A topless Willis girl creates a confounding conundrum. I love tits and I’m a fan of Bruce Willis, but Bruce Willis with tits is a picador strike to the ball shed. Yippee-ki-yay, motherfuckers. This just isn’t working. Photo Credit:... READ MORE

At the end of the day, it’s all about speaking truth to power. Your own version of the truth to whoever you designate as powerful. That’s the beauty of everybody deciding they work against the system. Everybody is the... READ MORE

Ashley Benson caught a lot of shit for dressing up like a sexy version of famous dead lion Cecil. You know what they say, dead pussy is better than no pussy at all. Sorry. See what all the fucking fuss... READ MORE

I’m pretty unflappable when it comes to idiotic fraternity hazing rituals. When you agree to allow for an institution run entirely by 20-year old drunk boys named Scotty (that’s actually the dude’s name in the video so shut the... READ MORE

According to Celebrity Gene, makers of fine liquid human DNA filled necklaces since whenever, the Farrah Abraham model wasn’t exactly moving. After four months on the market, not a single one had sold. Buying a pendant filled with a... READ MORE

Joan Smalls, the surprisingly Puerto Rican fashion model, flashed her pasties covered nipple at a Vogue Party in Paris. Either she lost a bet or she’s reminding the world that models will suck you in between Camel draws in... READ MORE

Ashley Judd has previously recalled stories of rape, molestations, and incest by unnamed adult males. She’s suing Twitter trolls for sexually lame attacks on her after a University of Kentucky sports tweet. Now she’s come out with a tale of... READ MORE

Character actor and Santa Claus on meth look-a-like Randy Quaid is being detained by Canadian immigration. He lives in Montreal because he’s in deep legal trouble in the U.S. and crazy assholes are more readily accepted in Montreal. When did... READ MORE

Not to be outdone by her sisters and half-sisters and Vagina Dad getting naked, Kendall Jenner managed to put on something super expensive in Paris that still showed off her tits. This is either a family of barely trainable... READ MORE

Kourtney Kardashian released photos from Vanity Fair where she appears to be writhing in pain from family branded diet powder withdrawal. Like Trainspotting, but even less intelligible. With three illegitimate children, Kourtney Kardashian has always been seen as the... READ MORE