Psy Gets Massaged Below The Waist At Shows

By Travis June 11, 2013 @ 11:00 AM

Korean pop star (and guy whose 15 minutes are counting down) Psy showed up to the BBC 1 studios the other day to talk about how he can’t believe people still play “Gangnam Style” or something, and the conversation eventually turned to his elaborate dance routines at his live shows. Psy admitted that they can take a toll on his 35-year old legs, as his bigger shows can last more than three hours, while the shortest set is usually an hour and 45 minutes.

To keep his legs fresh, Psy had a DJ area built on stage and he stands behind it when his legs start hurting. When he enters the area, he removes his pants and lets his male masseuse rub down his legs and perform acupuncture on him, while he pretends to be DJing. Someone needs to introduce this guy to Craigslist, because he can save a ton of money on this and get a female, too.

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Heidi Klum Cleavage At The Made In NY Awards

By Lex June 11, 2013 @ 10:52 AM

Heidi Klum Cleavage At The Made In NY Awards

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Nina Agdal Modeling Sloggi Swimwear

By Lex June 11, 2013 @ 10:27 AM

Nina Agdal Modeling Bikinis For Sloggi Swimwear

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Lilly Ghalachi Hosts A Party At Posh Nightclub

By Lex June 11, 2013 @ 10:22 AM

Lilly Ghalachi In A Short Skirt Hosting A Party At Posh Nightclub In Las Vegas
Lilly Ghalachi from the Shahs of Sunset reality show bills herself as the Persian Barbie. Apparently, some other chick on the show with big fake tits also wanted to be called Persian Barbie. They all want to be Persian Barbie. You know who doesn’t want a Persian Barbie? Mattel. Because they want to sell more than seven units.

Here’s Lilly acting like a whore in Vegas. Just like Persian Barbie would.

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Leonardo DiCaprio Will Get Robert Pattinson Laid

By Travis June 11, 2013 @ 10:00 AM

Being Leonardo DiCaprio’s friend has to be the greatest thing in the world. Not only does the guy throw lavish topless supermodel orgy yacht parties on random days of the week and invite guys who swim in their t-shirts like Jonah Hill, but now he’s playing therapist to Robert Pattinson, who has become Hollywood’s mopiest putz.

Ever since Robert dumped Kristen Stewart for good, he has apparently been a total whiny bitch and Leo’s had about enough of it. According to the Sun, Leo called him up, told him to cut this shit out and move to Miami, where the two will be neighbors and trade horny models like cupcake recipes.

In what must have been the toughest decision in the history of mankind, Robert has reportedly agreed to give it a shot as soon as Leo returns from Europe, where he was probably sampling the latest batch at his 18-year old blonde model cloning farm.

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Kyle Jenner Got a G-Class For Her Allowance

By Lex June 11, 2013 @ 9:42 AM


Nobody has a damn car at fifteen. You’re not even allowed to drive. But, if you’re Kylie Jenner, you’ve now got the new Mercedes G-Class SUV. One of the world’s most expensive SUV’s that will only see off-road when Kylie and her friends drunk drive it into a ditch leaving TGI Fridays. Kylie’s been Tweeting about her new gift because that’s what even reality TV star teens do when they get a new ride. You could choose to be jealous of this brat for getting a $125K car before she even gets her license. Or, you can feel sorry for Kylie that when she goes to take her test she’ll have to reveal that she can’t read since her mom pulled her out of grade school to start working the corner. Nobody rides the G for free.

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Khloe Kardashian Isn’t Fooling Anyone

By Travis June 11, 2013 @ 9:00 AM

Despite only being famous because her sister made a porn movie with a rapper nobody cares about and her mom was smart enough to sleep with and marry two famous, wealthy men, Khloe Kardashian seems pretty cool. If I had to drop a cartoon anvil on the Kardashian sisters in any particular order, she’d definitely be third, and maybe even lower if the two teenagers keep heading down the path they’re on.

Khloe’s always been the bigger sister, too, and now that Kim is pregnant and dressing like a Rooms-To-Go showroom, she’s trying to take advantage of that by showing off her slimmed figure and pretending she’s the hot one now. It didn’t help, though, when she stood right next to her sister, Kourtney Kardashian, at their recent “Kardashian Beauty” launch for ULTA. In fact, I just kept wondering when Snooki started dating the Michelin Man.

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Who’s the Far Less Heinous Chick Behind Big Ang?

By Lex June 11, 2013 @ 8:21 AM

Big Ang Filming Mob Wives On The Beach With A Girl In A Leopard Print Bikini In Miami

When Big Ang from Mob Wives finally moved her fat fucking grandma tits, some chick in a leopard print bikini came into view on Miami Beach. Big Ang is a massive photographic cock block. But that chesty shore wench she was with was worth waiting an hour for Big Ang to heave her hull forward a step.

Somebody tell me her name. Yeah, I know that’s my job. Like nobody ever helps you with your job, fucking Superman.

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