Khloe Kardashian Is Not Made of Steel

Even as her mom leaks like a cheaply made adult diaper to TMZ about Lamar Odom being a crack binging whore monger, sensitive daughter Khloe continues her social media therapy. Obviously, if Khloe were made of steel, she would weigh in at 87,000 lbs. and Kris Jenner... read more

Jessica Alba In A Bikini

It's got to be good to be Jessica Alba. You can wear stupid looking shit to the beach and everybody just thinks you look amazing regardless. Which you do, because you're Jessica Alba. And if the beach party you're invited to is a total bore, you can always go back to... read more

Miley Cyrus Is Blacker Than You

There's a whole bunch of outrage in the black community over Miley Cyrus carrying herself like an official representative of the urban music scene and asking songwriters to give her shit to sing that sounds black. The outrage actually seems to be mostlyfrom a bunch of... read more

Courtney Stodden Found Her True Calling (VIDEO)

Courtney Stodden is currently a cast member of the UK's Celebrity Big Brother, which is very interesting because she's not a celebrity and she's actually quite loathed in America. So I guess the plan was to trick British people into thinking that she's some kind of a... read more

Nicole Richie In A See Through Top At A Beach Party In Malibu

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Charlie Sheen Thinks That He Looks 28

After of a brief period of semi-normalcy, during which Charlie Sheen seemed to be the most grounded and sane person in his life (at least compared to Brooke Mueller), the actor jumped back on the porn wagon by allowing a new team of porn star "Angels" to move in with... read more

Ke$ha Doesn't Look That Bad

For a girl who usually looks like she woke up in a hot dumpster filled with fresh diapers, Ke$ha looked pretty damn good before her performance at the 1 Oak Nightclub in Las Vegas last night. Then again, there's a good chance that part of her act included her standing in... read more

Claire Danes Gets Plowed in New Homeland Season, What Does This Mean For Syria? (VIDEO)

I love my grandparents for winning a World War and procreating, but I got stuck at their place this weekend which means endless hours of cable network news. I just can't see one more bad CGI rendering of boats firing cruise missiles and hitting targets in another one of... read more

Jamie-Lynn Siegler Pops Out Another Dykstra

There's no reason to assume just because somebody's dad is a total shitbag weasel drug addict without a conscience that he will be too. Or that he carries those defective genes. In fact, I'm counting on the fact that shitbagness won't be passed on in my own patriarchal... read more

Eminem Calls Khloe the Ugly Kardashian in New Single

Talk about piling on. Just when Khloe Kardashian is pushed to the limit on her limited IQ saintly caring for her maybe or maybe not drug addicted husband, Eminem comes along and drops this verse in his new single, Berserk: "They say that love is as powerful as cough... read more

Mrs. Ted Nugent Arrested For Taking Gun Into Airport

Ted Nugent's wife Shemane, (yes, her name is fucking Shemane), was arrested after she brought a gun into an airport terminal in Dallas. Apparently, Mrs. Cat Scratch Fever forgot that you can't take loaded weapons on or near an airplane. The Dallas/Ft. Worth Airport cops... read more

Lamar Busted Trying to Escape Kardashian County

He might've been drinking or doing some other shit too. In general, not a good idea to be driving on the freeway under the speed limit in the middle of the night. Not when the Kardashians own that stretch of the 101 around Calabasas, their loyal deputies spread out... read more