October 12, 2015 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
I’d never tell an attractive model how to maintain her looks. Except this Australian chick. Lay off the military press. Strong women with six packs and muscular arms frighten me. I think they’re supposed to. The addition of perfect tits...
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October 12, 2015 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
Taylor Swift is splitting with the world’s highest paid DJ Calvin Harris because he got a rub and tug massage for two hours at a Thai parlor on Sunset. Calvin Harris claims he’s innocent because he’s British and thinks...
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October 12, 2015 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
You’re a pretty sick bastard if the sight of a girl taking a car door to the face makes you laugh. I did. You can see the high-speed frame shots HERE. People are criticizing Kourtney Kardashian for reflexively waiting...
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October 12, 2015 |
bikini |
Lex Jurgen|
Nobody squats quite like this oddly blond Brazilian chick. I used to think it was part of her model posing warmups, now I’m certain she’s relieving herself on the Miami Beach promenade. It’s not for anybody to judge the...
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October 12, 2015 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
That unsettling feeling you get when you aren’t totally clear on Eric Decker’s wife’s stance on breastfeeding. Here’s a hint. She for. Jessie James Decker, the country singer who’s widely recognized as being both good looking and fertile, took...
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October 9, 2015 |
crap around the web |
editor|
Former Cosby kid and wayward soul Raven-Symone said on The View that she purposefully doesn’t hire people with “Black People” names. Damn Dr. Huxtable raped the sane right out of her. Read all about Raven’s cultural confusion. (TMZ) Justin Bieber...
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October 9, 2015 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
In the category of biggest winning loser, not many can compete with Scott Disick. This lounge-about drunk has done nothing with his life but fuck and vacation his way into some serious cash. It’s a great gig if you can...
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October 9, 2015 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
Lady Gaga is a pretty good get for a basic cable show. The rules of basic cable allow for some level of nudity if it’s the chick on the show you wanted to see naked the least. Though science...
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October 9, 2015 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
Bella Thorne celebrated her eighteenth birthday, which may or may not have also happened a few years ago when her non-Dominican ballplayer birth certificate documented her the very same age. I don’t blame her stage parents for trying. She’s...
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October 9, 2015 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
Sometime during Morrissey’s endless list of verbalized complaints about topics ranging from mushy peas to fair eco-trade practices in Sub-Saharan Africa, he spit out being manhandled in the junk zone by a TSA agent at the San Francisco Airport....
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