Manda Mosher is in a bikini

By brendon July 10, 2012 @ 5:08 PM

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These pictures of singer Manda Mosher in a bikini at the Hotel Regina Isabella in Ischia raise a lot of questions, such as, “who is Manda Mosher,” and “hey that girl has nice tits.” Ok well I guess it raises one question.

(image source = pacific coast. learn more about Ischia here)

Kim Kardashian is already freaking out Beyonce

By brendon July 10, 2012 @ 4:37 PM

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Kim Kardashian is still desperate to parlay her relationship with Kanye West into a friendship with Beyonce and Jay Z, so she reportedly spent $5,000 on a gold bracelet with pink and white diamonds for their daughter Blue Ivy, and then engraved it with a very presumptuous, “Love Auntie Kim.”

Guess how that went over.

“They have been friends for five minutes, but already Kim is try­ing to force herself into Beyonce’s life,” a source told The Enquirer.
“Despite Kim’s sex tape and bad marriages, Beyonce had been warming to her based on her charming demeanor and romance with Kanye, who’s a good friend.
“But she certainly doesn’t consider Kim family in any way, shape or form – and for her to suggest that close­ness really put Beyonce off.”

Ok fine that’s The Enquirer, so who knows, but it does sorta fit with a report in the new issue of Life & Style that says Kim is “not allowed to talk about” Beyonce or Jay-Z in public.

“She’d be kicked out of the clique so quickly if she made any misstep,” the insider explained. “Kim has to earn everyone’s trust.”

Wait. Does Kim Kardashian have any friends? Now that I think about it, in 10 years I don’t think I’ve ever seen her with anyone but Paris Hilton, Reggie Bush, and Kris Humprhies. Who all hate her now. Other than that she’s always with her family. That’s the same way rats and dingoes live, by the way. Hint hint, Kanye.

Adam Lambert might be one of three new judges on ‘Idol’

By brendon July 10, 2012 @ 3:26 PM

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Jennifer Lopez can’t be bothered to tell Fox if she’ll return as a judge for another season on ‘American Idol’ (even though she reportedly made up her mind to leave 2 months ago), but now E! say’s that Steven Tyler and Randy Watson (typo that I’m keeping bc of this) might not be back either, and that Season 8 alum Adam Lambert is the popular choice to replace at least one of them.

“Popular” in this case being a very very relative term.

“They have been talking about Adam for over a month. He personifies the show, and will be a popular choice right from the start. He knows what it’s like to be on the receiving end of the judges’ comments, he has a human touch, and they know they can’t go wrong if they bring him on. He would be able to bring a unique perspective to the show. People love him.”

Miley Cyrus, Katy Perry, Fergie and Nicki Minaj are also being considered but with Lambert all those dumb family advocate groups would freak the fuck out so hopefully he’ll get hired. I hate those groups. I don’t give a shit if your stupid family is offended by nipples, profanity, or gay people on TV. Your family, your buzzkill God, your problem.

Katie Holmes could make $50 million to divorce Tom Cruise

By brendon July 10, 2012 @ 1:32 PM

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According to Forbes, Tom Cruise has made over $240 million since he married Katie Holmes in 2006(*), so while there are no specific details about what she’s getting paid for her shockingly fast and civil (in this case meaning no leaks to the tabloids about her thoughts on Scientology) divorce settlement from Tom Cruise, suffice to say it will be a lot.

“I probably make the estimate between $20 million to, maybe, 40, 20 to 50,” celebrity family attorney Lisa Helfend Meyer told Celebuzz. “A reasonable range, to me, would be between $20 and 30 [million]. Plus, she gets her child support. In California, it’s usually 7-10% of a person’s income — which, in [Cruise's] case, would make it exorbitant.”

Ok but it’s not really a good sign when someone gives you an estimate and the last number is 2.5 times the first. “Did you get a good look at the suspect?” “Yes. He was about 6 feet tall. Maybe 15. He was between 6 and 15 feet tall.”

(*) $75 million last year, $22M in 2010, $33M in 2009, $13M in 2008, $31M in 2007, and $67M in 2006. The $30M in 2005, the year they started dating, would bring the total to $271 million.

Kanye makes Kim pump the gas

By brendon July 10, 2012 @ 12:40 PM

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KNOW YOUR PLACE, FATTY!

(image source of kanye and kim and his black lamborghini = fame/flynet)

Kelly Brook is in a bikini

By brendon July 10, 2012 @ 12:23 PM

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Ischia (pronounced “ee-skyah”) is a volcanic island that lies off the western coast of Italy, at the northern end of the Gulf of Naples, about 18 miles from the city of Naples. It has a population of around 60,000. The main industry is tourism, centering on thermal spas that cater mostly to European and Asian tourists eager to enjoy the island’s natural volcanic activity, its thermal hot springs, and its volcanic mud. More to the point, Kelly Brook is there today and she has big tits.

(image source = wenn, splash)

Kim Kardashian could use some makeup

By brendon July 09, 2012 @ 4:06 PM

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Kim Kardashian went to a tanning salon in Studio City yesterday, and either she’s not doing it right or she’s in a kabuki play or she was bitten by a vampire because she went in tan and came out looking ghostly white.

Let’s just go with vampire bite because staking her in the heart is maybe not the worst idea in the world anyway.

(image source = fame/flynet)

its Scarlett Johansson in a bikini with some dork

By brendon July 09, 2012 @ 3:02 PM

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Two important points to take away from these pictures, taken today, of Scarlett Johansson in a bikini on a yacht off the coast of Taormina, Italy:

1. She’s not a very good layer-downer. In fact she kinda spazzes out and rolls over with her legs in the air like a dog.

2. That guy she’s with looks at least twice her age, despite what his HGH dealer tells him. It’s not clear who he is, but they do seem to be together. He’s even caressing her back here, which is a very big deal according to 100 percent of the girls who didn’t want me caressing their back.

(image source = inf, fame/flynet)