Britney stopped wearing her engagement ring

By brendon August 16, 2012 @ 5:07 PM

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Britney Spears was in court yesterday for another review of her conservatorship, and E! says that, though she appeared to be “in good spirits”, she wasn’t wearing her engagement ring. And she wasn’t wearing it 5 days ago in Long Beach either. In fact the last time she was photographed with it was almost 2 weeks ago.

This can only mean one thing; that she lost it about two weeks ago. Probably during some sort of pig chasing accident, or while she set a puppet on fire because it started talking to her during a show and scared her.

Jennifer Lawrence took a shot at Kristen Stewart (not literally)

By brendon August 16, 2012 @ 4:00 PM

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When Kristen Stewart was caught cheating with director Rupert Sanders a few weeks ago, Hollywood was shocked. A director, hitting on a young actress? It was unheard of.

But now Jennifer Lawrence says directors and producers have hit on her too. Which I assume means she immediately took off her pants and slept with them. What choice would she have?

“Jennifer has a healthy rivalry with Kristen, but she thinks that the cheating scandal she got caught up in could have been avoided,” a source close to Lawrence revealed.
“Jennifer (said she’s) received attention from many older men, especially powerful movie directors in the past, and would never want to jeopardize her career by getting involved with a married man.”
“She was clearly referring to Kristen’s liaison with Rupert,” the source told Radar.

This is why I stay away from movie sets. With all those pervert producers around, and me being so handsome, I worry about my sexual safety. If they just want to watch me, that’s one thing, but hey, come on, you see with your eyes, not your hands.

(image source = fame/flynet)

Olivia Wilde knows how to dress

By brendon August 16, 2012 @ 2:02 PM

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This is nothing but Olivia Wilde leaving Alcove Cafe in Silverlake yesterday after lunch, but I honestly can’t remember a time when she looked anything less than terrific. Except for when I hid on the floor in the backseat of her car. She was really red and flush that day, I guess from the screaming. Women always say they like surprises so I don’t know what her deal was.

(image source = fame/flynet)

Kate Upton is a good model

By brendon August 15, 2012 @ 7:01 PM

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Is there really something called Contributor magazine? That seems very hard to believe. I’ve never heard of it. But Kate Upton thinks there is because she posed for it. I’m not saying she was tricked but most models are pretty dumb, it wouldn’t be that hard to make up some magazine and get one to take her clothes off. Pointing a gun at them also works.

LeAnn Rimes is yelling at her fans on twitter again

By brendon August 15, 2012 @ 6:11 PM

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Despite what you may read, or hear, or see in that picture above, LeAnn Rimes is not some hussy, she’s a good Christian, and if you go on twitter and imply otherwise, she WILL yell at you about it.

Like earlier today when, according to the Daily Mail, a fan reminded her that she cheated on her husband with Eddie Cibrian, who was married to Brandi Glanville at the time, leading both marriages to end in divorce. LeAnn replied:

‘Excuse me? I have nothing to “prove” we are happy and my fans are wonderful and no one is perfect. All I need to speak to about me and my sins is the good lord.’

Yeah, take that. LeAnn told you. According to her religion, adultery, fornication, and divorce are all grave sins (as opposed to venial–meaning forgivable–sins), and she’ll take it up with God. And He’ll say, “uhh, well are you at least sorry about it?” And she’ll say, “no, in fact I flaunted it in front of everyone the entire time and also made fun of the girl whose husband I took.” And it’ll be fine. He’ll admire her moxy, I bet.

(image source = fame/flynet)

Britney has a twitter question for Curiosity

By brendon August 15, 2012 @ 3:53 PM

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Martians are annoying dicks because they’re always coming to Earth and making our car radios staticky then zipping away and hiding like some little girl. But they got a wake-up call 10 days ago when we sent a one ton robot over there and then just drove it around, right out in the open. What’s up Mars? Something you wanna say?

In fact the robot is so cavalier it even has time to flirt with Britney Spears on twitter after she sent a link to her ‘Oops I Did It Again’ video, which was also filmed on Mars. So you fuckers better knock it off, you’re on a very short leash.

(the video is a good excuse to post old hot and sometimes jailbait britney pictures)

Kristen Stewart has been fired from her own franchise

By brendon August 15, 2012 @ 2:33 PM

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Hahahaha, hahaha. Ha. Ha. Haha. Hahahaha. The Hollywood Reporter says…

Universal has decided to shelf its planned ‘Snow White and the Huntsman’ sequel and is instead focusing on a solo Huntsman movie starring Chris Hemsworth.
Kristen Stewart will not be invited to return.
It’s unclear whether director Rupert Sanders will return, though one source with ties to the production says he will.
While it might have been awkward for Stewart and Sanders to reunite for a sequel, it is not clear why the decision to move forward without Stewart was made.

Um, yes it is. She’s a terrible actress. They didn’t even let her talk in the first trailer. Also, no one likes her. Since ‘Twilight’ in 2008, she’s been in 4 movies that weren’t sequels or ‘Snow White’.

‘Adventureland’. It’s made a total of $17.1 million, worldwide.
‘The Yellow Handkerchief’. It’s made a total of $318,000, worldwide.
‘The Runaways’. It’s made a total of $4.6 million, worldwide.
‘Welcome to the Rileys’. It’s made a total of $317,000, worldwide.

There’s tons of really good young actresses in Hollywood, there’s no advantage whatsoever to casting Stewart, other than the fact that she’ll blow the director and knows where to score kick-ass weed.

CONFLICTING UPDATE - Universal now says pretty much the exact opposite of all this.

Kelly Brook is photogenic

By brendon August 14, 2012 @ 6:34 PM

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According to the caption on the cover, Kelly Brook has finally done her first photo shoot with Nuts magazine, for reasons that were probably explained in the text I didn’t read before cropping out and discarding. More showy, less talky. I’m not an astronaut for fucks sake, I didn’t come online to learn.

(source = nuts)