October 2, 2015 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
An amazing thing happens when you get a microphone and nobody tells you you can’t say that or shut the fuck up you’re being super rude. You start to become excessively rude and never shut the fuck up. I’d...
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October 1, 2015 |
crap around the web |
editor|
An associate of the late diminutive gangsta rapper Eazy-E are saying that he got The AIDS through an intentionally infected acupuncture needle. Put that second on your possibilities list behind tons and tons of dirty dick. Why is is so...
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October 1, 2015 |
Photos |
Lex Jurgen|
PETA has figured out that sex sells a message. Also that 95% of the general population loves eating animals more than making sure they have three square meals a day and subsidized cable. Consider naked ladies your last best...
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October 1, 2015 |
video |
Lex Jurgen|
Natures likes to punish college educated white women who belong to the Sierra Club but can’t start a campfire. There’s Lyme disease, but that’s still a work in progress and only afflicts famous people. In a fresh experiment, God...
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October 1, 2015 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
Watching chunky lady talk show porn piggy back off one another for masturbatory ratings tears is fascinating. Oprah secured a big get for her show nobody knew was still on the air when she got the cute little ragamuffin...
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October 1, 2015 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
The wealthy whore archetype did not exist through the whole of humanity until very recently. The social contract has yet to catch up. A millennia ago Kendall Jenner would be stoned to death for seductive heresy and piercing her...
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October 1, 2015 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
These modeling sessions could use a little music. Motley Crue, maybe Night Ranger. Far less light. A fat Congressman whispering into the ear of a damaged girl. Ten dollar beers in plastic cups. Some frat guys tossing singles. A...
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September 30, 2015 |
crap around the web |
editor|
Notorious joke thief and generally disgusting slob the Fat Jewish is turning to a higher power for help. No, not his rabbi. Spencer Pratt, the douchenozzle from The Hills, is going to heal the unfunny tub with his magic...
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September 30, 2015 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
Sometimes I like to leer at the tits on the wives of dude’s I don’t think I’d like very much and imagine it bothers the shit out of them. Pretty fucking petty. Deep down, I know they are soaking...
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September 30, 2015 |
bikini |
Lex Jurgen|
It’s strange to see a Brazilian model in Brazil. It’s like going back to high school after you’ve graduated. I suppose if you were the most fuckable hot chick in high school, this is a different feeling than being...
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