NYPD Suddenly Takes Drugs Very Seriously

Last night, New York police reportedly arrested four people in connection with actor Philip Seymour Hoffman's death, because while heroin is a serious national problem that sends hundreds of people to the ER each day and tens of thousands to their graves each year, we'll... read more

Gwyneth Paltrow Neuters Vanity Fair

Vanity Fair editor Graydon Carter is not a bad dude. But he is a huge pussy. Lots of guys fall into this category really, particularly high in our Canadian born brethren. There's no shame in admitting you've been bested by Gwyneth Paltrow. She's taken down many a man... read more

Charlize Theron's Adopted Baby Plotting His Escape Back to Africa

One minute you're enjoying life in an African orphanage and next thing you know, some white chick from the movies whisks you to an entirely new continent to have play dates with adopted Chinese babies and to meet her latest boyfriend on the beach. You might be just... read more

Miley Cyrus Isn't Disney, Holler, Y'All

In a tell all interview with Ronan Farrow, who himself is now famous for maybe being Frank Sinatra's bastard son and blindly calling out Woody Allen for molesting his adopted sister, Miley Cyrus really let loose with her super shocking truth-ray. While she admits she... read more

Barbara Palvin Models Lingerie

There are two types of young Eastern European supermodels. The ones currently fucking either Leonardo DiCaprio or Gerard Butler, and the ones who seem to get mixed up with foppish characters from British boy bands. The ones who bang the former seem to do better for... read more

Justin Bieber Popped Selena Gomez's Cherry

According to the world's tiniest recording star, he was the very first to boldly go in Selena Gomez's sacred vagina hole. Justin Bieber was apparently boasting about this feat recently to his posse of Misfit Toys. The deed was done back in 2011 when the two 5'3" teen... read more

LeAnn Rimes Reality Show Seems to Be Going Well

Maybe I chimed in too quickly on LeAnn Rimes new reality show where she and her purchased husband and VH-1 are all telling us it's going to be one crazy wild ride. LeAnn has promised to get loaded and fight with her husband who will call her every name in the book, save... read more

The Women of the View Like To Say Shit

The cackling hens on The View tore into each other with various knuckle-headed and completely unfounded accusations on either side of the Woody Allen child diddling allegations. Barbara Walters kicked it off by asserting that Woody Allen couldn't have molested his... read more

Chris Brown Isn't Going To Jail...Again

Chris Brown has his ass saved from prison lights out penetration once again after a judge dismissed a motion to take him out of rehab to serve time in prison. The screechy chick beating douche is currently serving a 90 day stint in rehab and anger management after... read more

Xenia Deli Models Lingerie For BodyCentral

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Ireland Baldwin Suddenly Seems Very Important

Because she's the daughter of Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger, Ireland Baldwin would very much like to be famous as well, and that hasn't been very difficult for her, because she's young and attractive and those are two characteristics that ordinary people worship. But... read more

Helen Flanagan Poses In Lingerie For Nuts Magazine

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