Jennifer Love Hewitt had a meeting with stylists. But why?

By brendon May 30, 2012 @ 7:29 PM

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“Hey guys, it’s Jennifer, Love Hewitt, JLove, and I hope you get this message because instead of me coming all the way to the studio for that meeting with the stylists, wouldn’t it be better if they packed everything up and came to my house?”
“Well, you know, not my house, but outside my house? In the street.”
“They could set up the racks of clothes on the curb by all the dog shit.”
“Just tell them not to get bit by that raccoon who defends the garbage cans or get hit by the recycling truck because I’m super busy today. I heard about this store that sells even purpler pants than the ones I have now.”

(image source = fame/flynet)

first pictures of Iron Man 3 villain Iron Patriot/Coldblood 7

By brendon May 30, 2012 @ 3:13 PM

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Despite their best efforts, Disney can’t keep the villains for ‘Iron Man 3’ under wraps forever, and I mean that in the literal sense, because here we see James Badge Dale on set as Eric Savin, who for the most part just stood around under a blanket.

In the comics, Savin is a soldier who loses both legs to a land mine. Those are replaced with fancy robot legs and he eventually becomes a cyborg mercenary called Coldblood.

Yet these pictures show Savin in what looks to be the Iron Patriot armor, and my sources (wikipedia) tell me this is totally different from the comic. Perhaps because Iron Patriot was actually Norman Osborn, the nemesis of Spider-Man, who belongs to Sony, meaning Disney can’t use him in an Iron Man movie. So it would seem Savin will start out good (Iron Patriot) and then turn bad (Coldblood).

He’s expected to team up with a second cyborg named Firepower, both of whom are under the orders of The Mandarin (Ben Kingsley) and Aldrich Killian (Guy Pearce). If all that is true, then Robert Downey is gonna need Scarlett Johansson more than ever. Make sure you bring your gun and karate, Scarlett Johansson!

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Matthew Fox denies beating women. Sort of.

By brendon May 30, 2012 @ 2:04 PM

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After Dominic Monaghan went on twitter and said Matthew Fox had a history of beating women, it was only a matter of time before Fox came out and issued the strongest possible denial. But it’s not that time yet.

Until then, TMZ says that a source says that Fox says–a little too specifically–that he’s “never beaten a woman in his life.” And then he joked, “because they usually go down in one punch”, which was obviously inappropriate. This Matthew Fox guy seems like a real jerk!

(image source of Fox and Monaghan, who at the time said he was wearing sunglasses because he “fell down” = getty)

Jennifer Love Hewitt eats at In-N-Out. Gosh. No way.

By brendon May 30, 2012 @ 1:34 PM

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The people at In-N-Out must have been pretty surprised to see Jennifer Love Hewitt pull up to the drive-thru in a Bentley convertible yesterday. Because they’re not the ones who use glazed doughnuts for buns. “We’ve been through this a hundred times, ma’am.”

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stop feeding Mila Kunis

By brendon May 30, 2012 @ 11:13 AM

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Just a few weeks ago I thought that a young actress in Hollywood could have no better role model than Mila Kunis, but that was before that fat bitch betrayed me and put on like 5 pounds. Now she sucks and I hate her. Just look at her, thinking she’s better than everyone else, sitting in a chair like some fancy queen up on high. What a cunt she is!

(image source of mila filming ‘blood ties’ in new york yesterday = pacific coast, inf)

Dominic Monaghan says Matthew Fox beats women

By brendon May 30, 2012 @ 11:12 AM

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Dominic Monaghan was having a seemingly routine Q and A with fans on twitter when a girl asked him to say hi to ‘Lost’ co-star Matthew Fox. And in a sense, that’s what he did.

FAN: Holla at Matthew Fox and tell him to get a twitter I beg of you.
MONAGHAN: He beats women. No thanks. (1)

FAN: I know it was wrong but what?! What about all those good times you had together?!
MONAGHAN: How do you know we ever did? You don’t know either of us. He beats women. Not isolated incidents. Often. Not interested. (2)

FAN: Spreading an accusation that EVEN eww-TMZ didn’t make… How classy. Hope Matthew Fox sues you for defamation.
MONAGHAN: An accusation is when you “claim” someone did something wrong. I know. But hey little fan girl maybe want to get slapped.
MONAGHAN: And it’s very difficult to sue someone for speaking the truth. (3, 4, 5)

Fox hasn’t responded yet but he better because any guy who hits girls is a complete piece of shit and beneath contempt. Unless that guy is dating Cameron Diaz, in which case it’s really none of our business. Why is everyone such a little busy-body these days.

(images from ‘Alex Cross’, starring Madea as Cross, the character first played by Morgan Freeman, and Fox as Trite Antagonist In A Serial Killer Movie)

this is why you have a dressing room Mark Wahlberg

By brendon May 30, 2012 @ 10:33 AM

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Wee little action star Mark Wahlberg got a spray tan on his hotel balcony in Miami yesterday, then stood there feeling his balls with a typically douchy Mark Wahlberg look on his face. Presumably this was done for the movie he’s filming where he plays a bodybuilder (HA!), or perhaps because he’s just a fag who does this kind of thing.

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Kanye is canceling shows to hang out with Kim Kardashian

By brendon May 29, 2012 @ 3:01 PM

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Kanye West was in Cannes last week for the debut of his short film “Cruel Summer” on Wednesday, and the plan was for him to promote it by performing at the after party. Unfortunately he also brought Kim Kardashian to Cannes, and if she goes too long without food she get’s pissed, so instead of doing that he went to dinner with her.

The New York Daily News says…

West was supposed to join the star of his picture, Kid Cudi, for a “surprise performance” at the Provocateur nightclub.
Cudi did end up performing to a crowd that included Jay-Z (who was also at the screening), but (Kanye and Kardashian) made a brief appearance, then ducked out early for some quality time with each other.

So are they claiming that a musician went and got laid instead of working? Where, on Earth2? This is the first I’ve ever heard of such behavior.

(image source = fame/flynet)