Charlie Sheen says hes gonna cut kids throats

Charlie Sheen, who was arrested on Christmas day in 2009 after his wife told police he held a knife to her throat and threatened to kill her, said in a webcast last night that he would hold a knife to peoples throats and kill them, and then do the same to their kids. Radar says... (Sheen) launched into a bizarre, profanity-laced tirade during a chat with his associate Bob Maron. Said Sheen: "I'm gonna write more

Lindsay Lohans security footage might be online

A website named claims to have bought the security camera footage of Lindsay Lohan stealing a diamond necklace from Kamofie & Co, for which she is now charged with felony theft. Which is great news for Lindsay, because now her attorney can claim the jewelry store made up this whole incident to get publicity and make money by doing dumb shit like selling their security tapes. Lindsay Lohan' more

Monday morning headlines

CHRIS BROWN - took a naked picture of himself in a mirror, and it leaked over the weekend. I'm sure this video scan of the picture reaches the bottom of his penis at some point. Let me know how it turns out. (media take out) RANGO - won the weekend box office with $38 million, easily beating the Adjustment Bureau which was second with $20.9M. When Matt Damon heard about this, he took a knife and ran the blade over more

Charlie Sheen is creeping out young girls on twitter

Charlie Sheen only joined twitter on Tuesday, but it didn't take long for him to realize it's potential to score strange pussy. And then two seconds later he took that concept and made it creepy as hell by adding Modern Family star Sarah Hyland as one of the 17 people he followed. People says... Sheen may have skyrocketed to a million Twitter followers in record time, but when it comes to the select few he's chosen more

Courteney Cox should go get that other bikini

Courteney Cox is still in Oahu filming Cougar Town, and she's still in a bikini and she still looks great, but if I were the producer of that show I'd make her go get the other bikini. It made her tits look twice as big. Does she think she can just go from a D to a C and get away with it? Are you high, I swear to God I'll fire you! (image source = flynet exclusives)read more

Charlie Sheens daughter looks pretty happy

Most people, including Charlie Sheen no doubt, don't realize that Charlie Sheen has a daughter named Cassandra Sheen, but X17 Online does, and they caught up with her today in Calabasas. Charlie had her when he was 19 with a girl from his high school named Paula Profit, and yes she is older than her dads two girlfriends. Cassandra is 26, while Rachel Oberlin (better known as porn star Bree Olson) and Natalie Kenly more

Kirstie Alley is practicing for Dancing With The Stars

Kirstie Alley, who is 4000 years old, put on a food-stain-hiding outfit and got to work yesterday practicing for this seasons Dancing With The Stars. For the record, we shouldn't make fun of her because she's fat, but because she spent all last year on her twitter tricking people into buying diet pills made by a company secretly owned by scientology and now still weighs more than the car she's getting into. I'm more

Mike Meyers secretly married his girlfriend. Wait, "girl"?

Mike Meyers (seen here doing a cutesy little thing with his leg while kissing an unidentified man. A man who might be considered a "bear" in certain circles, who then mounts Meyers from behind) has been the subject of many gay rumors over the years. Many many many many gay rumors. And with good reason. Meyers and Kal Penn are probably the two biggest stars who are gay (allegedly) but that no one really talks about. more

Lindsay Lohan is probably going to jail for 18 days

Lindsay Lohan was accused of stealing a necklace from a jewelry store on February 2nd, and ever since she's leaked stories to anyone who would print them that she was innocent, that the store loaned it to her and was now making up these crazy lies to get publicity. Unfortunately for Lindsay that's not true, she stole that shit and it's all on camera. And now faced with lots of jail time after a trial or less jail more

Paris Hilton forgot something

Paris Hilton dressed up like a dirty hippie, in a headband and tie-dyed summer dress, to spend a few hours at the CHI Nail Bar & Organic Spa in Beverly Hills today. Apparently she couldn't find a cruelty-free bra. (image source = pacific coast and wenn)read more

Whitney Houston taught her daughter well

The Enquirer has pictures of Bobbi Kristina Brown, the 17-year-old daughter of Bobby Brown and Whitney Houston, reportedly doing cocaine, but she went on her twitter to say she was set up and isn't what it looks like. Where are the receipts? The pictures_ a former very dear person to me did this. Set me up to make it look exactly what it looks like. God will smite them yes..But it's really not what it looks more

Rihannas boobs are well bodyguarded

Rihanna is in Sydney today for a concert on Friday, and yesterday while going through a crowd her bodyguard did his job and kept her boobs safe from danger. It should be pointed out that this guy is her regular bodyguard, he's with her all the time, but I don't think it was an accident because black girls look hot with red hair and they were coming from a sex store. He was horny, and he saw an opportunity to feel more

Paula Abdul was kidnapped!!! Not really!!!

Paula Abdul would have a nervous breakdown if it was cloudy outside, or not cloudy enough, so keep that in mind when you hear this 911 call she made during an arugument with her boyfriend while in the car. You'd think her head was in a gullitine by the way she's carrying on, but really is was a simple fight that was quickly resolved one hour later. During the call - placed at 4:35 PM on Valentine's Day -- more

Taylor Momsen is hardcore

Taylor Momsen put on her designer tough girl outfit and hit some clubs in New York last night, or at least she would have if it didn't take 15 hours to put on those ridiculous boots. So instead she got some coffee and pouted in the sunshine. (image source = splash news online)read more

Charlie Sheen has passed 4 drug tests

It seems impossible to believe, but Charlie Sheen has now taken four drug tests in four days, and passed all four, including one last night. (Sheen) tested negative for the presence of marijuana, cocaine, opiates and methamphetamine in a random drug test as Radar observed at his Los Angeles mansion Tuesday night, just a few short hours after authorities dramatically removed his 23-month-old twin sons Max and Bob more