Quick Thoughts from Coachella: Paris Hilton

Every year Paris Hilton shows up to Coachella with a new boyfriend. Yes, I know I said that about Kate Bosworth, but it's also true for Paris Hilton. Also the part about the drugs and the fucking. But Paris does it every year while dressed like some kind of Native... read more

Quick Thoughts from Coachella: Kate Bosworth

Kate Bosworth shows up to Coachella every year with a new guy. I assume they're mostly dropping E and fucking and trying not to crack Kate's bones. She seems to love it. Good for her, and whatever his name is this year. Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin, FameFlynet, PCN... read more

Amanda Seyfried Won't Get Naked, But She Will Suck

Publicists are the worst type of people. You've probably hooked up with one, everybody has. Some of them are hot, but after you buy their first vodka soda and they squeak "I work in PR!" it's a sure sign you need to one and done them and DO NOT give them your real phone... read more

Ashlee Simpson Drinks For All the Right Reasons

Remember six years ago when Joe Simpson promised that his girls would never end up in rehab like Britney Spears? Of course, you don't, but I do. I can't remember my ATM password or my mom's birthday, but I do remember Joe's Karmically tragic pronouncement. Well, it looks... read more

Kevin Hart Latest Asshole Celeb To Get A DUI

Kevin Hart became the latest celebrity to get arrested for a DUI. He was tearing ass on the 101 in LA early in the morning and almost rear ended a tanker truck full of gasoline. He is lucky he didn't blow his ass to the hell where Hollywood dickheads are fucked by spiky... read more

Bieber Claims Anne Frank

It's uncanny how often Justin Bieber steps in his own shit. The teen lesbian's latest Euro-concert promotional stop took him to the museum home of Anne Frank for one poorly thought out roadshow. Some negligent wrangler let the Boy Blunder sign the museum visitor book.... read more

Ashley Benson Won The Coachella Costume Contest

Coachella is a massive three-day music festival in California that showcases lineups of some of the most legendary music acts in the world, like the Wu-Tang Clan, which headlined this year to support its new album. Unfortunately, Coachella has become more famous for its... read more

Tracy Morgan Pissed Off Some Women In Australia

The Melbourne International Comedy Festival is one of the largest events of its kind in the world, as famous comedians from a variety of genres have performed in Australia's premier humor showcase for the last 27 years. This year's event, which runs through the 21st, may... read more

Victoria Justice Was 'Hacked' In Time For Her New Album

Victoria Justice is 20-years old, which is about 100 in former Nickelodeon child star years, so she tried to be a little grown up and edgy as the star of last year's Fun Size, and that bombed. That stung pretty hard, because Justice also announced around that time that... read more

I Think They Held the MTV Movie Awards

What would you do if you threw a big movie awards show and nobody noticed? If you're MTV, you could plot the death of even more of your crappy reality show stars. It'd give the press something to talk about other than the fact that you changed the date of your Movie... read more

Jaime Pressly And Estella Warren Fight Now With Cops

Blood feuds between hot girls rock. The altercation last weekend between Jaime Pressly and Estella Warren over a stolen purse is now with the authorities. In short, Jaime is calling Estella a lying, thieving, drug addicted cunt. And Estella Warren is calling Jaime a... read more

IMDB Commits The Ultimate Sin: Outing An Actress' Age

41 year old Junie Hoang didn't want producers finding out that she wasn't 23 anymore, so she went to great lengths to hide it. She claims that after she used her credit card to sign up for IMDB Pro, the site put up her vital information. That seems like the kind of thing... read more