Daryl Hannah was in Winnsboro, Texas, this weekend, to form a human shield and block the construction of the Keystone XL oil pipeline. And it worked and the crew went home and no one ever built an oil pipeline again. The End.
Oh wait no. Sorry. I just assumed that’s how it would end. But it turns out she was arrested and the crew went right back to work. For some reason her human shield didn’t work. Maybe because actual shields have lots of metal and are very strong, whereas Daryl Hannah has lots of fleas and isn’t even a little bit bulldozer proof.
The ‘Robocop’ re-make filmed some more scenes in Toronto over the weekend, and true to their word, there is a half robot, half police officer.
Directed by the very capable José Padilha (‘Elite Squad‘), it stars the terrific Joel Kinnaman (Detective KFed on ‘The Killing’) and a cast way way better than a movie with such a stupid premise deserves, including Samuel L. Jackson, Jackie Earle Haley, Michael Keaton, and Gary Oldman, who was probably told that this is another Batman movie.
Much like Justin Bieber last week, Lady Gaga threw up on stage during a concert in Barcelona last night. But unlike Bieber, she didn’t scurry off like a little girl. She kept right on with her concert. I’ll just have to use more poison next time, I guess.
According to Forbes, Adam Sandler has made $132,000,000 in just the past 3 years(*), so he could be an overbearing jackass like Jim Carey if he wanted and people would put up with it but he’s not. He’s modest and approachable and totally normal.
Case in point: a post on reddit yesterday had this picture of Sandler meeting fans in Boston where a little kid gave him a Tyngsboro Lacrosse t-shirt. Not only did Sandler keep it, but he actually wore it. And not in front of the kid out of obligation like when you wear clothes your mom gave you for Christmas, but back home in LA.
For someone in Hollywood, that’s amazing. Remember what a cunt Madonna was when someone gave her the wrong kind of flowers? That’s way more typical. If the kid had given that shirt to Lindsay she only would have kept it to plant in the next house she robbed to throw cops off her trail.
It’s that – time – of year – again, when the persnickety queers at Esquire go on Google Trends to find a popular actress and pretend as if they like girls for more than shoe shopping and gossip. It’s the 2012 Sexiest Woman Alive, the winner is Mila Kunis, and as always, the article is as creepy as a priest gently brushing your face with the back of his hand.
“A brief encounter with the most beautiful, opinionated, talkative, and funny movie star that we’ve all known since she was nine.”
I FUCKING HAVE NOT! And I looked it up, I doubt anyone else has either, so there’s no reason on earth this “sexy” article should be talking about a 9 year old. God it’s like getting a valentine from Jerry Sandusky. And that’s how it starts. Here’s how it ends:
“It’s 10:30 now and she wants to take a walk. She’s a little hungry, and it’s a beautiful night, and no one even knows she’s here.”
Oh Jesus Christ. Please tell me someone has seen Mila Kunis in the past few days. This sounds less like an interview and more like a real-time confession.
‘A Good Day To Die Hard’ doesn’t have a very good director, or writer, or premise (John McClane goes to Russia to save his son), so it will probably be terrible, but the trailer is ok, and Bruce Willis is always good, and it at least it has Julia Snigir unzipping her jacket on a motorcycle. It will be interesting to see what her name looks like on the movie poster. Spacing is very important with this one. The last thing you want is for JULIA SNIGIR to look like JULIAS NIGIR.
In the season premiere of ‘Iconoclasts’ this Tuesday on the Sundance Channel, performance artist Marina Abramovic will cover James Franco’s “naked body in gold leaves, transforming him into a living sculpture reminiscent of a deity.” Or someone that passed out and had nachos smeared on them. It might be that. Especially if she sharpies “COCK GOES HERE” on his face with an arrow pointing at his mouth.
Ever since those fat pictures of Lady Gaga were published, she’s revealed that she’s been bulimic and anorexic since she was 15, posted pictures in her underwear and topless, and today she walked around the town of Juan les Pins, France, in tiny shorts and a bra with a spring in her step and a positive energy. She’s slayed that dragon called “eating” and let her eating disorders work their magic. It’s a real success story.