holy shit, ‘Snow White’ looks terrible

By brendon November 10, 2011 @ 5:51 PM

Kristen Stewart is the star of ‘Snow White and the Huntsman’, but anytime she tries to act it’s as if she’s reading the script for the first time, and the words are upside down and backwards, and she got really really high first. That’s probably why they don’t let her talk, at all, in the trailer that came out today (HD copies here).

In fact she’s barely even in it. Maybe because it eventually dawned on someone that this movie is about Charlize Theron being jealous because Kristen Stewart is hotter than she is, and how that makes no sense, so they just edited around her. I wouldn’t be against them doing that with the whole movie by the way.

Ashton Kutcher really is an idiot

By brendon November 10, 2011 @ 5:17 PM

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Late last night, Ashton Kutcher went on twitter and wrote something dumb about Joe Paterno. Later he explained that he’d been working a lot and didn’t have all the facts. He apologized and that was the end of that.

Oh wait no it wasn’t because now the little drama queen has announced that, because twitter is a minefield fraught with peril that no one man could ever navigate alone, from now on his management team will proofread all his tweets before they get posted.

A collection of over 8 million followers is not to be taken for granted. I feel responsible to deliver informed opinions and not spread gossip or rumors through my twitter feed. While I feel that running this feed myself gives me a closer relationship to my friends and fans I’ve come to realize that it has grown into more than a fun tool to communicate with people. While I will continue to express myself through @Aplusk, I’m going to turn the management of the feed over to my team at Katalyst as a secondary editorial measure, to ensure the quality of its content.

Well this should totally get people to stop making fun of him, no doubt about that. If it doesn’t maybe he could have Demi write a letter saying how you guys really hurt his feelings.

or maybe he didn’t

By brendon November 10, 2011 @ 3:45 PM

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Remember this thing about a girl telling her friends that Mel Gibson got her pregnant? Ok well ignore that because now the girls father is adamant that, though she is in fact pregnant, she hasn’t said anything about Gibson being the dad.

“I can guarantee it’s not Mel Gibson’s baby,” he said.

Eww. That better not mean what I think it means.

AnnaLynne McCord gets it

By brendon November 10, 2011 @ 3:33 PM

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If I were going on a date with a girl, I would totally stare at her tits every chance I got, so if she was wearing a dress like this one it would really get things off on the right foot. I’d be like, “hey, I really appreciate you being so cool about this.”

(image source of annalynne mccord on the set of 90210 yesterday = splash and bauer griffin)

dorks are already lining up for ‘Twilight’

By brendon November 10, 2011 @ 1:46 PM

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Today is Thursday, and over 300 people are already lined up to see the stars at the premiere of ‘Twilight: Breaking Dawn part 1’. Which is on Monday.

Not only that, but over 1,300 of the showings on November 18th, the day the movie opens, have already sold out and an additional 1000 showings on other days are sold out. No one has worked this hard to get inside something this boring since Justin Bieber took Selena Gomez to Hawaii.

(source = deadline)

Anne Vyalitsyna at the Victorias Secret show

By brendon November 10, 2011 @ 1:14 PM

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I only know two things about Anne Vyalitsyna:

1. Adam Levine from Maroon 5 is her boyfriend and they played the Victorias Secret fashion show last night and that’s why he’s draped all over her.
2. She has a good name for a vampire.

(source = getty and wenn)

Alec Baldwin fells bad for Joe Paterno

By brendon November 10, 2011 @ 11:59 AM

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If you were wondering if anyone could look like more of an asshole than Ashton Kutcher on twitter in regards to Joe Paterno, the short answer is yes. The somewhat longer answer is yes and it’s Alec Baldwin, who retweeted something earlier today with a #freepaterno hashtag (though he’s since deleted it) and who wrote this sequence last night:

- Add Paterno’s name to the list of people who exit the stage embroiled in a sex scandal. Sad.
- Oh. We have a lot of “attorneys” out there this evening.
- OK. For all your lawyers out there, molestation scandal.
- There is so little empathy in this world 2day. It’s truly pathetic. I didn’t say Paterno was innocent. I said that his story … ends on a sad note.

Wait does he really consider raping young boys to be the same thing as “sex”? Because it seems like a distinction had to be dragged out of him. He could really be in a tight hole now, which is ironic since that was Jerry Sanduskys problem too.

(source = twitter)

Erin Heatherton at the Victorias Secret fashion show

By brendon November 10, 2011 @ 11:38 AM

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As usual, wings were a big part of the Victorias Secret fashion show, like these ice wings they put on Erin Heatherton. So obviously this is something you’d only wear if you lived somewhere cold.

(image source = getty, wenn, splash and bauer griffin)