October 21, 2015 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
High off her success at SlutWalk where she raised several hundred dollars for a charity that pays for her bar bill, Amber Rose was tapped by GQ to force their readership to question their sexuality more than ever. Why are you...
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October 20, 2015 |
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editor|
Rich dwarf Kevin Hart got into a bit of a scuffle at a strip club. I bet that was adorable. Read all about his Napoleonic complex in action. (TMZ) Everyone’s favorite foul mouthed broad, Amy Schumer, accused of joke...
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October 20, 2015 |
bikini |
Lex Jurgen|
There’s something that just feels wrong seeing a porn star in a bikini at the beach. It’s like coming home to find your dog in pants. How the fuck do you intend to shit in that thing? Porn stars...
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October 20, 2015 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
Jaden Smith announced he’s going to disappear from the landscape within ten year’s time. It’s unclear what he intends to do with ten years of down time before his departure, but probably lots of skateboarding and naps. You don’t just give...
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October 20, 2015 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
The two hookers who serviced Lamar Odom at the Love Ranch up to and through his first few strokes sold pictures of Lamar in his brothel bed to the DailyMail, purveyors of all things tawdry but not particularly shocking....
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October 20, 2015 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
Farrah Abraham announced she’s going under the knife for the third time to fulfill her dream of turning her tits into the largest cruller shaped attached structure west of the Mississippi. The first tit job got her into porn. The second...
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October 20, 2015 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
HelloGiggles is the female positive website started by Zooey Deschanel and two other women you’d want to punch in the uterus after five minutes of conversation on politics or sports. That’s misogynistic, also thoughtful eugenics. Like every other site...
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October 20, 2015 |
bikini |
Lex Jurgen|
The British hate guns because after four hundred years of pushing everybody around with their guns, it just got old. They still get away with a lot more weapons go boom shit on the sly than American censors would...
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October 19, 2015 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
Taylor Swift’s 1989 Tour of North America has grossed $173 million the past four months and isn’t yet over. This means Swift is set to surpass the devil’s fracking operations and win the golden totem. Also she can now...
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October 19, 2015 |
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Miley Cyrus is bringing peace to the Middle East with the use of her boyish shaped ass. Is it a coincidence that violence there has only increased? I don’t think so. Twinks confuse everyone. See how she managed to insult...
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