Victoria Beckham Always Looks Like A Released Hostage

By Lex June 05, 2013 @ 2:27 PM

Victoria Beckham Carrying Her Daughter Through LAX
Maybe Victoria Beckham is in a prison. A prison in her mind. Behind the bars of her own fears and anxieties. Forcibly finger banged in the shower of her insecurities and shame. Or she might just be a rich model who hasn’t had a meal consisting of of more than 100 calories since 1997. Either way, she’s giving her daughter the same face.

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Gisele Bundchen Nude In Vogue

By Lex June 05, 2013 @ 1:49 PM

Gisele Bundchen Nude In Vogue Italia Video "Luxury"
If there’s one thing I know absolutely nothing about, it’s women. So, trust me when I say that women love to see other women naked just as much as men do. They just need a little story and artistry with their porn. It seems like such an incredible waste of time. I could see Gisele Bundchen naked on a dirty floor mat in a Thai prison and be beyond pleased. The ladies would want to see her on a divan with a throwback hair style while she ponders family vs. career. We all get to tits in our own way.

Here’s Gisele in Vogue Italia. She’s getting a massage while looking askance. It means something.

Pam Anderson Is A Hot Sexist Domain Pig (VIDEO)

By Jack June 05, 2013 @ 1:03 PM

Breast beast and champion felator Pam Anderson’s new ad for a British web hosting ad has been pulled off the air…for sexism. In the commercial, (the campaign seems awfully familiar to’s T&A aesthetic), Pam is an executive that encourages her underling to show more boob. The guys at the board meeting then envision the two of them dancing in bikinis while covered in suds and cream. Subtle. Sounds awesome, right? Well, some uptight Brits didn’t think so and they complained that the commercials were demeaning to women and reverted to semi-porn and sexism to sell web domains and the ad was yanked off the air. What is most confusing is that British TV generally shows much more tits, ass, and general profanity than we do on our network TV. I know they like that shit. I grew up on Benny Hill and that was nothing but a fat old guy messing with chicks in bikinis. We saved their asses in WWII and now they’re spitting on our American tits. Learn some appreciation, England.

Paris Jackson Slits Her Wrists (That Ain’t Good)

By Lex June 05, 2013 @ 12:19 PM

Update: Meat cleaver and a suicide note.

Jesus, the sins and crap of the father and all that.

Paris was taken out of her Calabasas family house on a stretcher at around 2 AM and taken by ambulance to a nearby hospital.

The 911 call came in at 1:27 AM. The caller said Paris had cut her wrists. —

Anybody who wants to trade their relatively normal boring and lame family upbringing for growing up in the magical Neverland, speak now.

Here’s Paris’ Tweets from late last night before the incident. Welcome to 2013.

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Miley Cyrus Flashes Some Boob

By Lex June 05, 2013 @ 11:53 AM

Miley Cyrus Underboob Exposed While Covering Her Face In Los Angeles
You wouldn’t think it kind of me if I said I prefer to see the World’s Sexiest Woman according to Maxim blocking her face with her designer handbag and flashing some of her boobs. But I’m not a kind man.

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Jessica Lowndes In Lingerie For Toro Magazine

By Lex June 05, 2013 @ 11:23 AM

Jessica Lowndes In Lingerie For Toro Magazine

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Has Rebel Wilson Found True Love?

By Travis June 05, 2013 @ 11:00 AM

Plus-size actress Rebel Wilson has quickly rocketed to fame as the funniest actress in such films as Pain and Gain and Pitch Perfect, and she took her biggest bite out of stardom to date when she hosted the MTV Movie Awards back in April. And while some people might argue that her voice is shrill and obnoxious or she’s a one-trick pony, it’s only natural that she’d be enjoying every second of it by landing herself some hot beef.

Rebel was seen leaving the Groucho Club in London’s Soho last night with a handsome new mystery man, who sure does dress the part. When asked about their plans for the rest of the night, her unnamed beau replied, “Honey, I’m going to crank up some Adam Lambert and sex this hot piece of ass until we tear my 1,200-thread count Egyptian cotton sheets to shreds.”

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Miranda Kerr Cleavage Leaving Fox Studios

By Lex June 05, 2013 @ 10:10 AM

Miranda Kerr Cleavage Outside Fox Studios In New York

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