Irina Shayk Is Better At Selfies Than You

Technically this isn't a selfie, but technically I don't give a shit either way, because one day this world is going to end, and eventually a new alien species will arrive to repopulate Earth, and all they'll find to learn about us will be a million photos of asshole... read more

Sofia Vergara In A Sexy Photo Shoot For The May 2014 Issue Of Women's Health

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Little Rachel McGuire Is All Grown Up

The only thing that bullshit nostalgia is ever really good for is lining a studio's or network's pockets once the public starts acting like some old TV show was greater than it actually was. Case in point, Boy Meets World is getting a new spinoff series called Girl Meets... read more

Paulina Gretzky Is the New Face of Golf

People who take golf super seriously are expressing concern over Paulina Gretzky raking in the cover of Golf Digest magazine. It's supposed to be a serious periodical spanning the world of golf. People who subscribe believe that golf is a sport, as opposed to a game... read more

Barbara Palvin Goes For A Swim Nude And Covered For Marie Claire

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Megyn Kelly Takes On Jenny McCarthy In A Sexy News Segment (VIDEO)

In a recent op-ed in the Chicago Sun-Times, Jenny McCarthy made the very interesting claim that she is not and never has been "anti-vaccine," despite her years of being a mouthpiece for the anti-vaccine movement. Instead, she's blaming blogs for misquoting her after all... read more

Bryan Singer's Mutant Power Better Be Having A Great Lawyer

Suddenly, Corey Feldman isn't alone in his bizarre quest to prove that Hollywood is full of power-hungry pedophiles. A 31-year old man named Michael Egan is suing X-Men director Bryan Singer for $300,000 over "catastrophic psychological and emotional injuries" that he... read more

Jenny McCarthy Is Marriage Material

Jenny McCarthy has a new ring on her finger. And, no, it's not the platinum band to signify her millionth child kill through ardently promoting the spread of preventable infectious disease. She's engaged to Donnie Wahlberg, the former New Kids on the Block performer and... read more

Heidi Klum Demands Your Titty Respect

You can't just want then, cougar cub, you need to say you want them. Heidi Klum has one rule when it comes to mounting the multitude of young cock she intends to ride because she's 40 and rich and horny. You must appreciate the flapjacks. She will shove them in your... read more

Dina Lohan's Guilty Plea is a Passover Miracle

Considering Dina Lohan is what God had lined up next for the Egyptians if slaying the first born sons didn't pan out, it seems blasphemous she and her attorney were invoking Passover to explain her miracle of no jail time in her guilty plea to driving super fucking... read more

Lake Bell Strips In Esquire

I can't abide people who use old memes and then feel obliged to explain them as if they'd just invented fire. I remember drunk discussing Lake Bell with an old roommate who told me she was the ultimate Hollywood butterface, then felt compelled to explain the meaning of... read more

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