Kim Kardashian really knows how to dress

By brendon January 13, 2012 @ 2:43 PM

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The one thing you always here about Kim Kardashian is that her ass is small and easy to miss. Thankfully she finally figured out a way to accentuate that a little bit.

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Jamie Chung is adorable

By brendon January 13, 2012 @ 2:20 PM

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Jamie Chung ran some errands in West Hollywood yesterday, wearing some nerdy glasses and a super short skirt, and the only way she could have looked any cuter was if she kissed a basset hound puppy or something. And so that’s what she did. Touché, Jamie.

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Is Jennifer Lopez a terrorist? Probably, yes.

By brendon January 13, 2012 @ 1:52 PM

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Until today, it was assumed that Jennifer Lopez was endorsing Fiat simply because she’s a greedy cunt, but new information reveals that her true motives may be much more sinsiter. *Dun-dun-dun…*

In an open letter to Lopez released on Thursday, the president for United Against Nuclear Iran (UANI) wrote: “By endorsing Fiat, you are serving as a spokesperson for a company that freely does business with Iran, a regime that is developing an illegal nuclear weapons program, financing and sponsoring terrorist groups including al-Qaeda, has killed American and NATO soldiers and is recognized as one of the world’s leading human rights violators.”
“(Fiat also) produces vehicles that are reportedly used by the Iranian regime as platforms to stage gruesome public executions.”

UANI does say they don’t believe Lopez actually supports al-Qaeda and Iran, but they need to open their eyes. Jennifer Lopez clearly hates America and wants our soldiers to be murdered. If nothing else we should have a SEAL team grab her and find out what she knows. I’m sure she’ll deny it at first (they’re trained to do that) but maybe a little torture will loosen her tongue. And if I’m wrong, hey, no harm done.

its Wes Anderson at his Wes Andersonest

By brendon January 13, 2012 @ 1:11 PM

It’s been said that you could pull almost any still from a Wes Anderson movie and use it as a poster, because every image in every shot will be symmetrical and beautifully framed. And that’s clearly true for his next movie too, which, if he were being honest, he’d call, ‘An Anamorphic Wide-Angle Lens Shooting To-Camera Medium-Shots, part 6.’

this would be a good ad for McDonalds

By brendon January 12, 2012 @ 6:02 PM

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UK reality star Amanda Harrington left a club in London about 3am this morning, then headed straight for McDonalds. Which I thought was cool. Most models are so fake, but she seems really genuine and down to earth. If she wants I’d be happy to go out with her sometime, and then back to my house so I could explain a little more about how interesting she is.

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it’s the best Rihanna picture ever

By brendon January 12, 2012 @ 4:56 PM

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When Chris Brown saw these pictures of Rihanna at a Clippers game last night, and that cheerleader with a hot ass right in front of her, he joked, “I’d hit that”. That guy’s a real jerk.

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Beyonce spent $3,500 on a baby crib

By brendon January 12, 2012 @ 4:27 PM

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It may not be true that Beyonce and Jay Z spent $1.3 million to rent out the entire floor of her hospital maternity ward, thus giving their baby a warped sense of entitlement from the very beginning, but they did apparently spend $3,500 on a baby crib, or as Mariah Carey would call it, “a cheap piece of shit.”

Beyonce purchased the pricey NurseryWorks VETRO Lucite crib at a NYC boutique in November, a source tells Us Weekly.
(They’re also) building a 2,200 square foot nursery in their downtown New York City apartment, and the baby will reportedly take her baths in a pink Swarovski-crystal studded Baby Diamond Bathtub worth $5,200.

Not only that, but they even upgraded their real baby by replacing it with an Asian one who has already composed her first symphony.

Khloes “dad” speaks from the grave (not literally)

By brendon January 12, 2012 @ 2:38 PM

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Yesterday, someone other than TMZ said that Robert Kardashian was not the biological father of Khloe Kardashian, so now TMZ has to do everything they can to undermine that, regardless of how ridiculous it looks.

Today, in a story about Robert filing to have his second marriage annulled, with the headline, “Robert Kardashian speaks from grave: I’m Khloes dad”, they say:

“Robert Kardashian swore that Khloe IS his biological daughter … torpedoing claims by his ex-wives that Khloe was fathered by another man.”

And it would too, if he had in fact sworn that Khloe is his biological daughter. In reality, he said:

“I decided that since I already had four biological children, I did not wish to have any more.”

Was he implying that Khloe was his biological daughter? Yes, probably. Did he swear to it? No, absolutely not, and he certainly didn’t say, “I’m Khloes dad.” Still, it’s nice to see that Robert bothered to get an annulment, instead of just chopping off his wifes head like his Heisman-winning assassin client did.