By Lex May 07, 2013 @ 3:10 PM
How embarrassed are you as a kid when your mom exposes herself at the park? I know it was the shame of my childhood. When dad joined in, I had to abandon public play areas altogether. So imagine how Serenity and Oblong, or whatever Jessica Alba named her two kids, felt when Jessica Alba whipped off her coat to reveal her bare teat through a bra that seems a bit racy for a toddler park. Not that I’m complaining. Because I’m straight. Like an arrow. With a really cute designer fletching.
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By colin May 07, 2013 @ 2:40 PM
To thank all of you who’ve stuck with us through the transition, our bevy of new readers, and even those people who stayed behind just to kvetch (you remind me so much of my parents), here’s some free porn. We got DVD copies of the Backdoor Teen Mom tape to give away.
We just set up a new Twitter feed for WWTDD. Social media being the big thing for all the crazy kids these days. The 1st and the 50th person to Tweet “I need me some backdoor action” @DurdenShat will win a sweet 70-minute romp with Farrah Abraham’s bunghole. I’ll also give one away to just some random Tweeter today or tomorrow, so keep showing your backdoor love.
That starts now.
By Lex May 07, 2013 @ 2:00 PM
Vanessa Hudgens mom wasn’t even born when the Rolling Stones started performing. That might not really explain why her skirt fell down on the way into the Staples Center to see the Rolling Stones perform. Honestly, I just wanted to show you her underwear. It’s not quite the same as seeing her underaged cooch in cell phone pictures, but it’s less likely to turn me into a blue dot on the Megan’s Law website. I don’t care if you like hiking and long walks on the beach, that blue dot will kill your online dating potential.
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By Lex May 07, 2013 @ 1:18 PM
I guess all the local Build-A-Bears were full up so Carmen Electra went with Vegas strip club as her backup birthday party spot. She also got paid. And why not earn a little scratch on your own 41st? There aren’t many calendar turns left before Carmen starts seeing her name on the second stage list. The stripper pole is a heartless master.
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By Jack May 07, 2013 @ 12:55 PM
Lindsay entered the Betty Ford Clinic for drug rehab but is still taking Adderall…for now. The clinic is analyzing whether or not she actually needs it. She does have a prescription and it’s not like doctors just hand out prescription medications to their wealthy drug crazy Hollywood clientele. Lindsay was adamant that she would enter rehab but only if she was allowed to keep taking the drug. She says she needs it for her mental health. She also said if she doesn’t take it regularly, the miniature spider monkey sleeper cell implanted in her brain by the Chinese government would activate. That’s worth analyzing.
By Lex May 07, 2013 @ 12:20 PM
Back in the G4 fanboy days, there was no greater gender divisionist than Olivia Munn. Guys all saw her as the cool chick who’d watch an entire ballgame with them and then demand sex as if the game counted as hot foreplay. And women hated her because there’s no way they’d have sex with a guy after three hours of nacho cheese dip, Keystone Light, and another Eagles loss. Just knowing that their guy thought any woman would, pissed them off. I could be wrong because I don’t really know shit about women. But I do know they have nipples (all of them, right?). Olivia Munn showed hers off the other night. I’m going to say that also pleased the guys and got the girls judging her. She can’t win, though she already has.
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By Lex May 07, 2013 @ 11:42 AM
I love P.R. people. In so much as I love people who string together epic lies without a single note of remorse. Even the Devil has to lay it out straight when bartering you for your soul. Not P.R. people. When word leaked out that Catherine Zeta-Jones was being checked into a mental health facility for treatment for bipolar disorder, her reps were quick to point out that this was merely a ’30-day maintenance program’.
“Catherine has proactively checked into a health-care facility. Previously, she has said she is committed to periodic care in order to manage her health in an optimum manner.” According to her team, her 30-day ‘maintenance’ stay has been arranged so doctors can monitor her drugs and has ‘always been part of the plan’. — The DailyMail from Cece Yorke, Catherine’s P.R. agent
Yeah, Cece Yorke, scheduled hospital commitments are part of the ‘plan’. It’s like the 2-Day Park Hopper Plan at Disney. Something you do when you have a free weekend. Liar. Now start coming clean. What type of shit did Catherine smash, did anybody get hurt, and did she have sex with the gardener again?
Here’s Silver Hill hospital in Connecticut. It looks relaxing enough. Lots of windows to stare out forlornly and think about all the people conspiring against you.
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By Lex May 07, 2013 @ 11:05 AM
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