Farrah Abraham Doesn’t Know What A Feminist Is

By Jack September 04, 2013 @ 12:15 PM

Everyone’s favorite Backdoor Teen Mom, Farrah Abraham, is back with more stupidity. In this thrilling episode she doesn’t know what a fenminist is. Like, she’s never heard the word before. You’d think that by the time you reach your 20′s feminism might have come up, but I guess not. She was being interviewed by Miami Herald columnist Allie Conti, (for their mentally challenged whore vertical, I guess), when this little exchange happened:

Do you consider yourself a feminist?
I’m pretty feminine. I think so.

Not feminine — feminist.
What does that mean, you’re a lesbian or something?

No, that’s not what I’m asking at all.
What context are you saying it in?

It’s a complicated concept, but I guess at its most basic, it means that women are equal to men.
Oh, I definitely feel that women are equal to men. No doubt about that. I mean women should have equal rights to men, every day.

I understand that this girl got pregnant in her teens and isn’t exactly well educated, but come the fuck on. Am I asking too much from people to know basic concepts like what feminism is…especially if you are a fucking woman? A lot of so-called feminists today equate being promiscuous with being feminists. As if you are breaking down barriers by fucking some rando in the bathroom at Applebees. If that’s the case than Farrah Abraham’s asshole is Gloria Steinem.

Kim Kardashian Wants To Show Her New Mom Boobs Off in Playboy

By Lex September 04, 2013 @ 12:12 PM

Pregnant Kim Kardashian Shows Off Her Cleavage Out To Lunch In Beverly Hills
In an upcoming episode of the heavily staged reality show Keeping Up With the Kardashians, a still pregnant Kim talks about wanting to pose for Playboy again after she pops out her demon seed (the bastard to become known as North). This even though she has said before she was uncomfortable doing her last Playboy shoot. I think that had something to do with taking a check for getting naked when her mama raised her to always get cash. I must admit, as much as I find her a despicable piece of human trafficked waste, I’d pay to see Kim’s new mom tits. I’d also pay to see her locked in a motel room where a Spanish midget dressed in a devil costume snaps her repeatedly with a wet towel. I can’t possibly rank those two.

You can see Kim in her original Playboy shoot HERE.

Photo Credit: Getty, WENN

Sydney Leathers Showed Off Her Plastic Surgery (VIDEO)

By Travis September 04, 2013 @ 11:00 AM







With Anthony Weiner continuing to pour gasoline on the tire fire that is his New York City mayoral campaign, his former online mistress, Sydney Leathers, is still taking drastic steps to help her feel confident in pursuing a career in porn or whatever. Just as she gave her first big interview after outing the man known to her as Carlos Danger to Inside Edition, Sydney has also showed them her new nose job and liposuction results.

Of course, she showed the plastic surgery off right after it happened, so she looks like a mangled horror movie character, but a girl’s gotta eat, I suppose.

Claudia Jordan In A Bikini

By Lex September 04, 2013 @ 10:29 AM

Claudia Jordan Models A Bikini On The Beach In Miami

Photo Credit: PCN, WENN

Mila Kunis Hates Buying Groceries

By Travis September 04, 2013 @ 10:00 AM

Mila Kunis was out shopping for groceries in Los Angeles yesterday with an older woman, who I assume is either her mom or Ashton Kutcher’s stylist, and she did not look pleased at all that people were taking her picture. In fact, she was so pissed-off-looking and plainly-dressed that people might have even started mistaking her for Kristen Stewart. But you can’t really blame Mila for looking so irritated, because if you had to listen to Ashton cry about how people hated Jobs all day long, you’d want to put a bullet in your skull, too.

(Photo Credits: Owen Beiny/WENN.com)

Mr. T Had A Threeway With Some Real Housewives

By Travis September 04, 2013 @ 9:00 AM

At least, I hope that Mr. T had a threeway with Brandi Glanville and another woman, because otherwise he just kind of looked like a tourist asking a couple F-listers for a quick photo yesterday in Beverly Hills. I’m also disappointed in Mr. T that he’s wearing a regular FBI shirt and not the Female Body Inspector kind, because if you’re 61-years old, barely working and walking around Beverly Hills in sweatpants and slippers, you’ve already pretty much said, “Fuck it.”

(Photo Credits: Winston Burris/WENN.com)

Elisabetta Canalis In A Bikini

By Lex September 03, 2013 @ 7:54 PM

Elisabetta Canalis In A Bikini On The Beach In Porto Cervo
This is the second girl today that George Clooney has nailed that we get to see in a bikini. Which should only serve to remind you that checking out a hot model in a bikini is a sad sorry second place to having sex with a hot model. Lots of inspirational type folks would tell you to get off your ass, get off the computer, and go get some for yourself. I’d tell you to stay on your computer and figure out how to catfish yourself as George Clooney. That get off your ass thing is never really going to work.

Here’s Elisabetta Canalis in a bikini at some fancy Italian resort where the women are so good looking you pray for the chance to catch an STD.

Photo Credit: FameFlynet

Kanye Dances for Dictator Cash

By Lex September 03, 2013 @ 6:18 PM


All the people who get upset over shit are really upset about Kanye West taking $3 million bucks to play the wedding of the grandson of the Royal Poobah of Kazakistan. I don’t think Kazakhstan was even a country on the last day I was ever in a school, but I’m guessing it’s located somewhere to the east of the I Don’t Give a Shit Mountains and just below the Middle of Fucking Nowhere Valley. And maybe the Great Leader of Kazakhstan likes to beat and torture people. But is he really any worse than half the people who attend Kanye concerts now? Is a dictator any worse than playing to the Kardashians? Meh, the Kardashians may not beat their opponents with truncheons in the streets, but would you rather take a stick to the face or three years of Khloe incessantly whining on Twitter? Precisely.