Eva Longoria is in Monte Carlo today to promote ‘Desperate Housewives’ during the 52nd Monte Carlo TV Festival, though that was probably obvious as soon as you saw her titty-fucking a giant gold statue with her head. There’s no explanation needed, that says “watch Desperate Houswives” all by itself.
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While Liam Hemsworth is off filming a movie in New Orleans, his fiancé Miley Cyrus spent yesterday in the pool with her friend Cheyne Thomas, and then on her hands and knees while her friend Cheyne Thomas stared at her ass.
Liam probably has nothing to worry about though, because Cheyne spells his name in the queerest way possible, and looks like someone put a pencil in a bathing suit.
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By brendon June 14, 2012 @ 12:55 PM
Chris Brown, literally the least sympathetic ass-whooping victim on earth, had his ass whooped last night in New York after a fight broke out between him and Drake over Rihanna. “Hahaha”, said Everyone.
Rumor has it that Rihanna cheated on Brown with Drake while the two were going out, and the two have been at loggerheads ever since.
Brown (reportedly) tried to bury the hatchet by sending a bottle of champagne to Drake’s table at New York’s WIP nightclub, but the bottle was promptly returned with a message that read “I’m f*ckng the love of your life [Rihanna], deal with it.”
An altercation ensued, during which Drake allegedly punched Chris in the face before “someone” cracked his chin open with a bottle.
And Brown even tweeted the picture of his busted chin above, because, as it turns out, having someone stronger than you beat your ass for no reason kinda sucks. My only issue is that they were at a club and not a Renaissance fair where Drake could have hit Brown with a mace or pulled him apart with horses.
DELIGHTFUL UPDATE – now with pictures of blood on Browns Escalade, and if you didn’t think he deserved to get smashed in the face with a bottle before, please note that he replaced his Cadillac emblem with one of Optimus Prime.
(sorry to disappear yesterday btw. I’ve had some health issues for the past few months and every now and then it really fucks me up)
This is a story from 2007 about Lindsay Lohan hiding alcohol, probably straight vodka, in a water bottle because she thinks people won’t notice as someone gets drunk, seemingly for no reason, right before their eyes. This is a story from 2011 about the same thing, because she was still doing it 4 years later.
And this is a story about her car crash on Friday, because despite 6 trips to rehab and 5 to jail, she’s still “hiding” vodka in water bottles.
…cops confiscated a plastic water bottle from the trunk of the Porsche, and our law enforcement sources tell us the bottle contained alcohol.
It’s not a violation to carry an open container in a trunk, so Lindsay is in the clear. And according to cops she had no alcohol in her system.
That seems very hard to believe. Lindsay couldn’t pass a drug test even if it was true-false.
“Are you drunk?”
“Yes. Wait, shit, NO, I meant to say no.”
The homeless man who had his face chewed off in the Miami Zombie attack last month got up and walked around for the first time today, and I’m gonna level with you; the headline picture has been altered. I used a computer and changed it. He doesn’t really look like that (he looks like this, and it’s graphic and awful and disturbing).
But he is recovering, and doctors described him as “awake and alert”, though if any of them noticed that he looks like Rorschach from ‘Watchmen’ now they didn’t mention it.
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An unnamed source (Kris Jenner) tells Us magazine that Kanye West is completely in love with Kim Kardashian and wants to marry her, just in case you forgot when an unnamed source told Us magazine the same thing 6 weeks ago.
“They’re seriously talking marriage. And yes, she would [accept his proposal].”
But tying the knot isn’t the only thing on (his) mind.
“Kanye says he can’t wait to see her carrying his child,” a source revealed. “He says she will look beautiful pregnant.”
Oh ok. So Kris Jenners’ new planted media story adds that Kanye wants to get Kim pregnant, but also says “they’re seriously talking marriage”, whereas before they were “very serious” and “talking marriage.” The space between the quotes last time really threw me off. What am I, a fucking mind reader?
These are all quotes from an interview Lindsay Lohan did with E! in 2009:
– “I don’t drink, I don’t do drugs and I don’t lie. I love to act and write and be creative, and I want to help people by playing characters that can send a positive message out to whomever may need it.”
– “I’d like to have my own charity, do work overseas, be in Oscar-nominated films, write movies, produce movies/shows/videos, design clothes, make music, write books, etc.”
- “It’s all possible if people would just stop judging me and accusing me and making me out to be this aloof, spoiled, ungrateful and unprofessional person that I am not and could never be.”
Speaking of E!, today they say Lindsay will star with James Deen, who has been in over 1200 porn movies, in “a sex fueled thriller” that was financed on kickstarter called ‘The Canyons’.
So clearly Lindsay was right. People used to say she was a pathological drunk but it was like yelling at a cat, she couldn’t have cared less. She stuck to her guns and now everything she talked about has come to pass.
So, how does Lindsay feel about working with a porn star?
“The appeal of this role for Lindsay is getting to work with Paul Schrader,” the source said. “He’s an amazing filmmaker and it’s an amazing role for her. She couldn’t be happier. Although if she’d had a problem with James Deen, she wouldn’t have pursued the role.”
Actually if anyone is slumming here it’s Deen, if for no other reason than his risk of getting an STD actually just went up.
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Charlize Theron was still hiding her new short haircut yesterday as she took her son Jackson to the doctor in Beverly Hills.
She’ll probably still look great but God only knows what made her do this. I also don’t get why her son is wearing a kint hat in June. It’s like the entire family accidentally got haircuts at the pet groomer one day.
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