Matthew Vaughn is the father of January Jones baby

Allegedly. I probably should have included the word "allegedly" in the headline but it's not as dramatic that way. To recap: January Jones is pregnant but won't say who the father is, and the reason she's being such a good girl is because the guy is married and they had an affair while filming 'X-Men: First Class'. Well, word on the street is that the father is director Matthew Vaughn, who has been married to Claudia...

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Lindsay Lohan began her "prison sentence" today

Even before Lindsay Lohan was officially sentenced in her felony theft trial, she went and registered to begin her community service. It was a sure sign that she had changed and things would be different this time, as long as you ignore the fact that this is what she does every single time before a sentencing to trick the judge. And once again a judge bought her bullshit and went easy on her. Then, instead of going...

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E! probably paid for Kim Kardashians wedding ring

Remember when Khloe Kardashian got married, and there was leaked audio from her wedding with the producers of 'Keeping Up With The Kardashians' telling her what to say and do the whole time? Oh. You don't remember that? Oh well pardon me your majesty. Point being, now Kim Kardashian is engaged, and she stands to make millions from it, and with that kind of money at stake you can't wait until your wedding to start...

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Hong Kong 3D porn is cuming to America.

(see what I did there?) 'Sex and Zen 3D: Extreme Ecstasy' has finally secured a distribution deal in the US, after breaking box office records around the world. And not just records against movies where a good review includes the phrase "cum soaked". Against real movies like 'Avatar', and beating movies like 'Scream 4' and 'Fast Five'. The Hollywood Reporter says... China Lion bought "the world's first 3D erotic film"...

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oh thank God! Ronnie and the Situation made up!

After reports that Ronnie and the Situation got into a fight Monday night while filming season 3 of 'Jersey Shore' in Florence, it was a welcome relief to see the two of them out for a walk yesterday, and that the Situation was just as handsome as ever. Although he looked a little meek. Like a battered wife. Two seconds after this he no doubt said, "I'm sorry I made you yell at me, Ronnie." (image source = inf)...

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Jennifer Aniston is still clingy, desperate

Just because Gerard Butler and Bradley Cooper got creeped out by Jennifer Anistons needy desperation doesn't mean all guys will. Maybe some guys find obsessive clinginess attractive. If she finds a guy like that, she'll be all set, because god knows she doesn't think there's any other way to date. Jen Aniston is trying to keep it on the DL, but she's secretly dating Justin Theroux. "Jen is totally into him," a source...

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Ronnie did or did not beat up the Situation

Yesterday afternoon there was a story saying Ronnie and the Situation, currently filming season 3 of 'Jersey Shore' in Florence, Italy, got into a fight Monday night, and it all added up because there were pictures showing cuts on Ronnies hand and bruises on Situations face, and that's what happens when the first thing is repeatedly slammed into the second thing. We probably won't know the truth until the season...

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Did Kirstie Alley win Dancing With The Stars?

I didn't want to ruin the surprise in the headline but last night was the finale for the twelfth season of 'Dancing With The Stars', and in the end, it came down to Kirstie Alley, a morbidly obese lump in her 60's, and Hines Ward, the wide receiver from the Pittsburgh Steelers, one of the best pure athletes to ever play college football, a Super Bowl MVP and two-time Super Bowl champion. Both had obstacles to...

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Chelsea Handler had an abortion at 16

I'm still not sure if I like Chelsea Handler, because if she's friends with Jennifer Aniston how cool could she really be, but her interview in the New York Times is certainly helping. Not only does she condemn bullshit like the "teen mom" craze, but she says she had an abortion when she was 16, and then punctuates that by saying it was the right thing to do. "People are too P.C.," she said. "We need to be focusing on...

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Kim's engaged. See.

People magazine says it was a dream come true for Kim Kardashian when she walked into her bedroom on May 18. Not only was there a big black guy in there, but he gave her a diamond worth around 2 million dollars. All of her favorite things!!! Her boyfriend of six months, New Jersey Nets forward Kris Humphries, was waiting in her bedroom on bended knee with four words written in red rose petals: "WILL YOU MARRY ME?" "I...

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god that would be so tempting

Julianne Hough was in Miami today filming more scenes for the Tom Cruise musical 'Rock of Ages', and I don't know if this part was in the script but if I were that guy I'd pick her up and throw her in the water too. I hate this chick, she's pointless, there's not one single attractive thing about her. You could turn your monitor off and then click through the pictures and they'd be at least twice as good. [gallery...

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Ke$ha needs attention at all times

Ke$ha is famous for her outrageous style and outspoken attitude, but she really topped herself last night by wearing a stormtrooper mask after she arrived at JFK airport. I don't think I'm exaggerating when I say this is probably the most shocking thing any celebrity has ever done. Congratulations, Ke$ha. (image source = inf) [gallery ids="807272,807281,807291,807301,807311,807312,807322"]

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Maria Shriver narc'd out Schwarzenegger

Many people have been wondering how Arnold Schwarzenegger was able to hide the existence of a son, the product of an affair with his housekeeper, for 13 years. Others have wondered how the secret managed to get out when it did. Well the answer to the second one is easy: his wife told the LA Times. Way to cock-block, Maria. I bet you're just pleased as punch. ...when Maria found out that Arnold was the father of...

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Estella Warren got a DUI, seems fun

Estella Warren, the model and actress who is probably best known either from the Tim Burton 'Planet of the Apes' or the Chanel Little Red Riding Hood commercial (this), can now add another title to her resume; crazy bitch. Because just before midnight last night, she crashed her Toyota Prius into three parked cars. That's bad driving, but in her defense, she was pretty drunk. When police arrived on the scene, she...

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Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez are in Hawaii

Justin Bieber, who is 17 but has the physique and sunken chest of a sickly 10-year-old, is in Hawaii today with Selena Gomez, and yesterday they went to the beach and held hands. It was pretty neato, or however those nerds would describe it. It's like a fan-fiction story come to life. Today they'll probably find an old treasure map and get chased by a guy in a grass skirt and scary mask. And this once quiet vacation...

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