Alec Baldwin's Wife Still Trying to Get Noticed

When you're a 20-something pretend Spanish yoga teacher and you marry old Alec Baldwin, you probably think you're finally going to get the recognition first promised by your touchy middle school dance teacher. But Alec isn't exactly about promoting those around him. On... read more

Vatican Gets Delivery Of Coke Filled Condoms

The Vatican received a special package containing 14 condoms filled with 340 grams of cocaine. I guess somebody didn't read the Catholic Church's position on the use of rubbers. I remember being told in Catholic school that condoms would make me impotent. In this case... read more

Lady Gaga Is Music

With every new song release from her ARTPOP album, Lady Gaga dons the dental hygienist face guard as the natural reaction of casual radio listeners will be to want to shit in her eyes. Her latest release is entitled G.U.Y. and I have no fucking clue what it's about. I'm... read more

Tara Reid Posts Bikini Photos To Twitter

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Remember When You Wanted to Lick Tish Cyrus' Thighs?

It's definitely possible that the site of Tish Cyrus' ass melting down her legs caused Bret Michaels brain to spontaneously hemorrhage. I myself just shit a raisin that I consumed back in second grade snack period. I can already read the letters from the ladies... read more

Kim's And Kanye's Rep Claims They're Not Greedy

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are currently suing YouTube founder Chad Hurley because they believe that since their engagement video was leaked online, they lost out on a lot of money that they could have received from selling it, like all truly loving couples do. Chad... read more

Shanna Moakler In A Sheer Dress Celebrating Her Birthday At Crazy Horse In Las Vegas

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Justin Bieber Thinks He's James Dean Now

Justin Bieber makes the same stupid, confused face in every picture he takes, as he looks like a cross between a guy who hasn't taken a shit in 20 years and someone who can't find his car in a supermarket parking lot. He proved that when he found an old photo of James... read more

Mila Kunis Is Pregnant With A Douchebaby

If she was trying to hide the fact that she is pregnant, then Mila Kunis did a pretty terrible job. Ashton Kutcher's future wife was reportedly spotted at a pre-natal yoga workout in Hollywood, and she obviously had the right reason for being there, unlike those of us... read more

January Jones Wants to Have Sex With Rihanna

Meh. It's one of those stupid questions that used to be provocative, now every girl in Hollywood has a prepared answer for it. Which other girl would you like to sleep with? Everybody used to say Mila Kunis because they could earnestly say how pretty she is, how... read more

Sean Penn Is Building a Nest For Charlize Theron

Satellite imagery diverted from the South Indian Ocean revealed work being done at Sean Penn's angry Malibu home. Yes, even his home is angry. A safety fence was being installed around his pool and a trampoline was being constructed, signaling to everybody Sean would... read more

Kim Kardashian Gets Her Vogue Cover

Vogue not so fetching editor Anna Wintour pretends to be the immovable object, but she isn't. She's just a creepy looking neighbor lady with a bad haircut who you discover wasn't just selling Mary Kay out of her the back of her Kia. Kim Kardashian greatly wanted her... read more