Paris Hilton In A Bikini Top On A Boat

Photo Credit: FameFlynet,, Splash [gallery ids="1496002,1496012,1496022,1496032,1496042,1496052,1496062,1496072,1496082,1496092,1496102"] read more

Farrah Abraham Hosted The EOTM Awards Because She's An Entrepreneurial Icon

Farrah Abraham has been referred to as a lot of things – a liar, substance abuser, attention whore, just plain whore, porn star, bad mom, etc. – but an entrepreneur might be the most interesting one yet. Farrah and a "media mogul" named Eric Zuley were the co-hosts of... read more

Leah Remini Is Writing A Tell-All About Scientology

It seemed like actress Leah Remini was trying to keep out of the spotlight in the wake of her decision to leave the Church of Scientology, and that was probably a good idea unless she wanted to be chained to "Lord Xenu's Radiator of Galactic Peril" on board the SS... read more

Heather Mills In A Bikini At The A1 Beach Volleyball Championship

Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin [gallery ids="1494992,1495002,1495012,1495022,1495032,1495042,1495052,1495062,1495072"] read more

Adriana Lima Danced With Some Other Women For Miu Miu (VIDEO)

The women's fashion brand Miu Miu released a video to promote its new fall and winter line, and while I don't know much about women's clothing other than underwear made from Fruit Roll-Ups, it appears that the theme of this campaign is pissed off bipolar 1950s lesbian.... read more

Jennifer Aniston Might Be Pregnant

It's important to Jennifer Aniston that you know that she is not lonely. Jennifer often gets called the eternal bridesmaid and the ever-dumped ex, when in fact, she is literally the most popular girl at the dance. To help educate the public on just how much men want her,... read more

Ellen Degeneres To Host the 2014 Oscars

The Oscars pick their host these days like my friend Jeff finds women. He gets super loaded and makes a lot of bad decisions. I'm not sure how many beers it takes before you fall in love with Ellen, I think for Portia de Rossi it took about fifty million dollars worth.... read more

James Deen Says Sasha Grey Is Hated In The Porn World

The Canyons' star James Deen says that Sasha Grey can't show her formerly sticky face around the porn industry anymore. Sasha apparently burned a lot of bridges in her desire to move to legitimate acting. According to him she has a bad reputation for a variety of... read more

Jennifer Flavin In A Bikini

Rocky's wife looks pretty good in a bikini. I don't know if she's tapping into Sly's old man muscle pills and shots, but she's a mom I'd like to Flavin. Here's Jennifer in a bikini on a yacht in the South of France. I once saw the South of France on a map. It looks like... read more

Kim Kardashian Pisses Off Facebook With Fake Baby Pic

Kim Kardashian pulled a fast one on her Facebook friends by posting a picture of her holding a baby that was not North West. The baby she's carrying in sister Kourtney's son Mason, but honestly, who gives a shit about him. He's not North West, the Yessiah. Kim's Facebook... read more

Lauren Silverman Leaves Home Carrying Simon Cowell's Bastard Baby, But No Bra

Simon Cowell's mom says Simon is going to make a great dad. Any why wouldn't a guy who banged a baby into his buddy's wife make a great dad? Especially if by great dad you mean a guy who won't be around much but has tons of money to buy you shit and might just die young.... read more

Miranda Kerr In Vogue UK

Photo Credit: Vogue UK [gallery ids="1494112,1494122,1494132,1494142,1494152,1494162,1494172,1494182,1494192,1494202,1494212,1494222,1494232"] read more