Photographer Likes Big Macs And Tits

January 6, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Australian photographer Sarah Bahbah has achieved mild notoriety for a series of photos she has taken picturing models indulging in fast food. I’m sure there’s some brilliant social commentary involved. Or she’s just a hesher going through the token lesbian... READ MORE

Mariah Carey Is Done

January 6, 2015 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Mariah Carey is reportedly signing a long residency in Las Vegas. She’ll be entertaining people who bought her album for their kids who are now in grad programs at Vassar and wealthy Saudi dignitaries who used to stone people to her hits.... READ MORE

Floyd Mayweather Has Things

January 6, 2015 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Floyd Mayweather posted a photo of himself, his private jet, and eight of his cars which total over $7 million in value. Mayweather has grossed over $400 million in his career yet he’s unaware shit like this is reserved for... READ MORE

College Football Guy Has A Mullet

January 6, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

You don’t have to do much to stand out as a professional athlete. Most of your peers are capable of spitting out cliches to reporters and dressing up like childish morons before and after games. You should do something weird... READ MORE

Raffaella Modugno In an Even Tinier Bikini

January 6, 2015 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I thought this Italian chick might be back at work after the holiday, but then it’s possible this is her work. For every Manziel and Maher Tab A there needs to be a reciprocal Slot B. Ecosystems are fairly... READ MORE

Madonna Is Just Like MLK And Shit Around The Web

January 6, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Madonna had to apologize after posting several pictures of Black leaders like Martin Luther King and Nelson Mandela dressed like she is on her new shitty album cover. For some reason people thought it was asinine and racist that... READ MORE

Joanna Krupa Is A DJ Now

January 5, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

There’s no reason being attractive should limit you in your career choices. In fact, embrace the opportunity that comes with men being unable to say no to you. In short, be a DJ. Nobody even knows what the hell... READ MORE

Victoria Silvstedt in a Bikini

January 5, 2015 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Fuck, that tongue, that seaweed. Ursula has somebody trapped in her Swedish Santeria clutches. Somebody tracking the Victoria Silvstedt pings on the maritime emergency sonar should’ve warned St. Bart’s she was on her way from Miami. Now some poor... READ MORE

Bill Maher And Anjulie Persaud Make a Great Couple

January 5, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Today is the day of men being honest about what they like. They like to accomplish things professionally and the rewards that come with that, most notably attractive young women who pretend they love older men because they’re wise... READ MORE

Johnny Manziel Seems On Point

January 5, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

It’s easy to call out Johnny Manziel as being undedicated to his craft. It’s even easier to say, fuck yeah, I’d be partying and whoring around every day but Sunday if I could too. No offense to the girl... READ MORE