Lindsay should snap for sure by the weekend, if what she tolda camera crew from X17 about her relationship with Samantha Ronson is any indication.  To recap, Samantha broke up with Lindsay, hired five bodyguards to keep her away, changed the locks on her house and looked into a restringing order.  Still too subtle, as it turns out.

"You make it seem like it's over — it's not.  People take breaks … it's OK … it's normal … focus on themselves."

You never ever want to hear a crazy girl with nothing left to lose say “you make it seem like it's over it's not” after getting dumped.  Sam is gonna snap awake next week and Lindsay will be standing over her bed in a wedding dress.  “Oh Sam, I came just as soon as I figured it all out.  You're so cute, you and your little secrets.  But you don't have to worry anymore you silly goose, because the answer is 'yes'.  I will marry you.”

How can Lindsay say she’s not interesting and doesn’t do anything people would care about?  She’s too hard on herself.  

Lindsay Lohan is "devastated" after learning members of Sam Ronson's family are taking steps towards getting a restraining order (she’s) been an emotional wreck — crying uncontrollably.
We're also told Sam has cut off all communication with Lohan — and that Lindsay isn't handling it well. In fact, we're told people close to Lindsay are worried she "might lash out."

Luckily these Lohan’s are dumb as rocks, so even if she did have some idea about hurting someone, her plan would involve getting them to stand on a big red X under a safe hanging from a rope.  She would end up covered in piranhas and quit long before it came to that.