Ohai Rachel McAdams

The photo agency for this said, "Rachel McAdams leaves little to the imagination in a revealing dress as she gets into her car after dinner in London," but it's hard to confirm that because that fat lady next to her is really distracting. It's like she's never seen a camera before. It's kind if freaking me out, and she's ruining everything. (source = pacific coast)read more

Kelsey Grammer might be a cross dresser

Kelsey Grammer is in the middle of a divorce from Camille Grammer, which hasn't stopped him from getting engaged to a new girl who is essentially a younger version of Camille, and that might have been a mistake on his part. Because today Camille was on the radio implying that Kelsey is a cross dresser. It seems ridiculous for a few reasons, but mostly because who cares if somebody dresses like a woman in the...read more

Natalie Portman is a good model

Natalie Portman is pregnant and engaged, but luckily there will be pictures like this ad for Miss Dior Cherie perfume (uhq copy here) to preserve her hotness forever and remind us how great she was before that stupid kid came and wrecked everything. I know this kid is -6 months old right now, but I want that little bastard to know that he's already made at least one mortal enemy.read more

Kate Hudson is pregnant

Kate Hudson isn't married to Matthew Bellamy, the lead singer of Muse, but she has dated him for about 9 months, and apparently that whore has been having sex with him, out of wedlock, the whole time. Us.com says... A source confirms exclusively that Kate Hudson, 31, is 14 weeks pregnant with boyfriend Matthew Bellamy's baby. "It was not planned, but they are excited and embracing it," the source reveals to Us. So...read more

Tuesday afternoon headlines

CAMERON DIAZ - was at the premiere of the Green Hornet last night, and I know we've already covered how ugly she is IRL, but she's annoying and arrogant so we're gonna cover it again. This time with video, because it's easier to see how much she looks like the puppet from Saw this way. (lat) JAMES BOND - had plans for a 23rd film, directed by Sam Mendes and starring Daniel Craig, but it was delayed because of MGMs...read more

Cameron Diaz at the Green Hornet premiere

Seth Rogen stars as the Green Hornet in the new movie of the same name, but I'm the one who's really green today. Green with envy that is, because he got to be so close to the lovely Cameron Diaz. She's not as pretty now as she was before she had to kill Mace Windu, but he was a powerful Jedi, and that lightning bolt thing she did with her fingers would take a toll on anyones looksread more

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AnnaLynne McCord filmed some scenes for 90210 yesterday dressed like this for some inexplicable reason, either as a character from Avatar or as my balls after I look at too many AnnaLynne McCord pictures. (source = splash news online)read more

Scarlett Johansson is doing fine without Ryan Reynolds

Before she settled down with Ryan Reynolds, Scarlett Johansson had a reputation as a girl who liked to party. And by that I mean have sex. And by have sex I mean with almost anyone. Well Mr Wonderful isn't around to keep her in check anymore, and so now it's game on. Us.com says... About two weeks after Reynolds filed for divorce, Johansson hit the Hollywood Hills home of Jeremy Renner. In honor of his 40th birthday,...read more

Britney has a new single

Britney Spears' first single from her yet-untitled album due in March has leaked a day early, and apparently this is it though that seems hard to believe. Her singing and the music sound like they're from two completely different songs. If you isolated her singing it would sound like a Camp Rock song. If you isolated the music it would sound like you were on South Beach, rubbing coke on your dick and nailing some teen...read more

Tom Cruise will skip the Oscars bc of Anne Hathaway

Back in November, Anne Hathaway hosted Saturday Night Live and did a breathy, stammering impression of Katie Holmes where she talked out of the side of her mouth like she was Popeye or had a stroke, and it was seen by dozens, literally dozens, of viewers around the world. Well two of those viewers were apparently Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, and now they may not attend the Academy Awards next month because...read more

so are Ryan Reynolds and Sandra Bullock dating or not

Sandra Bullock and Ryan Reynolds quickly tried to shoot down rumors that they were dating after spending New Years Eve together in Austin, but if they really want to kill those rumors, maybe they should stop spending romantic weekends together in secluded mountain cabins. Sandra Bullock and Ryan Reynolds have been making top-secret getaways to her home in Jackson Hole, Wyoming, Radar has exclusively learned. "Sandy...read more

Monday morning headlines

DAVID BECKHAM AND POSH SPICE - are having another kid, their fourth. Jesus, keep your pants on lady. Wait are they, Mexican? (people) KHLOE KARDASHIAN - might be pregnant too. Later, the nurse will describe the delivery like this: "Once the portal opened, something from the other side came through, something... horrible." (new york post) LINDSAY LOHAN - was given a $25,000 diamond necklace by a friend, jeweler Pascal...read more

Ali Landry still looks incredible in a bikini

Ali Landry wore a purple and white (geaux tigers!) bikini on the beach in Malibu today, and there better have been something pretty god damn important going on for there to only be 8 pictures of it. Was there some kind of Godzilla attack or something that I don't know about, did he roar out of the sea and stomp on Pepperdine? (source = bauer griffin)read more

friday afternoon headlines

ORLANDO BLOOM AND MIRANDA KERR - had a boy. And I bet that handsome bastard has already gotten more pussy than I have this year. (us) LINDSAY LOHAN - has been handed a $135,000 Range Rover Onyx, to borrow "for an undisclosed length of time", by a Beverly Hills dealer. The plan of course is for people to see Lindsay driving the car and then go see them and say, "I want one of those cars like the one Lindsay wrecked." (...read more

Jason Statham and Rosie Whitely are in Anguilla

Jason Statham and his girlfriend Rosie Huntington-Whiteley were on Anguilla in the British West Indies this week, and you'll be happy to hear she was as plain and boring and average as she always is. The good news is that these pictures use a special new technology, and if you scratch your screen right now it will smell like the ocean. It might take a few tries so just keep sniffing your screen, especially if you're...read more