Irina Shayk Bikini Pictures Not Quite The World's Most Beautiful

Beauty is a ladder. With Gywneth Paltrow at the top, and everybody else a few rungs beneath. Everybody looking up at the mysophobic expat with the compassionate social statements and wondering how they can be more like her. Irina Shayk probably sits alone most nights... read more

Gwyneth Paltrow Isn't Just Beautiful, She's the Most Beautiful Fucking Creature Ever!!!!

Back in the day you had to offer your readers something of journalistic value to be called a magazine. Like Time or The New Yorker or Swank. But now you can kiss the ass of a female celebrity to score a front cover article by naming her the world's most beautiful woman... read more

The Situation Gets Reality Show Literally No One Asked For

Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino has started shooting the reality show absolutely no one wants to see. You'll recall that the Sitch, (ugh), is the 47-year-old troglodyte from The Jersey Shore that was always showing people his tummy. Human herp sores Jwoww and Snooki have... read more

Farrah Abraham Takes Dad and Daughter to Porn Meeting

I can't think of a prouder moment for a dad than when he gets to walk his daughter and illegitimate teen-mom borne granddaughter into her first big porn meeting. I mean, once you've seen your girl struggle with letters and numbers and realize Med School is off the table,... read more

Vida Guerra in a Bikini

Vida Guerra has made an entire career out of having a hot ass. Outside of maybe inventing the cure for cancer, I can't think of a more noble professional pedigree. And even then alone with just buddies, we'd probably agree that Vida's accomplishments were more important... read more

The TIME 100 -- 100 What?

If you found out there was a list going around that included names the likes of Lena Dunham, North Korean leader Kim Jong Un, and Ariana Huffington, you'd think what I'm thinking -- this is a list of people in the world I'd least like to fuck. And you would be right. But... read more

No More Boogie Nights in L.A.

Applications for permits for porn shoots have dropped to almost zero in LA. This comes after a city ordinance that now requires all porn actors to wear condoms during shooting, or prior to shooting, as it were. Just like any other film shoot, porn flicks need permits.... read more

Jenelle Evans Is Still Dumb

Teen Mom star Jenelle Evans has the cognitive reasoning skills of a baby squirrel. Because of that she has lapses in judgement from time to time, like when she was arrested yesterday with a lot of heroin. Jenelle was arrested at her home in North Carolina after police... read more

Snooki Is Still Doing Her Thing

Even though The Jersey Shore is now just a memory that requires occasional doctor visits and a Valtrex prescription, Nicole Polizzi, AKA Snooki, is still clinging to fame with her personal line of self-tanners and bronzing queens. Snooki has been Tweeting and posting... read more

Nina Adgal In Esquire Looks Like Old Xerox Porn

Gather round kids for a story of yesteryear. Before the Internet was invented by various smart Asian people (VSAPs), only college nerds knew how to share porn online through their down low college nerd bulletin boards. The rest of mankind had to wait for some dude to... read more

Kris Jenner Is The Queen Of Irony

Earlier this month, it was reported that the family of the late Robert Kardashian, the attorney who became famous for representing OJ Simpson before unleashing his daughters on the world, was being sued by those same daughters and his ex-wife, Kris Jenner, for allegedly... read more Is a Lying Thief Who Lies and Thieves asked this Russian DJ who goes by Arty if he could license his electronic music mix 'Rebound' for use in his own song, 'Let's Go'. The Russian DJ never responded to the request. So, used it anyhow. "Arty is a dope producer so I wrote this song to... read more