Johnny Weir's Marriage Rectumciliation

Johnny Weir will no longer be gay divorcing his husband Victor Vornov. The fairy tale marriage looked like it was going to come to an end when Johnny surprised Victor with divorce papers and the couple began jousting like a couple of 12-year-old girls in a slap fight.... read more

Julie Gonzalo In A Bikini

As far as I can tell, all the living actresses from the original Dallas TV series are now selling groundbreaking skincare products on late night television. The dead actresses seem to be less productive. 1am to 3am seems to be prime time for people with blemishes and... read more

Lily Aldridge Shows Side Boob At A Photo Shoot In Miami Beach

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Pregnant Mila Kunis Hid The Douchebaby Bump Well At The MTV Movie Awards

Mila Kunis was one of the big celebrities that agreed to show up to last night's MTV Movie Awards event in exchange for a fake gold bucket of popcorn, and of course people can't stop talking about how great she looks for being pregnant. "Wow, look at how the celebrity... read more

Reese Witherspoon In Green Shorts Out For A Jog In Brentwood

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Alessandra Ambrosio Was The Best Part Of Coachella

Victoria's Secret model Alessandra Ambrosio's trademark battle cry is "Forever on vacation,"which will definitely make the fives and sixes of the world feel pretty fucking awful about themselves, and the party kept going this past weekend at Coachella. When I think of... read more

Zac Efron Took His Shirt Off For Morons (VIDEO)

There's really no better way to confirm that your career is still on track and definitely not being dragged down by rumors of an intense cocaine addiction than by showing up at the MTV Movie Awards and letting someone tear your shirt off. Zac Efron did just that after he... read more

Miley Cyrus Is Fresh Out of Ideas

First she teased and then she showed her tits and then she got on a horse and showed her tis and then she got on stage and started fingering her taint and kissed Katy Perry and grinded Robin Thicke out of his marriage. Now Miley Cyrus has run completely out of ideas.... read more

Khloe Kardashian Has A Rapper Boyfriend Too

Khloe Kardashian might be soupy in the intellect, but she knows what wins in the Kardashian family -- dating thuggish black rappers into Versace. She tried following Kim's lead into black athletes only to land the world's biggest coke fiend. Now, she's bagged French... read more

Selena Gomez Just Can't Quit Her Little Man

Proving that absolutely all rehab is a waste of time, Selena Gomez completely forsook her Bad Boys and Bad Habits rehab lessons from January and has fled back to be with her tiny Canadian Svengali. I don't know at what age girls stop running to the boy that everybody... read more

Nancy Grace Saves The World Again

Screeching harpy Nancy Grace ambushed wrestling legend Diamond Dallas Page on her TV show about the death of the Ultimate Warrior. Nancy immediately launched into a shrill rant on steroid use in professional wrestling and how that obviously led to Warrior's premature... read more

Prince Jackson Seems Normal

The human fallout from Neverland Ranch rivals that of Fukushima, only Japanese people with glowing tumors at least have a medical fighting chance. The kids who swung the pedophile play structure at Michael Jackson's private retreat for pubescent exploration are never to... read more

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