Lolo Jones Bitches About Her Paycheck

Noted 30-year old virgin and twice Summer Olympics failed Lolo Jones took to the annoying new Vine video feed to bitch about her U.S. Bobsled team paycheck. Apparently, training to be on a Winter Olympics team isn't a way to get a fat bank account. It really must be... read more

AnnaLynne McCord Riding Her Bike On The Beach

There's a new trend in Hollywood where celebrity girls are riding classic looking bikes around town. I'm not sure if it's some bubbly ode to the environmental movement or it's because they're trying to give dirty old men erections, I'm just glad it's happening. With a... read more

Chris Brown Solves the Healthcare Crisis

Chris Brown has entered the contentious debate over healthcare by declaring on Twitter that everyone should have free access to medical care. This comes on the heels of him ending the multi-generational war between the Bloods and the Crips in his latest music video, ... read more

Russell Brand Destroyed Some MSNBC Hosts (VIDEO)

Cable news is probably one of the worst things in the world, behind cancer and blog posts about things that remind you of the 90s, and that's why we're lucky, for once, to have a guy like Russell Brand fuck with the system. Brand was on Morning Joe on Monday to talk... read more

Time To Hang It Up, Cher (VIDEO)

Cher is 67-years old. Yet there she was last night on The Voice finale dressed like a stripper in Thunderdome. I'm not trying to say that a woman her age can't still perform live music and be a good entertainer, but know your audience, Cher. Do you think that if dance... read more

Serena Williams Broad Shoulders Have No Room For Rape Victims

For some inane reason, Serena Williams felt obliged in the midst of a sports interview to comment on the Steubenville rape case. Maybe being an Amazonian woman who can bench press three tractors makes you less sympathetic to the plight of weaker girls, but Serena blurted... read more

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Miley Cyrus Might Have Been The Hottest Woman On Jimmy Kimmel Live (VIDEO)

The best moments on Jimmy Kimmel Live are when the host sends a fake reporter out to humiliate random people by asking them questions about things that aren't true and watching them lie their asses off. His ridiculous celebrity music videos aren't bad either, like "I'm... read more

J Woww Shows Off Her Cleavage

I can't remember what J-Woww does anymore except for show up to events and show off her tits. So I looked it up. Turns out she shows up for events and shows off her tits. Usually she has that little truck stop troll hanging alongside like a diseased monkey pet. Oh, yeah,... read more

Justin Bieber Cleared on Hit and Run Charges (VIDEO)

It's hard to say who to root for in a showdown between teen lesbian Justin Bieber and the paparazzi that hound him everywhere he goes. It's like you're a North Korean train driver running off the tracks and you have to choose to run over either Dennis Rodman or The... read more

Kaidence Donda West Is the Name of Your Destroyer

If you had Kaidence in the Kim Kardashian and Kanye West baby naming pool, you may just have won a $500 gift card. I'd use it quick before the child grows up to bring a hellish apocalypse upon the human race. Maybe you have a few weeks until she learns to breathe fire... read more

Courtney Stodden Boob Job Surgery (VIDEO)

I know I'm starting to get a reputation. This is just like back in high school when I put out for every girl who would have me in any way possible. Only now it's showing tit jobs. Eh, you've got to be known for something. Here's a first look at Courtney Stodden getting... read more

Stoya Ruined Porn For Dad (VIDEO)

Porn star Stoya was asked by the Huffington Post what her parents think about her career as one of the most well known video jizz targets out there. Her answer: "My dad is purely just angry that I ruined porn for him". She says that whenever dad goes to Redtube for some... read more

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