Mike Tyson Likes Mussolini And Shit Around The Web

January 24, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Former heavyweight champ and permanently concussed Mike Tyson said that he often tries to emulate Benito Mussolini. To be fair, Tyson didn’t really know that Mussolini was a vicious tyrant who raped and assaulted his own people. Or maybe he did. Iron... READ MORE

Eugenie Bouchard Forced to Twirl (VIDEO)

January 23, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

A  sports commentator asked female tennis star Eugenie Bouchard to take a twirl and show off her tennis outfit after her match win at the Australian Open. I was slack jaw waiting for the bobbies to arrive on kangaroos and... READ MORE

Miss Universe Costume Contest Went Well

January 23, 2015 | Photos | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The Miss Universe pageant tried something new this year by having the girls wear costumes that represented their homelands as depicted in 1950’s era racist Atlases. Those ones where there were black tribalists with spears in the middle of... READ MORE

Oregon Woman Finds God in Her Yoga Pants

January 23, 2015 | Uncategorized | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

A hot looking young Christian mom talked to God and God told her to stop wearing stretch pants in public. Jesus is kind of busy this time of year picking winners in football games, so just a break she even... READ MORE

Men’s Fashion Comes Clean

January 23, 2015 | WTF | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

After decades of men’s fashion pretending it had a reason to exist other than for bi-curious males to get busy in dressing rooms, fashion designer Rick Owens sent his male models down the catwalk in Paris flashing bare junk.... READ MORE

Those Cheeky Bastards Punked All Of Us

January 23, 2015 | WTF | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

CNN and me and other semi-legit news outlets reported British tabloid The Sun was going to stop running topless models on their semi notorious Page 3, which was curious since this is the only thing they are known for. Turns out... READ MORE

Ariana Grande Headlines All Star Game

January 23, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

The NBA has a firm grasp on its fan base. They’ve tapped a dwarf who wears cat ears and appeals to modestly reformed pederasts on the loophole that she is technically an adult, all be it with a glaring hormone imbalance,... READ MORE

Hope Solo Digs Team USA Schwag

January 23, 2015 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Hope Solo and her husband were driving one of the Women’s National Team vans at the time of his DUI arrest. Team USA is suspending her for 30 days for stealing their ride. It was that or a grounding and missing the prom. Bonnie and... READ MORE

T.I. Not Interested In Hawks For A Billion Reasons

January 23, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

T.I. is not interested in buying the Atlanta Hawks, although conversely the Atlanta Hawks couldn’t care less how he feels since it’s obvious he’s not in the financial ballpark. Jay Z owned two shower stalls at Barclays Center and he makes... READ MORE