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Elsa Hosk’s Ass Is Most Enjoyable And Shit Around The Web

October 30, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Elsa Hosk has one of those asses that should be in a freaking art museum. But then you couldn’t touch it without some security guard yelling at you. I think it belongs in a petting zoo. Put a quarter... READ MORE

Taylor Swift Countersues Ass Grabber

October 30, 2015 | Uncategorized | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

After a 2013 summer concert stop Taylor Swift told everybody that Denver country music radio DJ David Mueller lifted her skirt and grabbed her ass during a photo op backstage. At the time everybody laughed it off because Taylor Swift... READ MORE

Angelique Morgan Sinks the Pink

October 30, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Angelique Morgan is often described as the French Kim Kardashian. Or Kim Kardashian if you could possibly imagine her even more annoying. And less showered. At least she’s wearing underpants. That’s new for our immigrant population today. Quit scratching... READ MORE

Alessandra Ambrosio No Panties Either

October 30, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Mickey Rourke used to keep this commando shit in check by getting loaded and trying to finger fuck all these models at dress up events. Brazilians, Australians, who isn’t coming to this shining city on the hill and taking... READ MORE

Nicole Trunfio Is Missing Something

October 30, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Australians are just British people with more discernible genders. I’m not sure how you do Down Under, but here in America our 78% as much as men wage earners wear underpants. You let some pubescent boy see your vagina... READ MORE

Chloe Moretz Upset Over Bikini Chatter

October 30, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Chloe Moretz is upset that people are talking about her body in a bikini on the set of Neighbors 2 rather than her career. Completely eluding her is the inescapable fact that her body in a bikini on the... READ MORE

Hipster Baby Names and Going Rounds with Ronda Rousey in the Last Men on Earth Podcast #23 (AUDIO)

October 29, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

If you limit the scope of your world to the inanely stupid shit people with money and fame do to themselves and others, you’ve still got a broad domain. This week’s Last Men on Earth podcast explores several sectors... READ MORE

Heidi Klum Adding Ass

October 29, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Halloween is a  time for Heidi Klum to escape the doldrum of being tall and hot and rich and having a young male fuck toy and eleven extremely well behaved kids or so the nanny reports indicate and just be somebody... READ MORE

Stripper Aziah King Tells A Story On Twitter

October 29, 2015 | Photos | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

\ Twitter desperately tries to pretend it’s a social network and not a broadcast network for high profile celebrities and companies to sell shit. So, TV. Every now and then some average joe or black stripper chick breaks out... READ MORE

El Bieber Es Un Pendejo And Shit Around The Web

October 29, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Justin Bieber began acting like little bitch and threw a temper tantrum when asked to participate in some pranks on a Spanish radio show. He eventually stormed out like a little girl on a heavy flow day. What a twat.... READ MORE

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