what in the hell

AnnaLynne McCord filmed some scenes for 90210 yesterday dressed like this for some inexplicable reason, either as a character from Avatar or as my balls after I look at too many AnnaLynne McCord pictures. (source = splash news online)read more

Scarlett Johansson is doing fine without Ryan Reynolds

Before she settled down with Ryan Reynolds, Scarlett Johansson had a reputation as a girl who liked to party. And by that I mean have sex. And by have sex I mean with almost anyone. Well Mr Wonderful isn't around to keep her in check anymore, and so now it's game on. Us.com says... About two weeks after Reynolds filed for divorce, Johansson hit the Hollywood Hills home of Jeremy Renner. In honor of his 40th birthday,...read more

Britney has a new single

Britney Spears' first single from her yet-untitled album due in March has leaked a day early, and apparently this is it though that seems hard to believe. Her singing and the music sound like they're from two completely different songs. If you isolated her singing it would sound like a Camp Rock song. If you isolated the music it would sound like you were on South Beach, rubbing coke on your dick and nailing some teen...read more

Tom Cruise will skip the Oscars bc of Anne Hathaway

Back in November, Anne Hathaway hosted Saturday Night Live and did a breathy, stammering impression of Katie Holmes where she talked out of the side of her mouth like she was Popeye or had a stroke, and it was seen by dozens, literally dozens, of viewers around the world. Well two of those viewers were apparently Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, and now they may not attend the Academy Awards next month because...read more

so are Ryan Reynolds and Sandra Bullock dating or not

Sandra Bullock and Ryan Reynolds quickly tried to shoot down rumors that they were dating after spending New Years Eve together in Austin, but if they really want to kill those rumors, maybe they should stop spending romantic weekends together in secluded mountain cabins. Sandra Bullock and Ryan Reynolds have been making top-secret getaways to her home in Jackson Hole, Wyoming, Radar has exclusively learned. "Sandy...read more

Monday morning headlines

DAVID BECKHAM AND POSH SPICE - are having another kid, their fourth. Jesus, keep your pants on lady. Wait are they, Mexican? (people) KHLOE KARDASHIAN - might be pregnant too. Later, the nurse will describe the delivery like this: "Once the portal opened, something from the other side came through, something... horrible." (new york post) LINDSAY LOHAN - was given a $25,000 diamond necklace by a friend, jeweler Pascal...read more

Ali Landry still looks incredible in a bikini

Ali Landry wore a purple and white (geaux tigers!) bikini on the beach in Malibu today, and there better have been something pretty god damn important going on for there to only be 8 pictures of it. Was there some kind of Godzilla attack or something that I don't know about, did he roar out of the sea and stomp on Pepperdine? (source = bauer griffin)read more

friday afternoon headlines

ORLANDO BLOOM AND MIRANDA KERR - had a boy. And I bet that handsome bastard has already gotten more pussy than I have this year. (us) LINDSAY LOHAN - has been handed a $135,000 Range Rover Onyx, to borrow "for an undisclosed length of time", by a Beverly Hills dealer. The plan of course is for people to see Lindsay driving the car and then go see them and say, "I want one of those cars like the one Lindsay wrecked." (...read more

Jason Statham and Rosie Whitely are in Anguilla

Jason Statham and his girlfriend Rosie Huntington-Whiteley were on Anguilla in the British West Indies this week, and you'll be happy to hear she was as plain and boring and average as she always is. The good news is that these pictures use a special new technology, and if you scratch your screen right now it will smell like the ocean. It might take a few tries so just keep sniffing your screen, especially if you're...read more

Kim Kardashian looks different

I only bought these because she was in see thru tights and Splashes headline said, "Kim Kardashian shows some big lips while leaving her house". I feel like they should have been more specific. But apparently they're implying that she recently had some kind of injection or treatment or whatever on her face. And while it's true she looks a little alien-y right now, I can think of worse things than Kim Kardashian with...read more

"Hey. Hey Victoria Silvstedt... little help?"

Victoria Silvstedt was in St Barts yesterday, enjoying the water in a bikini, I think while an old lady lay in the sand dying behind her. So Victoria did the polite thing and moved down the beach a little. She deserves a little dignity in her final moments. RIP old fat lady with the dyke haircut. We're gonna miss ya.read more

Lindsay wants to build a fence so Sam cant spy on her

When Lindsay Lohan moved from West Hollywood to Venice Beach, about a 30 minute drive in traffic, she was shocked and disappointed to learn that her ex girlfriend Sam Ronson had preemptively stalked her by moving right next door first. Ahhh, but Lindsay has once again proven she's as clever as they come. Lindsay Lohan wants to build a fence so new neighbor and ex-lover Sam Ronson can't "spy or see" what's going on...read more

Jennifer Aniston is a drunk

A lot of people are making fun of Jennifer Aniston today because she was drunk at the Peoples Choice Awards last night and could barely slur enough words together to give Adam Sandler his award. Actually she didn't slur enough words together because she forgot one of the two awards, but reading words out loud is incredibly hard. They should have someone else do that. Maybe that homeless guy. They were expecting...read more

Jessica Szhor is naked for Sobe

About this time last year, Sobe tricked Ashley Greene into getting naked in front of them so they could take pictures of it. And it was fantastic. Yet for some reason, instead of re-creating that, this year Sobe hired Jessica Szhor of... I don't know. Vampire Diaries? Gossip Girl? Pretty Little Liars? It's one of those, I assume. So now she's naked and it's not as good. I feel like she should apologize for not being...read more

Jenny McCarthy is not actually a doctor

Jenny McCarthy, Miss October 1993, who has now murdered 622 children, has spent the last few years insisting that vaccines gave her kid autism, despite the fact that it's not true and her kid probably never had autism to begin with. Her only real medical evidence came from a man named Andrew Wakefield, who, unlike Jenny, is a real doctor. That's the good news. The bad news is his data is as real as her hair color and...read more