Scarlett Johansson was mean to Ryan Reynolds

Most people were surprised when Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johansson announced their separation last week, because in their statement, they dropped the N bomb 14 times. Everything was N-word this and N-word that, It Was Ridiculous! But what wasn't surprising was that they were having problems, at least that's what Us magazine says, according to people who worked with Reynolds on the Green Lantern. It was "open on set...read more

Lindsay Lohan assaulted a staff member at Betty Ford

Lindsay Lohan has patiently tried to explain to us that she's a sweet little angel and everyone is mean to her all the time for no reason, and yet we did nothing, and now it's happened again. This time a staff member at Betty Ford actually started a fight with Lindsay, out of nowhere, for no reason whatsoever. It all started when Lindsay left rehab and went to a bar, then broke curfew… The Palm Desert Police...read more

Lady Gaga is fan friendly

Lady Gaga is known for having a good relationship with her fans, but apparently that doesn't mean you're allowed to feel her tits, because she got upset about it yesterday in Paris when one if them did that. In the fans defense, if you don't want people touching you to see if something is real, maybe you shouldn't give them the impression that you might be a ghost from the Titanic. (source = pacific coast news)read more

Tracy Morgan had a kidney transplant

(why would a 42 year old have organs randomly shutting down? maybe the story Jay Mohr told on Opie and Anthony about him and Tracy doing PCP is related in some way) Tracy Morgan has had diabetes since 1996 but, and this is gonna amaze you, but he says he didn't really take it seriously or take care of himself until 2006 when he got sick and almost had his foot amputated. But since then he's turned things around and...read more

Lindsay Lohan is still drinking while in rehab

On October 22nd, Judge Elden Fox went against all common logic and the recommendation of the Los Angeles DA by sending Lindsay Lohan to rehab instead of jail for repeatedly violating her probation after a DUI back in... I don't even know anymore. It seems like 50 years ago. I remember I had to get my parents permission to go online and read the story when it happened, and the internet kept going down when the phone...read more

Black Swan looks like a good movie

One reason why Black Swan got so much attention is because there's a scene where Mila Kunis essentially pounces on Natalie Portman and goes down on her. Another reason was Darren Aronofskys ability to tell a complex story about a downward spiral into madness. But really it was that first one, about lesbians and pussy.read more

Monday morning headlines

TRON - easily won the weekend box office with $43.6 million, which was disappointing considering Disney thought it would make at least 50, but not disappointing considering this movie sucks. (deadline) LINDSAY LOHAN - has moved to a new undisclosed rehab facility because she felt threatened after receiving crank calls at her Betty Ford "sober house". I wonder what the calls said? If they were the ones offering...read more

Cameron Diaz is a GD monster

Do we ever send anyone good down to Mexico? Or is it just fug, out of shape whores like Cameron Diaz (who was there again this weekend with Alex Rodriguez), Jennifer Aniston, Chelsea Handler, Jessica Simpson and Lindsay Lohan? I'm pleasantly surprised they haven't declared war on us at this point. (source = inf daily and splash news online)read more

Kim kardashian wants to be single until 2012

Kim Kardashian has been really disappointing considering she started things off with a sex tape. She'll wear a bikini every now and then or a tight dress, but other than that, nothin. No drama, no controversy, no whorin around. So it makes perfect sense that now she's gonna try to slow things down a bit. Us weekly says... "I've made a promise to myself and I'm really trying hard to stick to it, but I'm such a hopeless...read more

Neil Patrick Harris is cool

Most interviews with actors are boring because most actors are dumb as rocks, and the ones that aren't are usually to scared to say anything even remotely honest or controversial. Neil Patrick Harris is neither of those, and that's why he's actually interesting. So he'll go on his twitter and call another actor a d-bag for not acting like a professional. The only bad side is that Harris is openly gay, yet a more...read more

Brad and Angelina might be getting married. Here.

Every few months there's a story either saying Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are getting married or that they literally hate each other. Today it seems we've landed on... "married"! In Jodhpur, India. Splash says... The couple has apparently chosen their spiritual guru Ram Lal Siyag to supervise their wedding. Siyag and his disciples have neither confirmed nor denied these rumours. Siyag practices Siddha yoga, and is...read more

Julia Stiles denies being a homewrecking whore

(NOTE - this was the only Julia Stiles picture I could find where she wasn't at least a little bit weird looking. that's her in the gray, all the way to the left) In 2002, Michael C. Hall married actress Amy Spanger, whom he met while they starred in the Broadway production of Chicago. A few years later, in 2006, he began working on Dexter. Later that year he divorced Spanger and started dating Dexter co-star Jennifer...read more

Tyler has sexy readers

Santa can just skip me next week, because the final "sexy reader" vote of the year is the best one ever, and it's the best gift I could have asked for. Unless it would have been possible for me to actually bang these girls, which in hindsight would have been much much better, and now I hate these stupid pictures and you can go fuck yourself Santa. This week the vote is between... 1. Lara (who was on the page the other...read more

Demi Lovato seems nice

Some candid pictures of Demi Lovato have leaked online, and if you think you're excited to see her grinding on other girls and licking them, check out the dude who's actually in the room with them. That dude just came in his pants.read more

Megan Fox. in yoga pants.

I don't know who invented yoga pants, but I feel like I should. And schools and banks should be closed on his birthday to honor this great, great man. And if it's December 25th, guess what? Hit the bricks, Jesus. Weren't you actually born in July or something anyway?read more