Honduras For The Holidays, Who’s With Me?

November 20, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Sometimes it takes the murder of your nation’s Miss World beauty pageant contestant to remind you what kind of crap hole you live in. Miss Honduras Maria Jose Alvarado and her sister went missing after visiting a spa last week in Santa Barbara. No, not the Santa Barbara where Oprah tries to squeeze her feet […]

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Molly Shannon Got New Boobs

November 20, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I don’t know if these are new boobs, but I approve. At fifty and working in Hollywood, you can forget all the nonsense about positive body image and setting examples for young women. You set an example by working. Big knockers never hurt. Now cry about double standards to the flat chested actresses talking about […]

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Pennsatuky Busted And Shit Around The Web

November 20, 2014 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Taryn Manning, the white trash actress that plays the white treash methhead Pennsatucky on Orange is the New Black, was arrested for violating a restraining order against a former friend. I guess this bitch is method. Read all about Manning’s jail troubles. (TMZ) If you like um thick and juicy, here is Serena Williams in […]

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CNN Anchor Advises Women to Bite Cosby’s Dick (VIDEO)

November 19, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Biting an opponent’s dick historically does not pan out well in any conflict setting. CNN Anchor Don Lemon awkwardly and weirdly asked Cosby’s 1969 alleged rape victim why after Cosby moved off her vag and onto her mouth she didn’t just chomp on his cock to make him stop. You — you know, there are […]

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Tallulah Willis Shaved Her Head

November 19, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

People with too much free time will inevitably do wacky shit with their hair. It’s a nod to your soul yearning for any sliver of personal accomplishment. The rehab chicks usually go for the head shave. It’s a solid coif for those who find themselves frequently unwashed and sleeping in puddles of their own vomit. […]

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FEMEN Protestors At The Vatican

November 19, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

You adapt or you die. The FEMEN protestors added coordinated dance moves and miming of Christ on the cross fucking them up their poop traps for their latest Vatican protest. The Pope is not a politician they yelped as onlookers tried to figure out what the fuck they were talking about and if any of […]

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Kylie Jenner’s Rapper Boyfriend Does Her Right

November 19, 2014 | Uncategorized | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Tyga canceled his music appearance at a West Hollywood nightclub because they refused to let his seventeen year old Kardashian girlfriend into the venue. Tyga’s has the fourth lamest fake rapper name ever, made a baby with Kim’s friend Black Chyna and is now not legally banging Kylie Jenner. Hence, girlfriend. I guess the club […]

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Serena Williams Models Lingerie

November 19, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Apparently, there’s a line of women’s underwear made specifically for the ladies who can squat six plates. When my J.J. Watt framed princess undresses for me, I want to see a little sexy bit of commercial construction Spanex and carbon fiber joisted together to keep her delicate features from rupturing her seams. Beating off to […]

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