Nina Agdal Models Bikinis For Martha Rey for The La Boheme

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Jessie J Suddenly Seems Very Interesting

You can tell a lot about a party by the guests in attendance, so I'm not sure what it says about Republic Records that the biggest names on the red carpet at its post-Grammys party were Jennifer Lopez's boyfriend, Chris Brown's girlfriend and Audrina Partridge. But ... read more

Olivia Wilde Is Challenging Us Now

You wouldn't think that Olivia Wilde is pregnant just by looking at her, because even though she's something like 12 months along, she has looked great in almost every situation she's been spotted in. In fact, it's almost like she's playing a game at this point and... read more

The Grammys Didn't Suck as Bad as I Thought (VIDEO)

When you see French dudes in Buck Rogers villain masks, you're typically about to be sodomized to the scent of stale cigarettes and licorice. So consider last night's Grammy's to be less painful than expected. Sobering up from this morning's vitriol, I'm thinking now... read more

Keri Russell Is In GQ

Women seem much smarter the closer they get to naked. If you don't believe me, wait until the next time a girl is taking her clothes off around you and asks you if you think she's smart. I feel like Keri Russell is pretty smart, smarter than she was before she took off... read more

Sharon Osbourne Throws Her Soup on Jonah Hill's Relatively Fatter Brother

According to ace on the scene reporter, Cyndi Lauper, Sharon Osborune didn't take kindly to music manager Jordan Feldstein taking a dig at her son Jack during the Clive Davis pre-Grammy gala at the Beverly Hilton. Nobody was close enough to hear the precise put down, but... read more

Malin Akerman's Sister Is Fake Sweaty (VIDEO)

I guess Malin Akerman has a sister because she's drinking beers and showing off her crotch a lot in this very foreign looking video from Galore, which is a magazine that sounds a lot like a strip club. I can't tell if the music is off intentionally, or if that's done to... read more

Justin Bieber Flees to Panama

Not since Manuel Noriega used to throw chickens out in the pueblocitos has anybody received such uproarious Panamanian welcome as Justin Bieber. Like so many small angry criminals before him, Bieber grabbed his lawless skeez Chantel and fled from Miami to Panama in the... read more

Kim Kardashian Wraps Herself in Fat-Protective Carbon Mesh

In addition to reining in the copious amounts of body fat that you can't photoshop out in real life, Kim Kardashian's new carbon mesh containment system (CMCS) protects her from shark attack and skin-to-skin gonorrhea. It also renders her radar signature to be half her... read more

Michelle Lewin Is Famous for Her Ass

Being famous for your ass might seem a minor dignity, but compare it to being famous for being dead, a drug addict, or looking like the ghost of Roy Rogers and you'll realize that Michelle Lewin has a better reason to be famous than anybody else on this site today. She... read more

Courtney Love Wins Twitter Defamation Case

Courtney Love was cleared of all charges in her Twitter defamation case by a judge in LA. It all started when the cackling dope fiend fired a lawyer named Rhonda Holmes. She had been hired to try and get more of Kurt Cobain's estate money so that Love can buy more cheap... read more

Grammys Misspell Dead Cory Monteith's Name

The Grammys effort to ride the long coattails of Dead Cory Monteith took a monumental fail last night when they fucked up the spelling of his name in their In Memorium tribute to musical artists keen enough to die before having to attend another Grammy awards. While most... read more