Marc Jacobs is one of the worlds most famous fashion designers, and he’s currently the Creative Director for Louis Vuitton, so it makes perfect sense that his new campaign would have Marisa Miller completely naked. Actually I guess it doesn’t. But it turns out I don’t give a fuck why she’s naked, as long as she is, so we’re good here.
At the risk of undoing all the good work Julri did earlier, here are pictures of Cher and her 64 year old nipples at last nights premiere of ‘Burlesque’ in Madrid, Spain. To be honest, her tits don’t really look that bad. To be honest again, I don’t have a girlfriend, and get laid only occasionally. Those last two statements are almost definitely related.
Miley Cyrus celebrated her 18th birthday by smoking salvia out of a bong and then being completely insufferable, according to this video from TMZ.
The video was shot during a party at Miley’s L.A. area home 5 days after her 18th birthday.
According to a source connected with Miley … the smoke filling the bong is a natural herb called salvia which has psychedelic qualities. Possession of salvia is legal in California.
As for the video … the source tells us it was shot by one of Miley’s friends – and the theory is someone stole or copied the video from that friend’s camera.
If you thought Miley was annoying sober, you were right. But more to the point, wait until you see how irritating she is when she’s high. At first she just starts giggling for no reason, then she starts babbling like some kind of demon. Stuff like this is why I hardly ever date high school seniors anymore.
This isn’t actually about Hollywood or whatever, but a sexy reader named Nikki emailed the other day in hopes that I would do a post pleading with girls of all ages to get screened regularly for breast cancer. Because she did and now it will hopefully save her life (she has a blog about her treatment here).
Sensing an opportunity to show pictures of naked girls while pretending to be helpful, I agreed.
The pictures of course are of my beloved Julri Waters. She’s a 32G, so that seemed like a good way to illustrate why breast cancer is so evil, and why everyone should give money to organizations like Komen.
How she’s not the most popular
model girl anything on earth is beyond me bc she’s everything girls are supposed to be; beautiful, short, big titted and Asian. Oh and she takes all her clothes off and let’s people take pictures of it. In this case Playboy. Actually, just Playboy. For lots of money. I don’t have any money but I asked anyway and suddenly she was too good to take her clothes off. Oh, well paarrddon me your highness. I’m sooo sorry for wanting to look at your vagina. I thought she was gonna be cool, ya know, I thought she was gonna be different, but no, she’s stuck up, just like the rest of them.
Student riots erupted in London today in some of the worst political violence in years, as student protesters, “rained sticks and rocks on riot police, vandalized government buildings and attacked a car carrying Prince Charles and his wife, Camilla, after lawmakers approved a controversial hike in university tuition fees.” The Daily Mail says…
This was the terrifying moment that a mob of anarchists attacked Prince Charles and Camilla’s car outside the London Palladium tonight.
The couple were due to attend the Royal Variety Performance, which was taking place very close to the epicentre of a day of violent protest in Parliament Square
Protesters had thrown paintbombs at police throughout a day of protests and the burgundy 1977 Rolls Royce Phantom VI was hit by an explosion of white paint on Prince Charles’s side of the car. A window was smashed, two rear panels were dented and the aerial was broken.
It’s not clear if Prince Charles was actually the target or if his car was attacked blindly, but what is clear is that some hippie is about to get his ass kicked. “Faarr out, mmannn, Im’a throw paint on this car! I’ll show them!”
Oh, hey look, a Julia Roberts story. Gee, I wonder if she’s acting like a mean old bitch again? Oh whatever could the answer be. I bet it’s surprising!
Like a fierce lioness protecting her cubs, Julia Roberts confronted a photographer — getting right into his face — after she spotted him snapping pictures of her family in Los Angeles this week.
The incident happened Monday as Roberts, 43, walked with her husband Danny Moder and her three children – 6-year-old twins Hazel Patricia Moder and Phinnaeus “Finn” Walter Moder and 3-year-old Henry Daniel Moder.
Ok for some reason this Radar article kisses Julias ass the entire time, even while detailing the other times she’s pulled the exact same crap. If you need any more proof that she’s an idiot, take another look at those kids names. Christ, it’s like being in a story about talking mice who teach us the spirit of Christmas.
The picture in the headline shows the 70 foot cell where Wesley Snipes will spend the next 3 years for tax evasion (UHQ of the pic here), but he’s hopeful for a last second reprieve based on what seems to be a very obvious bias by the jury. CNN says…
One juror, Frank Tuttle, gave Larry King Live a written statement that three other jurors had made up their mind that Snipes was guilty before the trial began. The jury’s verdict was a compromise between those jurors who thought Snipes was guilty and those who didn’t, Tuttle said in the statement.
“That’s when a deal was made to find him guilty on the failure to file taxes and not guilty on the federal tax evasion charges,” Tuttle said in the statement. “We did not think he would go to jail.”
Snipes’ attorney, Daniel R. Meachum, said neither he nor Snipes had any involvement in preparing that juror’s statement to Larry King Live, saying the show’s producers obtained it on their own.
“We on the defense team never suggested that the media reach out to any of the jurors,” Meachum said.
Jesus Christ. Uhh, I’m not technically a lawyer (or am I…) but I’m pretty sure the jury isn’t supposed to make up their mind before the trial starts. Where was he tried, on a cotton plantation?
Emma Stone has naturally glorious red hair, and no girl with red hair should ever ever dye their hair blond because white girls with blond hair are boring, but she had to for Spider Man 4 or Spider Man 1 or whatever the hell they’re calling it, which began filming yesterday in LA. Because she’s playing Gwen Stacy, who has blond hair. And if someone just said, “Oh hi Gwen Stacy”, while looking directly at Emma Stone with red hair, it would be pandemonium. “Where’s Gwen Stacy,” the audience would scream. “Is she behind that fox with the red hair? What’s going on, what’s happening? THIS IS NOT WHAT I’M USED TO! AAAHHHHH!!!!”