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Amber Rose Walking Back Her Slut

October 21, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

High off her success at SlutWalk where she raised several hundred dollars for a charity that pays for her bar bill, Amber Rose was tapped by GQ to force their readership to question their sexuality more than ever. Why are you... READ MORE

Kevin Hart Has Tiny Man Fight And Shit Around The Web

October 20, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Rich dwarf Kevin Hart got into a bit of a scuffle at a strip club. I bet that was adorable. Read all about his Napoleonic complex in action. (TMZ) Everyone’s favorite foul mouthed broad, Amy Schumer, accused of joke... READ MORE

Cherry Morgan in A Bikini

October 20, 2015 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

There’s something that just feels wrong seeing a porn star in a bikini at the beach. It’s like coming home to find your dog in pants. How the fuck do you intend to shit in that thing? Porn stars... READ MORE

Jaden Smith Can’t Disappear Fast Enough

October 20, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Jaden Smith announced he’s going to disappear from the landscape within ten year’s time. It’s unclear what he intends to do with ten years of down time before his departure, but probably lots of skateboarding and naps. You don’t just give... READ MORE

Hookers Are Unpredictable Little Scamps

October 20, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The two hookers who serviced Lamar Odom at the Love Ranch up to and through his first few strokes sold pictures of Lamar in his brothel bed to the DailyMail, purveyors of all things tawdry but not particularly shocking.... READ MORE

Farrah Abraham Cuts Deeply

October 20, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Farrah Abraham announced she’s going under the knife for the third time to fulfill her dream of turning her tits into the largest cruller shaped attached structure west of the Mississippi. The first tit job got her into porn. The second... READ MORE

HelloGiggles Says Hello to $30 Million

October 20, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

HelloGiggles is the female positive website started by Zooey Deschanel and two other women you’d want to punch in the uterus after five minutes of conversation on politics or sports. That’s misogynistic, also thoughtful eugenics. Like every other site... READ MORE

Girls and Guns, Fuck Yeah, America, I Mean, Britain

October 20, 2015 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The British hate guns because after four hundred years of pushing everybody around with their guns, it just got old. They still get away with a lot more weapons go boom shit on the sly than American censors would... READ MORE

Taylor Swift Is Doing Alright

October 19, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Taylor Swift’s 1989 Tour of North America has grossed $173 million the past four months and isn’t yet over. This means Swift is set to surpass the devil’s fracking operations and win the golden totem. Also she can now... READ MORE

Miley Brings Ass Peace And Shit Around The Web

October 19, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Miley Cyrus is bringing peace to the Middle East with the use of her boyish shaped ass. Is it a coincidence that violence there has only increased? I don’t think so. Twinks confuse everyone. See how she managed to insult... READ MORE

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