September 17, 2015 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
Athletes, entertainers, the long term incarcerated for crimes against children, all need to contemplate what comes after the prime of their career. So long as lonely war app game players admire Photoshopped tits, Mariah Carey will be heralding their...
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September 17, 2015 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
Fashion Week separates the wheat from the chaff. It’s all fun and games to pretend you’re hot at 5’1″ with an obscenely plumped up bottoms and titties, but when these fashion houses are plunking down millions to sell simply...
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September 17, 2015 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
The Brazil Foundation does important work like telling visitors to Brazil not to look at the starving kids wading in the plastic bottle rivers and pretend the hookers really are boiled peanut vensors. The AIDS did not come from...
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September 17, 2015 |
Uncategorized |
Lex Jurgen|
When I was a kid and everybody told me to shut the fuck up all the time, or even now when everybody tells me to shut the fuck up all the time, I had a dream that there would...
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September 16, 2015 |
video |
Lex Jurgen|
Miss Colorado made history at the Miss America pageant over the weekend when for her talent portion of the contest she came out dressed in scrubs and made up a story about an Alzheimer patient she cared for in...
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September 16, 2015 |
crap around the web |
editor|
Steve Rannazzisi, the goofy-looking fucker from The League, has been lying for years about having survived 9/11. He said that the experience made him want to do comedy. It turns out it was all bullshit and he just went...
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September 16, 2015 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
I think the whole fake bottled water campaign has hit its peak. I’m not sure where they go from here. They’re not actually selling water, which is something you could do as a water selling enterprise. They’re just photographing...
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September 16, 2015 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
There’s two ways to look at the Kardashians. One is drunk and fapping to their squat fat naked whorish frames. That’s my usual. The second is to admire their sheer brassy money making balls tucked deep enough into their...
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September 16, 2015 |
video |
Lex Jurgen|
The population of Quatar is about eleven. Plus fifteen million Southeastern Asians to do their laundry and build Olympic Stadiums. Two of the nation’s finest found themselves moved to Beverly Hills because their dad or brother or uncle is...
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September 16, 2015 |
bikini |
Lex Jurgen|
It seems unfair that this girl at seventeen and three quarters can pose for magazine shots in a bikini looking like this, yet it’s entirely invalid to talk about guys wanting to fuck her. Fuck her sideways, forward, backward,...
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