Jessica Simpson Is A Natural Beauty

A lot of people are patting Jessica Simpson on the back for Tweeting this picture from her "date night" last night, because she's apparently not wearing makeup, and that's good enough to get a girl the Purple Heart these days. I don't see what the big deal is, though,... read more

Lindsay Lohan Is Back In The Studio

Now that Lindsay Lohan has drummed up some terrible publicity for herself after she was accused by Barron Hilton of telling Ray LeMoine to beat the shit out of him at a party, it's time for her to do what she does best – make some mediocre pop and dance music that nobody... read more

La Toya Jackson Wears A See Through Top To Katsuya In Los Angeles

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One Of Those Teen Moms Was Arrested Again

In 2011, former Teen Mom "star" Jenelle Evans was arrested for violating the terms of her probation after she tested positive for opiates and marijuana. Back in August, she was again arrested for drug and paraphernalia possession, and she was all smiles in her booking... read more

Madonna And Her High School Fiancé Break Up

This is really sad news. What chances do any of us have of sustaining love if a young French Algerian Muslim backup dancer can't make it with an aging Skeletor looking pop music sheizen distributor? Fuck, romance is really really dead. It was just a few months ago that... read more

Alessandra Ambrosio Shows Off Her Boobs To Fight The AIDS

Hollywood brought out the big bucks last night to the amFAR Inspiration Gala where everybody who is anybody tried to show they hated The AIDS more than the next guy, or girl, or Kelly Osbourne who donated five grand at the event. Kelly is fully aware that while she could... read more

Charity Worker Found Not Guilty of Glassing Tara Reid

For some reason, a jury in London took the word of a sobbing charity worker over that of Tara Reid in a case involving a nightclub fight where Tara told the court that this other woman went 'psycho like Naomi Campbell' on her after the two exchanged insults. While... read more

Miley Cyrus Doesn't Think She'll Be Asked To Do VMAs Again

America's collective genital wart, Miley Cyrus, is pretty sure MTV won't ask her back to perform at the VMAs again. As you will no doubt recall, Miley took dirty dancing for the teens to a whole new level when she twerked all over Robin Thicke's Beetlejuice suit at the... read more

Khloe Kardashian Files For Divorce

I know what you're thinking. What now for the stomach cancer charity that donated no money to stomach cancer? Exactly. This divorce is going to have ramifications well past the special Keeping Up With the Kardashians episode where Khloe cries and coins gush out of Kris... read more

Sharni Vinson Doesn't Like the Sun But Her Nipples Do

Sharni Vinson is Australian so she's not supposed to be deathly afraid of the sun like her American counterparts. She's borne of many generations of hardened criminals who laughed at sunburn as it toughened their skin and made them capable of even more substantial rape... read more

Eiza Gonzalez Flashes Her Panties

Eiza Gonzalez is the Mexican singer that Liam Hemsworth started boning when Miley Cyrus refused to keep her promise of never speaking during sex. She was a solid Plan B. She's not quite as rich and famous as Miley, but she does look like a woman, which is an advantage... read more

Beyonce Causes Collective Hollywood Orgasm

Beyonce might be a painfully self-involved diva with a daughter who's still stowed in an animal crate four airports ago, but she's also a fucking genius. Not Beyonce per se, not so good with the letters and numbers, but her business people, pretty brilliant. Dropping a... read more