Britney Spears Is Having A Nice Vacation

Britney Spears is currently on a family vacation in Hawaii with her boyfriend, David Lucado, and her sons Sean Preston and Jayden James (not to be confused with porn star Jayden Jaymes), and what great mother and devoted girlfriend doesn't stop for a quick and awkward... read more

Ellen Page Goes Full Lez

That didn't take long. Just weeks after her heroic coming out of the closet speech before an assembled crowd of people who go apeshit crazy when people come out of the closet, Ellen Page is dressed like Tom Joad with ironic messaged baseball caps. Straight out of the... read more

Oh, Shit, It's FEMEN Time

Here's proof of something I've always believed: it's really hard to look like a skeleton when you're fat. Awesome face paint aside, the angry Eastern Euro topless feminists of FEMEN were back in Spain with Muerte body paint protesting their ability of women who look like... read more

The Kim Jong Un Cut Suddenly Becomes Popular in North Korea

I'm still sometimes baffled that North Korea is a real country. Outside of Middle Eastern countries dealing for their weapons in James Bond movies, nobody really purchase anything it produces, save for it's reluctant big brother, China. It's basically a Fred Flintstone... read more

Behati Prinsloo Isn't Half Bad Looking

I wonder what that precise feeling is when the guy who keeps putting off your wedding's name pops up on Lindsay Lohan's 'Then Guess Who I Fucked After That' list. If you're a lingerie model specifically in your marrying a rich guy age range, it probably feels all kinds... read more

Joan Rivers Calls Lena Dunham A Dangerous Diabetes Causing Fatty

Pickled fashion crone Joan Rivers attacked Lena Dunham's weight and the message her fat ass sends to girls. It all started when the legendary comedian took time away from luring kids into her gingerbread house oven to go on The Howard Stern Show. The topic of Dunham came... read more

Porn Stars Make Terrible Models

You can ask a porn star to shove a banana up her ass as she fellates the archetypal grocery delivery boy while a chihuahua barks at her nipples and all she'll ask back is 'You want me to finish Gary on the dog?'. But you ask them to look sexy in clothes, things get more... read more

I'm A Twerk Major

A private college in upstate New York is offering a class on Miley Cyrus. Skidmore College, one of the priciest schools in the country, is adding a class on the the leg spreading tone deaf singer this summer. The course will examine society, race, gender, and a bunch of... read more

Tetyana Veryovkina Is Ukraine Strong

Lots of people are glass is half empty on this whole Moscow making Ukraine its backwater bitch. As always, I try to look at the pollyanna rose-colored glasses side. The progression of Ukraine's good looking women into international modeling and adult performance sectors... read more

Alessandra Ambrosio In A Sexy Photo Shoot For Schutz Fall 2014 Campaign

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Stephen Baldwin Took His Girls To See Noah

Occasional actor and possible human/duck hybrid Stephen Baldwin attended the premiere of Noah in New York City last night, and as always he was with his model daughters, Alaia and Hailey. Like his brother, Alec Baldwin, Stephen is very supportive of his daughters as they... read more

The Kardashians Are Pissed About This Stupid Sex Tape Spoof (VIDEO)

Joan Rivers enlisted Ray J's help to make a spoof of Kim Kardashian's sex tape, because it's not like he has anything better to do than to continue sucking the dust out of the corpse of the one thing that made him famous seven years ago. But even though it was that sex... read more

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