Oh hey, time to update the Lindsay Lohan Demolition Derby timeline:
October 4, 2005: Lindsay crashes a Mercedes into the passenger side of a van “during a chase through West Hollywood.”
May 26, 2007: Lindsay is arrested for drunk driving after crashing a Mercedes convertible in Beverly Hills at 5:30am.
July 24, 2007: while high on cocaine, Lindsay goes on a high speed chase down PCH in a stolen GMC Denali, with the owner and two of his friends still in it, reaching speeds of 100 miles per hour.
September 3, 2010: while driving a rented Maserati, she hits a stroller with a baby in it while pulling into traffic, then drives away without stopping.
June 8th, 2012: Lindsay drives into the back of a 18-wheeler, totaling her rented Porsche. A water bottle with alcohol in it is found near the scene. As of now, even though police feel she caused the accident, Lindsay has not been cited and still has her license.
Which brings us to yesterday, when she and her pasty white legs left the Chanel store in Beverly Hills and drove into the back of a Ford Mustang that was stopped at a traffic light. X17 says no one was hurt and the police were not called.
In Lindsay’s defense, she was probably in a rush to get away from Chanel before they noticed the stuff she’d stolen. Of course she didn’t see the Mustang, she was looking in her rear view mirror the whole time.