is anyone gonna tell Rihanna about this

By brendon June 12, 2012 @ 1:46 PM

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“See through” doesn’t even begin to describe what Rihanna wore while walking around New York yesterday. The entire outfit, and the way she wears it, barely even qualifies as clothes. It’s more like how a girl would dress if she were trying to frame someone for a rape.

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Lindsay Lohan lied to police, violated her probation

By brendon June 11, 2012 @ 7:58 PM

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To recap; the first thing Lindsay Lohan reportedly did after crashing her car on Friday was tell people she didn’t do it. She said she wasn’t driving, her assistant was, and it was all his fault, and also the truck drivers fault, and the cars fault.

Now it seems one of the people she told that too was the police officer who questioned her after the accident, and she’s still on probation, so hahahaha fuck you Lindsay.

Lindsay Lohan lied to cops Friday by telling them she was NOT driving the Porsche that slammed into a truck on PCH, and as a result could be prosecuted and her probation revoked.
When Lindsay was in the hospital (she) told police she was a passenger and her assistant was driving but the lie didn’t stick because he told police Lindsay was behind the wheel.
It’s a crime to provide false info to a police officer. 
In addition, lying to police could trigger a probation violation in her shoplifting case, which means she faces the possibility of jail on 2 fronts.
Several eyewitnesses tell TMZ, after the crash Lindsay and her assistant both got out of the car on the passenger side, which means Lindsay had to climb over the console. It appears Lindsay had concocted the lie almost immediately after impact.

Hm. Stunning. Keep in mind that her movie has been sending an Escalade every day to drive her to the set.

So according to Lindsay, instead of being a passenger in the spacious Escalade with a professional driver, she was a passenger in the brand new RENTED Porsche, driven by her assistant, who probably isn’t even listed to drive it. I guess she just wanted to live vicariously through him as he got the thrill of driving the fancy sports car. That’s her story. That’s what she told police. And to be honest the only real surprise is that there’s no part where she climbed out of the car and put her finger under her nose like a mustache and pretended to be Mexican.

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Rihanna used a body double in her Armani ad

By brendon June 11, 2012 @ 4:49 PM

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Rihanna looks better than ever seemed possible in her new Armani jeans commercial (watch it here), perhaps because it isn’t possible and it’s not actually her. Or at least that’s what The Sun says today…

Shots which appear to show Rihanna, 24, revealing her bust and bum are in fact an Irish model named Jahnassa Aicken.
Rihanna’s management insisted Jahnassa, 27, sign an order banning her from talking about the job (but) a source told us: “Jahnassa’s torso, body and bum appear in parts of the ad.

I have no idea if they’re right or not, but it does seem as if her boobs doubled in size from one scene (where you can see Rihannas face) to the next (where you can’t). If I even had the slightest idea of how or where to buy Armani jeans I would be outraged by this deception.

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Katy Perry is spooky, fashionable

By brendon June 11, 2012 @ 2:55 PM

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Like an upscale ghost, Katy Perry hid under a giant Chanel beach towel after arriving at LAX last night. Hopefully that lady in front of her has never done anything to Coco Chanels grave or else she’s gonna have a fucking heart attack when she turns around.

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Jessica Chastain picked a good time to wear this dress

By brendon June 11, 2012 @ 2:03 PM

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Jessica Chastain went from almost total obscurity two years ago to somehow starring in 13 movies since. She had 7 last year, including Brad Pitts wife in ‘Tree of Life’ and an Academy Award Best Supporting Actress nomination for ‘The Help’, then 6 more this year, highlighted by Kathryn Bigelows movie about SEAL Team 6 as they hunt down and kill Osama bin Laden (Bigelows first movie since winning the Academy Award for Best Director for ‘The Hurt Locker’).

It’s a powerful reminder to all the young actresses out there that dreams really can come true in Hollywood, especially if those dreams involve me turning up the brightness on her pictures to maybe see her tits.

(image source of jessica at the tony awards last night = wenn, getty)

Madonna flashed her boob

By brendon June 11, 2012 @ 10:50 AM

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Madonna, who turns 54 this summer, took her MDNA tour to Istanbul over the weekend, and mistaking the crowds polite enthusiasm for geriatric lust, she ruthlessly flashed her tit at them. If pure morbid curiosity forces you to watch the NSFW video, it takes less than 30 seconds before you’re haunted by the anguished screams of the audience as they cry out in horror.

If you don’t have the gag reflex for that, I made some screencaps (also NSFW, starting here). See the nauseous look on her face in the headline? Well just open the pictures in front of a mirror if you’d like to see it again.

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Lindsay is weaving another rich tapestry of lies

By brendon June 11, 2012 @ 10:14 AM

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Driving into the back of an 18-wheeler and totaling her rented Porsche on Friday instantly sent Lindsay Lohan back to her default setting, which is to immediately lie to everyone about everything.

The first thing she did after the wreck was text the set of her Elizabeth Taylor movie saying she wasn’t the one driving. She said her assistant, Gavin Doyle, was. And that’s because she’s not supposed to be driving.

The movie has sent a Cadillac Escalade to bring her to work every day, which was lucky because it followed her on Friday and quickly got her away from the scene. But not before someone tried to bribe the driver of the 18-wheeler, of course.

Lindsay, naturally, says that’s a lie. She says she has no reason to bribe him because he’s the one who caused the wreck. And if you don’t believe that, then what about her brakes? Would you believe they failed? Well you better because she’s also blaming them.

There’s no word yet on if she’ll be ticketed for this or had to take a drug test at the hospital, but there might be something to that because she’s still on probation until May 24, 2014.

Until then she shouldn’t be allowed anywhere near anything like a Porsche. If she drives at all it should be something that’s had the airbag replaced with a razor sharp spike. Let’s see how fast and reckless this cunt drives then.

Lady Gaga got a concussion

By brendon June 11, 2012 @ 9:53 AM

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Lady Gaga got a concussion yesterday during her concert in Auckland, New Zealand, after one of her dancers whacked her in the head with a pole (full video here). After it hit her she rubbed her head and stumbled around a bit, then briefly left the stage before finishing the show as if nothing happened.

Which I guess means she was able to slur her words for the next 90 minutes while bleeding from her ears and twitching and no one could tell the difference between that and her regular music. How flattering! If you’re a performer that must be like the highest compliment you can get.

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