Alanis Morissette Enslaved Her Nanny

Alanis Morissette is in the shit for allegedly treating her former nanny like an indentured servant. Bianca Cambeiro is suing Alanis for 130k for back wages and damages after years of Alanis running her ragged on crappy long shifts and never paying her for all the extra... read more

Chelsea Handler In A Bikini

If you like bitchy boozy Spanx gut contained smug self-alluding comedians who fucked their boss to get ahead, well, thank you for accepting me. Also, here's Chelsea Handler in a bikini. And, here's Chelsea Handler topless in stills from her sex tape that her powerful... read more

Joanna Krupa In A Red Bikini

Joanna Krupa is the best looking chick on a show that only gay men watch. The harder she tries to show off her tits, the more disgusted her audience becomes. This is a classic conundrum. I had a similar situation once when I was berated for bringing a meat lasagna to a... read more

Melissa Gorga Back Pedals On The Pro-Rape Thing...A Little

Melissa Gorga, Real Housewife of New Jersey star and loathsome human attention whore, set the record straight about her controversial pro-marital rape book Love, Italian Style: The Secrets of My Hot and Happy Marriage. We told you last week about some choice passages... read more

Rosie Huntington Whiteley Wears A See Through Top On The Runway

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Josh Duhamel Is One Happy Dad

There are two types of men in this world. The ones who love the shit out of every single breathing second of their first born baby. And then there's Josh Duhamel. Josh looks like he's going to take the comb and gouge out the eyes of the old woman whispering hush. Josh... read more

Miranda Kerr Wears A Very Low Cut Dress To Paris' Fashion Week

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Amanda Bynes Already Left Her Treatment Facility

The main reason that we haven't heard anything new about this year's leading contender for the Biggest Batshit Celebrity Award, Amanda Bynes, is that she had been receiving psychiatric treatment at the UCLA Medical Center. But according to TMZ, that's over now because... read more

Ashley Greene Is Dating This Random Guy

Ashley Greene could be a neo-Nazi with a horrible secret past of murdering children, but even if that was true she'd still be the hottest kid-killing Hitler fan out there. That's why it's kind of disappointing that she's dating this random bearded guy in a tank top... read more

Kim Kardashian's Huge Breasts Arrived At Paris Fashion Week

Rapper Kanye West showed up to the Givenchy runway show at the Paris Fashion Week yesterday with his girlfriend and amateur porn star, Kim Kardashian, and a lot of people are saying that she looks great for having recently given birth to their daughter, North West. And... read more

Kate Upton Is Dating a Ballroom Dancer, That's Disappointing

I don't know why I feel let down that Kate Upton dumped a bunch of guy including a Cy Young award winner for a dude who does the rumba. Yes, I know women love a man who can dance. They also love men who cry and dress in flowing billowy clothing and cycle on their periods... read more

Irina Shayk Gets Wet in V Magazine

Here's the trick to being a photographic genius. Find a really good looking girl and get her wet then take her picture. There's some other minor details involved, like taking your top off, Coco, if you want to be really famous, but that about covers most of it. I know a... read more