By brendon April 15, 2010 @ 1:23 PM
You may find this hard to believe, but the mustachioed stranger in the picture next to Charlie Sheen is also Charlie Sheen. Relax my friends, there’s nothing wrong with your monitor, it was simply Charlie in disguise after he got caught banging some whore at his house. The disguises only weakness was if someone looked at him. Unfortunately for him they did. So the next step would be to shave his head. And so that’s what happened.
Charlie Sheen pulled a Britney Spears and shaved his head, RadarOnline.com learned. Facing allegations that he cheated on wife Brooke Mueller with escort Angelina Tracy, Sheen shocked people Wednesday when he was seen with a shaved head.
Earlier, photos surfaced of Sheen in a ridiculous fake moustache disguise as he was caught with Tracy.
Sheen is still in rehab and is battling alcohol and coke addictions. His wife has also been getting rehab treatment. He is facing trial on domestic violence charges in Colorado.
This is why Hollywood is so entertaining. Because it’s filled with dim witted morons with tons of money and no survival skills whatsoever. Charlie Sheen didn’t want to be recognized. So he shaved his head. Now he looks like Charlie Sheen with a shaved head. Ta-da. When this doesn’t work we’ll probably see him walking toward his $90,000 Porsche in a karate outfit and pushing up the skin on either side of his eyes. And he’ll fully expect the paparazzi to say, “Hey lets ask that karate expert if he’s seen Charlie Sheen.” And Sheen will say, “Ching chong chow, me no Engrish!” But he’ll be thinking, “Hehehe, little do they know that I’M Charlie Sheen. And I’m escaping right under their noses.”
By brendon April 15, 2010 @ 11:30 AM
Hopefully Kate Hudson kept her receipt because according to Us weekly she got breast implants about 3 weeks ago, meaning they were in when she went to the pool this weekend in Miami. Believe it or not.
An insider says in the new issue of Us Weekly that a plastic surgeon performed a small breast augmentation on the actress, 31, in late March. And the mom to son Ryder, 6, looked noticeably fuller on top while poolside in Miami on April 9.
Explains another source, “Kate makes jokes about her boobs, but her chest has always been one of her biggest insecurities.”
It seems hard to believe that they make breast implants this small. Whats the point? Who are they for? Like sex change people? I bet the doctor just put her under then punched her in the chest a few times.
(below: old Kate Hudson. above: voluptuous new Kate Hudson)
By brendon April 15, 2010 @ 9:50 AM
Yesterday was an important day for Lindsay Lohan because she had a deposition with her attorneys about the time she stole an Escalade and went on a high speed chase down PCH in 2007. Serious stuff. So of course Lindsay didn’t do it and went shopping instead. Then she went and got drunk. Somehow this bitch is still alive. She’s like the fuckin Terminator. I want to punch her in her stupid freckled face so bad but I’m scared I might break my hand. Either that or my fist would sink into her head and get stuck there and then she’d stab me with her arm.
(image source = wenn and pacific coast)
By brendon April 14, 2010 @ 5:55 PM
Is there anything hotter than a flat chested actress with a lumpy stomach in a bikini shoving fattening food into her fat face? Yes. Yes there is. Thousands of things actually. But we don’t have any of those thing right now. What we have is Kate Hudson.
By brendon April 14, 2010 @ 5:01 PM
Ashley Dupree will be on Opie and Anthony tomorrow morning to talk about her time as an escort and her part in bringing down Eliot Spitzer, who was Governor of New York when he saw her as a client. More to the point, she’ll talk about taking all her clothes off and letting Playboy take pictures of her hot body so that we can see her naked. What a friendly girl. I really like her attitude.
( a few pics under the cut. way, way more on playboy.com)
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By brendon April 14, 2010 @ 4:11 PM
Charlie Sheen once bought a $6000 sex doll, dressed it as a cheerleader, paid two hookers to have an orgy with it, then chopped off its hand with a cleaver, wrapped it in a blanket and disposed of it in a dumpster (source).
I just want to make sure everyone knows what kind of degenerate weirdo Charlie Sheen is before they hear him claim he wasn’t banging a whore in the bed he shares with his wife, but was simply helping her with a 12-step program. While wearing a disguise. Radar says…
Charlie took (prostitute) Angelina Tracy back to the house on more than one occasion and had sex with her in the bed he shares with his wife
Charlie Sheen says she was a woman in need of counseling. Other people say she was his sexual partner.
No one disputes that she’s a paid escort.
When (his wife) was around, Charlie took Angelina to a friend’s guest house to spend time with her there.
(Sheen) has been busted cheating, with photographs surfacing of him wearing a ridiculous fake moustache disguise while meeting Angelina.
Charlie’s rep released this statement about the cheating charges with Angelina: “The woman in question is the sister of one of Sheen’s campmates and Sheen was only responding to a 12th step call. Since Sheen knew he was being followed and how this would look, he wore the moustache in a tongue and cheek disguise gesture.”
I’m not even sure what the hell he’s charged with in this Christmas day thing, but I’m 100 percent certain that he’s guilty and he should be sentenced to hang. A big slice of Humble Pie is just what this character needs.
By brendon April 14, 2010 @ 2:39 PM
When the police arrived at Charlie Sheens house on Christmas day after he threatened to kill his wife, he admitted that he broke her glasses among other things, but now his lawyers want all that thrown out. And it might work too, as long as they try his case on a TV show about renegade cops.
Charlie’s lawyers claim … when officers arrived at his home on Christmas Day, the “Two and a Half Men” star was effectively in custody, because anyone in Charlie’s shoes would have felt they were not free to leave. People in custody must be told they have a right to remain silent, a right to an attorney, etc., before cops can question them.
What? STFU. No they don’t. And Sheen has been arrested a hundred times, he knows how this works. The guy is a scumbag and always has been. If he died today I would go jack off on his grave. God I hate this asshole.
By brendon April 14, 2010 @ 12:35 PM
After it was revealed that Tiger Woods cheated on Elin Nordegren with around 20 different women, including porn stars and prostitutes, he gave a robotic apology and said Elin was the most important thing in the world. He even retired from golf to devote 100 percent of his time toward fixing his marriage. Then a few weeks later he played in the Masters.
Hey guess who’s had enough of his shit.
Just days after Woods completed his triumphant return to golf following his cheating scandal, Entertainment Tonight reports Nordegren, who failed to show at his Masters comeback, is close to filing for divorce.
Correspondent Kevin Frazier, who has links to Woods, said: “For weeks now there have been rumors that Tiger Woods and Elin Nordegren might reconcile and save their marriage.
“It was believed by going to sex rehab that Tiger had done just enough to keep his family together. But sources have told me that the marriage is indeed over.
“The couple hasn’t spoken for quite some time and it is believed that all they have to do is work out a few more details on their divorce and they can sign the divorce decree and both can move on with their lives.”
It’s one thing for someone like Mel Gibson to cheat. He was married for 25 years. People grow apart. Plus she had like 30 kids so her vagina probably looked like someone picked her up and swung her around by it.
But Woods and Jesse James cheated from start to finish. They didn’t even pretend to be faithful, and now their wives have been really embarrassed. That’s fucked up. But then again I have a great deal of respect for women. I’m currently single, and my hobbies include crunches and listening to stories about how someones day went. Call me, ladies!