Dakota Johnson Films 'Fifty Shades of Grey' In Vancouver

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People Still Pay Audrina Partridge to Do Stuff

For as much as $3,000, you could have attended a party at Hyde Bellagio in Las Vegas hosted by "reality star" Audrina Partridge this weekend, and if you actually paid that much money to hang out with a girl who was on The Hills, then I'd like some of whatever drugs... read more

Brett Rossi is the Former Porn Star that Stole Charlie Sheen's Heart

Charlie Sheen's days of nailing everything with two feet may be numbered, because the 48-year old actor who looks like he's at least 60 claims that his current girlfriend, former porn star Brett Rossi, is the love of his life. Charlie recently put on a hell of a... read more

Shakira Knows How to Travel in Style

Shakira arriving at LAX in a see-through shirt isn't very newsworthy as much as it's a reminder of how much us losers in coach suck at life. I'm assuming that if Shakira isn't flying around on her own private jet, the wealthy singer is at least taking up all of first... read more

Cheer Up, Harry Styles, You Just Had Sex With Kendall Jenner

Sure  there's some natural remorse after nailing a Kardashian. That's the cosmos confirming you're going to die prematurely in some grisly manner. Still, if you're Q score is high enough to bone eighteen year old Kendall Jenner on a gratis package in New York, you've... read more

Taylor Swift Couldn't Kill Jessica Hart

Taylor Swift's prom-less minions may have figured out how to scare Victoria's Secret into firing Jessica Hart for her disloyal comment about Taylor's fat hips or whatever, but they couldn't stop making her better looking than their pufferfish-faced liege. Somebody else... read more

Suri Cruise Has a Twitchy Middle Finger

The last time Suri Cruise flipped the bird to photographers, her suck ups in the media were quick to call it a mistaken hair twisting hand gesture. This time, what? She's hailing a cab? Working her way into a raised fist for Mandela? No, that's definitely a big bird flip... read more

Paris Hilton's Brother Claims Lindsay Lohan Had Him Pummeled

There's no way to lose in a story where either a Hilton or a Lohan is a lying sack of shit. It's the classic win-win. Paris Hilton's little brother, Baron Von Douchery, got his ass beat up at Lindsay Lohan's mansion party in Miami where Lindsay is staying trying to keep... read more

The Von Trapp Great Grandkids Hated Carrie Underwood

Somehow I missed the live re-singing of the Sound of Music on NBC last night. I vowed never to watch anybody sing again ever on TV, the same day my girlfriend threw out my admittedly barbaric VHS collection of midget fights. I thought I was punishing her, but then I... read more

Naomie Harris Is Better Looking Than Winnie Mandela

Naomie Harris seems too good looking to have played the role of Nelson Mandela's second wife in the new Mandela movie released just as film marketing executives were cutting off oxygen to Nelson Mandela's breathing tube. You may recall Winnie Mandela as the political... read more

Paris Hilton Did Not Mistake Mandela For MLK

Hotel heiress and race relations scholar Paris Hilton caught a whole lot of shit yesterday for a tweet wherein she mistook Nelson Mandela for Martin Luther King. After the South African civil rights leader passed away yesterday, celebs took to twitter to offer condolence... read more

Ja Rule Simply Can't Be Gay

Like everyone on the planet, I completely forgot about Ja Rule while he was in prison for tax evasion and guns. To be fair, I think he was carrying his 1040 to the post office when he got busted for the guns, so Whitey pretty much set him up. As a welcome home from... read more