Elle Fanning has made several hundred movies I’ve never seen. She’s only seventeen but started at birth. They filmed her crowning with two men in the background weeping because their surrogate delivered them a perfect gay couple baby. Slap... READ MORE

Last week Kendra Wilkinson shocked the intersection of people with yeast infections and handicapped placards who watch her show by copping to being a former lesbian. Once, for a couple weeks in high school while healing from her no-tell abortion... READ MORE

Girls can’t just get naked anymore. There has to be a message. Demi Lovato went makeup and clothes free to support a message of body acceptance. If you have up to six hours a day for private trainers and... READ MORE

There are any number of ways to get over a breakup. But nothing’s proven more effective than fucking the living tar out of a Canadian model just out of high school. There’s getting back on the wagon and then... READ MORE

Europeans are much more progressive when it comes to nudity and sexuality. Guys who wear kimonos and attend BDSM fetish events love to say shit like this. It basically boils down to having tits on television and in magazines... READ MORE

There are few people in this world more afflicted by camel toe than Kendall Jenner. Either she is wearing her pants way too tight or her vagina has the cyclonic suction power of a Dyson vacuum. Almost certainly, both.... READ MORE

Equestrian sets you back a bit more than pickup ball at the Y. About $200,000 a year if you’re semi-serious about competing in events like the Longines Masters. Probably a ton more when you throw in the cost of... READ MORE

You have to give credit to attention seeking women who are still figuring out new and coquettish ways to show off their naked bodies in public without appearing to be trying. Do you know who Kemp Muhl is? You... READ MORE

Another day, another college shooting. Another cry for gun control by politicians and hashtaggers who have no actual ability to control guns. There will guns widely available in this nation for at least as long as anybody reading this post... READ MORE

When you’re made famous by association with Justin Bieber, there’s nowhere to go but up in the Game of Life. Pierce your nipple and keep your top off so the wounds can breathe. Law school is for suckers. Photo Credit:... READ MORE