Jean-Claude Van Dammes daughter is kinda hot

By brendon June 05, 2012 @ 1:06 PM


Jean-Claude Van Damme has been bringing his 21-year-old daughter Bianca Bree along on his press tour to promote ‘the Expendables 2’, which is good for her because she’s an aspiring actress, and good for us because she dresses slutty.

Hopefully he’s already taught her everything he knows about Hollywood, which is that literally any problem can be solved with karate, doing a split on the furniture, and dropping her towel with her naked ass facing the camera.

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Naturally, Lindsay Lohans boob fell out of her dress again

By brendon June 05, 2012 @ 9:00 AM


While on the first day of filming on her Lifetime movie yesterday, Lindsay Lohans boobs repeatedly fell out of the top of her dress, and it’s amazing how this has never happened to the overwhelming majority of actresses in Hollywood, yet it happens to Lindsay constantly. She must think she’s still auditioning for the part, because later she put a condom on the director using just her mouth.

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Michelle Hunziker is back doing whatever it is she does

By brendon June 04, 2012 @ 6:20 PM


Swiss actress and model Michelle Hunziker spent yet another day on Miami beach today, this time with her boyfriend Tomaso Trussardi. This guy. Thankfully, on every full moon, Michelle washes her vagina with a potion made from wolfsbane to keep his sinister urges at bay.

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Its blurry Scarlett Johansson in a bikini

By brendon June 04, 2012 @ 5:26 PM


Scarlett Johansson and Busy Philipps spent a little time by the pool in bikinis while in Montecito this weekend for Drew Barrymores wedding, and even though the picture quality here isn’t great, by the time you make it to the pictures of Busy you won’t mind anymore, and if anything you’ll wish they were much much blurrier.

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You won’t believe your eyes; Lindsay Lohan IS Elizabeth Taylor

By brendon June 04, 2012 @ 4:53 PM


Filming began today for the Lifetime movie “Liz and Dick”, starring Lindsay Lohan as Elizabeth Taylor, and as you can see Lindsay has transformed herself from Lindsay Lohan to Lindsay Lohan in an old fashioned swimsuit. The end result is something slightly worse than if they’d made an animatronic Elizabeth Taylor.

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Gwyneth Paltrow tweeted about Kanye and Jay Z in Paris

By brendon June 04, 2012 @ 4:15 PM


Kanye West and Jay Z brought their ‘Watch the Throne’ tour to Paris over the weekend, a city fancy enough to attract their friend Gwyneth Paltrow, and since subtly isn’t really their thing, they performed ‘Niggas in Paris’ 11 times. And at some point, Paltrow made note of this.

Keeping in mind that Gwyneth Paltrow is an idiot, that probably took a while, like Homer hearing “Dental plan!” “Lisa needs braces.” in his head over and over. Except in this case it was Paltrow with a blank look on her face hearing the voices of a doorman and Jay Z.

“Bonjour, madame!”
“Got my niggas in Paris.”
“Bonjour, madame!”
“Got my niggas in Paris.”
“Bonjour, madame!”
“Got my niggas in Paris.”

Until eventually Paltrow gasped out loud and quickly fumbled for her phone to share her astounding tweet-worthy observation.

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Russell Brand mocked Katy Perry. Apparently.

By brendon June 04, 2012 @ 3:14 PM

According to AOL and the Huffington Post, Russell Brand mocked Katy Perry during his monologue at the MTV Movie Awards, with exclamation marks thankfully included to indicate the things that are supposed to be jokes.

Brand also made jokes about his short-lived marriage to pop star Katy Perry through Kanye West and Kim Kardashian.
“(And if after recent events you think it’s hypocritical of me to joke about a celebrity beating up a paparazzi), wait until you see what I have to say about celebrities with short-lived marriages!”

And as you would know if you’ve ever seen Russell Brand on stage, he had absolutely nothing to say about short-lived marriages.

“Kanye storming the stage the last time I hosted took a lot of pressure off me, and Kim’s record-breaking short marriage also took pressure off me. Cheers.”

Please believe me when I tell you that nothing was left out and that was the entire joke.

Brand and Perry met at the MTV Video Music Awards in September of 2009.
“The last time I hosted I did marry someone who was there, so I’m keeping my eyes open for a new wife tonight,” Brand said, before shouting, “Fassbender!”

Oh well Michael Fassbender would make a fine wif-WAIT HUH?!? But he is not a lady, you cannot marry him! Oh, Russell, you’ve done it again, you madcap jester!

its the MTVMA ‘Dark Knight Rises’ trailer

By brendon June 04, 2012 @ 2:17 PM

It’s still almost two months until we can see The Dark Knight Rises (July 20), but Christopher Nolan was at the MTV Movie Awards last night to introduce what was essentially a new trailer, at least half of which was all new footage with Catwoman and Batman setting up how scary Bane is. At least to people who refuse to carry guns.