speaking of Stacy Keibler

By brendon November 16, 2011 @ 12:44 PM

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I don’t know where it’s from, but I saw this Stacey Keibler bikini pic (giant UHQ copy here) earlier when I was looking for Stacey Keibler pictures. I think it’s new. That was a pretty exciting story, wasn’t it?

Clooney brought Stacey to ‘the Descendants’

By brendon November 16, 2011 @ 12:32 PM

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George Clooney brought his new girlfriend Stacey Kiebler to the Hollywood premiere of ‘the Descendants’ last night. She even got to meet his parents, Nick Clooney and Nina Bruce. They’re from Kentucky so they probably like the fact that Stacey is as white as a girl can possibly be.

(image source = getty and bauer griffin)

Bradley Cooper is the sexiest

By brendon November 16, 2011 @ 11:28 AM

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People magazine announced today that Bradley Cooper is the sexiest man alive. In other news, past winners Johnny Depp, Brad Pitt and George Clooney all apparently died over night.

(flashback: fuck you Bradley Cooper)

the Justin Bieber paternity suit has been dismissed

By brendon November 16, 2011 @ 9:45 AM

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Two weeks ago Mariah Yeater claimed that Justin Bieber got her pregnant when they had sex in a bathroom after a concert, and about a day later that story started to completely fall part, and then he announced he was gonna take a DNA test and then sue her.

And so, very wisely, she quietly snuck over to the courthouse and told them, “uh, never mind,” and now the case has been dismissed.

So does this mean he didn’t take a stranger into a bathroom and tell her that he wants to “fuck the shit” out of her? Not necessarily. It just means it didn’t happen with Mariah Yeater. Justin Bieber is a hardcore badass, he probably does that once a day. With models. That guy is 95 pounds of pure sexual power and attitude.

Joe Paterno sold his house to his wife for $1

By brendon November 16, 2011 @ 9:26 AM

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When the Jerry Sandusky scandal first broke, Joe Paterno said, “If true, the nature and amount of charges made are very shocking to me and all Penn Staters,” and, “If this is true we were all fooled.”

Oh that poor man! Sandusky fooled him! Paterno had no idea any of this was happening! And yet, as reported by the NY Times

Joe Paterno transferred full ownership of his house to his wife, Sue, for $1 in July, less than four months before a sexual abuse scandal engulfed his Penn State football program and the university.
According to documents filed with the county, the house’s fair-market value was listed at $594,484.40.

Hmm. Well I bet law professors hear about husbands selling a house to their wife for $1 all the time. It’s probably just for tax purposes.

Lawrence A. Frolik, a law professor at the University of Pittsburgh, said that he had “never heard” of a husband selling a house to his wife for $1 for tax or government assistance purposes.
“I can’t see any tax advantages,” Frolik said. “If someone told me that, my reaction would be, ‘Are they hoping to shield assets in case if there’s personal liability?’ ” He added, “It sounds like an attempt to avoid personal liability in having assets in his wife’s name.”

So is that why he did it? To make sure those greedy parents couldn’t sue him in civil court just because he helped protect a pedophile rapist from the law? When asked about this earlier today, Paterno said…

“Well those little kids didn’t cover their ass so now I have to cover mine.”

No he didn’t really say that. That would have been a good joke though.

Amanda Seyfried was in a bikini too

By brendon November 15, 2011 @ 4:42 PM

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Those Britney bikini pics reminded me that Amanda Seyfried was in a bikini too; almost all weekend, at some hotel in Miami. And at one point she bent over for a second and now we can all look down her top. I guess that’s why she did it. I guess this is what she wanted. She seems to like it. Man this chick is a real pervert.

(source = fame and splash)

Justin Bieber is a total badass

By brendon November 15, 2011 @ 4:03 PM

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Justin Bieber flipped off the paparazzi last night in London on his way to have dinner at Mr. Chows with some friends and whoever this girl is. She’s probably his little fuck slave now. Justin Bieber takes what he wants. These paparazzi should stay out of his way and go take pictures of something safer, like werewolves.

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Britney Spears wore this bikini

By brendon November 15, 2011 @ 2:49 PM

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Britney Spears is down in Rio this week for her Femme Fatale tour, but today she’s at her hotel with her boyfriend and mom and two kids. In fact she’s out by the pool. In this tiny, bright green bikini. If I were her dad I’d show these to the judge who gave him the conservatorship as proof she still can’t be trusted to make her own decisions.

(image source = AKM)