Did Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie get married?

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie and their army of children are all in Valletta, Malta, today, and some are asking if they may have gotten married because Pitt was seen with a wedding band on his left ring finger. The answer to that question is, "How the hell should I know?" A slightly longer answer would include "but probably not" at the end, because the reason they're in Malta is because Pitt is producing and starring...

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Lindsay Lohan filmed a commercial

Lindsay Lohan is under house arrest, but she's free to do anything she wants as long as she doesn't leave her 1.4 million dollar condo on Venice Beach. That includes having friends over and parties and even filming a commercial, like the one she shot for beezid.com over the weekend. It's not known how much she was paid, but she turned down the original offer of $25,000 so it's presumably more than that. She was also...

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Cameron Diaz is young and sexy

'Bad Teacher' had it's LA premiere last night, and I'm honestly not sure what's more insulting; that were expected to believe that Cameron Diaz is sexy or that were supposed to accept Justin Timberlake as a leading man. Actually never mind. It's the first one. I'm not sure why any producer thinks we like Justin Timberlake and he should be in their movie, because we don't and he shouldn't, but Cameron Diaz is getting...

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Roger Ebert should keep his chin up

Just hours after the news broke yesterday that 'Jackass' star Ryan Dunn killed himself and a friend by getting drunk and then driving a race car in the dark, Roger Ebert went on his twitter and wrote: "Friends don't let jackasses drink and drive." And about 8 hours later, other 'Jackass' star/complete pussy Bam Margera replied... "I just lost my best friend, I have been crying hysterical for a full day and piece of...

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Jessica Biel is almost there

Jessica Biel signed some autographs on the set of the 'Total Recall' remake in Toronto yesterday (which is why she has the scrapes and bruises), and if her arms get any more muscular and masculine looking, she could maybe get a date with Alex Rodriguez. That guy is rich! (image source = splash) [gallery id="7732"]

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oh f**k you, Steven Spielberg

Back in 2009, Megan Fox did an interview with Wonderland magazine, who asked her what it was like to work with Michael Bay on the first 2 'Transformers' movies. And she said... "He's like Napoleon and he wants to create this insane, infamous mad-man reputation. He wants to be like Hitler on his sets, and he is. So he's a nightmare to work for but when you get him away from set, and he's not in director mode, I kind of...

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Ryan Dunn died in a car crash

'Jackass' star Ryan Dunn and his passenger were killed last night after the 2007 Porsche 911 he was driving went off the road near his home in West Goshen Township, PA. Though he posted the picture above just 3 hours before the accident, it's not known if he was drunk and what role, if any, alcohol played in the accident. TMZ says... (Police) say Dunn's car was "fully engulfed in flames" when officials arrived to the...

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Yes. Katie Holmes too.

Katie Holmes was also in a bikini this weekend, spending yesterday on Miami Beach with her daughter Suri, and if I could go back in time I'd go back to this morning and warn me that Katies stomach looked like this now, no doubt because she had that stupid kid, and not to open the pictures. So if science could get off their ass and invent a time machine, that would be great. FUN FACT: the bag Katie is using with the...

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Ginger Spice is a role model

Geri Halliwell was in a bikini on a yacht off the coast of southern France today, and here we see her 5-year-old daughter Bluebell checking out her implants. Hopefully she's not too curious about them though, because I don't think she should get her own giant implants for at least another 10 years. (image source = bauer griffin) [gallery id="7738"]

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Friday headlines, with the Dark Knight Rises teaser

THE DARK KNIGHT RISES - has a teaser trailer running before 'The Green Lantern', and of course it's already been iphoned and put online. I'm not really sure what the point to this was. I'm not gonna go buy tickets now, if that's what they're hinting at. (youtube) CHRIS BROWN AND JUSTIN BIEBER - have a video for their faggity spelled song 'Next 2 You', about, "Brown being torn apart from his lady." No doubt by the...

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Sarah Harding seems nice

Sarah harding of the UK group Girls Aloud is in Miami today, and this morning she and her big boobs walked around the hotel pool in a bikini, and then she laid around with her legs apart, and then she started stretching with her legs apart. And I just wanted her to know how much I appreciate that. If Sarah Harding is reading this, I just want to say thank you. (image source = pacific coast) [gallery id="7741"]

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Britney began her new tour last night

Britney Spears kicked off her Femme Fatale tour last night in Sacramento, doing a 22 song set including all of her hits but also a cover of Madonnas first single, ‘Burning Up' from 1983, and 'Gimmie More', which she hasn't performed live since everyone rightfully made fun of her after doing it on the 2007 MTV Music Awards. I guess she looked ok. She's only 29 but she's a mom with 2 kids. Still I feel she could look...

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Thursday headlines, with the return of Dave Chapelle

DAVE CHAPELLE - is creating a new show that will air on a subscription service like Netflix or Hulu, where all the best comedies are found. (the daily) TUPAC - would have been 40 today, and his 1996 murder is still unsolved, but yesterday a man claimed that he was hired by rap mogul James Rosemond to rob and shoot Tupac. Pac survived but later was killed in a similar ambush. Rosemond is denying these charges, but we...

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'Moneyball' has a new trailer

'Moneyball' is a baseball drama starring Brad Pitt, Philip Seymour Hoffman and Jonah Hill, from the director of 'Capote'. Sony Pictures describes it like this… Based on a true story, Moneyball is a movie for anybody who has ever dreamed of taking on the system. Brad Pitt stars as Billy Beane, the general manager of the Oakland A's and the guy who assembles the team, who has an epiphany: all of baseball's conventional...

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Jennifer Aniston is living with her new boyfriend

Jennifer Aniston has a history of driving men away because she's psychotically clingy and desperate, but that's all gonna change now that the guy she barely knows broke up with the girl he dated for 14 years and moved in with her. This time is gonna be different! He's looking to settle down, Aniston is reading this perfectly! Jennifer Aniston and new beau Justin Theroux have already taken a bold next step. "He's...

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