It’s no secret that Jessica Alba and Cash Warren have had a few rough patches in their marriage, and as everyone knows she had a little girl last year. But now I’m posting pictures of Jessica while pregnant, showing off her naked boobs and ass. Why am I doing this? How did I get these? Does it mean I’m the father of Jessicas baby? Well look, I’m not gonna say I am, I’m not gonna say I’m not, but I mean, hey, think about it. The pictures speak for themselves.
Just a few days ago Kim Kardashian told everyone she was in the studio working on her first record, and now the first single has been leaked online. It would have taken longer but the song is a complete piece of shit, and so it didn’t take a whole lot of time to make. It starts ok (it sounds like robots are fighting) and her voice is okay, but then I started batting a ball of paper back and forth like a kitten so obviously I got pretty bored after that.
DECEPTIVE UPDATE – Kim went on her website and said this isn’t her. “I have never met this guy or worked with this guy, and that is NOT my voice on this song.” See. Told you she said that. I wouldn’t lie to you, bro.
For the second day in a row, there are bikini pictures from a beach in Rio, and for the second day in a row the good ones are a blurry mess. And this time it’s a problem because I actually want to see them. COULD SOMEONE IN RIO PLEASE BUY A FUCKING CAMERA! Take what you were gonna spend on your Virgin Mary back tattoo and buy a good camera. Then go the beach and wait for famous girls in bikinis. You’ll be rich, I swear.
You may be thinking of skipping this video, but in the end Hulk Hogan takes his cock out in front of his daughter, so why on earth would you want to.
Halle Berry was seen yesterday in heavy prosthetics on her face and chest while filming scenes for ‘Truth or Dare’, which, thankfully, is a comedy.
WARNING: the comments section is about to set race relations back 50 years. And honestly it’s hard to blame them. Is she about to boil Bugs Bunny in a pot? WTF is this?
90210 star Jessica Lowndes is in the new FHM, and she sort of looks like a young Jennifer Connelly here. Except Jennifer Connelly took her clothes off a lot when she was younger. It’s called sharing Jessica. Stop being so stuck up.
Fergie hit the beach in Rio today, and luckily most of the pictures are sort of blurry so thats good. That’s when Fergie looks her best. If the pictures are clear you notice how old and dry and leathery she looks. I bet her vag looks like the tunnel Indiana Jones went down to get that gold idol in Raiders.
At first it seems like Meg Ryan is crying in these pictures, but then things get really uncomfortable when you realize she’s not. She’s just walking around New York today making a bunch of dumb faces. Is she telling a sad story? Did she taste something bitter? Or take some medicine? This is why I take all medicines rectally. I don’t have to, it’s just a nice little treat.
(source = pacific coast)