Rihanna is in a twitter fight with Chris Browns girlfriend

By brendon March 07, 2012 @ 6:07 PM

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There must be a plan to change Rihannas image from “sympathetic victim” to “hoodrat dumbass”, which is why she collaborated with Chris Brown and insulted her own fans, and now Phase 3 has begun: start a twitter/facebook fight with Chris Browns current girlfriend, a 23-year-old, half black, half Vietnamese model named Karrueche Tran.

On Saturday she posted this picture of a bag of rice cakes wearing sunglasses and gold hoop earrings on her twitter with the caption:

“Ima make u my bitch,”

And yesterday she added:

“I’m a leader, yall on some followin shit … coming in dis game on some modeling shit!”

I don’t speak Thug Retard but the Daily News says those were insults directed at Tran, who has now replied with a facebook post that says:

“I’m Angeline, you’re Jen. C’mon you see where Brad is at,”

I assume that’s supposed to be “Angelina”, as in Jolie, but that’s really only a guess because these people write and spell like they just landed here on a fucking spaceship.

(image source = splash and fame/flynet)

Hulk Hogan has a sex tape

By brendon March 07, 2012 @ 4:45 PM

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Until now the closest you could come to seeing Hulk Hogan having sex was the pictures of him seductively rubbing oil on his daughters ass or Sgt. Slaughter dry humping him at Wrestlemania VII. That Ends Now!

A sex tape has emerged featuring legendary wrestler Hulk Hogan. The footage is said to show the 58-year-old engaged in sexual relations with an unidentified brunette woman.
Hogan says that he was set-up, and that the tape, which is currently being shopped around, is an ‘outrageous invasion of privacy’ (which) was ‘secretly taped’ and that he never approved of it’s filming nor subsequent release.

He says that but at the end of the tape, the girl walks away and Hulk hits her in the back with a chair, then he flexes toward the camera and says Hulkamanaia just ran wild over her. So it sorta seems like he knew it was being filmed.

Lindsay Lohan did it with this guy

By brendon March 07, 2012 @ 3:37 PM

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Terry Richardson is a photographer whose specialty is lazy attempts at shocking and a “fucking creep” who takes his dick out during photo shoots. Oh and one time he asked a model if he could make tea with her used tampon. Needless to say he’s the toast of Hollywood these days.

One of his favorite models is Lindsay Lohan, apparently because she knows what to do when someone who can help her career takes his dick out.

Lohan recently enjoyed a steamy night of passion with controversial fashion photographer Terry Richardson and she’s eager for a relationship, but the 46-year-old is “just not interested” Radar is reporting.
“Lindsay and Terry have been friends for years,” the source (says). “And she’s always had a thing for him. Lindsay thinks he’s really cool and hip and could be great for her career.
“Lindsay has been texting and phoning him nonstop and he’s actually kind of freaked out by how strong she’s been coming on to him; it’s all pretty unseemly.”

Lindsay is 25 by the way, so, yes, not only is she trying to date a pervert who is 21 years older than her, but she’s stalking him to a degree where she actually managed to creep him out. Which would be one thing if he was handsome and didn’t look like a sex offender. If that guy showed up within a hundred yards of a playground, I’d arrest and/or shoot him based on nothing but that mustache.

(image source = lindsay in purple magazine, shot by richardson)

Jessica Simpson is very naked and very pregnant in Elle

By brendon March 07, 2012 @ 2:47 PM

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It was kinda clever and shocking when Demi Moore posed naked while pregnant for Vanity Fair in 1991, but it’s been done over and over ever since then, and now it’s just obvious and weird. And also kinda gross. Especially since Jessica Simpson is apparently giving birth to a fully formed defensive tackle. Even the camera turned gay after this shoot.

‘Men in Black 3′ has a real trailer

By brendon March 05, 2012 @ 7:24 PM

It’s hard to believe this is same movie where Will Smiths insufferable ego made everyone miserable, and whose director admits that they started filming while the script was still being written, in fact they “didn’t have a finished second or third act”, which might have been “a really stupid idea.” To which special effects legend Rick Baker adds:

“We had a writer actually on the soundstage writing the words moments before the guys had to say them. I don’t think that’s any way to make a movie.”

Well there’s certainly no evidence of hastily written dialogue in the trailer. For example, when Will Smith is told that his partner has apparently been dead for 40 years, he yells “What?” And sure, every other character is an interchangeable straight man for Smith to overreact too, but movies are more fun when no one else talks except for one guy who goes around yelling.

Disney is either racist or sarcastic

By brendon March 05, 2012 @ 5:44 PM

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Disneys Dig-n-Dips candy has a picture of the black princess from whatever movie that was on the watermelon side, and Sleeping Beauty on the vanilla flavored side, and so needless to say they’re in trouble now. And rightfully so. What Disney should do is put the black princess on some real watermelon so our kids can have a nutritious snack for once. Or am I misunderstanding the point to this?

(source = gawker)

Lindsay bombed on SNL, Lindsay disagres

By brendon March 05, 2012 @ 4:56 PM

So it turns out that Lindsay Lohan was right all along and hosting SNL was a big step toward her Hollywood comeback. The way she read off cue cards and stood in the background making dumb faces charmed the critics, and her star-power delivered ratings that were slightly better than average.

But Lindsays biggest fan is Lindsay, and she says Lindsay did great, and overcame a lot of adversity to nail the monologue. Meaning she stood still while other people called her a fuckup whose last popular movie was 8 years ago. Lindsay is very easily impressed, as it turns out.

this bride has a nice ass

By brendon March 05, 2012 @ 3:16 PM

The specifics of this video are explained only in a baffling squiggly language, but from what I can tell, the bride tripped, ripped her dress which fell off, then ran away while I stared at her very nice legs and ass. And yet the embarrassing part is still that she would walk down the aisle to ‘Bitter Sweet Symphony’.