Hermione is a model now

Emma Watson is the new face for Lancome cosmetics, so if you want to look young and youthful, like you're 20, you should buy their stuff. It also helps if you're actually 20, like Emma. Last night she shot her first campaign in Paris, the theme being, "prostitutes I would drive past at first to see what my options were."read more

Ciara is here to help

These aren't the greatest pictures of Ciara ever taken, but average pictures of her getting a pedicure yesterday in Beverly Hills, in little shorts that show off her perfect legs, are still better than the best pictures of Ke$ha. Granted I've been in love with Ciara ever since this. This must be why they only have girls work in pedicure shops because if a girl this hot put her feet out, the temptation to push them...read more

Vanessa Hudgens is upset about her naked pictures

This kind of thing would probably just go away if she werent so quick to acknowledge it, since all that does is confirm it that it really is her, but an attorney for Vanessa Hudgens says she's upset about the new round of naked pictures that leaked yesterday, more pictures from the same set she took 4 years ago. "Vanessa is deeply upset and angered that these old photos, which were taken years ago, continue to...read more

Selena Gomez is getting better at this

Selena Gomez was on the Late Show With David Letterman yesterday, and I'm sort of amazed that she wore this sexy lace top and short little skirt. She's normally so conservative. It's one of the things she and her boyfriend Justin Bieber have in common. They're both daddies little girl. (image source = inf daily)read more

Tony Hawk is sleeping with his best friends wife, pt. 2

Over a month ago, on February 8th, to be exact, I mentioned that Tony Hawk was getting divorced for the third time because he's having an affair with the wife of his lifelong friend and business partner Matt Goodman. And today Page Six comfirms that I do, on very rare occasions, know what I'm talking about, or more accurately that I know how to open email. Wealthy skateboarding legend Tony Hawk dumped his third wife,...read more

Kacey Jordan tried to kill herself

Kacey Jordan of course is the porn star who was with Charlie Sheen the night he was rushed to the hospital a few weeks ago, and who then did countless interviews detailing every minute of it. But she hasn't been able to forget about her time with Charlie. Those 16 hours really messed her up. "those 16 hours i was with charlie sheen... messed me up... i can't get that image out of my head..." See, I told you they did....read more

Ke$ha is gettin me all hot

Ke$ha is down in Australia this week for her Get Sleazy tour, and yesterday she went to the beach. In this. After that a bunch of sharks washed up on shore after committing suicide. The only way this bikini could be any more repulsive is if it had a big rubber dick mounted to the front. (image source = pacific coast)read more

Vanessa Hudgens might be naked again

She hasn't commented on it yet and made it official, but Vanessa Hudgens might have a third round of naked pictures to get leaked online, and clearly practice has made perfect, because not only does she kiss Zoey 101 star Alexa Nikolas this time, but there's a picture that, even in this censored version (which so far is the only one online), is as shockingly raw as any celebrity picture I've ever seen. This one. To...read more

Gilbert Gottfried fired for his Japan tsunami tweets

As thousands of bodies wash up on the shores of Japan amid fears of a meltdown at nuclear power plants and as scientists warn that a second major earthquake and tsunami might be on it's way, Gilbert Gottfried probably picked a bad time to go on twitter and make tsunami jokes, or at least he did in the eyes of his bosses at Aflac, who earn about three-quarters of their total revenue from Japan. Jokes like these... - I...read more

Kelly Bensimon is in a bikini

Real Housewives of New York City star Kelly Bensimon pranced around Miami beach this weekend in a bikini, showing off her ripped out body, and anyone who says they wouldn't tap that just because she's 42 is either gay or a liar or a gay liar. She looks like she could be Elle Mcphersons mom, though that probably sounds like more of a compliment to me than it would to her. (image source = fame)read more

Ryan Phillippe got some new girl pregnant

Though he's since moved on to Amanda Seyfriend, Ryan Phillippe briefly dated an actress named Alexis Knapp, and like all girls named "Alexis", this one was kind of slutty and irresponsible. People says... Alexis Knapp, an actress who dated Phillippe last summer, is pregnant and, a source says, "Alexis has told friends that the child is Ryan's." The baby is said to be due in June. Reps for Knapp and Phillippe did not...read more

the new royal princess is kind of hot

The biggest story in England right now is the upcoming royal wedding on April 29th, when Prince William, the son of Prince Charles and Lady Di, will marry Kate Middleton. Much more important than that however are the release of these previously unseen pictures of Kate in Ibiza back in September of 2006. Since she's hot, hopefully on her wedding night a rival country like China will kidnap her and hold her for ransom,...read more

Mila Kunis did or did not steal Justin Timberlake

A source close to Mila Kunis needs to go back to Rumor Killing School because they tell People that Mila is not the reason Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel broke up, making this the first time many even heard that rumor. "Mila had nothing to do with their break-up," the source says. "In fact, no one came between them. They decided their relationship ran its course and it was time to move on." Still not suspiciously...read more

Jenny McCarthy is in a bikini

Jenny McCarthy put on a little bikini and went to Miami Beach this weekend, and it's amazing how a new outfit can make someone so much more tolerable. I would lose the hat though and replace it with some tape over her mouth. Then she'd pretty much be perfect.read more

Mel Gibson officially charged with misdemeanor battery

Mel Gibson was in court today, accused of assaulting Oksana Grigorieva, his former girlfriend and mother to his 1-year-old daughter, Lucia. Which he did. On June 23rd, 2010, Mel Gibson said this under oath… "I slapped Oksana one time with an open hand in an attempt to bring her back to reality. I did not slap her hard, I was just trying to shock her." He of course says he did it for a good reason; his dinner was late....read more