Lady Gaga Remains A Rebel

Lady Gaga struggled to seem counterculture last night in Times Square while executing a major H&M corporate promotion coordinated with the release of her ArtPop album. It's such a coup d'état for us to be in such a corporate environment. Easy there, Che Guevara with... read more

138 Water Shoots Getting Better

The 138 Water cult decided to step up their game for their seventy-ninth photo shoot by getting Playboy Cybergirl Dani Mathers to take her top off. I guess it works. I'm kind of thirsty and I sure do want to look stylish with my innovative Cool Blue bottle that looks... read more

Alec Baldwin Banishes the Word 'Cocksucker' From His Vocabulary

There's no end to the manner in which Alec Baldwin is able to devour education and knowledge and translate it into evolved and progressive thought. For instance, one of his dear gay friends, Rich Ferraro, let Alec know that cocksucker can be seen as an anti-homosexual... read more

This Is So Much Better, Miley Cyrus

Earlier this week, Miley Cyrus made half of the country spit out its coffee in disbelief when she told the BBC that she considers herself to be "one of the biggest feminists in the world." Maybe that's why she dressed so conservatively for the Bambi Awards in Berlin last... read more

Chris Brown Is Already Done With Anger Rehab

Singer Chris Brown checked himself into rehab on October 29 after he was accused of assaulting a man in Washington DC, and he had agreed to voluntarily spend up to three months as a patient at a Malibu facility in order to get to the bottom of his rage and violence... read more

Courtney Stodden Admitted She Doesn't Read

On today's episode of Bethenny, two women desperate for attention will pretend like they give a shit what the other has to say, as Bethenny Frankel scored the tell-all interview with Courtney Stodden that nobody wants to hear. In the preview clips for the show, Courtney... read more

Alec Baldwin Falls Victim to a Vast Right Wing Cocksucking Conspiracy

Alec Baldwin wants the world to know he's friend to gays and all woodland mammals. The fact that Alec sometimes lets loose a homophobic slur in no way impedes his ability to be an ardent LGBT supporter. He's so hardcore about LGBT rights that he named his child Carmen.... read more

Rob Ford Denies Eating Staffer Pussy (VIDEO)

You know all those jackasses that whine about politicians never telling the truth. You don't want to know the truth, not when it comes to Toronto Mayor Rob Ford who just says whatever the hell is on his mind. He could be the first honest politician, or maybe it's just... read more

Bar Refaeli In Lingerie For Pick Up Magazine

The last time I dug for information on an obscure magazine, I ended up with a two year subscription to Asian Mud Flaps. It did have a surprisingly strong culinary section. I'm not willing to research Pick Up magazine. For now, let's just call it the best magazine ever... read more

Lady Gaga Angry That Glamour Tried to Make Her Not So Fugly

Lady Gaga has balls. I think that's figurative. Even while winning some big award from Glamour Magazine she was blasting the journal for photoshopping the shit out of her photos to make her look picture perfect. 'I do not look like this when I wake up in the morning.' No... read more

Kim Kardashian Upped the Ass Ante

I'm not sure when the International Seamstress Awards are, but somebody needs to win the Golden Singer for figuring out how to pack Kim Kardashian's ass into this skirt without splitting it asunder. It's like watching a cat wiggle through an impossibly tiny hole, if that... read more

Brandi Glanville Said Joanna Krupa's Pussy Smells

Girl fights without hair pulling or makeup sex are inherently uninteresting. But sober living challenged Brandi Glanville decided to go the ultimate below the belt blow on fellow Real Housewives cast member Joanna Krupa by saying that she heard from a dude Joanna slept... read more

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