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Stephanie Smith Seems Fit

October 12, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I’d never tell an attractive model how to maintain her looks. Except this Australian chick. Lay off the military press. Strong women with six packs and muscular arms frighten me. I think they’re supposed to. The addition of perfect tits... READ MORE

Calvin Harris Tugged His Way to Freedom

October 12, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Taylor Swift is splitting with the world’s highest paid DJ Calvin Harris because he got a rub and tug massage for two hours at a Thai parlor on Sunset. Calvin Harris claims he’s innocent because he’s British and thinks... READ MORE

Kourtney Kardashian Daughter Takes One to the Chin

October 12, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

You’re a pretty sick bastard if the sight of a girl taking a car door to the face makes you laugh. I did. You can see the high-speed frame shots HERE. People are criticizing Kourtney Kardashian for reflexively waiting... READ MORE

Ana Braga White Bikini Squat

October 12, 2015 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Nobody squats quite like this oddly blond Brazilian chick. I used to think it was part of her model posing warmups, now I’m certain she’s relieving herself on the Miami Beach promenade. It’s not for anybody to judge the... READ MORE

Jessie James Decker Has At Least One Tit

October 12, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

That unsettling feeling you get when you aren’t totally clear on Eric Decker’s wife’s stance on breastfeeding. Here’s a hint. She for. Jessie James Decker, the country singer who’s widely recognized as being both good looking and fertile, took... READ MORE

Raven-Symone Doesn’t Like Black Folks And Shit Around The Web

October 9, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Former Cosby kid and wayward soul Raven-Symone said on The View that she purposefully doesn’t hire people with “Black People” names. Damn Dr. Huxtable raped the sane right out of her. Read all about Raven’s cultural confusion. (TMZ) Justin Bieber... READ MORE

Kardashians Paying Scott Disick $20 Million to STFU

October 9, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

In the category of biggest winning loser, not many can compete with Scott Disick. This lounge-about drunk has done nothing with his life but fuck and vacation his way into some serious cash. It’s a great gig if you can... READ MORE

Lady Gaga American Horror Thong

October 9, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Lady Gaga is a pretty good get for a basic cable show. The rules of basic cable allow for some level of nudity if it’s the chick on the show you wanted to see naked the least. Though science... READ MORE

Bella Thorne Celebrates 18

October 9, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Bella Thorne celebrated her eighteenth birthday, which may or may not have also happened a few years ago when her non-Dominican ballplayer birth certificate documented her the very same age. I don’t blame her stage parents for trying. She’s... READ MORE

Morrissey Airport Security Sex Tape Selling Well (VIDEO)

October 9, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Sometime during Morrissey’s endless list of verbalized complaints about topics ranging from mushy peas to fair eco-trade practices in Sub-Saharan Africa, he spit out being manhandled in the junk zone by a TSA agent at the San Francisco Airport.... READ MORE

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