Emily Ratajkowski Is Perfect

Emily Ratajkowski seems to be comfortable with her body. It must be liberating to be a woman and know that your tits are absolutely perfect. When you get to catty talk with your friends about whose boobs you could have if you could have any in the world, you say your... read more

Courtney Love Gets High on Charity

You simply can't keep a good woman down. Or Courtney Love, who would not be denied an appearance at the Sotheby's RED Auction, which she found only after three stops at various Sbarro locations looking for a guy she thought stole her earrings the night before. The RED... read more

Perez Hilton Continues Bitchy Feud With Lady Gaga

Penis drawing bloggerPerez Hilton escalated his feud with fellow drag queen Lady Gaga on the Wendy Williams show this week. Hilton has been waging a bitchy slap fight with Gaga for over a year. The thing is that no one knows why. They used to be BFF's, hanging out... read more

Mayor Rob Ford Gets Porn Offer

Vivid is big on free publicity by issuing unlikely to be accepted porn offers to people in the news. Any time there's a media circus around some individual, they offer them a million dollars in some played out letter that TMZ turns into a headline with exclamation... read more

Angelina Buys Brad Pitt A Fucking Island

What do you buy the man that already has everything? A fucking heart-shaped island, of course! At least that's what the once hot Angelina Jolie got for Brad Pitt for his 50th birthday. Petra island is a small rock 50 miles off the coast of New York City that has two... read more

Catarina Migliorini Selling Her Virginity, Again

I guess you can go home again. That Brazilian chick who auctioned off her virginity last year for $780K to a horny Japanese business man is selling it again. Catarina Migliorini claims that original deal was never consummated and her hymen remains more intact than a... read more

Sydney Leathers Is Selling Her Leftover Labia

Aspiring porn star and former Anthony Weiner sexting mistress Sydney Leathers is apparently feeling a little bashful these days, as TMZ reports that she is having an expensive labiaplasty procedure done to cut back some of the mud flaps on her money tunnel. By itself,... read more

Nina Agdal Models Bikinis On The Beach In Los Angeles

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Brandi Cyrus Wants To Be Famous Now, Too

Now that Miley Cyrus has made it big and is flapping her nonexistent ass cheeks all over the stage with D-list rappers, the Cyrus family is trying to elevate 26-year old Brandi Cyrus to fame, because if there's a dollar to be made, Billy Ray and Trish will take it.... read more

Kanye West Wants You To Boycott Louis Vuitton

Because he thinks that he's the most important person in the world at all times, Kanye West is calling for his fans to boycott Louis Vuitton after the company's vice president allegedly refused a meeting with him. The rapper told 92.3 NOW Radio that while he was in... read more

Lil Kim Has It All Working in London

Holy crap, Lil Kim got big. I don't know what kind of voodoo strapping powers Kim used to keep from dousing London with liquid fat shot out through her camel toe, but consider the Kardashians interested in purchasing the technology. Lil Kim looked about two nesting... read more

Tara Reid in A Bikini

I'm not sure who's been punching Tara Reid in the stomach, but that shit's got to stop. She's a lady. If Apollo had seen Rocky busting up Tara's gut, he would've arranged a last minute change of challengers. Still, there's something to be said for Tara's accomplishment... read more