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Stephanie Seymour is busty

Stephanie Seymour is still on Saint-Barth and still in a bikini, and obviously she's heavier than she used to be, but hey, "titties are titties" as President Obama likes to say. Yesterday she was on Saline Beach with her husband Peter Brant and their family, but these pictures are mostly her with her little girl. So they're a dream come true if you have one of two very specific sexual interests. Weirdo. (image source...read more

Thursday afternoon headlines

DARREN ARONOFSKY - will no longer direct the Wolverine sequel, stating that it would keep him in Japan for over a year, and he didn't want to be apart from his family for that long. Also Japan glows in the dark now. (e.w.) THE X FACTOR - has found their first judge to join Simon Cowell, and its LA Reid, arguably the most powerful man in music. While chairmen of Island Def Jam Records (he resigned today to take this...read more

Sandra Bullock gave $1,000,000 to Japan

Sandra Bullock is no stranger to giving millions to those in need; she donated $1,000,000 to charities after 9/11, after the Indonesian Tsunami, after Hurricane Katrina, and after the earthquake in Haiti, so it's no surprise that she's now written another million dollar check in the aftermath of the devastating earthquake and tsunami in Japan. CNN says... It is the largest celebrity donation to the Red Cross to be...read more

Mel Gibson is photogenic

Mel Gibson turned himself in to the El Segundo police department last night to be booked after his no contest plea last week, and here's his totally-not-a-crazy-guy mugshot. The real story took place seconds after this was taken, because when the bulb flashed he was startled and grew angry, then jumped up on his chair and hissed like a threatened monkey. True Story!read more

Stephanie Seymour is disappointing

Stephanie Seymour is back on Saint Barthelemy (does this chick have a home), and it's really disappointing to see one of the worlds top supermodels turn into someone that couldn't even headline a MILF porn. If we had sex I wouldn't know if she collapsed because I was so good or because she was dizzy from hunger. (image source = inf daily)read more

Jennifer Love Chewitt keeps getting fatter

Please tell me there's someone else under that dress. (image source = pacific coast)read more

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Charlie Sheens $100,000,000 lawsuit isn't going so well

Rest assured that CBS and Warner Brothers had absolutely no desire to fire Charlie Sheen from Two and a Half Men and destroy the number one sitcom on television. They stuck with him when he allegedly tried to murder his wife and kidnapped a prostitute, but his increasingly bizarre behavior eventually left them no choice. Sheen of course feels they were just out to get him, for no reason, so he decided to sue for...read more

Rebecca Black is top 100 on itunes

On Thursday, no one had any idea who Rebecca Black was. On Friday, her video had 40,000 views on youtube. 5 days later it has 9.7 million, and has even cracked the top 100 on iTunes, ahead of songs by Katy Perry, My Chemical Romance, Justin Bieber and Rihanna, all for a song that people are only listening to because it's so astounding awful and everything bad about current pop music. Rolling Stone says... Rebecca...read more

Katie Holmes is a bad mom

The Daily Mail says today that Katie Holmes was out with Suri, who is 4, at a restaurant called Serendipity 3 in New York last night, and on the way out Suri picked up a box of gummi penises. The box features cartoon like drawings of male genitalia, and unsurprisingly Suri seemed somewhat captivated by the brightly coloured packaging which contained penis-shaped jelly sweets. Katie seemed as oblivious to adult candy...read more

Kate Beckinsale is back for 'Underworld 4'

The first 3 Underworld movies have only made around $300 million, total, (1, 2, 3) yet for some reason they're making a fourth, this time in 3D, but at least they got Kate Beckinsale back in the lead (she was in 1 and 2 but not 3) and back in her skin tight outfits. If there's one universal truth about fighting, no matter what kind of monster you may be, is that it's hard to do when you have an erection. (image source...read more

Hermione is a model now

Emma Watson is the new face for Lancome cosmetics, so if you want to look young and youthful, like you're 20, you should buy their stuff. It also helps if you're actually 20, like Emma. Last night she shot her first campaign in Paris, the theme being, "prostitutes I would drive past at first to see what my options were."read more

Ciara is here to help

These aren't the greatest pictures of Ciara ever taken, but average pictures of her getting a pedicure yesterday in Beverly Hills, in little shorts that show off her perfect legs, are still better than the best pictures of Ke$ha. Granted I've been in love with Ciara ever since this. This must be why they only have girls work in pedicure shops because if a girl this hot put her feet out, the temptation to push them...read more

Vanessa Hudgens is upset about her naked pictures

This kind of thing would probably just go away if she werent so quick to acknowledge it, since all that does is confirm it that it really is her, but an attorney for Vanessa Hudgens says she's upset about the new round of naked pictures that leaked yesterday, more pictures from the same set she took 4 years ago. "Vanessa is deeply upset and angered that these old photos, which were taken years ago, continue to...read more

Selena Gomez is getting better at this

Selena Gomez was on the Late Show With David Letterman yesterday, and I'm sort of amazed that she wore this sexy lace top and short little skirt. She's normally so conservative. It's one of the things she and her boyfriend Justin Bieber have in common. They're both daddies little girl. (image source = inf daily)read more

Tony Hawk is sleeping with his best friends wife, pt. 2

Over a month ago, on February 8th, to be exact, I mentioned that Tony Hawk was getting divorced for the third time because he's having an affair with the wife of his lifelong friend and business partner Matt Goodman. And today Page Six comfirms that I do, on very rare occasions, know what I'm talking about, or more accurately that I know how to open email. Wealthy skateboarding legend Tony Hawk dumped his third wife,...read more