Jason Collins Samples Gay Kickball

Everybody was so concerned that Jason Collins would be blackballed after coming out as the first gay NBA player. But that turns out to be utter nonsense. True, Jason has yet to be signed by any of the thirty NBA franchises this offseason, many of whom are scraping the... read more

Kris Jenner Says Kanye Is the Best Ever

Mother of the year Kris Jenner says that Kanye West is a great baby daddy to her sex star daughter. In an interview on the gaynoxious Hello Ross show, Jenner described what a loving and wonderful person Kanye is. I'm not sure if she knows a different Kanye because the... read more

Justin Bieber Makes A Girl Cry in China

There's really no escaping the masculine powerhouse that is Justin Bieber. His oozing testosterone was enough to bring one lucky Chinese girl to tears when Justin brought her up on stage during a Shanghai concert and began stroking her with his little baby hand. Later,... read more

Scarlett Johansson Named Esquire's Sexiest Woman Alive

Maxim so lowered the bar with their Miley Cyrus Is the Most Attractive Creature Walking This Planet back alley abortion that I can't bring myself to ridicule Esquire for their Scarlett Johansson nod. This superlatives whacking contest is just a time honored tradition for... read more

Dominique Pestaña Models Mordisco Lingerie

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Does Jaden Smith Ever Close His Mouth?

I know it's not really nice to make fun of a teenage kid for saying stupid things or acting like a jackass because that's what teenage kids are supposed to do, but Jaden Smith is just too hard to ignore. Between his awful movies and even worse opinions on school, it's... read more

Chris Brown Called That Time He Beat Up Rihanna A 'Wake-Up Call'

In a new interview with The Guardian, Chris Brown opens up about a lot of aspects of his life, from his claim that he lost his virginity at age 8 so he could get started on becoming the greatest sexual being this world has ever known to his belief that the media makes... read more

Jenna Jameson Headlined The Exxxotica Expo

There was a time when Jenna Jameson was one of the most powerful women in not only the adult film business, but also the entire entertainment industry. Now, though, she's just some lady who fights with her ex-husband over Twitter and shared the bill at the 2013 Exxxotica... read more

In Case You Forgot, Madonna Was Raped

Before you go rushing to the local constables,it was 35 years ago. When Madonna was only something like 147 and first moved to New York. Sometimes when you're doing a cover story interview for a magazine like Harper's Bazaar, you just run out of good new stories. So you... read more

Candice Swanepoel Rolls Around In A Lace Thong In 'Unplugged' Video

I have no idea what this is. I only know it's Candice Swanepoel in her underwear, which seems to be enough. It's called Unplugged. Somebody sent it to me and since it didn't contain an unidentified white powder or a court order to turn over DNA, I opened it and was... read more

Billy Ray Cyrus Performs With Fred Durst On The Arsenio Hall Show

The most shocking aspect of seeing Billy Ray Cyrus with Fred Durst on the Arsenio Hall show last night was only everything. I didn't know Arsenio Hall had a talk show again after twenty years. I didn't know Billy Ray Cyrus was still singing. And I didn't know that Fred... read more

Sinead O'Connor Tells Miley Cyrus to Stop Being Such a Ho Bag

People who write 'Open Letters' are almost entirely humorless dicks. What is an Open Letter but a self-serving excuse to grandstand your inflated sense of moral superiority. Case in point, Sinead O'Connor's open letter to Miley Cyrus telling her to be less of a total... read more