Playmate Hope Dworaczyk says Lindsay is fat

By brendon December 16, 2011 @ 3:55 PM

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It’s easy to take shots at Lindsay Lohan these days, and fun, and 100 percent justified, which is why people do it. Including 2010 Playmate of the Year Hope Dworaczyk apparently, who was asked about Lindsays boring and ugly Playboy shoot.

??”I saw that spread, and I was not impressed. I just feel like if I would have known I was doing a Playboy shoot, I would have worked out more maybe.”

Well of course Hope would. She’s a professional, whereas Lindsay is dumb as a rock and works out even less than one. But she could still make it back to being an A-list actress, assuming the two or three hundred other actresses above her these days all get into disfiguring car crashes.

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Gabourey Sidibe has still got it

By brendon December 16, 2011 @ 2:01 PM

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Gabourey Sidibe was at last nights New York premiere of ‘Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close’, the 9/11 movie starring Tom Hanks and Sandra Bullock, and I don’t know who the little kid on the poster is but he and I totally agree on this one.

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Paula Abdul could have been shot last night

By brendon December 16, 2011 @ 12:37 PM

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LAPD showed up at Paula Abduls house in Sherman Oaks at about 2:30 this morning, with guns drawn, after getting a call from a private security company saying her alarm was going off.

They arrived to find the house empty but with the front door open. Police say nothing was stolen and there was no evidence of a break in, so if you’re ever in Sherman Oaks, feel free to go rob Paula Abduls house since she apparently leaves the front door unlocked. You probably have at least 10 minutes before the cops show up. Bring a shopping cart and it’ll be like one of those game shows.

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i heart Amy Childs

By brendon December 16, 2011 @ 11:50 AM

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The best kind of girls are skinny Asian ones with big tits, but skinny girls with big tits and red hair are a very close second. Girls like UK reality star Amy Childs. And that’s not my opinion, that’s a fact. It was in the Bible. Well maybe not the Bible but some book. It might have been a Penthouse but I read it, and that’s the point.

(image source of amy in west hollywood this week to film a work-out dvd, because apparently that’s something people still do = wenn)

Britney might be getting engaged tonight

By brendon December 16, 2011 @ 11:21 AM

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Multiple reports today claim that Britney Spears will get engaged, probably this weekend but perhaps as early as tonight, to her dreamy boyfriend and former manager Jason Trawick.

Radar says he now has the ring that he picked out and ordered a few months ago, and TMZ adds…

Multiple sources who are definitely in the know say Jason plans to pop the question tonight … in Las Vegas.

We’re told Britney knows they’re getting engaged, so it’s not going to be a big surprise.


It’s kind of weird that he’s doing this in Vegas, since that’s where Britney was in 2004 when she got drunk and married another guy named Jason (for 55 hours before having it annulled). I’m petty and insecure so I don’t like it when I have things in common with guys my girlfriend used to date. On a totally unrelated note, has anyone here ever taken in one of those schoolgirl exchange students from Korea? How does that work exactly? Do they include pictures or what?

script pages from the Dark Knight Rises have leaked

By brendon December 15, 2011 @ 7:02 PM

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When the 7 minute prologue trailer for ‘the Dark Knight Rises’ leaked yesterday, most people immediately said two things: “damn that was bad ass!” and “I have no idea what the fuck was going on!”

Luckily someone from the studio was nice enough to email me the script pages for that scene. So now we can find out what the hell Bane is saying, learn the status of the fire, and discover why his henchmen brought along a dead guy in a body bag. Good luck getting that through customs when you land, henchmen.

ohai Sofia Vergaras ass

By brendon December 15, 2011 @ 1:49 PM

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Sofia Vergara was on set for ‘Modern Family’ yesterday, wearing some see-through tights that showed off her fantastic ass. But for some reason they weren’t see-through from the front. Despite the 50 filters I tried on photoshop. It’s damn near 2012 and we still can’t see through a girls clothes?! For Christs sake, even Fred Flintstone had x-ray glasses, and his dog was a fucking dinosaur.

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is Katy Perry pregnant or not

By brendon December 15, 2011 @ 12:20 PM

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Katy Perry was at the Grove yesterday doing a promotion for her perfume ‘Meow’(*), and the way her dress fit has people wondering (again) if she’s pregnant. If I knew I would tell you, but I’ve been avoiding her since she came over all freaked out about missing her period. As if this is my fault; I’m the one who told her to swallow!

(*) the name of her perfume is ‘meow’, i wasn’t doing that thing from ‘super troopers’. her other one is called ‘purr’. image source = wenn