morning headlines

REGIS PHILBIN - quit his talk show because of money, and he thinks he can do better, despite the fact that he was making 20 million a year and is so old he has to be reanimated with jumper cables every morning. (tmz) JONATHAN KNIGHT - of New Kids On The Block was outed by Tiffany on TV Friday night. A guy who sings and dances is secretly gay? Now I've seen everything! (popeater) NAYA RIVERA - of Glee hosted a party...read more

afternoon headlines

SKINS - is the new MTV drama, with a cast ranging from 15-19, where everyone gets drunk and has sex, and now some nerds are asking the government to open an investigation to determine if it's child pornography. I don't think it is, but I haven't fucked a 15 year old since I was like 24, so maybe the laws have changed since then. (deadline) AMERICAN IDOL - on Thursday night was down 9 percent from Wednesday night,...read more

Helena Bonham Carter is heartbreaking

Helena Bonham Carter, my beloved Marla Singer, who used to look like this and even now can look like this when she tries, ran some errands around North London today, and seriously what in the hell. She looks like someone who would throw a handful of pee in your eyes while yelling some insane gibberish. If that thing tried to kiss me, I'd pull my head down like a turtle until it completely sunk into my chest. I don't...read more

Lindsay Lohan bribed Dawn Holland to change her story

Dawn Holland is the woman who worked at Betty Ford and accused Lindsay Lohan of assaulting her, but who followed that a few days later by saying things were fine, that she overreacted, and Lindsay should be left alone. That was weird, huh? That's a weird thing for someone to do. The only explanation would be that, either Dawn really did think she overacted and felt bad because Lindsay is a sweet little angel, or that...read more

morning headlines

MEL GIBSON - is facing up to 4 years in jail for hitting his ex. It's probably a good thing he didn't know that because if he did I bet he would have hit her even harder. (sun) AMERICAN IDOL - is down 13 percent in the ratings from one year ago, which was the lowest rated season in the shows history. And this is crazy because everyone loves Jennifer Lopez so much. How could this have gone wrong? It's a real...read more

Kim Kardashian > fat dumb hillbilly teen moms

Kim Kardashian went on her blog yesterday to post about the high school in Memphis that has had 90 teen pregnancies in the past year, and how it might relate to the MTV show Teen Mom, and said some fairly obvious things that shouldn't even need to be said, such as... "...while I'm not saying that no teen is in the position to raise a child, having a baby so young shouldn't be seen as the trendy thing to do. Girls,...read more

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Rihanna got another haircut

Rihanna was out in Hollywood last night with what popeater refers to as a "wig", but I don't know if they mean that literally or if that's just what todays young people are calling a hairstyle. Either way, what the fuck why. This is what you'd wear at Holloween if you went as a toilet brush. (image source = splash news online)read more

Kim Kardashian has a racy new leaked picture

The New York Daily News says today that they have a private candid picture of Kim Kardashian, naked in bed with her new boyfriend, though to be honest that probably makes it sound hotter than it really is. Gatecrasher has secured a photo of (Kim) and her rumored BF, New Jersey Net Kris Humphries, that a source tells us was once the b-baller's BlackBerry Messenger photo. In the steamy head shot, where the two appear to...read more

morning headlines

SUPERBOWL XLV - will have at least 13 ads for movies, including what should be the first real footage from Super 8 and Capt. America. No word yet on what PuppyBowl VII will have ads for. Dog food? (variety) RACHEL WEISZ - is the choice for the female lead in the new James Bond movie, which is weird bc she dates Daniel Craig, who of course plays James Bond. It's always a solid idea to make plans for a year from now...read more

at least Charlie Sheen can count on Jim Norton

If not for the out of control drug addiction, paranoia, violence and crime sprees, Charlie Sheen would be pretty cool. Or at least fun to hang out with. The trick is block out everything else and focus all your attention on the prostitutes and whores. Luckily that's what Jim Norton of the Opie and Anthony show is best at, as proven once again in todays New York Post... "As far as I'm concerned, if you make $2 million...read more

afternoon headlines

SELENA GOMEZ - is reportedly in a topless phone pic being shopped around, but her reps are denying that it's her. And yes that's the picture in question in the headline. I'm sure it's fake but it's hard to tell. I haven't seen Selena Gomez naked as many times as you might think. (celebuzz) THE OFFICE - will have a huge guest star next week when Ricky Gervais appears as David Brent (who of course was the main...read more

Jennifaa Yopez threatened Ricky Gervais

As you know, Ricky Gervais didn't exactly endear himself to some people in Hollywood Sunday night as host of the Golden Globes, because they felt his jokes crossed some line and were too mean or too personal. So when it was her time to go on stage and present an award, Jennifer Lopez, an egomaniac who can't handle any criticism, went and told Gervais she would jump him after the show if he said anything bad about her....read more

wtf? Anne Hathaway is the new Catwoman

Last week it was mentioned on here that Keira Knightley, Anne Hathaway and Jessica Biel were all reading for parts in the third Batman movie from Christopher Nolan, but no one was suggesting it was to play Catwoman, so suffice to say this is sort of a shock. Especially if you're a nerd who is easily shocked. Warner Bros. Pictures announced today that Anne Hathaway has been cast as Selina Kyle in Christopher Nolan's...read more

Christina Aguilera is a drunk

Tina Yothers Christina Aguilera is not only fat and ugly these days, but she's also a lush who crashes parties and passes out drunk in strangers beds too. I'm honestly surprised there's not a part in this story where she pisses on herself. Popping up uninvited at Jeremy Renner's 40th birthday bash on January 8, Aguilera, 30, got "wasted" then lay down in the star's bed, a source tells the new Us Weekly. "Someone comes...read more

Charlie Sheen spent $26,000 on hookers in two days

Charlie Sheen would actually be kind of cool if all you heard was the sex stuff with hookers and porn stars, because let's not kid each other that sounds awesome, but unfortunately he's also an unstable drug addict given to fits of violence and it's only a matter of time before he kills someone. Until then, it's game on, and today Radar says that, during the same weekend in Vegas that he reportedly had an orgy with...read more