Jared Fogle’s hobbies consisted mainly of power walking and sharing with as many grown women as possible how much he dug paying underage teens to have sex. With hindsight, I bet he wished he had just done more power... READ MORE

Jennifer Aniston got privately married to that actor who wears a motorcycle helmet to ensure she’d be as boring as humanly possible. Her long standing ‘I don’t need a man to be happy’ shtick was the last vestige of... READ MORE

Chelsea Handler’s talk show on Netflix should be coming out around 2019 or once we discover water on Mars, which ever comes last. These shenanigans appear to be a bid to stay relevant following her run of Chelsea Lately, as... READ MORE

It probably wasn’t fair Paula Deen was fired from her TV gig and lost all her sponsors because she dropped the N Word sometime around Reconstruction. Also not fair to the general public that because she’s behind on house... READ MORE

Lucy Liu posted a photo of her new baby on Instagram, Rockwell Llyod Liu. With a name like that he should be able to skirt the nationwide ban on bullying. Liu didn’t mention it, but her rep confirmed the... READ MORE

A Caitlyn Jenner Halloween costume has pissed off the kinds of people who like to get pissed off about things. What pisses my off is that it’s $74. Can’t you just wear a dress and a plastic gold medal... READ MORE

The ‘hey, look who’s here tonight’ guest singers list at Taylor Swift events has picked up to about thirty per evening. It’s been stale since Bruce Springsteen pulled Courteney Cox up on stage in the 80’s pretending she was... READ MORE

Rosie O’Donnell spent the final weeks before her adopted daughter Chelsea turned eighteen hunting her down for daring to leave Castle O’Donnell in the quest of man cock. O’Donnell returned her daughter to the highest tower and resumed drugging her... READ MORE

If a grown man spends fifty bucks for a blowjob, he gets arrested. If he spends a hundred thousand dollars on disfiguring plastic surgery, he gets a reality show. Tobias Strebel’s circle of friends watched grinning as he turned... READ MORE

Josh Duggar, who molested his sisters and then did some really bad things like watch adult pornography, has checked himself into a “long term treatment center” where they will issue him a new passport and send him to rural Spain... READ MORE