Kate Upton is a good model, independent muse

By brendon February 22, 2012 @ 7:44 PM

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Kate Upton has a sexy new photo shoot in Muse magazine, and although these are just embiggened copies of what they put online, some HQ scans should be up soon. Just as soon as someone figures out what the hell Muse magazine is, and where they might buy a copy.

Leah Michelle is in a bikini, possible meth dealer

By brendon February 22, 2012 @ 7:24 PM

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‘Glee’ star Leah Michelle is in Mexico today, just one week after Mexican police finally captured Jaime Herrera, one of the largest methamphetamine dealers in the world. Coincidence, or is she there to take over the ice trade into the US? I guess we’ll just have to wait and see.

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it might have been Jennifer Love Hewitts birthday

By brendon February 22, 2012 @ 5:43 PM

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Jennifer Love Hewitt had lunch at The Ivy, where there are more paparazzi than customers and staff, and she held up a glass with ‘Birthday Girl’ written on it, and waved around a ‘Happy Birthday 2 Me’ sign, but I’m not sure that’s enough. People could still miss it. She should have someone in a panda suit wrapped in Christmas lights come in and sing to her too, just to make certain everyone sees her and fuels her lust for attention.

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Jessica Simpson is having a girl. Probably.

By brendon February 22, 2012 @ 4:11 PM

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Jessica Simpson is due to have her baby sometime around April, so this weekend she went to Bel Bambini in LA, which sells extra fancy blankets and such for posh babies and their easily duped parents. And according to People, she was buying stuff for a baby girl.

Among the selection made by Simpson: pink baby clothes, a Moses basket, and, “other adorable baby items.”
“She seems beyond happy about becoming a mom,” the observer said. “She says she can’t wait to meet the baby.”

The Moses basket is a good idea because it has a hood to protect the baby from the sun. A better idea would be a bewitched basket with an impenetrable force field around it to protect it from Joe Simpson before he can ruin her career.

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Christina Hendricks was called “ugly”

By brendon February 21, 2012 @ 9:07 PM

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Christina Hendricks is celebrated now for her huge boobs and her red hair and her huge boobs, but she tells the Mirror UK that things were much different when she was a kid in high school.

“There was a long corridor with lockers on either side and kids would sit on top of them and spit on you. It was like something out of Lord of the Flies.”

What? No it isn’t.

Born in Knoxville, Christina was still young when she moved to a small town in Idaho.
A natural blonde, she began dying her hair red aged 10 – to be like the heroine of children’s book Anne of Green Gables. Then in her early teens, the family moved to Fairfax, Virginia.
Christina says: “The girls there had purses and I still had my backpack from Idaho.
“Moving as a teenager is never easy. So I tried to set myself apart and it ended up with multi-coloured hair. It was how I was expressing myself.
“I was a bit of a goth with purple hair and I was also part of the drama group, so my friends and I were all weird theatre people and everyone just hated us.”

So, it turns out that she went out of her way to look ugly, and her plan worked. Congratulations? What is she, fishing for compliments? Because that’s a very unattractive personality trait.

Rainn Wilson has apologized for his rape joke

By brendon February 21, 2012 @ 6:55 PM

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Everyone loves a good rape joke, but sometimes people can take it too far. This will not be one of those times, even though E! will act like it is.

Proving that funny people are sometimes capable of very unfunny things, Rainn Wilson (apologized this morning) after a date-rape joke yielded some immediate online criticism.
“Apparently my poorly conceived date-rape tweet upset a lot of folks,” he tweeted this morning. “Not a good topic to joke about. Sorry & won’t do that again.”

Now get ready to say, “wait, that was it?”

“If I were ever date raped I would want it to be to ‘Whole Lotta Love’ by Led Zeppelin,” he wrote.
Not hard to see where the controversy kicked in. However, Wilson has since deleted the tweet from his feed and replaced it with his apology.
Lesson learned, we hope.

Let’s hope, because there’s nothing funny about date rape. Especially when you drug a girl and have sex with her while she’s unconscious but then she wakes up right in the middle. It’s soooo awkward. I could barely even finish.

‘Teen Mom’ Leah Messer was jumped and beaten up

By brendon February 21, 2012 @ 5:43 PM

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‘Teen Mom 2’ star Leah Messer says she was brutally attacked by 3 strangers, all women, outside of a movie theater in West Virginia this weekend. The women have yet to be identified or properly thanked.

19-year-old Leah (says) she had just left the theater with her fiance Sunday night when an older woman began following her and calling her names … Leah insists she tried to tell the woman to leave her alone when 2 other girls appeared out of nowhere and (began to punch her in the face).
?Sources say Leah’s fiance and a security guard managed to pull the three women off.

Leah should look at the bright side of this. She was desperate to be famous and now she is. All she has to do is leave off the second part of that thought, which “…for being a white trash retard who everyone hates.”

Megan Fox is still fantastic

By brendon February 21, 2012 @ 4:11 PM

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Megan Fox is back in Hawaii today, and back in a bikini, which is even better, because she looks fantastic. The only bad news is that she seems reluctant to go in the water. There’s a word for girls who are physically perfect, scared of water, and who have sex with Brian Austin Greene for 8 years, and that word is “android”.

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