Jessica Simpsons fiance cheated on her

By brendon October 03, 2012 @ 7:13 PM

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Jessica Simpsons fiancé Eric Johnson was still married when he and Jessica started dating, and now it turns out he might have been cheating on both of them. But don’t get too excited because it was in the lamest way possible.

Simpson may have thought Johsnons marriage to Keri Johnson was well and truly over by the time she started dating him, but sources exclusively tell Star that the former NFL player was actually sleeping with both of them at the same time.

This guy is really sort of a doofus but it does seem like he stumbled onto a loophole when it comes to cheating. It’s gonna be pretty hard for Jessica to take the moral high ground when the fight begins with her asking, “you cheated on me with your wife?”

‘Lone Ranger’ has a trailer too

By brendon October 03, 2012 @ 3:16 PM








It’s been a few months since we got to see Helena Bonham Carter act opposite Johnny Depp in a funny outfit, so here’s the first trailer for ‘The Lone Ranger: A History of Trains in America and Their Impact on the Old West’ (HD here).

As Depp reminds us (while speaking traditional Hollywood Movie Indian language. Which is just english but where the cadence stabs every word and makes him sound mildly retarded), “There come a time, kemosabe. When. Good. Man. Must. Wear. Mask.” There’s also a time to wear a zydeco washboard and bird for a hat, and that time is “always”.

this is supposed to be Cameron Diaz

By brendon October 03, 2012 @ 1:57 PM

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Esquire UK says, “Everyone’s got a soft spot for Cameron Diaz.” I certainly know I do. It’s my dick. Because despite what their November cover and pictures from Terry Richardson (master of having a girl stand in front of a blank wall) try to trick you into believing, sheactuallylookslikethis. Like something that appears in a mirror after saying a spell 3 times.

its the ‘Movie 43′ red band trailer

By brendon October 03, 2012 @ 1:03 PM








Movie 43’ is actually 25 short films, so it’s not really a movie, or the number 43, but it stars essentially everyone with a SAG card, including Halle Berry, Emma Stone, Anna Faris, Hugh Jackman, Kate Winslet, Naomi Watts, Chloë Grace Moretz, Gerard Butler as a leprechaun, Stephen Merchant, Kate Bosworth and Elizabeth Banks, and they all do horrible things. Except for Emma Stone sucking off a hobo disguised as a wizard. If Kieran Culkin has a better plan to get magic beans, I’d love to hear it. It’s easy to sit back and criticize after the fact Kieran.

(clip might be nsfw due to a brief clip of tits and naomi watts calling her son a fuckface among other things. your call.)

Nicki Minaj is already cursing out Mariah Carey

By brendon October 03, 2012 @ 12:00 PM

There were rumors that Mariah Carey didn’t want ‘American Idol’ to hire Nicki Minaj as a judge because the two didn’t get along. According to this footage from the auditions in Charlotte yesterday, those rumors were 100 percent true.

Nicki: “…and if you’ve got a fucking problem, handle it. I told them I’m not fuckin’ putting up with her fucking highness over there. Figure it the fuck out. Figure it out.”
Mariah: “Oh why, WHYYYY do I have a three year old sitting around me?”
Nicki: “I’m not gonna sit here every fucking minute to have you come down and harass me every minute everyday.”
Mariah: “I can’t see my kids, because you decided to act like a little crazy bitch and go all around the stage.”
Nicki: “Good. Go see them now, go see them now, you’re boring as fuck, you’re boring as fuck.”

Well, not to choose sides, but acting like royalty and being boring as fuck does seem like something Mariah Carey would do.

George Clooney probably dumped Stacy Keibler

By brendon October 02, 2012 @ 5:12 PM

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George Clooney had dated Elisabetta Canalis for over two years when she started talking about mariage in an interview with an Italian magazine. Two weeks later, they were done.

Two weeks ago, Stacey Keibler went to a big party at a jewelry store and tried on some engagement rings, and then the pictures of her were pretty much everywhere. Guess what that means.

The couple who’ve been hot and heavy for more than a year are still dating, sort of, but it’s anyone’s guess how much longer they will last.
An eyewitness who saw Keibler at a recent cooking event tells Confidenti@l that “she was acting really nervous and refused to talk about George.”
After another function last week, Keibler was tearful … Stricken with grief, Keibler was seen breaking down on and off throughout the day and needed to be consoled by her handler. The source also says she kept checking her phone for texts or calls from Clooney.
“They’re barely talking,” another snitch reveals. “She is worried that he may break up with her any day now.”

It can be really awkward when you’re trying to dump someone and they can’t get the hint. Eespecially if I cover my ears and yell “LA-LA-LA-LA” while running down the hall and locking myself in your bathroom.

Brenda Song is anti-semit… oh wait never mind.

By brendon October 02, 2012 @ 4:31 PM

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I don’t think ‘The Social Network’ star Brenda Song should be wearing a shirt that looks so much like a Nazi flag. Because by the time she got close enough to see that it wasn’t a Nazi flag I had already said “sieg heil” and when that’s your opening with a girl it’s pretty hard to play it off.

(image source of song shopping at opening ceremony in west hollywood = splash)

Taylor Swift hates deaf kids

By brendon October 02, 2012 @ 2:34 PM

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There was nothing in the rules of the Taylor Swift on Campus contest that said you had to be a student of the school that you voted for, but after taking a commanding lead, the Horace Mann School for the Deaf was disqualified anyway, even though their principal said the students would love it and he’d be happy to win.

Instead Harvey Mudd College has been declared the winner, while the Horace Mann School will receive $50,000 in cash and another $10,000 in musical instruments. Which just seems cruel. What are they gonna spend it on, bass drums? An entire band of nothing but bass drums? Awesome. People a mile in every direction will think Godzilla is chasing them. I’m sure that won’t cause any panic attacks. Way to go Taylor.