at least JWoww is kind of hot

'Jersey Shore' has only been in Florence for a few days, but JWoww didn't waste any time in going to the gym and showing off her tits and abs. After that she went tanning. Laundry was no doubt next. Unfortunately Snooki was there too and ruined any chance America had of making a good impression. If I were Italy and some country sent that over and it was in spandex shorts and then started sweating, I'd consider it more

Mariah Carey is still under investigation by child welfare

Last Thursday, Nick Canon told Piers Morgan that he and Mariah Carey were visited by child protective services because someone told them that Mariah was drinking while breast feeding their new twins. The truth is she wasn't, Mariah did nothing wrong, and this simple formality would have been quickly resolved except that Nick Cannon is an asshole. He told Morgan... "It all started when a nurse suggested to my wife more

Michelle Rodriguez might need a tighter bikini

Michelle Rodriguez and some of her special ladyfriends went swimming off the cliffs near the Eden Roc Hotel in Cannes, and Michelle might want to get a tighter swimsuit because the one she has kept sliding down and now we can all see her ass. Still, these pictures are surprisingly dull considering they started out with an attractive, flexible, upside down lesbian. (image source = inf and bauer griffin)read more

Gwen Stefani was in a bikini

Gwen Stefani spent the weekend with her family on a yacht outside Cannes, France, and as you can see, at one point she paced back and forth on the phone in half a bikini. As you can also see, she might as well have just zipped a sleeping bag up to her neck it was so damn dull. (image source = splash news and inf and bauer griffin)read more

Charlie Sheen is "destroyed" to lose Two And A Half Men

It should probably go without saying that if you go on TV with two prostitutes and explain in great detail about how much you love drugs and call your boss a "pussy punk" and "piece of shit" among other things, and cost your employer $250 million, that might burn a few bridges at work. But apparently it's news to Charlie Sheen, because he's been waiting all this time for CBS to invite him back to 'Two And A Half Men', more

'Jersey Shore' has arrived in Italy

The cast of ‘Jersey Shore' arrived in Florence, Italy, today to film the next season of their MTV show, and if you're wondering how long it took to for them to embarrass me as an American, I'm not quite sure. However long it took for Snooki to get out of the bus. (image source = pacific coast and inf)read more

Cheryl Cole, the new X Factor judge, seems nice

Cheryl Cole, who will be one of the four judges on the American version of Simon Cowells show 'the X Factor', attended the premiere of 'Habemus Papam' at the Cannes Film Festival earlier today, and... um... oh, what's that Cheryl? You want me to stare at your boobs? Oh, gosh, thank you, don't mind if I do! (image source = getty and splash news and bauer griffin)read more

Charlie Sheen reacts to Ashton Kutcher taking his job

Like everyone else, I naturally assumed Charlie Sheen would take the news that he was replaced on 'Two And A Half Men' by Ashton Kutcher with a quiet dignity. But, as it turns out, he was a smug, condescending dickhead about it. Huh. That's really surprising. Charlie tells TMZ, "Kutcher is a sweetheart and a brilliant comedic performer ... Oh wait, so am I!!" Charlie continues, taking a shot at the show, saying, more

Britney Spears parents think shes “mentally incapable”

That headline isn't nearly as bad as it sounds, by the way. If you don't remember, Sam Lufti is the piece of shit who was always around Britney Spears in 2007. It was her lowest point, after she shaved her head, and he came out of nowhere and took over her life. No one could get to her without going through him. He reportedly cut her phone lines, threw away her cell phones, disabled her cars and ground up pills more

it's pregnant Jessica Alba in a bikini, day 2

Jessica Alba spent a second day in a bikini down in Cabo, Mexico, and I love girls with big tits, and I've always wanted to see Jessica Alba with bigger tits, but this is like one of those Faustian deals where my wish comes back to bite me in the ass. Like, the Devil granted my wish, and now she has bigger tits, but it's because she's pregnant, which is repulsive. Stop being such a dick Devil, you know what I more

CBS will replace Charlie Sheen with Ashton Kutcher

It's just a few days until CBS hosts their upfront (when networks basically stage a huge convention and party and present next seasons shows to advertisers so they buy commercial space now, hence the term "upfront") so it's pretty important that they have a cast in place for the highest rated comedy on television, 'Two And A Half Men'. Which is the only reason I can think of for them to settle on Ashton Kutcher more

It's Miley Cyrus in a bikini, and yes that's her mom

Miley Cyrus is down in Rio today for her tour, and that can be a wild town so it's a good thing her mom is there to look after her. Except that her mom is the one in the pink bikini with the giant angel wings tatted on her back. You could watch 'Fuck My Mom and Me' 1 - 17 and never find a more irresponsible looking parent. (image source = pacific coast)read more

Thursday headlines, with the voluptuous Gwyneth Paltrow

TOM SIZEMORE - has been questioned by the LAPD about the disappearance of a 25-year-old girl named Megan Wren. Police think Sizemore might know something because he was friends with the girl, perhaps her boyfriend, and also because he's genuinely crazy. Really, they should question him anytime anyone goes missing, whether he knew them or not. (e!, lapd missing persons blog) CHELSEA HANDLER - made a seemingly more

Jennifer Aniston might be topless in another movie

A trailer for ‘Horrible Bosses' has arrived (embed copy here, 1080 copy here) and it's hard not to be impressed by the awesome cast, including Kevin Spacey, Jason Bateman, a very funny Colin Farrell, and best of all Charlie Day, who is completely fucking awesome. And that's it. That's everyone who is any good. Unfortunately Jennifer Aniston is in it too and getting all the attention because she acts kind of slutty, more

Hayden Panettiere is single too

Hayden Panettiere and Wladmir Klitschko also announced that they've broken up today after dating for the past two years, but since I don't care about that in any way, here's 47 more pictures of Bar Refaeli in a bikini. You can skip these if you wan't, but then you won't see the thrilling conclusion and know what happens when Bar sits down, and only then realizes she wants something to drink! What will she do! more