Alex Rodriguez really has a type, part 2

By brendon November 18, 2011 @ 10:49 AM

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Alex Rodriguez had a little get together at his mansion in Miami yesterday, and, no doubt by sheer coincidence, everygirlthere looked like a gladiator. Just like every other girl he’s ever hung out with. Oh but he’s not gay. He just likes shopping and waxing and having sex with people who have big muscles. And one time he asked the Yankees team doctor if a guy can get pregnant if a girl fucks him with a strap-on. “Because I can not afford to get pregnant right now,” he added.

(image source = splash, who say these were taken yesterday, even though the worlds series is on the tv behind rodriguez)

what the hell

By brendon November 18, 2011 @ 9:57 AM

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A new book called ‘Stuck Up!’ contains hundreds of x-rays showing weird things people have gotten stuck up their ass, including a Buzz Lightyear, an iPhone, a Barbie, a cassette type, reading glasses, baby shoes and extension chords. And that’s just the Richard Gere chapter.

(image source = pacific coast)

Ashton and Demi announced their divorce

By brendon November 17, 2011 @ 6:22 PM

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After months of speculation that their marriage was in trouble, Ashton Kuthcer and Demi Moore are getting a divorce. Ashton, since he’s an idiot, naturally went right to twitter, while Demi (who will need a new twitter account now) released this statement…

“It is with great sadness and a heavy heart that I have decided to end my six-year marriage to Ashton. As a woman, a mother and a wife there are certain values and vows that I hold sacred, and it is in this spirit that I have chosen to move forward with my life.”
“This is a trying time for me and my family, and so I would ask for the same compassion and privacy that you would give to anyone going through a similar situation.”

So that “vows that I hold sacred” part very definitely makes it sound like this was about Ashton banging all those whores. Generally speaking, wives hate that. As a marriage fan, Demi found that in poor taste.

Juliette Lewis is in a bikini too

By brendon November 17, 2011 @ 5:02 PM

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Juliette Lewis was down in Los Cabos yesterday, and what’s a reasonable reaction to seeing her spreading her legs like that? Is it to lean back a little, then forward, then stare for 5 seconds before mumbling, “…uuhh.” Because that’s what I did.

(image source = bauer griffin)

Tori Spelling put a topless picture on twitter

By brendon November 17, 2011 @ 2:35 PM

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Tori Spellings husband Dean McDermott apparently meant to post a “cute” picture of their son on twitter yesterday, but didn’t realize that Donna Martins big puffy tits (it’s like they’re just pumped up with air) and giant areola were in the background. “Well I can’t jack off to this now,” said Jerry Sandusky.

(direct link to the uncensored NSFW pic here)

Robert Pattinson says he would hate Twilight too

By brendon November 17, 2011 @ 2:01 PM

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You’re not alone if you hate the ‘Twilight’ movies even though you’ve never seen them, because Robert Pattinson says he probably would too.

“I am a judgmental and cynical person who would just mindlessly hate it, without ever having seen anything.”

As he should. There’s nothing wrong with hating something even if you’ve never seen it. I haven’t seen a rape either, that doesn’t mean I should be open minded on the subject until I do.

(image source of pattinson at the ‘twilight’ premiere last night in london = wenn)

Lauren Pope knows how to dress

By brendon November 17, 2011 @ 1:41 PM

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Lauren Pope of the UK reality show ‘The Only Way Is Essex’ added some much needed class and sophistication to the London premiere of ‘Twilight’ last night, thanks to this elegant dress. I heard one girl say her dress looks like a Mexican poncho made out of polyester with a bungee chord clipped on for a belt and that she looks like a slut. And I said, “I know right!” And then she explained that she was saying “slut” with a negative connotation. Oh well pardon me your majesty.

(image source = getty and wenn)

Jessica Sutta is in a bikini

By brendon November 17, 2011 @ 12:55 PM

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Jessica Sutta, who used to be in the Pussycat Dolls and will release a solo album in May, was in a bikini on Miami Beach yesterday, and it was even better than the last time she was in a bikini on Miami Beach. Then again I love girls with red hair and big tits. If I were king these are the pictures that would be on all our money.

(image source = pacific coast)