Nick Cannon posted an Instagram shot of his shoe closet in response to Chris Brown having shown off his super interesting closet weeks prior. This is like an old fashioned duel, if the guys were pansies more into fashion than pistols. Dudes... READ MORE

Chelsea Handler posted this photo while holding what appears to be an apple over several of her ingrown hairs. I don’t see the connection. Namely because apples are delicious. She captioned the photo with: “Look at my hair. Something must... READ MORE

Danica Dillon and her poorly made up stripper name claims she had paid sex with Josh Duggar after he came into her Philly strip club and started tossing big dollars around and claimed he was a huge online fan... READ MORE

When I was in high school feminism had a voice in the screechy pissed off songs of Alanis Morissette. When Alanis joined Taylor Swift of all people on stage to sing “You Oughta Know” I think she’s pretty much given... READ MORE

Kris Jenner brought out her sex mannequin daughter and her friend from Guam trying to be an immigrated harder whore to remind everybody that her posse rolls hard, big, and will do anal for Bitcoin. Kris Jenner was being... READ MORE

Swedish model Agnes Hedengard took to YouTube to complain about the fact the modeling industry won’t hire her because they say her hips and ass are too big for fashion. An open letter to prospective employers about what loser... READ MORE

Here’s what I can tell you about Christina Busby, a high school teacher in Alabama. She’s about 5’2″ and she’s down to fuck. Assuming you’re a teen boy in search of casual sex with a not so bad looking... READ MORE

Former NFL player Plaxico Burress served jail time because a loaded gun he tucked into his sweat pants before entering a strip club accidentally shot him in the leg narrowly missing his Plaxico. It’s unclear if that still counted... READ MORE

Paulina Gretzky is as close to being a theoretical ten as is humanly possible. Like Icarus, that’s flying too close to the sun. You don’t want to date these chicks. They’ve never paid for anything once. In fact they... READ MORE

Curt Schilling posted a meme to Twitter containing some non researched stats that a 14 year old kid pulled out of his ass. For this he was issued a brief suspension from ESPN and will no longer be covering... READ MORE