Rap Might Be Broken (VIDEO)

January 20, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

A bunch of rappers got into a serious brawl backstage at a concert promoting non-violence. Greasy R&B drone August Alsina was talking shit to Loose Cannon Slim during the show which benefited the Put Down The Pistol charity. True to their... READ MORE

Joanna Krupa Talks to the Animals

January 20, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Most of the time we catch animals, we kill them, gut them, and eat them. I feel like this isn’t conveyed strongly enough to the animals we maintain in zoos and parks. Maybe they’d stop bitching so much. At... READ MORE

Kendall Jenner Deep Thoughts

January 20, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Sometimes you think to yourself, not every institution in this befouled whorehouse of a world is cynical or corrupt. But that’s just rhetoric to keep you from careening over and off the bridge into murky nothingness. The Wall Street... READ MORE

Israel Vs. Lebanon: The Tit Intifada And Shit Around The Web

January 20, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

The Miss Universe pageant just got interesting after Miss Lebanon Saly Griege got in serious shit with her countrymen when she took a selfie with Miss Israel Doron Matalon. Had they taken a picture of themselves suckling each others breasts,... READ MORE

Fat Guys Pissed at American Sniper

January 19, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I treat knee-jerk politicization like a girl faces her period arriving on prom night. I cry and yell at random men in my household. Hollywood is consuming itself with reflexive spite because American Sniper did so well at the box... READ MORE

Christina Milian Nipples Pierced for Ratings (VIDEO)

January 19, 2015 | Photos | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Here’s a summary of the producers room for Christina Milian’s E! reality show. Ten hours of silence, followed by some dude in a porkpie hat yelling out, ‘She could get her nipple pierced’. Show one, done. Show two, we... READ MORE

Paris Hilton Skills Ascending

January 19, 2015 | Photos | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Holy christ, Paris, don’t touch the red button. That causes Botswana to explode. Fuck, too late. Somebody should’ve noted that fucking a DJ is not the same as getting a legit DJ’s certificate from the Universal Life Church which... READ MORE

Amber Rose And Blac Chyna Show On the Job

January 19, 2015 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

If chicks like Amber Rose and Blac Chyna didn’t exist, we’d have to invent them. Every pack has the gnu in the rear who’s about to be lion lunch. Nobody cares how well you did in high school, gnu,... READ MORE

Genesis Rodriguez In Lingerie

January 19, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Every now and then Esquire quits doing stories about the underwear men should be wearing and just shows chicks in their panties. I’ve loved this chick since I read about her securing millions from Telemundo because one of her... READ MORE

Bill Cosby Maybe Raped Nobody

January 19, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Bill Cosby and his by-any-means-necessary attorney Marty Singer have been pretty tight lipped about this whole serial rape accusation debacle. Singer has issued the occasional discrediting jab at the lying pernicious whores would would slander his client’s stellar reputation for... READ MORE