MISSION IMPOSSIBLE 4 – will officially be called, ‘M:I 4: Ghost Protocol’. Clearly they’re going for a vibe like the ‘Call of Duty’ or Tom Clancy games. Or a handbook for the recently dead. But probably the COD thing. (e!)
DEADPOOL – has had a script floating around for a while, getting insanely positive reviews from those who have read it, and now you can too. Download it and print it out. Just think of all the mad pussy you’ll get when the ladies see you reading this! (IHC)
COURTNEY LOVE - went shopping. Drunk. Panties. Profanity. The whole usual thing. Seriously, how long has she been a woman? There’s no way she was born a woman, right? (wenn)
Christina Hendricks was taking a break from filming ‘Drive’ outside a pawnshop in LA today, when a man approached her, reportedly mistaking her for a prostitute before being led away by a member of the crew. In my defense, the rest of the crew was way on the other side of the parking lot, and she looks totally different in person. How was I supposed to know she was with them?
Capri Anderson says she isn’t a prostitute, but new reports say that not only is she a pro, but she thinks pretty damn highly of herself because she charged Charlie Sheen $12,000 for the night when she ended up locked in a bathroom. Granted that still turned out to be a bargain for him, because he didn’t pay it.
Charlie was with his assistant Rick and two male friends at Daniel restaurant. He ordered girls for everyone. Christina, who is a porn star under the name Capri Anderson, said she got the call one hour before getting together with Charlie.
Sheen, his pals and the girls had a private room at the restaurant but waiters and busboys were moving in and out. Sheen was wasted and talking loudly.
“She has someone in Los Angeles who handles her ‘calls,’” the source told Radar. “She’s more than a porn star. And the price for the evening was $12,000.”
But Charlie didn’t have the money – his assistant did. And the first time Charlie tried to have sex with (Capri) she demanded the money and when he couldn’t produce it, she stopped him.
She told Charlie, ‘I’m not doing anything until I get my money first,’” the source said. “And then after they did more cocaine Charlie wanted to have sex and she demanded money. He couldn’t find his wallet and flipped out.
“He thought she stole it, but his assistant, who was down the hall had it.
“That’s when Charlie flipped out and Christina fled into the bathroom and locked the door. He was pounding on it and that led to the series of phone calls with the police showing up.”
HOLY SHIT 12,000 DOLLARS?! I wish I was a hot chick with no morals. Because taking 12 grand to bang some actor seems like something I could do. I get the feeling he has to pay this much because he’s an asshole. When I set up a fake production office and hold porn “auditions” I only pay like 500.
The only thing better than football is hot girls with big tits*, so it was very wise of the NFL to send Marisa Miller to London this morning to promote Sundays game at Wembley Stadium between the San Francisco 49ers and the Denver Broncos. Because not everyone over there knows what American football is exactly. Like this guy. He came up and said, “whas all this then? Whos this bird in the skinnies, with that lil fizzy gig like in the contest on the telly. A real rum tum tiger she is!”
Or maybe that means he does understand American football. Honestly, I can never tell what the fuck those people are saying.
If there’s one thing the internet is good at, it’s pictures of girls tits. But if there’s two things the internet is good at, it’s pictures of girls tits and making a huge deal over nothing.
Yesterday, the internet went into full “second thing we’re good at” mode because of a youtube video made by a filmmaker in Belfast who suggests a woman in the 82-year-old Charlie Chaplin movie ‘The Circus’ might be talking on a cell phone. ABC News says…
The first commercial cell phones didn’t hit the market until the early 1980s, but an Irish filmmaker says he’s spotted one in footage from a vintage Charlie Chaplin film… from 1928.
Perplexed by the appearance of the modern device in the very dated film, George Clarke took his discovery a step further, suggesting in a YouTube video that the cell phone-toting futurist is a “time traveler.”
So is it really a time traveler? Yes, of course it is. It’s just too bad this had to be discovered by some dirty Irishman. We all know how they get.
Oh, you guys couldn’t see it but when I said that thing about the Irish I was holding a pretend whiskey bottle and then doing the “drinky, drinky” motion.
(NOTE: the clip above is just the footage of the time traveler, Clarkes full youtube video is here)
Capri Anderson, the girl who locked herself in a bathroom Monday night inside Charlie Sheens New York hotel room (and who does softcore and girl-girl porn under this new name but did hardcore under the name Alexis Capri), will ask the DA in Aspen to violate Sheens probation on the grounds that he held her against her will. TMZ says…
Anderson claims after she locked herself in the bathroom, Charlie tried getting in and began repeatedly punching the door. She alleges she feared for her life.
We’re told Anderson wants the Pitkin County D.A. to attempt to violate Charlie’s probation in the domestic violence case and she plans to fly to Apsen in the next few days to make her case.
Sources in Pitkin County tell us as far as the D.A. is concerned, any complaint that criminal activity occurred in New York must be filed in New York, not Pitkin County. We’re told, however, that if Anderson flies to Aspen, the D.A. has “an open-door policy” and would see her.
Obviously this chick just wants to get paid, and good for her. No one is more undeserving of money and good fortune as Charlie Sheen. I hope she takes him for 50 million, and if she can make a case for kidnapping, she just might. He’s such a loser the only way girls will hang out with him is if he pays them to. Some guys are just like that. Not me though. I’ve just got “it”, ya know. Call it charisma, sex appeal, whatever, it drives the ladies mad. And my huge dong doesn’t hurt either. In Japan, they call it, “the Thunder Stick”.
Sometime this morning, Britney Spears was looking in the mirror and fussing with her hair, and then at some point, she stopped, and nodded approvingly at her reflection, and decided it was time to head out. That’s genuinely amazing to me. Almost amazing as whatever the hell this guy is. That picture would be a good movie poster for a western called, “The Ugly, The Ugly and The Ugly”.
The new Us magazine says that Justin Timberlake banged Olivia Munn for three straight days this past September, and who could blame him for that, except of course his girlfriend Jessica Biel. Who probably, instead of congratulating him, will get all whiny about it.
Timberlake, 29, and Munn, 30, first met at a Sept. 26 MySpace event. After exchanging numbers, he “started chasing her immediately,” says an insider. Munn resisted his advances, telling him it was a no-go if he was still with Biel, 28. But Timberlake “has been telling people it’s over with Jessica, even though “the reality is he’s just doing it behind her back.” Believing he had left Biel and that her relationship with Timberlake might develop into something serious, Munn took him to her hotel, the Gansevoort Park Avenue NYC, Sept. 27 and 28, where “they were openly affectionate,” the insider adds. The insider tells Us the two “had amazing sex” that night.
If I ever get caught up in a lurid Hollywood sex scandal like this, I hope I have a source who says things like we had amazing sex. If they said, “Brendon mostly apologized and then cried,” you can see how that wouldn’t be quite as good.