Sofia Vergara In Low Cut Dress For Her Birthday

The Latin ladies seem to be far more self-aware than our homegrown actresses. Like Sofia Vergara. Knowing that her luxurious lifestyle is bought and paid for by her fabulous jugs. There's no pretense about 'the craft' here. Just Sofia, flashing her moneymakers, and happy... read more

Biggest Loser Being Sued for Getting Fat Again

Tara Costa lost 155 pounds on the reality show Biggest Loser. I think you win some money for that or maybe a designer handbag to tote your excess body skin around. She definitely earned herself some promotional deals. Including one for for whom she... read more

Brandi Glanville Reminds Us All That We Live in Glass Houses

Brandi Glanville brought out the 'you're not so perfect yourself' cliche on Twitter to defend her drunken, half-naked, tampon string showing stumble around West Hollywood the other night. "When ur PERFECT and make all the right decisions ALL the time, and don't have at... read more

Naomi Watts Wears A Fake Baby Bump While Filming

Naomi Watts isn't really pregnant, she's just pretending. I had a girl do that to me once. I showed her my 1040 statements for the last three years and she had a fake miscarriage. We both wept over the lost pretend child. Then she started having real sex with my boss.... read more

Candice Swanepoel In Victoria's Secret Campaign

I don't know why women would ever look at lingerie ads. Do you really care what underwear looks like on a perfect model's body? Men's underwear ads always feature a genitally neutered male because the last thing dude's wants to feel when buying underwear is... read more

Jay-Z Is Still Feuding With Robert De Niro (VIDEO)

Robert De Niro allegedly got pissy with Jay-Z last year at a party, because he was upset that the rapper didn't return his phone calls about God knows what. De Niro reportedly talked down to Jay like a child in front of a bunch of other wealthy people and mutual friends,... read more

Melody Thornton In A Bikini

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Minnie Driver Is Where the Sun Will Never Find Her -- The Beach

Minnie Driver is yet another one of the celebrities wearing those stupid Panama hats and oversized sunglasses and protective tops to shield her from the mindless killing machine that is El Sol. Here's a thing, if you're scared of the invisible death rays emitted by the... read more

Anne Hathaway Apparently Started A Ska Band

Anne Hathaway went out for a stroll to see some friends in California yesterday. Well, at least I think it's Anne. The person in these pictures also looks kind of like a guy I knew who worked at a Dunkin Donuts and played bass guitar in a Sublime tribute band. But the... read more

Beyonce Gets Nude And Covered In Glitter

I guess that's how you get big name female celebrities to do photo shoots. You pitch some crazy ass artistic vision. I see your nude form contorted and covered in endless glitter. It represents the duality of success to a female artist, beauty, pain, gold, suffering.... read more

John Mayer Might Not Be The World's Biggest Douchebag After All

John Mayer and Katy Perry are reportedly dating again, and that's cool for both of them, because she likes being with guys who seem like massive tools and he's a grown man still singing songs about Taylor Swift. Really, it's a match made in heaven. But the couple was out... read more

Kate Upton Has Big Boobs

Kate Upton got a new haircut. I read that somewhere. And I will confirm as soon as I get done staring at her breasts for a few more minutes. If I was a woman I'd ask for boobs just like that. I mean, ask God, or a doctor I guess. Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin [gallery... read more