Jemima Kirke Flashes Ass On The Set Of ‘Girls’

By Lex July 31, 2013 @ 10:41 AM

Jemima Kirke Has A Wardrobe Malfunction On Set Of Girls In New York
It’s hard to imagine anything sexy could happen within a five block radius of the gonad clenching black hole that is Lena Dunham. But Jemima Kirke’s dress got blown up by the wind on the set and everybody freaked out when they saw an ass that actually looked female. Lena Dunham flew into a hormone replacement rage, ordering the entire production crew to their knees then fire branding the words ‘God loves trannies’ onto the back of the second assistant director. Blame it on the wind.

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Alex Rodriguez Wants to Be a Role Model

By Lex July 31, 2013 @ 10:21 AM

You find role models in the most unusual places. The grocery store clerk who looks the other way as a hungry child steals an apple. The prostitute who lets a war veteran slide on a handy for the good of nation. And Alex Rodriguez, who won’t let the distraction of all the ‘noise’ surrounding his certain suspensions for doping get to him:

“Look, it’s concerning. I have two daughters at home, and I’m sensitive to that, and above all, I want to be a role model, continue to be a role model — especially to my girls.”

A-Rod puts too much pressure on himself. As if dumping his wife and banging scores of models wasn’t a good enough example to his girls. What else can you expect the man to do, get a hit in October? He’s just a man.

Kate Upton’s Breasts Look Strange

By Travis July 31, 2013 @ 10:00 AM

Kate Upton was the guest of honor at last night’s David Yurman Annual Rooftop Soiree as she is the new face of David’s luxurious and ridiculously expensive jewelry line, and she did her typical Kate Upton thing of standing around and looking gorgeous while occasionally acting goofy and strategically jiggling for all of the really wealthy men. But as I looked at these photos of Kate at the party, I couldn’t help but notice that her breasts look a little strange.

I don’t know if it’s the dress or the way that the light hits it, but it looks like someone replaced one of Kate’s cantaloupes with an orange. I’m going to have to spend the next several hours examining them to get to the bottom of this. You know, for science and whatever.

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Rob Kardashian’s Ex Put Him On Blast (VIDEO)

By Travis July 31, 2013 @ 9:00 AM

Adrienne Bailon is one of the five sassy, hip, finger-snapping women that host the daytime talk show The Real, and she’s also Rob Kardashian’s ex-girlfriend from way back before he let the camera add 100 pounds. In fact, Adrienne and Rob apparently broke up in 2009, but when you’re on a show that not only debuted on the same day as Kris Jenner’s own talk show but just barely edged it out in the ratings, you need to talk about whatever you can to keep people watching.

So Adrienne called Rob out for being a clingy douchebag when they broke up and admitted that she needed to make up a fake boyfriend to get him to leave her alone. And I’m sure that Kris will respond with an even more underhanded cheap shot, or maybe by casting an evil spell to make Adrienne’s original nose grow back.

Helen Flanagan Wet in FHM Magazine

By Lex July 30, 2013 @ 6:21 PM

Helen Flanagan In A Bikini For The Sept Issue Of FHM Magazine
Helen Flanagan is a British soap opera actress who loves to show off her boobs. If I had boobs like Helen Flanagan, well, I’d have been sexually assaulted by most of my high school football teammates in the showers. Big wonderful boobs are not always a blessing.

Here’s Helen Flanagan in FHM magazine wearing not many clothes. I can’t imagine you see this kind of talent on All My Children, even in the days when Kelly Ripa still ate food.

Photo Credit: FHM

Christina Aguilera Got Smaller Through Moderation

By Lex July 30, 2013 @ 5:52 PM

Christina Aguilera Looking Lighter After Weight Loss At The TCA Summer Party In Beverly Hills
Christina Aguilera figured out that she doesn’t need to get drunk every night, just every other night, and the results are showing. Shed some pounds. Find clarity. Rediscover your true strengths. Like your tits. Yep, still there even when only moderately soused.

Here’s Christina Aguilera showing off at the TV Critics Association association thing. One day she’s going to turn around in that chair on The Voice and be naked. Let’s call that the day I start watching The Voice.

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Montana Fishburne In A Sports Bra

By Lex July 30, 2013 @ 3:58 PM

Montana Fishburne In A Sports Bra Playing With Her Dogs In The Hollywood Hills

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Cassie In A Bikini

By Lex July 30, 2013 @ 3:29 PM

Cassie Ventura In A White Bikini At The Beach In Miami
I’m not a big fan of Cassie. Which is to say I have no real clue who she is. But she sells a lot of music. And she shaved the sides of her head because I guess she had no better ideas on how to get noticed. Though if she had thought of the bikini first, she might’ve realized that her magical attention slippers were right there in her top.

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