Science And The Average American Dick

Scientists have crunched the numbers and found that the average American dick size is 5.6 inches long. The cockologists compiled the data using a group of over 1600 men and discovered that American men mostly fall right in the middle of the spectrum. The longest dong... read more

Asiana Airlines Drops Lawsuit Over Fake Pilot Names

Go figure. Asiana Airlines has changed its tune. They are now accepting KTVU's on-air apology as enough to cancel their defamation lawsuit. It may or may not have to do with the sudden realization of how fucking stupid they looked to everybody else on the planet. Or,... read more

Naya Rivera Plays Strip Poker With Herself

Naya Rivera is the obligatory sexy Latina on that TV show Glee that I mostly have to know about now since Cory Monteith overdosed in Vancouver. She seems to be doing far better than Cory at the moment. Though with the amount of photoshopping in this Complex magazine... read more

Shailene Woodley Poses Topless For Interview Magazine

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Emma Roberts Beat Up Her Effeminate Boyfriend

The first thing you notice when you meet almost any Hollywood actor is just how tiny they are compared to how you imagined. Ninety-percent of actors come out at about 5'7 to 5'9 and about 140 lbs. It's then you realize you could kick your favorite TV actor's ass pretty... read more

Rihanna In 'Slutz' Tank

I could look it up, but I'm guessing Slutz is some designer's parody attempt to 'take back' the term colloquially used to degrade promiscuous women and turn it into a female 'sex-positive' statement. Like when girls started wearing Playboy logos. Or proudly took the term... read more

Chris Brown Partied With Playboy Models (VIDEO)

On one hand, it's probably the least surprising revelation of the year that when told Monday that his probation was revoked and that he'd have to appear in court in August to face possible jail time, Chris Brown went and partied at the Playboy Mansion one night later. I... read more

Snooki Has Almost Finished Imploding

Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi and Jenni "JWoWW" Farley were among the guests of honor at Self Magazine's Rock the Summer party at Kiss and Fly in New York City, and it's just remarkable how different these two look from their days as the stars of MTV's The Jersey Shore. It... read more

Heidi Klum Might Not Have Any Nipples

If there's one thing that Heidi Klum loves more than being a world famous super model earning more money in a month than most people in Detroit will earn in their lives, it's almost showing her tits on Twitter. But as I've become quite the fan of her semi-nude efforts in... read more

Asiana Airlines Horribly Wrong Attorney Naming Contest For Money

Update 7/17: Seeing as how Asiana dropped their lawsuit suddenly, this contest is ending at 3pm Pacific today. Get your entries in now, lazy ass mofo. When I think about how much trouble I'm going to get in for this, I get very happy. Given that Asian Airlines is now... read more

Alexis Bellino In A Bikini

The more Bravo trots out middle-aged drunks with plastic surgery scars for their reality shows, the more I realize their survey data shows this is what appeals to gay men and their older female BFFs. These folks will occasionally try argue with straight men that they... read more

Cory Monteith Toxicology: Heroin and Alcohol

It comes as absolutely zero surprise that Cory Monteith died from a drug overdose. Or just drugs I guess. They like to use the word overdose as if there's some standardly approved dose of heroin to put in your body. Which is the drug they found in Cory Monteith's body in... read more