October 27, 2015 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
For all the shit I give Brazil for pretending to be first world, once a month they send some model northward to show off her spectacular tits on the beach. It’s like a palms up gesture from the Navajo....
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October 27, 2015 |
crap around the web |
editor|
The insane lizard creature that used to be Lark Voorhies of “Saved By The Bell” is going through a nasty divorce after being married for like a minute. Now her husband wants to sell a tape of their gross...
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October 27, 2015 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
Grandma used to warn the young’uns not to dress showy or boys would think you were that kind of girl. Now archetypal prostitute garb will get you where you need to go. It’s not sex work if you pretend you’re...
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October 27, 2015 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
To win back your Kardashian sister you have to very publicly get plastered and fuck a bunch of random women. It reminds them of their dad. And mom. Lamar Odom did it. Props to you, champ. Now Scott Disick...
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October 27, 2015 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
Pamela Anderson’s passion for saving animals measures equally to her desire to throw back a couple or three Stoli and tonics and show off her most recent version of tits. Anderson seamlessly combines her two driving forces in a...
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October 27, 2015 |
WTF |
Lex Jurgen|
Yahoo abides precisely because everybody errantly pronounces them dead. Like Jason. Or the Steelers every midseason. Yahoo partnered with the NFL over the weekend to stream the first ever pro football game online. The Jaguars versus the Bills live from London. I could...
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October 26, 2015 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
Kristen Wiig and every other person associated with the Ghostbusters reboot mentions how trolls online have savaged the film from day one because of the all-female cast. It’s a solid way to lump all criticism of a retreading and...
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October 26, 2015 |
crap around the web |
editor|
Kylie Jenner’s ass is all over the place. She regularly Instagrams pics of her ass just in case we’ve forgotten. We get it, you have a nice plump fuckable ass. When I get Ferrari as a gift kind of...
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October 26, 2015 |
bikini |
Lex Jurgen|
You can’t get lazier than a bikini business if you’re a bikini model. It doesn’t speak to deep thought on branching out from your day job. The bikini line name ‘Ale’, the first three letters of her own name....
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October 26, 2015 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
The Weeknd shared a story about how he was hanging out at a party with Taylor Swift who was wasted on half a Bartles and Jaymes and insisted on petting his hair. You know, like a person caresses the...
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