Lindsay is extra extra sorry this time

By brendon November 01, 2011 @ 6:30 PM

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Two weeks ago, Judge Stephanie Sautner ruled that Lindsay Lohan has violated her probation (again) and tomorrow she’ll be back in a court room for her hearing. If found guilty (which she is), Lindsay could get as much as 18 months in jail (which she won’t).

The Los Angeles City Attorney and the LosAngeles County District Attorney will ask the judge to formally revoke Lindsay Lohan’s probation and send the embattled starlet to jail for at least 90 days, during her court appearance Wednesday.

I guess 90 days would be good punishment but she’s committed so many crimes at this point it’s hard to sort them all out and even know what this one is for. Can’t we just compromise and send her to Mexico or something.

Kate Upton is good at Halloween

By brendon November 01, 2011 @ 3:30 PM

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I’m still not quite sure what Kate Upton was supposed to be for Halloween last night in New York. She sort of looks like a sexy version of Marilyn Monroe if she were a zombie. The unsexy version of Marilyn Monroe is she were a zombie would be Kirsten Dunst.

(source = inf and getty)

what is Scarlett Johansson smoking?

By brendon November 01, 2011 @ 2:24 PM

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Scarlett Johansson was on the set of ‘Under the Skin’ in Arbroath, Scotland, today, taking a break and smoking some weed. I can’t say it’s weed for sure of course, but earlier today she said she’d be down to make a sex tape, and stuff like sex tapes and Pringles only seem like a good idea when you’re high.

(source = fame)

Holy Crap!

By brendon November 01, 2011 @ 1:16 PM

A Boeing 767 that left from Newark with 230 passengers landed at the Warsaw airport about 3 hours ago, which is noteworthy because it did it without landing gear. That made things much more exciting! Has anyone ever flown that Mexican airline? I bet their planes are all dropped real low and this is what all their landings look like.

(source = BBC)

Scarletts naked pictures were for Ryan Reynolds

By brendon November 01, 2011 @ 12:13 PM

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Scarlett Johansson and I both agree that the best way to deal with some creep leaking your private naked pictures online is to just ignore it. Especially if I’m the one doing it. So not only does she admit to the Vanity Fair that the naked pictures of her are real, but she says why she did it.

Scarlett Johansson does not seem the least bit ashamed when discussing her recent nude-photo scandal with Vanity Fair contributing editor Peter Biskind. “I know my best angles,” she says with her trademark insouciance. “They were sent to my husband,” now ex Ryan Reynolds. “There’s nothing wrong with that. It’s not like I was shooting a porno.” She adds saucily, “Although there’s nothing wrong with that either.”

By the way, yes, Scarlett Johansson just implied that she would blow a guy and let him film it. What a friendly girl she is. I was gonna use ether on her but this is much better.

Harrison Ford is ruining everything

By brendon November 01, 2011 @ 10:28 AM

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Indiana Jones and his wife Alley McBeal dressed up as an 80′s hair band couple for Halloween party in Brentwood last night, though I really wish they hadn’t. For Gods sake, he’s 70. And I don’t like seeing Han Solo this way. It’s like having your grandfather come out of the closet.

(source = pacific coast news)

Jessica Simpson confirms shes pregnant

By brendon October 31, 2011 @ 6:01 PM

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Just about an hour ago on her twitter, Jessica Simpson confirmed the rumor that shes pregnant by posting these pictures with the caption…

“It’s true – I’m going to be a mummy!”

So really you can see why it’s her fault that I attacked her with fire.

Gwen Stefani is classy

By brendon October 31, 2011 @ 4:58 PM

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As usual Gwen Stefani shied away from the slutty stuff and wore this classy Cinderella costume to a Halloween party in Beverly Hills, and I don’t know who the guy is with her but I guess he’s supposed to be in Poison. Wouldn’t it have made more sense for him to dress up as someone from Cinderella. Then they could have a little theme going! I’m not even gay and I thought of that. He should have thought of it in like 2 seconds.

(image source = fame)