A student at Texas State University which only previously existed in football movies where they need fake college names refused a police breathalyzer in the parking lot outside a Waka Flocka concert. She was slapped with a DWI and... READ MORE

A video posted by Kylie Jenner Snapchats (@kylizzlesnapchats) on Sep 4, 2015 at 2:53am PDT Kylie Jenner and Tyga are now posting G-rated bedtime videos of their at home evenings. Kylie is putting on a bedtime facial mask while... READ MORE

As is the natural progression of topless models to actress, Emily Ratajkowski is now insisting that the Blurred Lines video that made her famous is the ‘bane of her existence’. When anyone comes up to me about ‘Blurred Lines,’ I’m... READ MORE

It’s hard to believe Stephen Baldwin made something worthwhile. The skateboarding for Jesus and the absurdist drunken soliloquies I buy. This chick is pretty majestic. Her familiarity with Greek tragedy and genetics might be slight enough that she is... READ MORE

The Kentucky county clerk refusing to provide marriage licenses to gay couples was thrown in jail by a Federal judge for violating the Supreme Court ruling that got everybody who is a super good person to rainbow their Facebook... READ MORE

Scarlett Johansson moved on from Ryan Reynolds to marry a Ryan Reynolds doppelgänger scrubbed through a European metrosexual sieve. Upon their wedding, her husband Romain Dauriac tattooed the phrase ‘Lost Illusion’ on his body. Imagine his answer to what the means in... READ MORE

Remember when the whole world got together and asked Rihanna to stop singing and she did? That was fucking amazing. Now she’s making the same cash money or more owning big pieces of fashion houses and using her Caribbean... READ MORE

Jessica Alba takes occasional break from hawking chemical free diapers and tampons to blast Chernobyl grade gamma radiation at her face to cure her acne. If the tampons do this, there’s going to need to be a large disclaimer.... READ MORE

You know that old joke that girls only do porn to pay for college? Well, adult video powerhouse Pornhub is offering a scholarship program and you don’t even have to get blasted in the ass to get it. Why... READ MORE

A judge threw out the Tom Brady Deflate Gate case because Tom Brady is too white and good looking to be punished. Also because the judge noted that under the Collective Bargaining Agreement, it’s unfair to punish Brady for... READ MORE