Kourtney Kardashian Nurses A Kid

Kourtney Kardashian continues to distance herself from her family by not only refusing to get pregnant by a black celebrity, but also nurturing her children. Including this ginormous toddler who she put on her tit right out in public. I think it's hers. The kid I mean.... read more

Beyonce Looked Totes Awesome at Vigil For Trayvon Martin

Tons of celebrities got into the Trayvon Martin protests this past week. How can you not be outraged after hearing about the case from your make-up assistant? But none really managed to jump on the right side of history while looking like a million bucks like Beyonce.... read more

Cameron Diaz, Kate Upton, And Leslie Mann In Bikinis Filming The Other Woman

I can't help but feel this The Other Woman movie is going to be one horrible shat of a comedy caper involving women getting back on a cheating man. I'm not sure why women find that empowering. But I guess it's a thing. When I get misused by the opposite sex, i mostly... read more

Awesome Parent Looks For Chick On Craigslist To De-Virginize Son

It would be easy to shake your head and lament the state of American parenting after reading thisCraigslist ad in Philly.Or you can go ahead and name this poster the fucking parent of the year. Back in the day, when a boy showed himself a little shy around the girls, his... read more

Phoebe Price Dresses Like Black Widow For Comic-Con

Here's everything I hate about Comic-Con. Phoebe Price is about as alluring as a run-over squirrel. But she gets attention outside Comic-Con as a dime store Black Widow while Scarlett Johansson is whisked through the Convention Center back door to a tightly scheduled... read more

Adrianne Curry Is Still The Best At Comic-Con

Former Top Model winner Adrianne Curry returned to Comic Con 2013 in San Diego this year to defend her title as the Best Girl Who Walks Around In Really Tight Outfits With Her Tits Partially Hanging Out To Tease Those Poor Nerds So They Can't Stand Up For The Next 20... read more

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Raquel Rischard Models A Red Bikini For A Photoshoot

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Jay Z And Justin Timberlake Paid Tribute To Trayvon Martin (VIDEO)

Jay Z and Beyoncé spent Saturday in New York City protesting the verdict in the George Zimmerman case with Trayvon Martin's mom and, of course, the Reverend Al Sharpton, whose radar for TV cameras and celebrity photo opportunities is sharper than ever. Jay Z and Beyoncé... read more

Hollywood Is Ruining Karen Gillan

A ton of stuff apparently happened at Comic-Con 2013 in San Diego over the weekend, but you couldn't really hear anyone explain anything over all of the heavy breathing and crumpling of Fritos bags. Perhaps the most important news, though, was that actress Karen Gillan,... read more

Kate Middleton Goes Into Labor; Everybody Do Something

There's nothing but excitement over the pending birth of this Windsor baby. I think it's mostly British people hoping for their first attractive monarch in over four hundred years. I've never lived under the legal rule of a queen before, but I have been dominated by... read more

Geraldo Rivera Likes Himself a Shit Ton

Geraldo tweeted this photo of himself in just a towel claiming '70 is the new 50'. Funny, I don't ever seem to recall when 50-year old men were flooding social media with nude selfies. If you asked Geraldo about steroids and HGH he'd just talk about Acai berries and... read more

Win McMurry Is Michael Phelps New Girlfriend

She's a golf channel TV host, a model, and an author. Though I'm guessing there's less active energy spent on the latter. She was Michael Phelps date to the ESPYs so naturally everybody is asking about the new hot chick he's banging. Err, about the new hot author he's... read more

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