Tori Spelling's Boobs Could Use a Shot of Super Soldier Serum

I bet Tori Spelling is feeling pretty stupid about ditching her first husband, banging a married Canadian and convincing him to drop his wife to make fresh babies inside of her. Or maybe not. Because her next five life-story books are going to be even better than her... read more

Emily Ratajkowski Flashes Her Top From a 280Z

If my eyes don't deceive me, that's an old Datsun 280Z from the 1970's. Yeah, I'm looking at the car. Okay, now I'm looking at Emily Ratajkowski's tits. Shit, I might be getting old. Photo Credit: Magdalena Wosinska [gallery guid=804422] read more

Nothing More Beautiful Than an Anorexic and Her Steed

Sharni Vinson is fighting back against accusations she just might not be eating enough. After the Australian actress dropped below her birth weight, newspapers and magazines started questioning her general health. Sharni flipped on the pump that inflates her chest cavity... read more

Lady Gaga And Donatella Versace Welcome Travelers to Their Haunted Crypt

I'm not much into omens, but when these two ladies of the dark bid you welcome into their stone temple, I'd run the other way and cover myself in juniper leaves. Lady Gaga's makeup artist managed to cake her into looking like the sister chosen to seduce the wayward... read more

Dennis Rodman Slinks Away to Rehab

Traitorous dick and former drag queen Dennis Rodman checked himself into rehab after returning from his latest stay in North Korea. We told you about this dumb fuck's repeated trips to meet with BFF Kim Jong-Un, a brutal dictator who just recently fed his uncle and his... read more

Adriana Lima Poses In Lingerie For A Victoria's Secret Photo Shoot In Miami

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Rihanna In A Thong Monokini Under A Waterfall In Brazil

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Nina Agdal's Wedgie Might Be the Best Thing About the Entourage Movie

Entourage was a marginally good show that got marginally worse and worse as the series went along. Even tits couldn't save a tired storyline and emotionally overwrought little tiny men, and tits can save almost anything. Somehow Marky Mark and show producers convinced... read more

Kellen Winslow Jr. Might've Had Sex With Himself Outside Target

A woman called the cops on Kellen Winslow, Jr. for beating his Winslow meat in the parking lot at Target. As any veteran of public masturbation knows, you need to have a quick alibi in the event some random woman narcs on you. Saying you were taking a leak like Ice-T's... read more

Everybody's Going to Die at the Winter Olympics

My lack of humanity and black heart make me the last guy to play the role of alarmist, but I'm pretty sure that most everybody in Sochi is going to be wiped out by terrorists. First of all, it's in Russia. Russians laugh at the U.S. when we say we've got terrorism... read more

Lisa Opie in A Black Bikini

You know you're living the good life when you're at the beach on a weekday in the middle of winter. It's the ultimate sign to the world that, fuck you, I'm rich or I'm hot or my stepdad had the wrong leg amputated at the hospital and won millions of dollars in a lawsuit.... read more

Johnny Weir Will Not Be Held Gay Hostage

Even as Obama is trying to carpet bomb Russia with every gay athlete he can find, gay activist groups are calling for those same same-sex loving Olympians to boycott the shit out of Sochi. But figure skater Johnny Weir has told them to go take a long gay hike. He's going... read more