Justin Timberlake didnt invite *NSYNC to his wedding

By brendon October 23, 2012 @ 4:17 PM


According to *NSIDE *NSYNC, which of course is the only official *NSYNC biography, Justin Timberlake, Lance Bass, JC Chasez, Joey Fatone, and Chris Kirkpatrick all had a dream that someday they would be able to use their natural talents to entertain people. And when those dreams came true, the guys still kept an eye on the things that really count. Number 1 on that list: remaining best friends.

And yet, according to Page Six

Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel wed in front of 100 people at the gorgeous Borgo Egnazia resort in Southern Italy on Friday … But missing from the guest list were his former *NSYNC bandmates.
A source told us, “The band were not invited and are pretty upset about it. But the wedding guests were mainly close family and friends.”

This despite the fact that the wedding was in Italy, and Joeys Fact File clearly states that his favorite food is Italian.

Page Six also says that Biel and Timberlake made $300,000 by selling their wedding pictures to People, who retain exclusive rights to the pictures for the entire 8 minutes it takes someone to scan them and post them online for free.

Jennifer Lopez had a little accident

By brendon October 23, 2012 @ 2:01 PM


That headline makes it sound like she pee’d on herself, and who knows maybe she did (I do, she did), but while Jennifer Lopez was singing one of her incredible hit songs last night at the O2 in London, her dress stretched a little too far (oh I wonder why that happened) and you could see her nipple.

And it’s weird looking. I’ve seen nipples before-mostly on TV but also in person-and they don’t look like this. That looks more like ET is peering out of her dress.

(image source = pacific coast, getty)

Lindsay tweeted the debate last night, was hopefully drunk

By brendon October 23, 2012 @ 1:00 PM


Lindsay Lohan spent last night at Catch, a sushi restaurant in the West Village owned by ‘Top Chef’ season-three winner Hung Huynh, and by shocking coincidence it also has a popular bar, where Lindsay stayed until 3:15am.

That might explain why she made even less sense than usual on twitter during the Presidential debate. Of course if she wasn’t drunk, she needs to get a CAT scan immediately because she has some kind of head trauma.

“OMG it is HAPPENING!!!!!!!! The Final Debate!!!!! I’m so nervous!”

“If I win I get a million dollars!”

“1920s, 1950s…. ITS ALL THE SAME, History repeats itself…. Only if you let it.”

“Gotta be smart you guys. Only an asshole would not learn from the past and make the same mistakes over and over.”

“@SarahKSilverman Teachers are the BEST!”

“I do coke with mine! #homeschooled”

“Nice work to both @BarackObama and @mittromney… i’m so relieved that its over. Maybe more than both of you..severe anxiety-God Bless xo L”

“Thank God I had no idea what either of you were talking about or I might have literally died.”

‘Iron Man 3′ has a trailer

By brendon October 23, 2012 @ 11:32 AM

The first trailer for ‘Iron Man 3’ was released this morning, but there’s no AC/DC or Black Sabbath to party too this time, because things are now looking bleak for Tony Stark for some reason. I however am thrilled, because this is written and directed by the amazingly great Shane Black, who replaces the sort of ok Jon Favreau and the absolutely awful Jennifer Anistons boyfriend.

But Stark is very grumpy, and not even a trip to the bedroom with Gwyneth Paltrow can take his mind off things because a robot attack. I don’t even know why the scientists make them. They’re everywhere, and when they grab you with those metal claws, you can’t break free, because they’re made of metal, and robots are strong. Sam Waterston tried to warn us but we didn’t listen!

Justin Timberlake sang to Jessica Biel at their wedding

By brendon October 22, 2012 @ 6:05 PM


As you probably know by now, Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake got married on Friday at the Borgo Egnazia resort in southern Italy, and Justin Timberlake is a little douche. Us.com has updates on both.

At one point, the former boy bander served as his own wedding singer: “Justin performed one song at the wedding,” the source reveals. “It’s a new one that he hasn’t released yet. He dedicated it to Jessica.”

Oohh, how sexy. Her panties must have been drenched to have this castrato singing at her while looking into her eyes and reaching his hand out. It’s her wedding night, and her husband sounds like he’s been chemically sterilized. How romantic!

(image source of jessica in puglia, italy, today = inf)

Ashley Greene has red hair now

By brendon October 22, 2012 @ 4:36 PM


Remember this episode of ‘the Simpsons’ where it turns out Lisa is really good at gambling on football but thinks it’s wrong so Homer tells her it’s like how ice cream is better with hot fudge and whipped cream and those crumbled-up cookie things they mash up, and Lisa concludes, “so gambling makes a good thing even better.”

Hot girls with red hair are like that. Ashley Greene is awesome; Ashley Greene with red hair is even better. In fact you may notice that some of these pictures of her in New York this weekend have a cloud-like halo around them, presumably because Ashley Greene is an angel sent here from heaven.

(image source = splash)

Olga Kuryleno is still amazing, attainable

By brendon October 22, 2012 @ 2:22 PM


Olga Kurylenko (‘Quantum of Solace’, ‘Seven Psychopaths’) spent yesterday in Miami on the beach with her boyfriend Danny Huston, and even though this happened last week too, it still doesn’t make a lick of sense.

Not only is she 18 years younger than he is (she’s 32, he’s 50), but she’s probably more famous and richer than he is too (unless he has money from his dad). She’d still be out of his league even if she died a month ago and all he did was dig her up.

(image source = fame/flynet)

Lindsay Lohans dad staged an intervention, wants a conservatorship

By brendon October 22, 2012 @ 1:35 PM


On Friday, Michael Lohan showed up with Lindsay Lohans “entire team” (which would normally mean her manager, agent, etc. God only knows what it means when dealing with Lohans) for an intervention because Lindsay is getting drunk and high again, but getting drunk and high is fun so instead of sitting through the intervention Lindsay called the cops.

But Michael isn’t giving up on his vague, sure-to-fail plan, and now he’ll ask a judge for a conservatorship over Lindsay, the same thing that helped Britney Spears put her life back together but has no relevance to this because Britneys conservatorship wasn’t run by complete fuck-ups.

Michael has told an attorney, his daughter is in the danger zone … a substance abuser, he says, who is hanging with the wrong group of people, including Dina Lohan.
Michael will meet with lawyers early this week, and there’s one thing he does want — he will NOT become Lindsay’s conservator, because he doesn’t want to run her finances so people will pass it off as a money grab.  We’re told Michael wants the judge to decide who to appoint conservator, but he says it CAN’T be Dina.

This morning I consulted with a trusted legal source (wikipedia), and it said, “a conservatorship may refer to the legal responsibilities over a person who is mentally ill, including those who are psychotic, suicidal, incapacitated or is in some other way unable to make legal, medical or financial decisions on behalf of themselves.”

But does that apply to Lindsay? She’s not crazy, she’s just a dumb cunt. If we’re gonna say drunken white trash whores with daddy issues can’t make decisions on their own, how am I supposed to get laid?

(source = tmz, tmz, radar, wiki)