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Lena Dunham Removes Gunt Selfie

September 1, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Lena Dunham spends a lot of time working the fat shaming meme for fun and profit. The self-described actress and writer posted a picture of her old man swollen prostate gunt to Instagram long enough for it to be seen by... READ MORE

Charlie Riina Sells Hard

September 1, 2015 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

At some point this chick is going to shove that bottle directly up her twat and finally move some water. It’s the natural next step in using sex to sell a product nobody wants. You might pay twenty bucks... READ MORE

Khloe Kardashian Bottom Dwelling

September 1, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I don’t know the precise construction of ass, but at some point if you keep pumping it full of saline and evaporated fat, it’s going to explode like any other container. Khloe Kardashian may have spotted an opening in... READ MORE

Tyga Wrote a Song About Underaged Pussy (VIDEO)

September 1, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Tyga wrote a song about how ‘Stimulated’ he gets for teen pussy. It’s a love song of sorts for Kylie Jenner who tries to appear natural in the video even as her low credit score rapper boyfriend is scratching... READ MORE

Britney Spears Still Built Like a Brick Shithouse

September 1, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Britney Spears spent six months on hiatus from her Vegas show to work out, make smart nutrition a part of her lifestyle, and attend her boys’ soccer games without a bra to remind the neighbors she once filled the Tokyo Dome. She still... READ MORE

Paris Hilton DJs Polish Fashion Week

August 31, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Paris Hilton flew into Poland where she’s the big name get for Poland Fashion Week. The previous big get at Poland Fashion Week was a billy goat that looked strikingly like Lech Walesa. Hilton DJed the big pre-show party, pressing... READ MORE

The Tits Of The VMAs

August 31, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Nothing says pay no attention to the crappy music in the background like taped up, strung up, and largely revealed tits. Stop looking at my cold sores. Have you seen my tits? Last nights VMAs set a new record... READ MORE

The Hulkster Is Sad And Shit Around The Web

August 31, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

WWE legend and black person hater Hulk Hogan is sad because people think he’s a racist because he said all those racist things. He got so down he contemplated suicide. He really thinks all men are brothers, brother. He’s... READ MORE

Justin Bieber Guppy Tears (VIDEO)

August 31, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

It remains unclear why Justin Bieber broke down in tears following two shitty songs performed with harness at the MTV VMAs. Some are suggesting it was a stress induced menstrual gush. But he’s a boy, dammit! As Bieber tilts... READ MORE

Duggar Sisters Provide Pro Side to TLC Child Sex Abuse Special

August 31, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

On Sunday night, TLC aired their special about the horrors of child sexual abuse and how viewers could find such abuse showing regularly on TLC under the guise of reality programming. TLC included key segments in the show featuring... READ MORE

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