Tuesday afternoon headlines

SALVATORE GIUNTA - was awarded the Medal of Honor today, the first living recipient in almost 40 years. The LA Times has a transcript of the Presidents speech here, and Giunta has a twitter page here (update - maybe just go to the US Army page for now), so if you wanted to say something to an actual hero, that might be a good place. Moving right along... DEMI LOVATO - hopes to get out of rehab (for cutting) and back...read more

Eva Longoria is getting a divorce

Hey, remember that post 5 minutes ago? This one. The answer is "yes". Eva Longoria and Tony Parker are getting divorced ... TMZ has learned. Parker filed for divorce yesterday in Texas. The "Desperate Housewives" actress and the San Antonio Spurs star married back in July of 2007. Eva has stated that she has Tony's initials tattooed on her body ... in a mystery spot. She also has Tony's jersey number -- "Nine" --...read more

is Eva Longoria almost single?

E! says that Eva Longoria, who was once inseparable from her husband Tony Parker Longoria, is now very very separable. Is it because she wants me to stick it to her? Yes, probably. Something is going on in Eva Longoria Parker's world—and it doesn't sound good. Her camp is on lockdown and not talking. But here's what we know: Not only did Parker host the MTV EMA awards in Europe on Nov. 7, but four nights later she was...read more

Jessica Simpson had to buy her own engagement ring

Jessica Simpsons new fiance played in the NFL for 6 years, and even had a pretty good season in 2004, but he hasn't had a team for 2 years now and never had a big contract. In other words he's almost certainly broke, so before he proposed to Jessica, she had to go buy herself a ring and then pretend to be surprised. Popeater says... The sight of Jessica Simpson's $100,000 ruby-and-diamond Neil Lane engagement ring...read more

who is the windows phone girl in lingerie who says "really"?

So last night, in between Michael Vick fisting the Redskins, that Windows phone commercial came on, the one that has people saying "really?" and plays In The Hall Of The Mountain King, but much more importantly has that amazing piece of ass in lingerie trying to get the attention of her husband, who I assume is gayly texting his homosexual lover. And since her breasts kinda bounce when she throws the pillow at the guy...read more

is Ke$ha still repulsive? Let's find out!

You know she is, brother! She's still down in Australia, and yesterday went swimming at Bondi Beach. Thankfully she didn't wear a bikini again. I'd rather see the clouds part and angels announce the End of Days than her giant square ass in a thong. (source = pacific coast)read more

Jessica Simpson is not getting a pre-nup

I think we all know that Jessica Simpsons marriage to Eric Johnson is gonna last about as long as the first piece of wedding cake they give her, so it would be dumb to not get a prenup and put her 100 million dollar fortune at risk. And since Jessica Simpson is dumb, that's what she's gonna do. Popeater says... "Nick (Lachey) walked away with over $10 million of her money when they divorced, because they had no...read more

Scarlett Johansson is the, ahem, "GQ Babe of the Year"

Scarlett Johansson has been named the 2010 GQ Babe of the Year, and what better way to show what a hot - oh dear god - "babe" she is than by having her pose in a one piece swimsuit with a rope belt in front of a gray background. Jesus Christ, does GQ know what year it is. Is this issue for all the Doughboys as they head off to Europe to fight the Kaiser? TAKE HER GOD DAMN CLOTHES OFF!read more

BREAKING NEWS: SNL did something entertaining

The Unstoppable parody on SNL this weekend would have been good for the way Scarlett Johansson says "Chrysler Build Ing" if nothing else, but it became the kind of thing you'll watch 20 times when it added Jay Pharoahs unbelievable Denzel Washington impression. This is easily the most I've ever re-wound video of a black guy on late night TV that wasn't shot on a security camera. Racism, LOL! (source = filmdrunk)read more

Mel Gibson admits he slapped Oksana Whateverhernameis

Mel Gibson's ex girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva made headlines back in July when she claimed that, during one of their many fights, he punched her, knocking out two of her teeth. In his defense, Gibson told investigators that his dinner was over 10 minutes late. No not really. He says he never punched her, he slapped her, and only because she was hysterical and endangering their baby. According to his declaration, dated...read more

Jessica Simpson is engaged

Just one week after her ex-husband Nick Lachey got engaged to longtime girlfriend Vanessa Mannillo, Jessica Simpson got engaged to boyfriend Eric Johnson. What a coincidence! Us.com says... On Saturday, Simpson flashed a sizable ring on her left hand during an appearance at Dillard's at Oak Park Mall in Kansas City. The Texas native began dating the former NFL player in May while he was estranged from his first wife,...read more

Katy Perry launches her perfume 'Purr'

Katy Perry was at Selfridges in London today for the launch of her new perfume in a kitty shaped bottle named Purr. Wait, hold on one second! My girlfriend can smell like an alley cat? Are we allowed to buy more than one! (image source = wenn)read more

Joe Diffie was drunk at Subway

Country music superstar Joe Diffie was drunk to the point of falling down Sunday afternoon at a Subway in Burbank, and HOLY SHIT he looks terrible. He looks so skinny. And black. When you think about Subway restaurants, you probably don't think, "Great place to go when you're super drunk" ... unless you're the ex-leader of the '90s R&B group Jodeci. TMZ has learned Donald DeGrate Jr. was arrested at a Subway in...read more

Friday headlines

BATTLE OF LOS ANGELES - has reportedly exceeded studio expectations in a huge way, and now it finally has a full trailer. Here is a cap of what I guess is the monster or alien or whatever. But you know what the real monster is, my friends? Prejudice. (apple) LINDSAY LOHAN - is so serious about drug rehab that she's refusing to take painkillers after having teeth removed this week, according to a "source". As has been...read more

Lindsay Lohan is going back to work early

I think we can all agree that sending someone to jail simply because they committed a series of crimes is uncalled for, so it makes perfect sense that Lindsay Lohan has never paid any kind of price for her 5 year crime spree. Instead she goes shopping all day near the Betty Ford clinic. Except for when she's doing photo shoots. TMZ has learned ... Lindsay Lohan will be a working girl once more ... she's doing a big...read more