Heidi Klum Is Still Good At Halloween Without Seal

By Travis November 01, 2013 @ 9:00 AM

Heidi Klum hosted her annual Halloween party last night at Marquee in New York City, and plenty of stars came out to show off their ideas of creative and fun costumes, from Coco Austin and Ice-T to Melanie Iglesias and Lindsay Ellingson (more on some of them in a bit), but the only person and costume that ever matters on Halloween is Heidi herself. It used to be that Heidi and her ex-husband Seal would arrive together and blow everyone away, but now she’s a solo act, and she did just fine with her costume as an elderly woman that every man at the party wanted to sleep with.

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Kanye Cancels Show Tonight

By Lex October 31, 2013 @ 5:24 PM

Kanye West canceled his Vancouver show for tonight because the truss that holds up his big-ass LED screen that depicts all his heavenly Yeezus backdrops got damaged when trucking north to the venue. The mark of any great musician is his willingness to cancel a concert because his truss got cracked. I know what the real Jesus would do. He’d pick up the microphone, lower the house lights, ask for a single spot, and treat his audience to 90 minutes of outrageous fucking freestyling psalms. Fake Jesus is lame.

Candice Swanepoel Has A Nip Slip in Brazil

By Lex October 31, 2013 @ 4:36 PM

Candice Swanepoel Has A Nip Slip On The Runway During Fashion Week In Sao Paolo
I can see this outfit making you pretty popular among the men in your office. The girls in the steno pool might call you ‘bitch’, but right as rain, you’re going to be receiving promotions you don’t come close to deserving. Office cleavage is a powerful thing. Office bare tit flashing will make you the President.

Photo Credit: AKM-GSI

Chris Brown’s Fury Ruined Halloween

By Lex October 31, 2013 @ 4:08 PM

Two night club Halloween parties canceled. One in L.A., one in Vegas. All thanks to mini-maestro Chris Brown and his fists of uncontrollable rage. I can’t imagine the disappointment of thinking you’re heading to a Chris Brown Halloween Party only to have Chris check himself into Bruce Banner rehab in Malibu. That sucks. No Chris Brown for you. Who the hell is going to punch you in the face because he thinks your costume is faggy. Or that you were touching his girl. Or because you look like the volunteer who used to fondle his nut sack in after-school care. Why, that’s not a Halloween at all.

Demi Moore Won’t Be Getting More Divorce Cash

By Jack October 31, 2013 @ 2:47 PM

Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher’s unnatural marriage is finally over and Ashton will not have to support the old crone financially. The divorce has been in a nasty back and forth for a couple of years now. Demi wanted spousal support from Ashton because he cheated on her and she hasn’t made a movie anybody cared about since 1992. The judge said that since they were married in California, which is a no fault state, he doesn’t have to pay shit. Furthermore she isn’t entitled to any of that Two and a Half Men fortune. Poor Demi. She made $90 million off of her divorce from Bruce Willis. I guess all she got out of this marriage was the dude from Punk’d slopping away on top of her while imagining he was inside Mila Kunis. I guess that’s still more than most women get.

Carmen Electra Wears Baywatch Swimsuit For The Today Show

By Lex October 31, 2013 @ 2:05 PM

Carmen Electra And Matt Lauer Wear Baywatch Outfit For Halloween On The Today Show
Carmen Electra is known for being the hot lifeguard replacement to Pam Anderson on Baywatch and for having sex with Dave Navarro, Dennis Rodman, and Tommy Lee. She chose wisely to dress up as the former for Halloween this year. The Today Show will not put you on camera if your costume consists of being drunk with a ripped dress and rocker jizz on your cheek. I have no comment on Matt Lauer. I’m pretending I didn’t see that.

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Guy Fieri In Brawl With Sobbing Hairdresser (VIDEO)

By Lex October 31, 2013 @ 1:27 PM

Men often talk about their fisticuffs history with some sense of pride. The fact is, outside of defending the honor of some lady, 99% of guy on guy impromptu fights are pointless and mostly embarrassing. I don’t care if you clock some dude in a bar fight with the perfect haymaker, everybody mostly just thinks you’re an a-hole. When your name is Mayweather and you train in a gym and they put you on Pay-Per-View, then you’re an actual fighter. But, there’s drunken bar embarrassing, and then there’s scrapping with your effeminate hairdresser in public embarassing. Like Guy Fieri, the Food Channel spiky haired host with about ten TV shows now since he’s the most damn likable person ever on camera. Though not so much when being called a fucking dickhead through the tears of a distraught stylist he just booted out of his SUV. I’m sure there’s a grand story behind this altercation. I’m sure nobody will give a damn what it is after seeing this video.

Anne Hathaway Makes Breast Cancer Event All About Her

By Jack October 31, 2013 @ 12:51 PM

Anne Hathaway won’t be winning any fans after her people sent a teen girl texting type email to the organizers of the breast cancer awareness event The Pink Party with her crazy demands. It seems that the diva doesn’t want anyone to talk, look at, interview, photograph, or generally breathe on her. You know, because an event to raise money to combat one of the biggest killer of women is all about Anne and ‘respecting her space’:


Do not take photos of ask for an autograph from anne hathaway. Her team is starting to getting really concerned today. Please make sure none of you or your guests approach her. I know in the past our hosts have mingled in the party, but each person is different and We are trying to respect her space.

No bloggers!!!!! Please!!!! cannot talk to her, nothing please. (forward team please help me!) Most of our celebs are happy to talk and share why cancer research is important to them so there will be other opportunities at the event.

I will truly need all of your help!!!

If you are sitting next to her in the front row, please make sure no one goes into to lounge :)”

Around the time she won the Oscar for screeching like a weasel in a meat grinder in Les Miserables, people had begun to get sick of Anne Hathaway. Her fake ass smile and false modesty are more grating than a marathon of The Princess Diaries. I know Anne will say that her reps were overreacting on their own accord. I know her reps will say, after a few cocktails, that Anne is a horrendous, demanding bitch who threatens to fire them all the time if they don’t write such idiotic letters. In the end, the winner will be the war against breast cancer. The truth about Anne Hathaway will be a minor casualty.