Mary Carey Passes Out on Flight

By Lex October 24, 2013 @ 12:47 PM

Mary Carey At The Screening For 'I Give It A Year' In Hollywood
You’ve got to be pretty fucking drunk to be kicked off an airplane. I was once stuck in the Reykjavík airport with a tourist group of Swedes. You can’t get drunker than Swedes on holiday. It’s an insane level of intoxication. They still let them stagger onto the plane in their pee soaked pants. But porn star Mary Carey consumed right past Swede levels on a flight to Key West and the airline wouldn’t allow her to connect to her plane in Miami. She had to be roused to consciousness by Ron Jeremy, who was on the flight with her headed to the same ‘Fantasy Fest’ sex show. It’s unclear how far Ron got his dick into her mouth before she came to.

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Lily Aldridge Poses In Lingerie For The November Issue Of Esquire

By Lex October 24, 2013 @ 11:51 AM

Lily Aldridge Poses In Lingerie For The November Issue Of Esquire

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Paris Hilton Is So Natural In Front Of A Camera

By Travis October 24, 2013 @ 11:00 AM

Paris Hilton and her sister, the other one, met up for a little shopping in Hollywood yesterday, and I don’t like to throw around accusations at such well-respected celebrities, but I think she might have known the photographers were going to be there. Obviously, I just sound like some asshole crackpot conspiracy theorist right now, but the way she handled herself and posed almost seems like she’s done this before. But if she really wants to prove idiots like me wrong, she should randomly decide to hang out on some train tracks or underneath a giant piano that’s being held up by a small rope over the sidewalk, and then we can see how she spontaneously reacts to photographers.

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Rihanna Instagrams Photos Of Her In A Bikini In Greece

By Lex October 24, 2013 @ 10:29 AM

Rihanna Instagrams Photos Of Her In A Bikini In Greece

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Brandi Glanville Knows How To Class A Party Up

By Travis October 24, 2013 @ 10:00 AM

Brandi Glanville attended the premiere party for The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and Vanderpump Rules last night in Hollywood, and for a 40-year old who truly looks her age, she sure knows how to take the attention away from her face. That’s not to say she’s not an attractive woman, but when your only tactic in stealing attention from the fairy tale witches that make up a Real Housewives cast is basically shouting, “Hey everyone, look at my tits!” you know you’ve fallen on harder times. Not to be outdone, though, LeAnn Rimes probably offered Bravo a new show that takes place inside of her vagina.

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We’re Not Looking At Your Face, Abbey Clancy

By Travis October 24, 2013 @ 9:00 AM

Abbey Clancy was heading to her dance studio this morning, and she was in absolutely no mood for the paparazzi. She covered up her face and clearly expressed her displeasure at being photographed so early, because sometimes a sort-of-famous woman just needs her privacy and doesn’t want her every move documented for the all-judging eyes of the public. But then she started getting into her car, and I imagine that whole process took about 15 minutes, because when you’re climbing into that tall of a vehicle, you have to make sure every motion is fluid and deliberate, or a girl could really pull a muscle.

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Nikki Ferrell Of ‘The Bachelor’ In A Bikini

By Lex October 23, 2013 @ 4:32 PM

Nikki Ferrell Of 'The Bachelor' Lays On The Beach In A Bikini In Miami
Nikki Ferrell is on that reality show where a bunch of good looking woman compete for the chance to marry some dude with amazing hair. Most of the show contestants ultimately end up drunk or dead or worse, married to the Bachelor. I’m not sure why anyone buys into the scripted nonsense of these romance reality shows. I guess there’s just a universal need to feel that romance is still alive. I feed that need by watching porn. Less commercials than The Bachelor.

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Julianne Hough Likes Really Tight Pants

By Lex October 23, 2013 @ 3:33 PM

Juliane Hough Wears Very Tight Leggings Leaving A Gym In Los Angeles
Julianne Hough is wearing these leggings because they help her optimal exercise performance. The fact that her cheeks and vagina lips are showing is just a byproduct of her need to reduce the wind resistance on her body during Pilates. People who don’t know shit about fluid dynamics will probably suggest she’s just trying to get the cameras to snap her fine ass. They just don’t understand drag coefficient like Julianne does.

Photo Credit: WENN