September 24, 2015 |
crap around the web |
editor|
Australia has become the latest country that doesn’t want to let in Chris Brown anymore. They beat their own women just fine after a six pack of Fosters. Read all about Chris’ latest travel woes. (Dlisted) Nicki Minaj wears...
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September 24, 2015 |
bikini |
Lex Jurgen|
This chick surfs and skateboards and currently has more people willing to shtup her than you do. It’s time to feel shitty. One person’s inspirational tale of growing up with no legs and making your life into a a...
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September 24, 2015 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
It’s been a big week for Lena Dunham. First, the fake boyfriend breakup story she staged on social media to remind the world that somebody thinks she’s fuckable and his name is Jack. She got to interview Hillary Clinton...
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September 24, 2015 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
Representing America. Farrah Abraham would not sit still when the script on the Celebrity Big Brother side show On the Side demanded she insult her British counterparts with big tits from the show. If you’ve ever seen these after-show...
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September 23, 2015 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
My dad used to come around every so often and tell me that you didn’t have to come in first place at things, just don’t come in last. Then he’d wink, I’d smile, and he’d hit me across the...
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September 23, 2015 |
video |
Lex Jurgen|
Azealia Banks was harassed on a Delta flight because she’s black and a woman and people can’t handle her truth to power. Or because she beat on some French tourists and called a male flight attendant a ‘fucking faggot’....
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September 23, 2015 |
crap around the web |
editor|
Kesha, everyone’s favorite dirty little prostitute, is in serious trouble. Her producer Dr. Luke has all her music but she’s currently suing him for drugging and raping her. If she doesn’t get it back soon she’s going to be...
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September 23, 2015 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
Don’t say Lea Michele isn’t self-aware. Enough to bring her tits out on super display this past week to promote her Scream Queens show. It was that or more poetry requiems to Dead Cory Monteith and gushing in an...
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September 23, 2015 |
bikini |
Lex Jurgen|
The sum total of Kylie Jenner’s life work to date might be creating a teen body that makes men young and old want to fuck her, but throw some credit where it’s deserved, she’s succeeded. How many eighteen year...
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September 23, 2015 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
It’s unclear whether Uncle Terry slaps these girls with his cock before or after the shoot. Maybe one for good luck prior, then a countdown of raw penis slaps across the chops depending on how well the shoot went...
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