Porn Actors with The AIDS Want You to Be Safe

The smell of thrice fried mingus has been noticeably absent from the still summer air the past several weeks in Los Angeles as porn filming has been on hiatus since stars Cameron Bay and Rod Daily came back positive on HIV tests. At a press conference held by The AIDS... read more

Dina Lohan May Soon Be Homeless

Useless sack of stage mom shit Dina Lohan may soon lose her home to foreclosure. It seems that Dina forgot to pay the mortgage on her Long Island house. She's fallen behind on house payments before, maybe because she just sits on her ass fanning her chocha and living off... read more

Snooki's Own Tits Disgust Her

I'm not sure why Snooki picked just her tits, but apparently the little marmot is disgusted by her own boobs since giving birth to her first bastard baby last year. My boobs are disgusting. My boobs are hanging, my boobs got so big. You can't see now because I have a bra... read more

Sophie Simmons In a Bikini

Sophie Simmons is growing up big. Fast, I meant to say fast, fuck. Now Gene Simmons is going to Krav Maga the shit out of my neck. As long as I'm going down, I might as well point out that his daughter has a sweet mons. Fuck. Hammerfist. Photo Credit: Splash [gallery... read more

Woman Stabs Boyfriend For Playing The Eagles

A woman in South Carolinastabbed her boyfriend for listening to The Eagles. It seems that Vernett Bader, (she's single now, boys), was watching TV when her live-in boyfriend started playing the fucking Eagles. She asked him to turn it down and he didn't. Don Henley's... read more

It Won't Be Long Now Until Miranda Kerr Is Single

I guess Orlando Bloom was a thing for the ladies when he was swashbuckling in Pirates, now he's doing Romeo and Juliet on Broadway and putting around town with his motorcycle helmet pretending that his hot wife is not soon to be banging another man. I might be reading... read more

Olivia Wilde In The October Issue Of Allure

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Sky Ferreira and Pretty Boyfriend In a Shitload of Trouble

I don't remember much about Sky Ferreira, except she had some weird kid singer relationship with Michael Jackson. Weird because she's a girl I mean. Either way, every alumnus of Neverland Ranch eventually seems to find their way into hardcore drugs. Like Sky and her... read more

Jon Gosselin Is a Happy Waiter

Jon Gosselin is now waiting tables to try to pay the rent on his crappy cottage in the woods. It's his rundown fortress of solitude where he's hiding from his horrid ex-wife and bill collectors. But he's happy. Because even a big dick like Jon Gosselin is still a man,... read more

Tara Reid Looked Kind Of Normal Again

Tara Reid is a 37-year old with a history of hard partying, so obviously her best days are behind her and we've definitely seen some of her worst days already. But when she showed up to the Legends Beyond event in Beverly Hills last night with her boyfriend (not pictured... read more

Behati Prinsloo Models Victoria's Secret Lingerie

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Selena Gomez's Russian Shows Canceled Because Putin Hates The Gays

Pop singer and former Justin Bieber penis pocket Selena Gomez was supposed to be playing two huge shows in Russia next Monday and Wednesday, but now it seems that her week has just opened up. Russian officials denied her visa this week, thus canceling her shows because... read more