Tati Neves A Once And Future Star in the Brazilian Paid Sex Industry (VIDEO)

By Lex November 19, 2013 @ 1:56 PM

Tati Neves Poses In A Thong Bikini For A Photoshoot In Rio
This really is a Pretty Woman type fairytale. Tati Neves has been squatting on a lot of broke dicks, just waiting for the magical tool to lift her out of Brazilian sex worker obscurity. Along comes angry little lesbian Justin Bieber with a spray paint can in one hand, his stuffed animal comfort monkey Mr. Dithers in his other, demanding he be satisfied for two hundred Canadian dollars. Now Tati Neves is the toast of the town, the talk of sex trade Broadway. Photo shoots, interviews, Bieber-hired Amazonian assassins trying to kill her with poison tipped blow darts. It’s all happening for Tati Neves, brothel worker, former porn starlet, and current vagina d’ jour.

Here’s the Oscar worthy opening minute of Tati’s adult film work when she was booked as Emanuele. You can see this girl was destined to be a star. It’s like watching a young Meryl Streep. So powerful in her vulnerable quiet moments.

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Monika Jagaciak Poses In A Bikini For A Victoria’s Secret Photoshoot On The Beach In Saint Barthelemy

By Lex November 19, 2013 @ 1:39 PM

Monika Jagaciak Poses In A Bikini For A Victoria's Secret Photoshoot On The Beach In Saint Barthelemy

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Andrea Calle Wears A Tiny Bikini To The Beach In Miami

By Lex November 19, 2013 @ 12:06 PM

Andrea Calle Wears A Tiny Bikini To The Beach In Miami

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Brittany Murphy’s Dad Knows Who Killed Her

By Travis November 19, 2013 @ 12:00 PM

Actress Brittany Murphy died suddenly at the age of 32 back in 2009, as she reportedly collapsed in the bathroom of her home and was declared DOA by the staff at Cedars-Sinai. It was later determined that she died of pneumonia and anemia, as well as complications from drug use, while a strange series of events that followed made pretty much anyone who cared look at her husband Simon Monjack for answers. But then he died five months later under similar circumstances and here we are today.

Except Brittany’s dad, Angelo Bertolotti, claims that the results of his own private investigation prove that she had traces of barium in her hair before she died, and she was poisoned with criminal intent, according to the New York Daily News. So who would do such a thing? According to the Daily Mail, it was the big, bad government getting revenge for Brittany supporting her friend, Julia Davis, who was a whistleblower against the Department of Homeland Security.

This is huge, if true, because it means that our government agencies have officially jumped the shark in terms of who they’re willing to murder.

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Jennifer Lawrence Disgusted By Hollywood Selling Sex

By Lex November 19, 2013 @ 11:37 AM

Jennifer Lawrence Shows Sideboob At The Premiere Of The 'Hunger Games- Catching Fire' In Paris
Add Jennifer Lawrence to the list of good looking girls with big bazoongas that don’t want to be sex objects. Even worse than Kate Upton’s ‘stop dreaming about plugging me’ demands, Jennifer doesn’t want you aroused by any young sexy women in Hollywood:

“It is a part of the entertainment industry that sells. For some disgusting reason, young sex sells even more.”

Jennifer Lawrence was responding to a question about Miley Cyrus, but I guess was talking about all 20-year olds. Jennifer’s way too smart not to know why guys have chased after young women since time immemorial, so I’m going to surmise that Jennifer mostly felt bad for Miley being a spastic snaggle-tooth who needs to flash her vagina to get attention. Jennifer had little time to elaborate on her pronouncement before rushing off to flash her young tits to sell more Hunger Games tickets.

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Tom Brady’s Old Bodyguards Are Going To Prison

By Travis November 19, 2013 @ 11:00 AM

Back in 2009, Tom Brady and Gisele Bündchen were married in Costa Rica, where they tried to enjoy a nice, private wedding ceremony with their friends and family like all extremely wealthy couples ultimately desire. What they didn’t want was a bunch of dickhead paparazzi climbing the fences and trying to sneak pictures of the ceremony and reception, so they had their then-bodyguards, Miguel Solis and Alexander Rivas, making sure that nobody was taking photos. When the pair found two paparazzi snapping pictures, they demanded that they turn over their memory cards, and when they refused, the bodyguards opened fire on their car. Now, according to TMZ, Miguel and Alexander have been sentenced to five years in prison, and this will really only be an important story when one of Tom’s kids goes missing five years and one day from now.

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Kim Kardashian And Her Tits Hit The Town

By Travis November 19, 2013 @ 10:00 AM

Kim Kardashian took her newly 18-year old sister Kendall Jenner out for a little fun in New York City last night, and in case you were wondering if Kim feels threatened at all by the fact that Kendall is younger, more attractive and probably far more popular among the world’s perverts that have made this family powerful, she doesn’t. It’s probably only a coincidence that while enjoying a simple, nice evening with family, Kim wore a dress that made it impossible for even blind people to not stare at her giant mom breasts. It would have only been suspicious if Kris Jenner had built a tiny golden throne for herself and had it surgically implanted between Kim’s massive tits. Otherwise, this is a nonstory.

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Joanna Krupa Goes Braless For A Walk In Miami

By Lex November 18, 2013 @ 7:43 PM

Joanna Krupa Goes Braless For A Walk In Miami
I can’t remember exactly, but I think when both lights are illuminated, that means Joanna Krupa is available for service. Just be sure to ask about the rates before you climb inside.

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