Jon Stewart banned Hugh Grant from ‘the Daily Show’

By brendon December 14, 2012 @ 2:40 PM

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A film festival in Montclair, New Jersey, must be swimming in money, with people coming from around the globe to attend, but Stephen Colbert interviewed Jon Stewart as a fundraiser to get even more, and among many many other things, asked about ‘the Daily Show’ and the worst guest he ever had.

As implied by the headline, it was Hugh Grant. Third Beat magazine says:

Stewart’s least favorite guest of all time is Hugh Grant, “and we’ve had dictators on the show”. Grant spent his time at the studio complaining that he had other places to be. “He’s giving everyone shit the whole time, and he’s a big pain in the ass,” Stewart recalled.
Grant also complained to the staff about the clip that was selected of the movie he was promoting, Did You Hear About the Morgans? – a clip that was obviously supplied by the film’s publicist. Stewart recalls Grant angrily asking “What is that clip? It’s a terrible clip.” “Well, then make a better fucking movie,” Stewart said, adding that he would “never” have Grant back.

Ahh, this must be more of that internet bullying I’ve been hearing so much about. When Hugh Grant kills himself, it will all be Jon Stewarts fault.

Kristen Stewart still acting like a weirdo

By brendon December 14, 2012 @ 1:30 PM

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Kristen Stewart had a premiere last night for her movie ‘On The Road’, which is just another way of saying Kristen Stewart wore a weird and unflattering outfit. To be fair, it does look better from the back, but a lot of that may just be the subliminal joy you feel when Kristen Stewart is walking away.

Paul McCartney reuinited Nirvana, Courtney Love complained

By brendon December 13, 2012 @ 7:18 PM

It shouldn’t be surprising that Paul Mccartney fucking killed it last night when he filled in for Kurt Cobain and played with Dave Grohl, Krist Novoselic, and Pat Smear, the 3 surviving members of Nirvana who haven’t played together in 20 years, at the concert for Hurricane Sandy relief at Madison Square Garden, but it is. HE’S FUCKING 70. And they were great. Courtney Love complained about of course, but fuck her. Can’t we just kill her and replace her with some drifter from the train tracks? It’s hard to imagine that anyone would even notice.

suck it in Kim Kardashian

By brendon December 13, 2012 @ 6:01 PM

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Kim Kardashian walked around Miami today in a shirt so short and a skirt so tight that it pushed her fat out as if she were a stress ball, which is maybe not the kind of thing you should wear if you’re a mean selfish bitch that people are just aching to make fun of.

(image source of kim in miami today = fame/flynet, inf)

Megan Fox is a dark immortal

By brendon December 13, 2012 @ 2:20 PM

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Megan Fox looks great considering she just had a baby in September, but the spooky eyeliner isn’t doing her any favors. It makes her look older. As in 500 years older, when she was bitten by the dark lord and cursed to a life as a hunter of the night.

(image source of megan at last nights ‘this is 40′ premiere = getty)

‘Django Unchained’ says, um, “black person” 109 times

By brendon December 12, 2012 @ 5:28 PM

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As expected, Quentin Tarantinos ‘Django Unchained’ is getting the same fawning reviews most of his movies get (currently 100 percent on rotten tomatoes), but it’s also getting attention because the hero is a slave just before the Civil War, and they used very colorful language back then. Variety says:

“But here, even as it lays the groundwork for “Django’s” vengeance, dwelling on such brutality can verge on exploitation. To wit, the film problematically features no fewer than 109 instances of the “N word,” most of them deployed either for laughs or alliteration.”

Yeah well what can you do. Some people are racist and they use racist words. Have Chris Brown play a concert at Sturges, the 109 times you heard “nigger” in ‘Django’ will seem almost charming by comparison.

Justin Bieber threw a water bottle at photographers

By brendon December 12, 2012 @ 1:49 PM

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Justin Bieber threw an open water bottle at the paparazzi while leaving a store in Miami yesterday, because that’s what hardcore badasses do. They’re litterbugs.

(image source = splash, fame/flynet)

Lindsay had her probation revoked, is free to go

By brendon December 12, 2012 @ 1:32 PM

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Lindsay Lohan had her probation (the one she got for robbing that jewelry store) revoked this morning at a hearing accusing her of lying to police after her car crash in June. So someone should tell her that when she wakes up in a few hours because she wasn’t even in court today (apparently it wasn’t mandatory), and now there’s another hearing for this exact same thing on January 15th.

Assuming of course she’s not in jail in New York after her court date there on January 7th for assault.

Knowing Lindsay, she’ll skate on both, whereas a non-famous person would have been sentenced to fight some other criminal to the death in an abandoned swimming pool by now.