About the nicest thing anyone can say about ‘X-Men Origins: Wolverine’ is that it was in color and the lines to see it were short, yet somehow Hugh Jackman has lined up two of the absolute best screenwriters and directors in Hollywood to make the sequel. Deadline Hollywood says…
Darren Aronofsky’s deal to direct 20th Century Fox’s X-Men Origins: Wolverine 2 is close enough that discussion has turned to shooting the sound stage portions of the film in New York.
A March start date is being eyed so that Aronofsky has time to open Black Swan and be available for the inevitable awards season obligations. When the New York scenes are completed, they’ll head to Japan to shoot the bulk of the Christopher McQuarrie-scripted movie.
It’s almost shocking that the great McQuarrie (who won a screenwriting Oscar for ‘The Usual Suspects’), and Aronofsky, who is expected to be an Oscar nominee for ‘Black Swan’ and who is at least the equal of Wes Anderson, David Fincher, Spike Jonze, Tarsem Singh (‘the Fall’) and Yimou Zhang (‘Curse of the Golden Flower’) when it comes to making visually interesting movies, would make ‘Wolverine 2′. It’s so beneath them I would have been embarrassed to even ask. It would be like if Kubrick made ‘Big Mamas House 3′. Twice the running time means twice the laughs!
JESSICA SIMPSON – sang with a group of U.S. combat veterans last week in NYC for an upcoming holiday special, but her dad Joe cut it because the vets wore camouflage, and he thought they clashed with what Jessica wore. If Joe wanted Jess to look good, the vets should have dressed up as Twinkie the Kid. Fatties face would have been beaming. (popeater)
CHELSEA HANDLER – went on twitter and said Nick Cannon wasn’t funny, and so he called her “angry ugly whitetrash” and said 50 Cent made her tattoo “G-Unit…on her balls”. In other words, he proved her 100% right. (huff post)
JACKASS 3D – made an astounding $50,000,000 this weekend, setting an all time record for an October opening, and more than doubling it’s $20M budget. ‘Red’ was second with $22.5M. “If ‘Red’ doesn’t have a midget in a little cowboy outfit getting kicked in the balls, how good could it really be?”, people apparently said. (hollywood reporter)
JESSICA LOWNDES – filmed some scenes for ’90210′ in a bikini, and before anyone asks about the rumors, I don’t kiss and tell. So I’m not gonna say I fucked her, I’m not gonna say I didn’t fuck her. I’m just not gonna address it. Quite frankly, that’s between me and Jessica. (pacific coast)
Over the summer of course we were doing the $500 “sexy reader” contest thing, where hot girls who read Tyler took off most of their clothes and sent us pictures of it, but I’m pretty lazy, so that was meant to just be for the summer (but now won’t be).
Luckily, Ashley sent in pictures anyway, and thank god because she’s amazing. She’s even too hot for the name Ashley. She should legally change it so there’s an exclamation mark at the end. It should be, “Ashley!”, because that’s how every guys penis says it when they see her anyway.
Jenny McCarthy is apparently done healing from her breakup with Jim Carey, and today she and Sergeant Major Boyfriend hit up Miami beach. And when I saw her little bikini, it gave me an idea: most people just use the internet for work, then they go home and forget about it, but I figure, why not put some pictures of scantily clad ladies on there too. You’re welcome, Internet!
Shia LaBeouf was having a little hissyfit yesterday, so he threw a cup of coffee on the paparazzi and then took off running. And oh how he ran! He ran and he ran and he ran some more. If he can learn how to pull some hair, and combine it with his natural skill at throwing things into the back of people, cowardice, and womanly hysterics, then he should start something called the Fight Like A Girl Championships.
’90210′ was back filming at the beach in Malibu yesterday, because this show will very wisely put Annalynne McCord in a bikini at the drop of a hat, for any reason. It doesn’t even have to be for a party. She could hear a noise outside for Christ’s sake. “Hm. I better put on a bikini and check that out.”
Point being, yesterday, cameras caught her looking like a fuckable zombie during a scene in which she rolled her eyes. Perhaps because another character said something dumb, but probably because she was thinking about me, and got swept away by all the pleasure!
T.J Lavin, the BMX star and popular commentator who has hosted ten seasons of “The Challenge” on MTV, is in a medically induced coma today after crashing during qualifying at the Dew Tour Championships last night in Las Vegas. ESPN says…
(Lavin) is currently in critical condition as of Friday morning. No further details were given by the hospital.
Lavin was attempting a nac nac combination over the second set of the dirt course, and failed to get his feet back on the pedals upon landing. He was thrown from the bike and knocked unconscious. Lavin additionally suffered a shattered right wrist and broken ribs.
As everyone knows, the picture in the headline is Rihanna on February 8, 2009, a few hours after she was riding home from the Grammys with her boyfriend Chris Brown. He got a text from a girl, they had a fight, and he…
“shoved her head against the passenger window… (She) turned to face Brown and he punched her in the left eye with his right hand (and) continued to punch her in the face… The assault caused her mouth to fill with blood and blood to splatter over her clothing and the interior of the vehicle.”
As awful as that picture is, it’s always been well known that it’s actually one of the most flattering ones, and that Browns worst fear was that some of the really bad ones would get out. But I bet Rihannas worst fear was having her boyfriend shove her face into a fucking window, so…
Never-before-seen images of a battered Rihanna have leaked. Radar has seen the four images that were offered to this site for publication. We declined.
The photos were taken in a Los Angeles emergency room where Rihanna was being treated after she was assaulted. (She is) pictured with large welts above each of her eyebrows, marks on both of her cheeks and a split lip.
The most graphic photo is a close-up; her left eye bloodied and bruised, with four lesions on her face and multiple cuts on her bottom lip.
A ruler is being held up which shows the reddish swelling to span two inches – from the bottom of her eye almost all the way down to her mouth.
In another image, Rihanna is shown pulling her busted lips apart to show numerous lacerations on the inside of her mouth.
There appears to be at least five major cuts on the inside of her lips.
I hope these get out. Chris Brown beat his girlfriend until she was almost unconscious. He’s a piece of shit and he deserves to have this haunt him every single day for the rest of his life. At this point his best bet is to just kill himself and roll the dice that he gets reincarnated as a popular singer again.