I know you can’t kill somebody, but wishing them dead seems like it falls under the auspices of something we all agreed was asshole behavior but not criminal. Rachel Uchitel, The high end party girl who helped Tiger Woods plan a... READ MORE

The headline read, Lena Dunham shares distressing Instagram post. You had to figure it was the attached image of the large lady from the circus in a blind selfie stupor. But, no, it turns out Dunham left a cryptic message... READ MORE

I thought I was done with the water cretins. But then the splits come along. I’d marry the first woman who showed me that trick on a beach vacation. It would never last, but nothing does. The stories would... READ MORE

Somebody at the Hollywood public relations agencies sent out a memo to make sure your female clients have a go-to gay story. The wave of lesbian confessions from the hybrid scripted vaginas on our TV screens has been tsunami... READ MORE

Bella Thorne looks like fucking trouble. Like most redheads, I bet she’d be a demon in the sack and fucking nuts the rest of the time. But it would totally be worth it. Check out her see-through shirt. (Hollywood... READ MORE

It’s been a long judicial road, but Kendra Sunderland, the blond chick we all pretended was a college co-ed who masturbated on webcam in the Oregon State library, finally plead guilty to one count of being way too sexy... READ MORE

Nobody will accept labels of any kind any more. Nobody’s fat or drunk or stupid or slow anymore. They’ve all got some euphemism that you circumvent and find yourself Twitter fucked in the least. Kim Cattrall who you may... READ MORE

Facebook and Instagram specifically has a policy against women showing their completely bare tits that has left some feminist activists flummoxed and opened the door for celebrity bandwagon self-promotion. We know that there are times when people might want... READ MORE

Matt Damon pissed off the type of people who like to get pissed off by suggesting that there doesn’t need to be more diversity behind the camera on Project Greenlight. You’ve already got Tyler Perry making 15 shitty movies... READ MORE

Rumors that Miley Cyrus and Dane Cook are dating have turned out to be false with both parties concurring that the other were gross talentless hacks with voices that destroy boners. Cyrus posted some disturbing topless photos of herself... READ MORE