Ashley Green is part of an awesome trend

Just a few hours after Kourtney Kardashian went shopping yesterday on Melrose, dressed in a flimsy and awesomely short skirt (shorts?), Ashley Green wore something almost identical in Beverly Hills. And both outfits had floral prints on them that were so astoundingly ugly that if flowers actually looked like that, people would burn them wherever they appeared. So either this is my favorite new fashion trend, or it's...

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Amy Winehouse died from not drinking

If you're like the friends and family of Amy Winehouse, you looked at her and saw a rock-steady pillar of strength and an iron will. You're also in deep deep denial, and laugh out loud stupid. Amy Winehouse's family are convinced she was killed by QUITTING booze, The Sun can reveal. They believe the singer's decision to lay off alcohol completely for three weeks was a lethal "shock" for her tiny body. NOTE: she was...

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Kourtney Kardashian knows how to shop

Kourtney Kardashian went shopping today around Melrose with her sister Khloe, and she did it in the shortest possible thing that she could wear and still be considered a piece of clothing. In fact Khloe was heard to joke, "That thing wouldn't even cover my balls." (image source = splash) [gallery id="7620"]

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Denise Richards: beautiful vixen, fun loving friend

Denise Richards has written a book that came out on Tuesday, because as the description says... "(We've) seen her many public faces—the beautiful vixen, the devoted mother, the hard-working entertainer, and the fun-loving friend. But how well do we really know Denise Richards?" It's an intriguing question, and one I'm very interested in getting to the bottom of, especially now that this weeks Us magazine cover story...

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guess whose sexy legs these are!

So who strutted their sexy body around Beverly Hills yesterday for a little retail therapy! Here's a hint: she's in "Love" with getting attention for herself by telling girls to embrace their natural body type, while at the very same time she makes them feel bad about themselves by denying her body type and lying about her weight and dress size and going on crash diets or doing a People magazine cover to say how great...

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'Battleship': dumbest movie ever?

A few years ago of course, Hasbro tricked Universal into a deal to make movies based on thier toys. Except for Transformers and GI Joe, which already had deals with Paramount. In other words, except for the only two toys that could be turned into movies. That left Universal with Monopoly, Candyland, Clue, Ouija, Magic: The Gathering, Stretch Armstrong and... this. Battleship. So they made a battleship movie. With...

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Lindsays 'Gotti' movie sounds pretty great

I used to think the producers of the John Gotti movie (including Stuttering John) were poser retards who had no idea what the fuck they were doing. But it turns out their website plays the Madonna song 'Hollywood', which is where many movies are made. You can't get much more professional than that. And then they cast big names like John Travolta (who will act in literally anything and hasn't made a good movie since...

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Julia Roberts: so photoshopped its illegal

If you were to open a popular ladies magazine in England today and see this ad for Lancome cosmetics, you might shriek, "Is that supposed to be Julia Roberts? Why does she look so young? Am I back in 1995? What have you done to me, popular ladies magazine? When am I?!?!" But don't blame the magazine. It just turns out that Lancome makes moisturizer, not magic potions. The Guardian says... L'Oréal has been forced to...

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Mitch Winehouse is an asshole

All of these things happened in the past month: 1. One day before Amy Winehouse died, her mom visited her and would later say Amy was so "out of it" that her death "was only a matter of time." (us) 2. "She has spent the last seven days on a massive bender and people were saying she's going to drink herself to death." Sources claim she died from a 'bad' ecstasy pill combined with huge amounts of alcohol." (the mirror)...

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Wednesday headlines, with over caffeinated Renee Zellweger

AMY WINEHOUSES - dad Mitch is setting up a foundation to help people struggling with addiction. And not a moment too soon! (fox) FRANK DARABONT - is leaving his position as show-runner on 'The Walking Dead'. Darabont adapted the show, wrote or co-wrote all of season 1, and directed the premiere. It's not clear if he'll still act as executive producer or why he's leaving. Just between us, I'm not saying he got caught...

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Blake Lively will soon have Sex in a City

It seems like it's been forever since the British tabloids clearly made up some casting news. "Done and done," says the Daily Mail. Rumours were rife after the second film launched last year that another was on the cards and now it has emerged that 'Sex and the City 3' will go ahead - with a new cast featuring some of Hollywood's hottest talents. Taking form as a prequel the proposed project will be based on...

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Bar Refaeli is still in a bikini

Bar Refaeli spent another day in a bikini in Porto Cervo, Italy, with her new boyfriend David Fisher, and I don't know much about that guy but word on the street is that he goes to children's hospitals at night and masturbates on the kids. You hear that Bar! Little kids! With cancer! "It makes me feel sexy," he probably says. Oh sure he'll deny it if you ask but what do you expect from a sicko like that! (image source...

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Leighton Meester is geting sued by her mom

Just to set the table here, 'Gossip Girl' star Leighton Meester was born in prison, and not because her mom was the warden. She was an inmate, doing time for drug trafficking. Her father, grandfather and aunt also spent time in federal prison for drug dealing. Leighton however seems to be nice enough and you never really hear anything bad about her. So when Leightons mom makes a bunch of wild claims about what a bitch...

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did Amy Winehouse commit suicide?

That question in the headline is rhetorical, by the way. Because I don't know what the answer is. E! says that police in London haven't ruled it out, but as of today there's still no clear cause of death. One thing that probably didn't help was that she was living in filth... "It looked like a bomb site," says an eyewitness observer inside Winehouse's apartment. "She really appears to have lived out her final days and...

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Lady Gaga has to use Rogaine now

Lady Gaga spends a great deal of time and money to make sure she looks like a complete jackass every single day, but much like Icarus as he rose toward the glory of the heavens, such ambition comes at a price. The Sun says... Lady GaGa is using anti-baldness cure Rogaine - after frequent colour changes have played havoc with her hair. She often wears wigs to mask the damage years of styling has done to her scalp. A...

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