There’s yet another re-boot of Peter Pan because nobody’s rewarding new anymore in the movie business and neither is the audience. Cara Delevingne worked the premiere red carpet like a pro. Like a girl who the minute you say... READ MORE

For all the animosity toward her high maintenance Bohemian artist shtick, Anne Hathaway does movie premieres well. At Les Miserables she flashed her bare vagina. For The Intern, you get a nipple. Maybe she thinks less of this film.... READ MORE

Leathery purse face Sean Penn is threatening to sue Lee Daniels for reminding everyone that he used to beat up women. He was accused of hitting Madonna back in the 1880’s when they were married. I guess being a... READ MORE

Professional wrestling is the fake sport with the real injuries, maiming, and death. It’s that sort of completely idiotic combination that has made the sport wildly popular among teenagers and grown men who drink twelve-packs of watered down beer because... READ MORE

Volkswagen figured out how to beat the intense new diesel engine emissions standards of the U.S. and California in particular. They installed smart software on eleven million VW and Audi engines that sensed when they were being tested for emissions... READ MORE

Since joining social media just this year, Salma Hayek has focused her attention on doing good for the world by way of call to action Tweets. It’s not an easy job, but it’s how Jesus would be attending to... READ MORE

There was a time when Lindsay Lohan was considered desirable. She was probably underaged then now that I think about it. Now she looks like a freckled purse with tits. So, you’d still do here, you just wouldn’t brag... READ MORE

This chick won the completely contrived Bachelor TV show and then got really married to the bachelor. It must be confusing to be involved in for-production charades and getting so lost down the rabbit hole you accept it as... READ MORE

Lena Dunham cleared up Internet rumors that she was breaking up with her boyfriend before any more of her sycophantic fans tried drown their grossly symbiotic sorrows in gams of Fudgie the Whales. When she suffers, they suffer. It’s like... READ MORE

There are a bunch of industries that have a convention every year to talk about how awesome they are and hand out awards and make the hookers in the zip code just a little bit heavier in the purse.... READ MORE