Sara Sampaio Poses In A Bikini For A Photoshoot In Miami

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Lara Flynn Boyle Looks Fantastic

Lara Flynn Boyle took a little shopping trip in Bel Air the other day, and I have to imagine that as soon as she stepped out of her car, everyone around her just dropped to the ground in worship. You can have your Charlize Theron, Olivia Wilde, Scarlett Johansson, Mila... read more

All Is Well Between Miley And The Little People

Last week, one of the little people employed by Miley Cyrus as a backup dancer complained that she felt exploited for having accepted money from the twerking singer to dress up as a bear and dance on stage. Of course, this was stupid, because fuck you, you were paid to... read more

Joanna Krupa Washes Her Husband's Car In A Bikini Top

There's nothing more All-American than a girl in a bikini top washing her car. Even if the girl is Polish. This is a nation founded by immigrants. Hot fucking Polish women with big yabbos who came to this nation to kill the Redskins and make good looking blond babies.... read more

Britney Spears' Dad Wants More Money to Conservator Her

It seems like such a long time ago that Britney shaved her head and holed up in her bathroom with her kids. Like, many many paychecks to her dad for being in charge of her money ago. Jamie Spears gets $16K a month to make sure Britney's money is only being spent wisely,... read more

Is This "Cheeky Cherokee" Costume Racist Or Just Slutty?

A "Native American" woman is super pissed at a Halloween costume she says is stereotyping and racist to Cherokees. I guess she got tired of nobody caring about the whole Redskins debate so she moved on to trashy Halloween costumes for suburban white girls looking for... read more

Emily Ratajkowski Holds Her Own Tits Again

Fuck, this girl Emily Ratajkowski is really hot. I'm starting to look for her in all these stupid magazines and catalogs. Someday, I'd like to think she could be my girlfriend, but more realistically I'll be the guy grooming her poodle, after I steal it from her backyard... read more

Kendall Jenner In Nothing But a Shrub

You don't just lurch into adult content at eighteen, you need to ease into barely legal sales. If anyone knows the fine line of teenaged girl exploitation it's Kris Jenner. She's taken a few pages out of the book of Brooke Shield's mom who rocketed her daughter to... read more

Michael Bay Did Not Get Beat Up in Hong Kong, According to Michael Bay

First reports came out of the set of Transformers 4 in Hong Kong that Michael Bay got beat up on the set of his own movie by a couple Chinese brothers who shook him down for cash. I think one of the brothers couldn't be drowned and the other couldn't be beheaded or some... read more

No Star On The Hollywood Walk Of Fame For You, Kim Kardashian!

Kim Kardashian won't be getting a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame anytime in the near future. That's because the Hollywood Chamber of Commerce, who decides who gets a star, says that her big ass isn't eligible for immortality. Why? Because she's a fucking reality... read more

Iggy Azalea Goes Topless To Get Noticed

It's getting tougher and tougher to crack the attention market in pop music. Maxim's World's Hottest Platypus Ever set the bar pretty much at getting naked if you want any media coverage for your music. Iggy Azalea figured what the heck. It's not going to be easy for a... read more

Scott Disick Drunk and Disorderly at Fashion Show

We're starting to piece together the evening that Kendall and Kylie Jenner got wasted at a bar. Naturally, it began with their chaperone and unemployed former snowboarder Scott Disick getting loaded at a fashion show and making an ass out of himself. At one point, one... read more

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