September 29, 2015 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
Girls have been marrying dudes who remind them of their dad forever now. Especially their dead dads since dead dads are awesome and without flaw and would’ve shown up to all your recitals and events had they not been...
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September 29, 2015 |
crap around the web |
editor|
You aren’t going to believe this, but it’s supposedly true. Kanye and Kim’s little demon spawn is due December 25th. So, a guy who thinks he’s God is having his son the same day that Jesus was born? Fuck,...
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September 29, 2015 |
bikini |
Lex Jurgen|
The Victoria’s Secret army of hyperventilating men in short sleeve dress shirts have captured two chicks from every nation to put aboard their hot vagina ark for when the rains come. Not rain, I meant raids, on their Southeast...
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September 29, 2015 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
The line starts behind me for Gisele Bundchen’s 20th anniversary photo memoirs. The Brazilian model retired from runway modeling earlier this year though continues to pose for pay for magazines, advertisements, and that earnest sounding guy on Craigslist who...
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September 29, 2015 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
Azealia Banks is in the business of telling everybody to fuck off. She’s like Trump in her spunk and arrogance to tell even the powerful and protected classes to go to hell. Right or wrong, there’s something ballsy and original...
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September 29, 2015 |
bikini |
Lex Jurgen|
This chick seems perfect. Too perfect. A brunette Australian? I don’t want to tell TSA how not to do their jobs better, but I’d frisk this woman and I’d start right in her ass. Don’t break the ice with...
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September 28, 2015 |
bikini |
Lex Jurgen|
On the heels of their All-Natural Burger introduction that by process of elimination left people asking what was in all their other burgers, Carl’s Jr. quickly rolled out a highly publicized new themed burger. The Tex Mex Bacon Thick...
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September 28, 2015 |
crap around the web |
editor|
Sexy cougar Kate Hudson has been seen around town with Nick Jonas even though she’s like 50 and he’s barely old enough to be making out with college boys. I guess there is still some gas in the old...
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September 28, 2015 |
bikini |
Lex Jurgen|
I like when bikini models gush in interviews how they loved working with their photographer. It’s a signal to the world they’re down with the program. I loved when Uncle Randy used to take me dress shopping in his...
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September 28, 2015 |
crowd favorites |
Lex Jurgen|
Demi Lovato is in the unenviable position of having a pear shaped DNA sequence and ensconced firmly in the business of selling her body. It’s why her mom encouraged Lovato into eating disorders at six. It was the clairvoyance of this day when...
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