Kevin Clash Gets An Emmy Nod For Fingerbanging... A Puppet

Kevin Clash, the dirty perv that used to perform Elmo, has been nominated for a daytime Emmy. You'll recall that last year the legendary puppeteer quit Sesame Street after it came out that he had been fisting more than a red sock. He allegedly had sex with a couple of... read more

Kellie Pickler Has a Nice Ass, But, Sadly, No Genitalia

I'm not sure how exactly they're marketed to women, but I'm pretty sure the entire point of yoga pants are so that ladies can flash the outline of their vaginas in public without being arrested. It's sort of genius, provided the fucktarded seven-percent of dudes who like... read more

Helen Flanagan...That Is All

Granted she's never done anything in the U.S., and I hadn't heard of her till today, but I was never a fan of Helen Flanagan, and now I am for some reason. Ha! Funny how things happen sometimes. [gallery id="5950"] read more

Miley Cyrus Finger Biting Behind the Scenes

Wow, she's even got the finger biting thing going on now. She's in Elle. It's official, Miley Cyrus is a grown up model. And a self-described singer. I think she's supposed to be married soon too to the brother of the guy who plays Thor. It's all happening so fast for... read more

Lindsay Lohan Doesn't Sign Up For Rehab

Lindsay Lohan is continuing her crawl to jail and/or death by intentionally violating the terms of her plea deal. The judge in one of her many criminal fuck ups ordered her to go to a rehab facility called The Seafield Center in New York State but she decided she would... read more

Backdoor Teen Mom Better Have Backdoor Sex

Photo credit: Splash/Vivid Farrah Abraham's sex tape with James Deen is officially titled "Farrah Abraham: Backdoor Teen Mom." I wasn't going to watch the tape because I prefer my porn stars who handled their teen pregnancies the way their exploitative boyfriends and... read more

Katy Perry's Boobs Ought to Be Enough

Every time I see a girl that John Mayer nailed, all I can think of is John Mayer in a sombrero and a smug smile banging them silly. I don't really think this way about anybody else. Maybe it's because John Mayer is such a self-satisfied lucky bastard, or maybe because... read more

Lil Wayne Is Terrible At Apologies

Back in February, rapper Lil Wayne, AKA Dwayne Michael Carter Jr., made an appearance on Future's song, "Karate Chop" - heard here with excellent Twerking visual - and he pissed a lot of people off when he included this line: "Pop a lot of pain pills, 'bout to put rims... read more

Kristen Stewart Is The Best-Dressed Woman

Robert Pattinson showed the world that he's too lazy to sleep with any one of the millions of women who would let him stick it anywhere, when he showed up to Coachella holding Kristen Stewart's hand. And as usual, Stewart looked like she woke up in a dumpster behind a... read more

Chris Kelly Of Kris Kross Dead At 34

Three months ago, former child rappers Chris Kelly and Chris Smith decided to cash in on America's love of remembering the 90s by reuniting as Kris Kross for the So So Def 20th Anniversary show in Atlanta. Whether or not that show was the start of a new chapter for the... read more

Amanda Bynes Enters the Naked Stage of Crazy

Every celebrity chick meltdown eventually gets down to the naked stage of crazy. It's invariably after the stage where the girl threatens to sue everybody's ass over lies, disowns her family, and starts shaving her head. In fact, that's pretty much the standard rotation... read more

Nicole Richie Gets Candid, You Get Educated

If you're like me, then you too have been wondering how the hell you can get a little more Nicole Richie in your life. Our wait is over, my friend. #CandidlyNicole is here. The web show based on the uproarious Nicole Richie Twitter feed. It was only a matter of time... read more