I often muse to myself, I wonder what super gay men find hot on women. Fashion Week. It’s a time when the world’s most beautiful young women gather in New York City in a series of concentric rings to... READ MORE

There’s a Cutler fan in every bunch. You can always spot them. Hopeful optimists who see the best in people. This is the year Uncle Stan finally gets over meth. It’s been a ride. I bet that pastor from... READ MORE

Caitlyn Jenner has officially filed paperwork to have the State of California register her as a woman. No snip, just a form and twenty-five bucks. I’m going later if anybody wants to come with. Does she at least have... READ MORE

Amber Rose and Blac Chyna were hard to make out in their disguises over the weekend in Hollywood. Amber Rose went as a desperate weight gaining attention whore while Blac Chyna opted for the same look but with a... READ MORE

I’ll watch a kid with sausage fingers dominate on some nonsensical war game app just because he’s superior to a million other future fatty livers comprising the field. There’s just something special about watching a craftsman at the top... READ MORE

I, like Beyonce, am from Houston. I’ve been living with Beyonce and her tits for decades and I am exhausted. I’ve reached peek giving a shit about Beyonce’s tits. Fuck, I’m lying. If you still like Beyonce tits, here... READ MORE

The selling point of the Big Brother TV show continues to elude me. You gather up disturbed sex workers you’d never want as roommates, pack them all into a fake house, and spy on them except when they’re changing... READ MORE

Fashion Week went four seconds before Kendall Jenner and her pierced nipple came down the runway. It does save a lot of time. Like if we had the Super Bowl and Russell Wilson just threw the ball into Malcolm... READ MORE

Demi Lovato had little economic choice but to hint at being gay curious, maybe bisexual, not fully sexually fluid or gender neutral, but mostly definitely some slurps at the lady gob. Her tortured explanation was gross until you set it... READ MORE

Taylor Swift survived more scary shit that didn’t actually happen when some weisenheimer pulled the fire alarm at her Houston concert venue when it was announced Wiz Khalifa would be performing as a special guest. That shit doesn’t fly... READ MORE