October 22, 2015 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
VIDEO HERE ON RADAR Charlie Sheen’s porn star fiancee of 2014 erupted in a backyard conflagration of his and her photos and all the sweet notes and death threats he sent her while tweaking during their six month romance....
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October 22, 2015 |
crap around the web |
editor|
As what comes as a shock to no one, Prince Michael, son of the late kiddy lover/singer Michael Jackson, revealed that the King of Pop is not his biological father. The first clue is that he was White. The...
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October 22, 2015 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
Kendall Jenner is the only Kardashian family member not to have centrifuged Carolina hog fat cold pressed into her body each month. Therefore, she’s the least likely to wake up with the sperm of ‘I think I remember the...
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October 22, 2015 |
WTF |
Lex Jurgen|
A rough looking older blond lady marine biologist, not to be confused with every other rough looking older blond lady marine biologist, snuck into Sea World with a local zip code coupon and concluded that it sucks to be...
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October 22, 2015 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
Zendaya Coleman blasted Modeliste magazine for Photoshopping her legs and hips a bit leaner in their cover shoot. It was no simple task given that nobody could find contact information or a valid address for the clearly made-up magazine...
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October 21, 2015 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
The streaming music Tidal has swept the nation and re-defined the way music is consumed by being completely forgotten about since their underwhelming launch six months ago. Tidal was the brain child of Jay Z and a bunch of...
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October 21, 2015 |
crap around the web |
editor|
Ronda Rousey is a bit of a conundrum as far as my dong is concerned. Sometimes it finds her sexy and other times it crawls into my body out of fear from her. Maybe I just want a girl...
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October 21, 2015 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
In a twist completely unexpected by the encephalitic and very poor prognosticators of dingy tawdry family drama, Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom have called off their divorce. TMZ got a copy of the judicial request signed by Khloe and counter signed...
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October 21, 2015 |
WTF |
Lex Jurgen|
You can count on honor students being the victims of random school shootings and graduation night party balcony collapses. God has those fuckers marked the minute their parents put up that fucking bumper stick on their wagon. The happy...
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October 21, 2015 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
You’re going to name yourself Charlie XCX and rage all night you’ve got to get yourself some decent drinking pants. This chick is the British Kesha if God hadn’t punished Kesha with the breeding hips of a much large...
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