Jennifer Nicole Lee is very famous

By brendon November 14, 2011 @ 5:11 PM

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Fitness expert Jennifer Nicole Lee went rollerblading in Miami yesterday in a bikini, and that’s not really relevant to anything except that I really love whores.

(source = splash)

Jerry Sandusky is at the airport?

By brendon November 14, 2011 @ 5:10 PM

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(SECOND SELF SERVING UPDATE – TMZ took their original story down, and now admit it wasn’t him. here’s a cap of what they had before)

TMZ has a picture that they say shows Jerry Sandusky at LaGuardia airport in New York this morning, and even though the guy doesn’t look anything like Jerry Sandusky, it might be him because it’s not like he’s stuck at home. He also reportedly went shopping at Dicks Sporting Goods last week (“in full PSU attire“), and as deadspin reported…

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Timberlake went to the Marine Corps Ball

By brendon November 14, 2011 @ 3:01 PM

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Back in July, Cpl. Kelsey de Santis posted a video on youtube inviting Justin Timberlake to the Marine Corps Ball, because that was all the rage back then. And a few days later he accepted, though he seemed like he might try and back out by adding, “If my schedule works out.”

But he didn’t. The ball was Saturday night in Richmond, Virginia, and true to his word, he went. And not only that but yesterday he wrote a long and seemingly sincere entry on his website calling it an “honor and privilege”.

“I felt so proud to be there. I felt like I was getting a chance to be among my heroes. It’s funny too because a lot of them are SO younger than me.
The evening wound down for me as, I had to catch a plane. But, I have to say that I had so much fun with Kelsey and her crew of friends. They were just really nice people… Classy Marines but, not without a great sense of humor. Real individuals but, not without a sense of community.”

Well… fuck. Justin Timberlake is a spoiled little dick, and I really like calling him that. But this was astoundingly cool of him. It ruins everything. I feel like he did this just to spite me.

(image source = pacific coast)

Lady Gaga had her head cut off

By brendon November 14, 2011 @ 2:21 PM

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Lady Gaga performed on the UK version of ‘X Factor’ last night, on a stage lined with torches and emerging from a crypt in a dress that made it look like her head had been cut off (video here).

Unfortunately even that didn’t stop her from singing one of her god awful songs, so I’ll go ahead to check that one off my list.

Jesse James cheated on Kat with 19 women

By brendon November 14, 2011 @ 12:55 PM

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The reason Jesse James was available to get engaged to Kat Von D was because he cheated on Sandra Bullock dozens of times and she divorced him. And Kat knew this of course, but she thought she could change him. Let’s check her facebook and see how that’s going!

“Today I encountered the 19th girl to add to the list of people Jesse cheated on me with during this last year.”

Oh ok. So I guess not very well. Wait is she implying she’s met all 19 women? How the hell does that happen? Do girls just walk up and tell her they banged her fiance? Because that seems rude.

(image source of Kat at the Grove with her dad = wenn)

Frank Miller calls Occupy louts, thieves, and rapists

By brendon November 14, 2011 @ 12:19 PM

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As you probably know, Frank Miller is the one who created ‘300’ and ‘Sin City’, and his ‘Batman: Year One’ helped inspire the tone in the Christopher Nolan ‘Batman’ movies. He’s never been one to conform to convention, so you might think he’d support the Occupy movement.

That would be incorrect, as it turns out.

Everybody’s been too damn polite about this nonsense:
“Occupy” is nothing but a pack of louts, thieves, and rapists, an unruly mob, fed by Woodstock-era nostalgia and putrid false righteousness. These clowns can do nothing but harm America.
This is no popular uprising. This is garbage.
Maybe, between bouts of self-pity and all the other tasty tidbits of narcissism you’ve been served up in your sheltered, comfy little worlds, you’ve heard terms like al-Qaeda and Islamicism.
And this enemy of mine — not of yours, apparently – must be getting a dark chuckle, if not an outright horselaugh – out of your vain, childish, self-destructive spectacle.
In the name of decency, go home to your parents, you losers.

‘Occupy’ wouldn’t be so bad if they had some clear purpose other than, “stuff sucks”. It seems like no two people are there for the same reason. One sign will say NO BLOOD FOR OIL, the next will say BRING BACK NEW COKE.

(source, and his full post = frankmiller.com)

Jay Z, Michael Moore cash in on Occupy

By brendon November 11, 2011 @ 5:17 PM

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As it says on their “about” page

(Occupy Wall Street) is fighting back against the corrosive power of major banks and multinational corporations (and) aims to expose how the richest 1% of people are writing the rules of an unfair global economy.

“Yeeaahh”, says fattie Michael Moore, who addressed an Occupy crowd in Denver last week and railed against “greedy” corporations. Though, to be fair, that isn’t why he went to Denver in the first place.

Moore was in Denver on a tour to promote his $27 memoir, ‘Here Comes Trouble: Stories from My Life.’

By the way that book is published by Grand Central Publishing, a subdivision of the French company Hachette, which is the second largest publisher in the world. Hachette is a wholly owned subsidiary of the Lagardère Group, a multinational conglomerate headquartered in Paris which does business in nearly 40 countries. Among other things they hold a 7.5% stake in EADS, a global defense and military contractor, which absorbed the Lagardère subsidiary Aérospatiale-Matra, a French missile and aircraft manufacturer. On a side note, some claim Moore is worth 50 million dollars. But I’m getting off track. “Heese hiant companies an wich people are ewol,” says Moore between bites of food!

And now Jay Z wants to cash in on Occupy too, though he just said fuck it and isn’t even gonna pretend that he’s trying to help in some way.

The millionaire rapper and entrepreneur is launching a line of Occupy Wall Street-themed t-shirts featuring the phrase “Occupy All Streets,” that go on sale on Jay-Z’s Rocawear website on Friday.
But the genius behind “99 Problems” isn’t sharing the profits with the 99 percent. A spokesperson from Rocawear told Business Insider in a statement that the company has not “made an official commitment” to support the movement financially.

I’d also like to encourage these dirty hippies to Occupy All Streets. Since that’s where I drive.

Vanessa Minnillo wore a bikini, rode a bike

By brendon November 11, 2011 @ 4:14 PM

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Vanessa Minnillo put on a bikini and went for a bike ride on Maui today, along with her husband Nick Lachey, who went shirtless to show off his sunken chest and intimidating barbed wire tat. Gulp. Look Mr. Lachey, I don’t want any trouble okay, please, just leave me and my friends alone.

(image source = bauer griffin)