Kate Beckinsale is good at this

Kate Beckinsale ran some errands in some little denim shorts and fuck-me heels yesterday, and it was a good example of how she pulls this look off better than any other girl in Hollywood. Because other than that her outfit was pretty conservative and she looked beautiful. She's sexy without looking desperate. It's like a slutty shampoo commercial. (image source = pacific coast) [gallery...

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Blake Lively needs to slow down

Like all of you, I'm constantly worried that Hollywood actors don't take enough vacations, so it was a huge relief to see Blake Lively in the French countryside yesterday, at the Hotel du Cap in Cap d'Antibes, for the Chanel Cruise Collection fashion show. I bet the other 12 people on earth who can afford these clothes will buy with confidence knowing that they've been Blake Lively approved. (image source = inf and ...

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Sarah Jessica Parker is trying to end poverty

Sarah Jessica Parker went to a party last night for the Robin Hood Foundation, a charity whose goal is to end poverty. Because she's very concerned. She cares a lot. But before that she put on some fist-sized diamond earrings and picked out a jewel encrusted crocodile-skin bag, then teased her hair up like she was in Poison and/or the ThunderCats. Then she went to the party. Then she went home. "If only there was...

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Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver have split

Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver first met in 1977, had their first date in 1982, got married in 1986, and had four kids. Which is probably why they're getting a divorce now. Jesus Christ, enough already. As the LA Times first reported last night... Former Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger and his wife, Maria Shriver, have separated, with Shriver moving out of their Brentwood mansion while the two determine the next...

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its Ryan Seacrests girlfriend and not Ryan Seacrest

Ryan Seacrests girlfriend Julianne Hough was on the beach in Miami over the weekend in a sexy little bikini, rubbing oil on some guy who was not Ryan Seacrest. After that she no doubt spent the rest of the weekend getting sodomized by that guy, and then blowing him, and then getting sodomized some more. She must like it! What a slut!(*) Don't even deny it, Julianne Hough, the pictures say it all; you're a lying no...

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the Justin Bieber vs Marg Helgenberger war rages on

Last week, 'CSI' star Marg Helgenberger gave an interview on French radio, and it turns out that she and I agree; Justin Bieber is kind of a dick. Though her opinion is based on first hand experience, mine almost entirely on spite. "Justin Bieber wasn't bad," Helgenberger explained of her 17-year old costar. "He had never acted before. I shouldn't be saying this, but he's kind of a brat. He was actually very nice to...

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Whitney Houston is in rehab

Whitney Houston has been drinking and doing drugs for about 20 years now, and she's been in rehab twice, once in 2004 and again a year later, but apparently she still has a problem. So with that in mind she is now… A) turning herself over to experts and following their every order to address a problem that is obviously out of her control. or... B) doing the absolute minimum, because that should be good enough. Ok now...

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Monday headlines, with X Factor and secret Avenger endings

PAULA ABDUL - has officially signed on to reunite with Simon Cowell and be the fourth judge on 'the X Factor', because what the hell else is she gonna do. (thr) THORS END CREDITS - had the fourth clip building up to next summers 'the Avengers', (the first 3 from 'Iron Man', 'Iron Man 2' and 'the Incredible Hulk' are above and here) but what does it mean? For one it means I was trapped in the center of the row for the...

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Eyes up here, Mickey

Vanessa Hudgens went to the 'Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides' premiere at Disneyland on Saturday night, in a dress that mostly distracted everyone from the bucket of makeup she was wearing. Even Mickey Mouse, who later had to awkwardly explain to some kids that now would not be a good time to sit in his lap for a picture. (image source = getty) [gallery...

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Jessica Simpson is freezing and/or really hot

Jessica Simpson, her fiance Eric Johnson, her sister Ashlee and Ashlees son Bronx, sat down for a photo shoot on Saturday in Beverly Hills, where it must have been really hot below three feet and really chilly above that. Later, rain clouds formed around Jessicas waist when the two fronts collided. (image source = flynet) [gallery ids="788331,788341,788351,788361,788371,788381,788391"]

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Friday headlines, with Lindsay Lohan and green ooze

THE DARK KNIGHT RISES - had it's first day of filming today in India, and already there are mysterious pictures from the set showing a green ooze. And the internet is all, "Is that the Lazarus Pit? Is Ra's al Ghul in this? That's so stupid, that doesn't fit the canon, this is Batman in real life! This movie sucks, I hate it!" (latino review) WHITNEY HOUSTONS DAUGHTER - was arrested for possession of alcohol (she's 18)...

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Rose McGowan knows how to workout

Rose McGowan went to a gym near her home in Studio City this morning, and just so it's clear, as long as actresses and models with hot asses continue to wear yoga pants, I'll continue to pretend like it's news. (image source = fame) [gallery ids="787941,787951,787961,787971,787981,787991"]

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LeAnn Rimes is still stalking her husbands ex

Seemingly lost on LeAnn Rimes is that Eddie Cibrian divorced Brandi Glanville to be with her, because over the past few months she has essentially turned herself into Brandi. From her weight to her tits to her wedding, even to her twitter pics, LeAnn has done everything she can to become, in a very real and terrifying sense, her husbands ex wife. And now you can add this to the list. E! says... Despite having no kids...

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Lindsay Lohan is a scientologist now

It was weird when the producer of the John Gotti movie talked about how great Lindsay Lohan was and that he was really excited about hiring her, but then said it wasn't gonna happen, right before it did. Well the National Enquirer says that's because even that shitty looking project knew enough to not trust her, but changed their minds when stars John Travolta and his wife Kelly Preston promised to look after her....

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Nic Cage is in big trouble in New Orleans. jk lol!

Look, I was born and raised right outside New Orleans, and I love Louisiana more than anything, but New Orleans is a complete shithole. 20 percent of it is beautiful and charming. 80 percent of it is dirty and terrifying, and those parts are literally blocks away from the nice parts. You're never out of stray bullet range. It's only fun if you like the adrenaline rush that comes after running for your life. One reason...

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