Emile Hirsch Gets Pushy

January 29, 2015 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Actor and part time drug hatch Emile Hirsch kind of assaulted female Paramount exec Dani Bernfeld at a nightclub near the Sundance Film Festival in Park City Utah. Police investigated the matter but let Hirsch go because domestic violence remains legal in... READ MORE

Courtney Love The Worst Person

January 29, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Courtney Love has both affirmed and denied using heroin while pregnant with her daughter Francis Bean Cobain in the past, the contradictions most likely stemming from brain damage due to heroin use. In the new documentary Kurt Cobain: Montage of... READ MORE

Just Go To Gamblers Anonymous Already

January 29, 2015 | WTF | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

If you aren’t really into football but love gambling on minor nuances of the Super Bowl then you’re a poser dipshit who will ruin the game for anyone in the same room. The fucker who’s entrenched one minute because he bet... READ MORE

Kendall Jenner Models Bikinis Also

January 29, 2015 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I’d lie and say I don’t like seeing this spawn of various Satans half naked, but I kind of do. Not in the same way I sort of like to see her midget porn older sister. That’s purely physical,... READ MORE

Kelly Bensimon Almost Ready

January 29, 2015 | Photos | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

You don’t hear much about cold fusion these days because most of science is now involved in piecing these Housewives together and sending them out into public to see if they can pass. Water is the new environment to... READ MORE

GoDaddy Bitches Out (VIDEO)

January 29, 2015 | video | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Go Daddy has decided to pull a pretty funny Super Bowl commercial featuring a lost puppy who finds his way back home only to be stuffed into a crate and sold on eBay by an evil puppy mill wench. The... READ MORE

Make Way For Chick Ghostbusters And Shit Around The Web

January 29, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Kids that grew up in the 80’s were punched in the dick by the news of the all female cast of the new Ghostbusters. Kristen Wiig and Melissa McCarthy and a couple of the less expensive chicks from SNL... READ MORE

Richard Lugner Marries Younger

January 28, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

There’s no ambitious escort taping racist comments by billionaires in Austria. They all say racist shit and everybody raises their glass in cheers. That’s why octogenarian billionaires can receive tit jobs from 20-something barbie dolls without fear of being... READ MORE

Karlie Kloss Nip Slip in Versace

January 28, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Everybody in Paris was buzzing about Taylor Swift’s lesbian girlfriend’s nipple slip during the Versace show. I think. They speak that gobbledygook language. They might’ve been talking about what sparkling white pairs best with cock. The only excitement in... READ MORE