Charlie Sheen is not getting a show on HBO

While in the middle of his drug-fueled meltdown yesterday, Charlie Sheen told Radar he wasn't worried about losing Two and a Half Men because he was gonna get a new show, an even better show, on HBO, and instead of the 2 million dollars an episode he got from CBS, HBO was gonna pay him more than twice that. (Sheen is) in serious negotiations to star in his own half-hour show, titled Sheen's Corner -- a deal that more

Alex Pettyfer might be crazy and his house is on fire

One week ago today, Alex Pettyfer was the star of a huge new movie franchise, had a beautiful girlfriend, and a house that wasn't on fire. Now for an update: reverse all that. His movie I Am Number Four was a disappointing third at the box office, Dianna Agron broke up with him, and the garage of his Beverly Hills house is currently smoldering. Fox LA says... The home once shared by Glee actress Dianna Agron and more

Charlie Sheen just shut down Two and a Half Men

The good thing about cocaine is that it gives you lots of energy. The bad thing is that it's energy to do stuff like this. "I violently hate Chaim Levine (Chuck Lorre). He's a stupid, stupid little man and a p**sy punk that I'd never want to be like. That's me being polite." That's Charlie Sheen this afternoon, still talking about Chuck Lorre, his boss, the man who created Two and a Half Men, the show that, more

Charlie Sheen got high and called Alex Jones today

If you've never heard what someone sounds like after they've done enough coke to blow up the sun, you will now because Charlie Sheen was on the Alex Jones Show today, and he spent 18 exhausting minutes calling the creator and producer of Two And A Half Men a loser and a clown and "Hymie Levine", calling Thomas Jefferson a pussy, claiming he cured his drug addiction with his mind, that he has an army of more

Penelope Cruz just had a baby, looks better now

It was less than a month ago that Penelope Cruz gave birth to a baby boy, the first child for her and husband Javier Bardem, and she hasn't been seen much since, but yesterday she was at Jerry Bruckheimers office in Santa Monica, probably for something involving Pirates of the Caribbean 4, which he produced and she stars in. Point being she has huge tits now, which is honestly the only redeeming thing about more

Kanye West wants his n-words to strapup

Kanye West went on his twitter last night to spread the world about how gold diggin bitches be getting pregnant on purpose, and how an abortion can cost up to 100gs. I guess he means paying the girl to get an abortion, because actual abortions don't cost anywhere near that. And they would be damn near free if the girl demanded $100,000, because you should just punch her in the stomach. What's a mop cost, like more

Irina Shayk doesn't shave her legs

Russian model Irina Shayk, mostly famous these days for being the 2011 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit cover model, was out in LA yesterday looking slightly less sexy than she did in the magazine. Mostly because she doesn't shave her legs. And if she doesn't shave her legs, her bush must be an abomination. If I'm dating a supermodel, her vagina better look like it was drawn on with a more

Jennifer Love Chewitt has a hot body

Jennifer Love Hewitt was out in LA today, not surprisingly to get food, and she's gonna need to try harder if she wants to hide or distract people from how big her ass is getting. Way harder. To be honest she might have to go out in blackface. (image source = inf daily)read more

Brooke Mueller is moving back in with Charlie Sheen

Back in December, Charlie Sheen and his wife Broke Mueller rented a little house to spend Christmas skiing in Aspen. Then some stuff happened, and Charlie put a knife to her throat and threatened to kill her. After that they filed for divorce, he kidnapped some prostitute, did a mountain of coke, and had a continuous orgy with porn stars. Which apparently turns Brooke on. "She moved in several days ago," a more

Rihanna and Ryan Phillippe "totally had sex."

Last week there was a rumor that Ryan Philippe, who is supposed to be dating Amanda Seyfried, was hitting on Rihanna, but then people were saying Ryan was really still with Amanda and Rihanna was sexting Colin Farrell. Now Us says that Rihanna and Ryan have been hooking up for months. Who says Hollywood is like high school? Though Rihanna, 23, appeared to blow off Phillippe, 36, at a brunch in L.A. on Feb. 12, more

Lindsay Lohan is back in court today

Lindsay Lohan will be back in a courtroom this morning (for now on just assume she's in court unless otherwise noted), at 8:30am pct, to determine if her felony theft case will go to trial. Her attorney has said that Lindsay would accept a plea deal if it would keep her out of jail. Unfortunately… The judge who will determine Lindsay Lohan's fate in the probation and grand theft cases will be the middleman in more

Hayden Panettiere is friendly

Hayden Panettiere was having lunch in Venice yesterday, but not with her boyfriend, boxing heavyweight champion Wladimir Klitschko. That gave two different guys the opening they needed to hit on her. One was a dog, and he actually got to make out with her, but the real winner was me. Her panties were soaked before I even said a word, as soon as she saw my speedo and tiger tooth necklace. Then when I showed her more

Jennifer Aniston is embracing her spinsterhood

The fact that anyone even noticed is probably a sign that we're all doomed and nothing will ever get better, but not only did they notice, but apparently it's big news that Jennifer Aniston cut a few inches of her hair off. People says... Jennifer Aniston has bid goodbye to the long layers that have been her signature look for years and chopped her hair into a shoulder-length bob. The actress stepped out at a more

Tuesday afternoon headlines

EMINEM - has cast porn star Sasha Grey to star in his video for Space Bound. If there's not a lyric about his semen being "face bound", now would be the time to add it. (the sun) ALYSSA MILANO - is pregnant for the first time, with her husband Dave Bugliari, an agent at CAA. I bet this guy wishes he'd heard that "face bound" lyric from the Eminem song. Would have saved him a lot of trouble. (people) ROSIE O'DONNELL more

private Olivia Wilde pictures have leaked

Private candid pictures of Olivia Wilde, taken by her ex husband, have leaked online, but that really makes these sound hotter than they are. Because she's not naked. Releasing private candids of your ex wife really implies she was gonna be naked. But she's not. This is bullshit. Now I know what you're thinking, and I partially agree, but let's not bring the police into this just yet. Maybe he's got more, let's more