Spike Guys Choice > MTV Movie

When it comes to deciding which summer awards show you might enjoy more, Spikes Guys Choice or MTV Movie, you have to consider that one has girls like Victorias Secret model Erin Heatherton and Minka Kelly actually making an effort to look hot, while the other has husky girls shrieking at pretend vampires. So just keep that in mind and then follow your heart. [gallery...

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Jennifer Aniston was the big winner

I'm no Jennifer Aniston fan, but I have to admit she was a worthy recipient of the Decade of Hotness Award at this weekends Spike TVs Guys Choice Awards. Although I would have quantified the trophy by adding, "From The Neck Down As Long As She Can Shut Up About Brad Pitt For 5 Fucking Seconds." (image source = getty) [gallery...

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everything is someone elses fault

Paris Hilton, who no one likes and who doesn't actually do anything, is reportedly furious at the Oxygen network, which no one watches, because she "worked her tail off doing promotion" for her new show and then no one watched it. Gosh I wonder why? I better put on my pipe and thinking cap to solve this mystery. Oh, wait, never mind, Paris already has it figured out. "Paris is furious that the show didn't premiere at...

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Jessica Biel is with Gerard Butler now

Gerard Butler gets tons of ass because he's handsome, friendly and charming, so what chance did Jessica Biel have against him while they filmed a movie together last month in a place where there's damn near nothing to do? Not much, according to People. Their reps say the two actors are "just friends," but they appeared to be pretty close friends while shooting Playing the Field in Shreveport, La., last month. And over...

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the MTV Movie Awards were as thrilling as ever

The 2011 MTV Movie Awards were last night, but if you missed it, or the ones from 2010, 2009, 2008, and 2007, here's a comprehensive recap: 1. 'Twilight' won everything. 2. I asked, "who the fuck is that," a lot. 3. No one did anything sexy, interesting, or funny. See ya next year, everybody! (image source = getty and bauer griffin and flynet)read more

Jennifer Garner is beating up Ben Affleck

1. Ben Affleck and Blake Lively were co-stars in 'the Town'. 2. While filming 'the Town', there was a rumor that Affleck was cheating on Jennifer Garner with Blake. 3. In the naked pictures of Blake that leaked this week, she has a temporary star tattoo on her neck, which was there for her character in 'the Town'. Meaning she took the naked pictures, either for herself or someone else, while making the movie. 4....

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Paris Hilton went on Opie and Anthony

Jim Jefferies has a bit about the 10 commandments where he says that instead of 10 all you really need is one; Try not to be a cunt. Just try. Do your best. It's good advice in life, and even better advice for going on a radio show. Well yesterday Paris Hilton did an interview with Opie and Anthony and Jim Norton, and she didn't do that. Instead she was a boring cunt. She was there to promote 'The World According to...

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Cameron Diaz got dumped again

Last week there was a rumor that Alex Rodriguez, just like the rest of us, wanted his girlfriend to have bigger tits, and so he asked her to get breast implants. His girlfriend being Cameron Diaz, of course. Well apparently her answer was no because he dumped her. A source says... "They've broken up. [Cameron is] hurt and betrayed, because she tried so hard to please him ... She went overboard." Awww, and this should...

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Leonardo DiCaprio and Blake Lively are in Venice

Leonardo DiCaprio and Blake Lively are in Italy today, which isn't exactly gonna quiet the rumor that they're dating. And who can blame him now that we've all seen Blakes tits. I guess this is the third time they've been seen together, and it reminds me a lot of the third date I had with my current girlfriend. Except instead of taking her across the globe to the most romantic city on Earth, we played Mortal Kombat and...

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the new 'Planet of the Apes' trailer is amazing

My first thought when I heard that they were doing another 'Planet of the Apes' movie, this time as an origin story with James Franco and Freida Pinto, was that I really really really really really want to fuck Freida Pinto. My second thought was that this movie sounded dumb. But then the teaser trailer looked terrific, and now the full trailer looks even better (embed copy here, HD copies here). I can't even begin to...

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Thursday headlines, with Michelle Hunziker in a bikini

ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER - had lunch with his son Patrick today, and things seem to go fine. Which sucks because wouldn't it be badass if he went all apeshit with some kind of Oedipus complex. The Kennedys are all nuts so I figure there's still time. (popeater) KIM KARDASHIAN - is now engaged of course, but was the proposal filmed as footage for her reality show? Oh gosh, I wonder what the answer is. (people) JANE LYNCH...read more

Lindsay Lohans electronic ankle monitor went off

Obviously, just like the last time she wore one that went off, this is all a big misunderstanding and this sweet little angel did nothing wrong, but the LA Times is reporting that Lindsay Lohan was visited by probation officials on Tuesday because the electronic ankle monitor she wears to ensure she doesn't leave her house started to go off. For now it's being treated as a malfunction, she was given new equipment and...

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Billy Bob Thortons daughter killed a baby

Billy Bob Thorton has four kids with three women, and all those names must get confusing so he hasn't spoken to his oldest child Amanda Brumfield in a really long time (he had her in 1979 with his first wife Melissa Gatlin, whom he was married to from 1978 to 1980). Long story short, he was a terrible parent, and now Amanda is in jail. Originally charged with first-degree murder and aggravated child-abuse, today she...

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oh fuck you, Bradley Cooper

Does impossibly handsome and charming millionaire movie star Bradley Cooper speak fluent French? Of course he does. Why wouldn't he.

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"Blake has never taken nude photos of herself."

That was the official statement about the Blake Lively iPhone pictures that leaked Tuesday night. That's what her representative said. He said, "The photos of Blake Lively which have just surfaced on various websites are 100 percent FAKE. Blake has never taken nude photos of herself." If it wasn't already clear it should be now, but don't ever insult someone smart enough to hack your cell phone. Because now the guy...read more