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Twas the Losses That Felled Sarkisian

October 14, 2015 | Uncategorized | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

A whole bunch of USC important people stood up and plainly pretended to be shocked by Coach Steve Sarkisian’s alcohol problem as they canned him. This despite the fact that his five years most previous at the University of... READ MORE

Emilia Clarke Is the Sexiest Woman Alive

October 14, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Esquire magazine named Emilia Clarke the sexiest woman alive in 2015. Quite coincidentally, the Game of Thrones star had previously agreed to do an extensive interview, video, and promotional rounds for the magazine. She’s a good enough looking lady... READ MORE

Lamar Odom Fucked Himself Critical

October 14, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Cowboys want to die with their boots on. Soldiers, in battle. Dudes who used to be married to Kardashians can only pray the hookers hide the narcotics before the EMTs arrive. Lamar Odom is closing in on being another notch... READ MORE

Selena Gomez No Bra for #NoBraDay

October 13, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Hashtags are a sign you’ve officially surrendered any meaningful action. Maybe three years ago you could take a new hashtag to the social standing points bank and get a stuffed kitten. That was ten thousand General Mills cereal hashtags... READ MORE

A Fatwah On Bieber’s Music And Shit Around The Web

October 13, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Several Muslim countries have banned Justin Bieber’s latest album. Not because it sucks donkey balls but because he apparently talks about Jesus on it. I’m not Muslim but I can respect a Jihad on that lesbian troll doll’s songs.... READ MORE

Jennifer Lawrence Hurting for Cash

October 13, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Before rising on the stump to complain about your pay, maybe check to see if you took in $96 million in the past year. You’re inherently a horrible spokesperson for salary inequality arguments when you’re the top earning female... READ MORE

Hannah Stocking Doesn’t Understand How the NBA Works

October 13, 2015 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

It’s probably hard for really good looking women to contemplate there are some small subset of men who see them as fully replaceable. Maybe not you or I, but NBA ballers like Klay Thompson who just got a ring... READ MORE

Hefner Outlived Playboy, Go Figure

October 13, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The Wild West of the Internet died some time ago. Like all media channels the web has matured into giant corporate run stadium with overpriced bland concessions and family friendly sponsors riding funny cars. As men’s magazines face the digital frontier,... READ MORE

Cecil the Lion Unavenged

October 13, 2015 | Uncategorized | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The Zimbabwe government decided not to press charges against the dentist who slaughtered Cecil the Lion because the dentist reminded the Zimbabwe government of his financial generosity while  the lion’s family could only roar on occasion and take extended... READ MORE

Shakira Hot Midget Abs And Shit Around The Web

October 13, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

If you like teeny tiny chicks who belly dance after giving birth, Shakira is your girl. Her husband beats her if he sees men checking her out, so let that weigh on your conscience. See for yourself. (Drunken Stepfather)... READ MORE

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