Paris Hilton walked the red carpet at the Grammys last night, and holy crap she got skinny. Not that it matters. I can't keep track of all the different looks and styles shes had over the years, but they never work, she's still fug as hell. At this point her best bet would be to kill herself and roll the dice with reincarnation.
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WTF. Multiple sources have reported that R&B superstar Chris Brown surrendered to police last night and was charged with a felony after he allegedly struck an unidentified woman during a fight early Sunday morning, but now Fox News is saying that woman was his girlfriend, Rihanna. Both Brown and Rihanna were set to perform at the Grammys last night but both pulled out. Brown has posted a 50,000 bail and is now free. Fox says…
According to sources and a Los Angeles Police Department report, at about 12:30 a.m. Sunday, Brown and a woman got into an argument in a rented Lamborghini after the pair left the pre-Grammy gala at the Beverly Hilton. Brown stopped the car in upscale Los Angeles neighborhood Hancock Park, the two got out, and the argument escalated.
A witness called 911 and a woman with visible injuries identified Chris Brown as her attacker. Brown had already left the scene by the time authorities arrived.
Fox and Fame Images are the only one I can find who say Rihanna is the "unidentified woman". Which is noteworthy because she looked fine last night, about 18 hours after the incident, so maybe it wasn't her. Here's a really tight shot of her face, and I can't see any bruises. Although searching for a black eye on Rihanna really just sounds like the set up to a racist joke, doesn’t it?
UPDATE – okay so I'm a dolt. it was like 5 in the morning when i put these up, and i was sleepy, but it would seem these are from Saturday night, NOT Sunday, therefore before the incident.
I couldn't even guess how Brooke Hogan managed to get on the red carpet for the Grammys, but whatever. Do we know for a fact that this is a woman? I remember some bikini pictures from like two summers ago where the front of her bottoms looked oddly full. If that wasn't a penis, then her vagina must look like something you'd see hanging out of an alligators mouth.
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So earlier (here) I was saying how Carrie Underwood normally looks super hot but didn’t Saturday night. But then, here, in these pictures a day later, she looked fantastic. So see, I was right. I'm amazing!
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Kelly Clarkson has eaten herself out of the career she could have had, but Clive Davis has remained loyal to her. This can only mean two things. One, her voice is too good to ignore. Two, he’s planning to harvest her organs because he’s 190 years old.
I made up the second one but how awesome would it be if that was it.
I didn’t watch the Grammys because they have a long history of never doing anything right and also there was a James Bond marathon on Starz, but Radiohead did kick ass when they performed with the USC marching band. USC probably thinks they’re pretty cool right now, but you know how many BCS trophies they have? One. You know how many LSU has. That’s right baby, two. Suck on that USC!
Deadmau5 was on the Grammy red carpet too. Oh yes. That’s right. Deadmau5. Why do I suddenly feel 900 years old.
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Carrie Underwood is super hot, but something was off when she went to the pre-Grammy party for Clive Davis. I can't quite put my finger on it. But I will. I'll stare at these pictures until I figure it out. I try to think of hot girls as an opponent, as prey, and only through intense study can I learn how to take them down.
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