Anne Hathaway Apparently Started A Ska Band

By Travis July 11, 2013 @ 10:00 AM

Anne Hathaway went out for a stroll to see some friends in California yesterday. Well, at least I think it’s Anne. The person in these pictures also looks kind of like a guy I knew who worked at a Dunkin Donuts and played bass guitar in a Sublime tribute band. But the credits say that it’s Anne Hathaway, so I assume that she was locked inside of a Ross store for the past week and had to settle for what was on the racks, as all of her other clothes had been destroyed in a fire.

Either way, make sure to check out her acoustic No Doubt cover set at the Chili’s in Pico Rivera.

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Beyonce Gets Nude And Covered In Glitter

By Lex July 11, 2013 @ 9:31 AM

Beyonce Gets Nude And Covered In Glitter For Flaunt Magazine
I guess that’s how you get big name female celebrities to do photo shoots. You pitch some crazy ass artistic vision. I see your nude form contorted and covered in endless glitter. It represents the duality of success to a female artist, beauty, pain, gold, suffering. Some shit like that. If I had Beyonce alone in the studio I’d probably go Coco from Fame on her and convince her to take her top off for the camera while she cried from the humiliation. I can tell you this, we’d end up with more memorable pictures of Beyonce.

Here’s Beyonce in Flaunt magazine. She’s covered in a more glitter than Tom Cruise at an Everybody Top the Guy with the Most Glitter Party.

Photo Credit: Flaunt Magazine

John Mayer Might Not Be The World’s Biggest Douchebag After All

By Travis July 11, 2013 @ 9:00 AM

John Mayer and Katy Perry are reportedly dating again, and that’s cool for both of them, because she likes being with guys who seem like massive tools and he’s a grown man still singing songs about Taylor Swift. Really, it’s a match made in heaven. But the couple was out shopping in New York last week, when they did something that was actually pretty cool.

Katy and John stopped into a guitar shop in SoHo and were immediately recognized my some young female fans, and after one of the girls told John that she wanted a particular guitar but couldn’t afford it, he bought it for her. And soon after, according to her Twitter account, she broke the caps lock key on her keyboard.

Kate Upton Has Big Boobs

By Lex July 10, 2013 @ 7:13 PM

Kate Upton In Low Cut Dress Out In New York
Kate Upton got a new haircut. I read that somewhere. And I will confirm as soon as I get done staring at her breasts for a few more minutes. If I was a woman I’d ask for boobs just like that. I mean, ask God, or a doctor I guess.

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Lindsay Lohan Moving In With Mom

By Lex July 10, 2013 @ 5:20 PM

Lindsay And Dina Lohan Shop On Robertson Blvd In Los Angeles
While everybody with a real degree in some science is urging Lindsay Lohan to continue residing in a sober inpatient facility after her 90-day court order ends at the end of July, Lindsay has instead chosen her mom’s house. So, the opposite of a sober facility. More like a crack den rife with crazy. It should be an interesting experiment to see whether a woman who has repeatedly failed at shaking her drug and alcohol addition is actually supported by moving in with her enabling drug addicted mother. That’s not really an experiment I guess. But it is wonderful news for Lindsay’s suppliers.

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Pat Robertson Wants to Puke When Gay Men Kiss (VIDEO)

By Lex July 10, 2013 @ 4:49 PM

I’ll say this for Pat Robertson, he always seems really happy about some of the shit he spouts. He just drops little nuggets on the 700 Club like seeing pictures of two dudes kissing on Facebook make him want to hit the ‘vomit button’ and it’s like he’s telling a knee-slapper at a cocktail party. There’s no white hood or angry scowls or fist pounding or hateful words. Just, dudes kissing makes him vomit. Heartfelt laughter. The end. He’s kind of genius in his prejudice. Personally, I don’t like seeing anybody kiss on Facebook. Or anywhere else. I hate happiness and joy. A ‘Fuck you, you attention starved oversharing bastard’ button on Facebook would be nice.

Fuck, No, America, Mexico Got Fatter Than Us

By Lex July 10, 2013 @ 3:07 PM

It’s true. Mexico officially passed the U.S. on the adult obesity chart. If you don’t believe me, just look at that picture above of some random fat Mexican women. I’d say it’s indisputable. How great at being super fat has Mexico become? They’ve quadrupled their obese hombres and señoras rate in the past twenty-five years. Their diabetic death numbers are now surpassing their deaths from drug cartel murders. That’s like saying you threw for more career yards than Dan Marino. Fatness is now their Brett Favre. We’re being passed in this world in yet another measuring stick of success and nobody seems to give a damn. Well, Mississippi still cares. Their obesity rate is still higher than Mexico. But unless they can convince the rest of America to have a thick slice of mud pie for linner (that’s the meal between lunch and dinner), we’re never seeing fat gold again.

Khloe Kardashian Isn’t That Fat Anymore

By Lex July 10, 2013 @ 2:13 PM

Khloe Kardashian In Cutoffs Filming Out In Los Angeles
If you follow Khloe Kardashian on Twitter because either you’re a young teen girl with emotionally detached parents or you’re a mostly frigid suburban mom, or possibly, have the distinction of being the gayest boy in your high school drama class, you know well that Khloe Kardashian has dedicated herself to weight loss. It used to be strictly through funneling the Kardashian Celebrity Diet amphetamine powder directly into her digestive tract. Now, it’s eating less whole bags of Funions. Khloe wants to have a baby, and fat Khloe just wasn’t getting knocked up. Mildly thick Khloe might just have a shot.

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