Kris Humphries wants a public apology from Kim Kardashian

By brendon April 02, 2012 @ 2:06 PM

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Kim Kardashian has received a ton of completely justified negative press since filing for divorce from Kris Humphries after a 72-day-marriage, so she’s trying to wrap their divorce up as fast as possible. The problem is that Humphries won’t sign the papers until she publicly apologizes and admits she only married him for publicity. Hahaha, checkmate, fatty!

The NY Post says…

Humphries is holding back on a divorce settlement and even turned down a $7 million offer from her to “shut up and go away.”
“Kris wants Kim to admit to fraud, to admit the whole thing was staged for publicity … They are trying to spin Kim as the victim, but Kris isn’t going to stand for it.”
The divorce has been stalled because Humphries took the unusual step of filing for an annulment based on fraud. He is also demanding Kim reveal how much she earned during their 72-day marriage.

Her mistake is thinking she could bribe him for just $7 million. He’s a free agent after this season who’s averaging 14 points and 11 rebounds a game, which is 5th in the league. He’s a good NBA player, he doesn’t need her money. She might as well have tried to bribe him with a pound of weed.

new ‘Avengers’ tv spot has Hulk smashing more shit

By brendon March 30, 2012 @ 7:26 PM

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The third TV spot for ‘the Avengers’ was released today (here you go) showing the alien army for the first time and explaining why, despite his glib attitude, Loki does indeed have a lot to fear. Mostly that the Hulk has a scary growl and can jump really far and then smash the shit out of everything when he lands. There’s a girl with a gun and a guy with a bow and arrow too, but Tony Stark wisely raced past that part.

Kirstie Alley wants to win the MegaMillions too

By brendon March 30, 2012 @ 6:53 PM

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With tonights MegaMillions lottery jackpot up to an estimated $640,000,000, even people who never played it before are playing. Even people who are already millionaires like Kirstie Alley, who has been on twitter almost all day talking about what she would do if she had all that money. Because apparently people weren’t making enough fat jokes about her lately.

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this is why Jennifer Nicole Lee is a fitness expert

By brendon March 30, 2012 @ 6:27 PM

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Fitness expert Jennifer Nicole Lee showed off her fantastic body again on Miami beach today, and if you’ve never heard of her that’s fine. Fitness expert is one of those things that you can just call yourself and that seems to be ok. Pretty much any girl with who works out can be a fitness expert as long as she has big tits and a cutsey name.

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Katy Perry is your new Adidas spokesperson

By brendon March 30, 2012 @ 6:06 PM

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Here are some new promo pictures of Katy Perry modeling for Adidas and their Seduction running shoe. What a sexy name! I’ve never wanted to fuck a shoe so badly in my life. Well maybe once. Ok twice. Less than 10 times.

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Whitney Houston had cocaine in her hotel room

By brendon March 30, 2012 @ 2:32 PM

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I’m pretty sure everyone already assumed this, because the coroner said Whitney Houston had cocaine in her system when she died, but in case you thought her body just made cocaine or something, TMZ would like you to know that cops also found traces of cocaine in her hotel room.

Brace yourself as we cross the gulf of time and space on a dark journey to the after world!

One of the items police recovered was “white, powdery remnants” … the powder was tested and it’s cocaine.
We’re told Beverly Hills detectives are NOT investigating rumors that someone removed cocaine from the room, because they’re convinced it wasn’t removed.

Actually her assistant has admitted that he removed evidence from the room before police arrived. He said it. It’s not really a “rumor”. Luckily for him, in LA you pretty much have to burst hrough the wall of the police station like the Kool Aid Man with the evidence in your hand before you get arrested.

Chris Brown looks threatening, better shoot him

By brendon March 30, 2012 @ 5:11 AM

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Chris Brown went on twitter today to climb on the Trayvon Martin bandwagon by posting a picture of himself in a hoody. Where’s a concerned Hispanic citizen on a mission to take back the streets when we need one? We need El Batman!

Of course if Brown really wanted to be like Trayvon he would have posted a picture of himself when he was 13, since that’s all the media ever does. Like the picture People magazine uses for it’s cover that is always cropped so you don’t see that it was taken in 2008. Or he should have a twitter name like “NO_LIMIT_NIGGA” and post romantic gems like:

“Hahaha Hoe u got USED fa yo loose ass pussy.! Tighten up.! #Literally.”

Or a second twiiter page under the name “T33ZY_TAUGHT_M3″ for things like

“Plzz shoot da #mf dat lied 2 u!”

Don’t get me wrong, my only point is I hate the fucking media for trying to rile everyone up by portraying this kid as some shy, innocent little angel when that’s obviously not a complete picture, and for making everyone think the shooter is white when he isn’t. Stop trying to incite a race war just because some lone jackass shot a kid. Fuck, I would have shot him just for his grammar no matter what color he was.

Stacy Keibler has been a attractive for a while now

By brendon March 29, 2012 @ 7:58 PM

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Some pictures of Stacy Keibler modeling lingerie back in 2008 showed up online today for some reason, and these are news worthy because shut up.

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