I’m not entirely sure I’m comfortable with the direction they’re taking this Spiderman reboot.
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Last week it was reported that Charlie Sheen wanted to buy a house and then fill it with porn stars. A harem, in other words. Of sex slaves. And also “co-stars”, as it turns out. The Huffington Post says…
Sheen’s madam, who goes by the name of Felony, (said) he was planning out an entire porn franchise, to be titled ‘Charlie’s Devils.’
“Charlie and I were having this great project and he was talking about performing in front of the camera,” Felony said. He even made a demo: “Charlie’s got the tape. I gave it to him afterwards,” the madam said. “He was keeping it so he could practice.”
If it does air, it could be pretty explosive: “The ladies love Charlie. He likes to explore his sexuality. He likes fetish, spanking, role play, really kinky stuff,” she added.
Actually, from what we’ve heard, it would be 2 minutes of slapping his dick against his leg to try and make something happen, similar to what you do with a glo stick or poppin fresh dough, then 5 minutes of explanations, then 15 minutes of hugging and apologizing. So, yes, I’d still buy it, but only to boost my self esteem.
Today is being dominated by stories about Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan, but now thanks to Lisa Snowdon (an English TV host and model who used to date George Clooney), now there’s a third theme: Biritish girls with big tits in bikinis. Stuff like this makes me kind of wish we’d lost the Revolutionary War.
Last Friday Charlie Sheen was asked about his drug addiction and he said, “I’m fine, people don’t seem to get it”, and yesterday he said all the rumors, presumably about his drug habit, “are crap”, so very obviously he isn’t doing any sort of rehab while at home. And so he might as well go back to work. And so that’s what he’s gonna do. The AP says…
The 45-year-old actor remains in rehab but hopes to return to TV’s top-rated comedy by the end of February, publicist Stan Rosenfield said Thursday. That’s a “target” projection, Rosenfield said.
The series halted production after Sheen sought treatment for undisclosed reasons following a 911 call and brief stay at a Los Angeles-area hospital last week. According to a tape of the 911 call, Sheen was said to be intoxicated and in pain.
Do people realize he has a 25-year-old daughter, by the way? Cassandra Jade Estevez. He had her when he was 19. And I bet, every June, when you ask her what she’s doing for Fathers Day, the answer is always, “crying”.
KIM KARDASHIAN – went on a few dates with Gabriel Aubry, and that apparently drove Halle Berry nuts. “She was upset at the idea of someone like that being in her daughter’s life. She did not want a reality star in Nahla’s life. She was very aggravated.” Christ calm down. It’s just Kim Kardashian. She goes shopping. What could go wrong. It’s not like the kid was gonna be on Ultimate Fighter, and someone was gonna grab her by her ankles and swing her around as a weapon. Though that would be cool, and effective. (people)
CHARLIE SHEEN – issued a statement yesterday thanking everyone for their support, and told E! that the rumors were, “All crap. Believe nothing. I will never speak about any of this as long as I’m alive. You’re all gonna have to keep towing the same redundant line, guessing wrong.” Awww, you gonna cry now, little baby. (e!)
KELLY BROOK – pranced around in a bikini in the Hollywood Hills yesterday, and here are the pictures. Because that’s what this website is all about. Helping others. (splash)
It was a busy day yesterday for stray cat Lindsay Lohan, including a visit with her probation officer to explain why she stole a necklace while the DA prepares to determine if she’ll face prosecution, but now TMZ is saying, poorly, that the case against her might not be that strong.
Lindsay Lohan’s defense to grand theft is that she was told the by the owner of Kamofie & Company that she could take the necklace on loan … and the surveillance video doesn’t prove otherwise because there’s no audio.
And Lindsay has two other things going for her … the jeweler knew where she lived and knew how to get in touch yet never contacted her about getting the necklace back.
And Lindsay may have made some bonehead moves in the past, but wearing a stolen item knowing she’d be photographed is almost beyond belief.
All three of those points are laugh-out-loud stupid, but none more so than the last one, because in 2008 that’s precisely how she got caught stealing a fur coat, and then again last April for wearing a stolen Rolex. And was the store really supposed to track her down themselves? Is that how it works now? We have to catch our own criminals? Like, on a horse with a net, and just throw it over people who stole my bread? Can I throw a trident at someone too? Because now this is starting to sound pretty good.
The custody battle between Halle Berry and ex-boyfriend Gabriel Aubry took a screamy new turn today with the revelation that Aubry has “numerous emails, text messages and voicemails (of Halle) which document her angry and jealous rages – and they’re bad.” Radar says…
But, according to a source close to the Canadian-born model he won’t be leaking them to the press, choosing instead to save them, if needed, to help present his case at family court in their upcoming custody battle.
“I honestly think Gabriel should release some of these messages he has from Halle, and tell his side of the story, but he won’t, he said he’s going to save them for family court, which will be a private, press-free environment.”
“I know it sounds like I’m painting a picture but Gabriel truly does not want to do anything at all that could potentially damage his daughter, and he knows attacking Halle in the press would ultimately do that.”
But I’m sure she doesn’t still freak out all the time now that they’re separated. Oh wait never mind.
“She left a crazy message on Gabe’s cell just after some pictures came out of him at a Lakers game with a girl last year.
“She is mega, mega p***ed in the message, calling him, and the girl, all kinds of names – it’s certainly something Halle wouldn’t want heard.
“He could totally do a number on her if he chose to – but he’s a nice guy at the end of the day and unlike Halle, Gabe’s not concerned with the public believing he is the ‘wronged one’ and with controlling his image – he is concerned with his daughter and her welfare.
“Perhaps if Halle spent more time truly worrying about that and less time worrying about how she’s being portrayed in the press the situation would be better and easier for all concerned.”
I’m not sure why but I can kind of believe that Halle would have a crazy temper, and I kind of believe him, but maybe that’s just because the story of a gorgeous hunk whose beautiful ex can’t let him go hits so close to home.
Audrina Patridge is the new (ceiling-eyed) face of Bongo, something I assumed was a big honor until I saw, “only at KMart and Sears”. She still looks good of course, but do you know what else KMart and Sears have the cornered the market on? White trash and depression.
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