Pamela Anderson Makes Great Decisions

By Lex July 08, 2013 @ 4:55 PM

Pamela Anderson And Rick Salomon Walking Their Dogs In Malibu
Like taking Rick Salomon back into her life. After a couple years dedicated strictly to getting supremely loaded and waking up in strange houses, Pam has reconciled with Rick Salomon, the thrice married, unemployed poker playing rich kid lounge-about  To be fair, one of those marriages was to Pam herself for a week or something. He was never married to Paris Hilton though he did famously film himself banging her in the dark. That’s pretty much his lone worthy film credit. But he somehow talks the fucked up hot ladies out of their drawers. And all men know that is something of a skill. Still, if I were their two dogs, I wouldn’t get two familiar with each other.

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Courtney Stodden Can’t Or Won’t Stop Showing Off Her New Boobs

By Lex July 08, 2013 @ 4:24 PM

Courtney Stodden Wears Almost Nothing With Friends To Bar Sinister In Hollywood
Courtney Stodden has everything a porn star has, except for the actual porn. She’s got the blown out blond hair, the big fake tits, the creepy older man purse holder, and the outfits you see only at adult fetish clubs and on unusually happy guys named Lance during pride parades. I’m not sure what she’s waiting on to pull the porn trigger. That phone call to play Nora in A Doll’s House just isn’t coming. It’s time to flip on the Handycam and the floodlights and get to work.

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I Can’t Help But Feel That Brazil Isn’t Ready for the Soccer World Stage

By Lex July 08, 2013 @ 4:01 PM

There’s a reason all those hot supermodels flee Brazil as soon as they are old enough to have sex with important photographers. So, like 13-14. And the same reason most of the top soccer players head over to Europe not many years into their teens. Brazil is a hotbed of talent. So hot, you can’t wait to get the fuck out of it. Now the whole world is headed there for the World Cup in 2014 and the Olympics in 2016. But are they really ready? Meh, I’m not so sure. Following up on riots that swept the country when everybody found out just how much money everybody is stealing around these games, a referee (pictured above) in a soccer match in Northeast Brazil got lynched, drawn and quartered, beheaded, and his head placed on a stick on the middle of the soccer field. To be fair, he did have it coming as he had just previously stabbed to death one of the team players who had punched him following an argument over a call. Just like Billy Martin used to kick dirt on MLB umpires so they would stab him to death then Yankees fans would rush onto the field and pull the umpires apart by their limbs and mount their heads in Monument Park adjacent to the stadium. Actually, Yankees fans probably would do that. At least if they lived in Brazil and they could get away with it.

If you’re a sick fuck like me, you can see doctors pointlessly reassembling the referees body HERE. It’s gruesome, so don’t go watch it then complain it’s gruesome. Or I’ll stab you to death.

Paris Hilton In A Bikini With Her Dog

By Lex July 08, 2013 @ 3:26 PM

Paris Hilton In A Bikini With Her Dogs At Her House In Malibu
Like many Americans, Paris Hilton spent the 4th of July holiday giving herpes to her dog. Sorry, that’s not true. Dogs can’t get human herpes. But you can still really disappoint them if they find out you were lying about it after sex.

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Kourtney Kardashian Clings to Her White Devil Boyfriend and Growing Obscurity

By Lex July 08, 2013 @ 3:12 PM

Kourtney Kardashian Walking Through Bob Hope Airport
A mom can only do so much to train her girls for a life of public attention whoring. Kourtney Kardashian maybe missed the day in home school when Kris Jenner implored the girls to fire up the taboo flames by knocking boots with men of color. Khloe got the message, as did Kim. Kendall spent the 4th with the only black kid within forty miles of Calabasas. And Kylie Jenner is either dating Jaden Smith or Lil Twist, or both, because she’s going to impress her mom no matter what it takes. But Kourtney continues to get knocked up by her preppy white snowboarder boyfriend. And, she continues to fade into the sunset. At some point, she won’t be welcome anymore to the Kardashian compound on visiting Arab royal foreign objects penetration night. Kourtney had to know there was going to be a price to pay for dating white. Stay strong, Kourt.

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Suri Cruise Plays At The Beach With Her Pretend Family

By Lex July 08, 2013 @ 2:47 PM

Suri Cruise Plays On The Beach With Her Family At Westhampton Beach
Little Suri Cruise spent the holiday weekend at the beach with the actors hired to portray her loving family. Suri is none the wiser to the fact that paid employees of her famous Scientology father and desperately asexual mother call themselves aunts and cousins and surround her with fake love in her esteem building bubble. At some later age, Suri will become wise to her Truman Show and likely slaughter many of them in their sleep. But, her ‘family’ were all pre-screened as loners and orphans, so nobody will come asking questions when they go missing.

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Look Out Ladies, Here Come the O’Neal Boys

By Lex July 08, 2013 @ 2:10 PM

Ryan O'Neal And His Son Redmond Walk On The Beach In Malibu
It’s like watching narcotics in human form walking along the beach. Neither father or son have been the same since Farrah died of ass cancer, and considering they were both drug addicted oft-arrested louses well before her butt went malignant, that’s saying something. While son Redmond O’Neal recently got to ditch the ankle bracelet placed on him in celebrity kids court, he’s definitely packed on the post-heroin thirty. He should think about getting back on that horse. Or at least putting on a shirt.

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Breathe Easy World, Tanning Mom Will Be OK

By Jack July 08, 2013 @ 1:47 PM

Patricia Krentcil, everyone’s favorite overcooked sausage/shitty mother, is back in rehab after suffering a seizure. It’s unclear but it looks like the seizure was caused by her system trying to adjust to not being bombarded by constant UV radiation and Parrothead happy hour specials from Jimmy Buffet’s Margaritaville Cafe. She has been in the Lukens Institute since June 20th after she was to drunk to get on a plane in Minneapolis. She had to be pretty fucking wasted considering the level of inebriation of half of the passengers on most commercial flights.

I’m not sure why it is that Patricia fascinates us so here at WWTDD. Maybe it’s a childhood fondness for ugly orange creatures stemming from too many viewings of Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory or maybe it’s because she epitomizes the kind of fame seeking douchebaggery that feeds our engine of shit talking. Either way, we hope she survives. Just think of all the remarkably stupid ass shit she has yet to do.