Kayslee Collins Topless Healing

February 12, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

This former Disney TV girl won’t stop taking her clothes off. In conclusion, she’s my hero. In a world where every icon we hold up to the light of day turns out to be a blemished asshole, here’s a... READ MORE

Malcolm X’s Daughter Laid Back (VIDEO)

February 12, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Ilyasah Shabazz, daughter of the late Malcolm X, was chilling at Spago and was approached by one of the TMZ army of intelligentsia who asked her a series of retarded misguided questions. What we got out of this is Shabazz... READ MORE

Orlando Bloom Doesn’t Like Fatties And Shit Around The Web

February 12, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Moderately fey elf Orlando Bloom all but admitted that when he’s out slaying pussy, he is not a fan of the plus sized ladies. He prefers skinny chicks because they’re more agile and closely resembling young boys. I’m not saying that... READ MORE

Hannah Davis Dances (VIDEO)

February 11, 2015 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Dance like nobody’s watching, but post to Instagram to make sure they all do. Hannah Davis shared her waxed grunions on the cover of Sports Illustrated. The route between SI cover and female lead in cell phone video with... READ MORE

Chelsea Handler Just Stopped Trying

February 11, 2015 | Uncategorized | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

If your backup plan is flashing tits on social media, you can’t just drop down the ladder to bra peeks. It’s like Tom Brady deciding touchdown passes are overrated. You’ve got another year before you can occupy your audience... READ MORE

Claudia Romani Celebrates Love

February 11, 2015 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The foreign models who live in Miami know how to turn any holiday into a chance to show off their ass and find a love interest with a decent adjusted gross income. Instagram is like their eHarmony. LOL, heart... READ MORE

Selena Gomez Is Moving On

February 11, 2015 | Uncategorized | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

As in the case with all things in life, once you get back on the sex bike, you pretty much forget your last tandem. Selena Gomez is freshly in loin love with DJ Zedd. I could look him up, but... READ MORE

Kendall Jenner Flashes A Lot Of Leg On Instagram

February 11, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

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Vida Guerra Proves It All Night

February 11, 2015 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Derek Jeter’s ass model ex-girlfriend is apparently still not over it. After noticing Jeter’s newest fuck model Hannah Davis on the cover of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, Vida Guerra did what most spurned lovers do and shot a bunch... READ MORE

Uma Thurman Looks Different

February 11, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Uma Thurman modified her face for a role called I fucked up something awful trying to look younger God please give me a do-over. Some of the kinder celebrity rags are referring to her almost unrecognizable face last night... READ MORE