Jennifer Nicole Lee Comes Pre-Moistened

I'm sure there's a good reason why celebrity fitness instructor Jennifer Nicole Lee is pouring water over her chest. I'm sure I don't care to know why. When girls desperately seek attention, you ought just give it to them. Especially when it involves wet boobs. Just STFU... read more

Victoria's Secret Wants to Know What Is Sexy

When Victoria's Secret runs a campaign called 'What Is Sexy?' They obviously want you to circle your answer back to buying more of their underwear. But, to me, the real answer is, slave labor. Slave labor is sexy as hell. Who can forget thereports on slave like working... read more

Melissa Joan Hart Gets Ass Kicking On Kickstarter

Melissa Joan Hart is emoting sadness after her Kickstarter campaign to finance a film failed miserably. Melissa was asking for a mere $2 million but only raised $51,605.The film is called Darci's Walk of Shameand if the opening doesn't draw you in, nothing will... Darci... read more

Kylie Bisutti Is Still Yapping About Victoria's Secret

After former model Kylie Bisutti started making the TV rounds to promote her new book, "I'm No Angel: From Victoria's Secret Model to Role Model", her one-time employer was quick to defend the company's reputation by clarifying that she had only worked for Victoria's... read more

Gisele + Yoga = Wonderful

For as much praise as I heap on Heidi Klum for keeping it tight after 39 years and four kids, Victoria's Secret supermodel Gisele Bündchen seems to be doing fine in her own right at 32 with two kids. In fact, Gisele posted the above pic to her Facebook page yesterday to... read more

Rumors Running Wild That Beyonce Is Fake Pregnant Again

New York Post rumors are basically one guy in their newsroom making up celebrity shit for some other guy in the newsroom and next thing you know, there it is, anonymous sources stating that Beyonce is probably hiding her second baby from the public. You may recall that... read more

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OJ Simpson Looks Like Hell

OJ Simpson was back in court yesterday asking for a retrial of his 2008 conviction for kidnapping and armed robbery, after he and a group of armed men went after two sports memorabilia dealers that OJ had accused of stealing from him. The 65-year old former NFL star is... read more

Zoe Saldana Isn't Nude

The big press release I got said 'Zoe Saldana is nude in this month's Allure!'. Okay, it wasn't a press release so much as FSI in Glamour that fell out when I was perusing an article about how to Ombre your own hair. It was for a friend. Fuck, I said too much. The point... read more

The Downside of Being Harry

It goes without saying that being born Prince Harry is a pretty sweet roll of the cosmic dice. You get cars and girls and money just for emerging out of the right vagina. It's not a bad gig. But, at times, it comes with its downsides. Like having to hang with lap-banded... read more

Xenia Deli Models Lingerie

Remember back before the Internet when you'd see a hot girl in some magazine or a movie and you'd get all excited wondering who she was? So, maybe you'd ask your buddy, Rick, but Rick hates his job as a floater at Macy's and is too stoned to answer. That right there was... read more

Angelina Jolie Removes Both Her Boobs

Whatever real breast tissue Angelina Jolie had left is now gone after she had a preventative double mastectomy. It seems that the mother of between seventeen and thirty children has a faulty gene that increases her risk of getting cancer. Her mom died at a relatively... read more

Hayden Panettiere In A Bikini

Guys have some strange fascination with short girls. There's some unfounded collective belief that all short girls are somehow gymnastically inclined nymphomaniac spinners who fly on and off your member like Sandy Duncan in her Peter Pan harness. I once had sex with a... read more

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