Modern Family’s Sarah Hyland has grown up and out right before our eyes. Here she is hanging out with some friends in bikinis. She seems to be getting very friendly with one of those girlfriends too. Sarah is totally... READ MORE

The Kardashians are hailing the return of their lone male member with a male member Rob Kardashian and how amazing his left arm looks after almost a year away at angry fat camp where social media is strictly verboten.... READ MORE

Bella Hadid is practicing the old school female empowerment where you get paid to flash your ass in a bikini. That gender labels hurt my chakra pop-up philosophy is unnecessarily complicated while the cheesecake shots only require you to... READ MORE

Kristen Stewart pained herself to dress up and almost force a smile for the Venice Film Festival. People in Europe get spoiled emo better than we do here in the U.S. Embrace Angry Bella, Italy. Embrace her and keep... READ MORE

The dentist who lured, shot, skinned, and beheaded Cecil the Lion is returning to his practice after an extended vacation hiding beneath a coffee table at an undisclosed Minneapolis motel. Hunting famous lions doesn’t pay for itself. I have... READ MORE

Heidi Klum posted a picture of her ass being spanked by The Naughty Spoon, presumably in the strong hands of her young boyfriend. There was no explanation as to what Heidi had done to deserve the whack, though it... READ MORE

Only those who’ve gone beast mode on Khloe Kardashian have been privy to the ‘Daddy’ tattoo she had put above her ass crack in honor of her dad who died because God couldn’t believe he invented anything that could... READ MORE

Taylor Swift is taking heat from people she will someday own as human pets for her Wildest Dream music video which depicts a romantic fantasy she has of Africa without any black people. Lake Victoria is lovely in the... READ MORE

Caitlyn Jenner told lesbian super friend Ellen that she’s not really down with gay marriage. At best she’s like, “meh” about it. It takes a lot of balls to admit that. I’d keep them if you can. Watch Caitlyn... READ MORE

This week’s podcast was halted temporarily when our sound engineer was kidnapped during a Mexican vacation. Were we supposed to pay the two grand to get him back? I don’t know. No habla espanol if you know what I’m... READ MORE