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Sarah Palin Fucked the Whole Damn Team But Who Will Fuck the Legless Model and Our Top 5 Most Hated People in the World on the Last Men on Earth Podcast #19 (AUDIO)

October 2, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

An amazing thing happens when you get a microphone and nobody tells you you can’t say that or shut the fuck up you’re being super rude. You start to become excessively rude and never shut the fuck up. I’d... READ MORE

Eazy-E Got AIDS Through Acupuncture And Shit Around The Web

October 1, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

An associate of the late diminutive gangsta rapper Eazy-E are saying that he got The AIDS through an intentionally infected acupuncture needle. Put that second on your possibilities list behind tons and tons of dirty dick. Why is is so... READ MORE

Nothing Says Save the Animals Like Celebrity Tits

October 1, 2015 | Photos | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

PETA has figured out that sex sells a message. Also that 95% of the general population loves eating animals more than making sure they have three square meals a day and subsidized cable. Consider naked ladies your last best... READ MORE

God Sends Bear to Eat Shrill Woman’s Kayak (VIDEO)

October 1, 2015 | video | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Natures likes to punish college educated white women who belong to the Sierra Club but can’t start a campfire. There’s Lyme disease, but that’s still a work in progress and only afflicts famous people. In a fresh experiment, God... READ MORE

Daytime Talk Shows Are For Healing (VIDEO)

October 1, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Watching chunky lady talk show porn piggy back off one another for masturbatory ratings tears is fascinating. Oprah secured a big get for her show nobody knew was still on the air when she got the cute little ragamuffin... READ MORE

Kendall Jenner Half Naked in Paris

October 1, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The wealthy whore archetype did not exist through the whole of humanity until very recently. The social contract has yet to catch up. A millennia ago Kendall Jenner would be stoned to death for seductive heresy and piercing her... READ MORE

Nausicaa Topless Sales

October 1, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

These modeling sessions could use a little music. Motley Crue, maybe Night Ranger. Far less light. A fat Congressman whispering into the ear of a damaged girl. Ten dollar beers in plastic cups. Some frat guys tossing singles. A... READ MORE

Spencer Pratt Heals The Fat Jewish And Shit Around The Web

September 30, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Notorious joke thief and generally disgusting slob the Fat Jewish is turning to a higher power for help. No, not his rabbi. Spencer Pratt, the douchenozzle from The Hills, is going to heal the unfunny tub with his magic... READ MORE

Behati Prinsloo Topless Fashion

September 30, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Sometimes I like to leer at the tits on the wives of dude’s I don’t think I’d like very much and imagine it bothers the shit out of them. Pretty fucking petty. Deep down, I know they are soaking... READ MORE

Izabel Goulart Wet Bikini Bottoms in Brazil

September 30, 2015 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

It’s strange to see a Brazilian model in Brazil. It’s like going back to high school after you’ve graduated. I suppose if you were the most fuckable hot chick in high school, this is a different feeling than being... READ MORE

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