Lily Rose Depp, the sixteen year old daughter of Johnny Depp and that Italian model he fucked for the longest time, has inspired the world by having a friend of hers announce on social media that Depp falls somewhere... READ MORE

Woman beater Chris Brown got a tattoo on his head of an ancient Greek statue for some reason. I hope he doesn’t get mad at the woman on his head and beat the shit out of her. See his... READ MORE

You could tell Grace Jones to put some clothes on. She doesn’t give a fuck. At 137 years of age, she’s hipper than most millennials. Jones put on an exotic costume and shrieking music display at the Afropunk Festival... READ MORE

35-year old Tobias Strebel spent $100,000 in plastic surgery to look just like Justin Bieber. Which just goes to show that doctors have a hard time saying ‘no way, you’re fucking crazy’ in the face of cash money. Strebel... READ MORE

Melissa McCarthy is on a Home Shopping Network mission to make sure that women of all sizes have options for decent fashion choices. Since slender women have always had numerous options, let’s just assume ‘all sizes’ means the bigger... READ MORE

You can’t attend an anti-Wall Street rally in a Goldman Sachs golf knit top. Mexican illegals aren’t holding up Vote Trump signs at whistle stops. Fame whore Phoebe Price attended the National Topless Day rally in in New York... READ MORE

We didn’t need another example of the fact Dave Grohl and the Foo Fighters are pretty fucking cool for old guys. Let’s just say your girl would definitely bang him. You’d have to watch. The guys were in Kansas... READ MORE

Crippled Lindsey Vonn went to Mexico and took a bunch of photos of herself planking in odd locations for reasons unknown. Do some jumping jacks on the ferris wheel and I’ll be impressed. If this is about health you... READ MORE

Bar Rafaeli celebrated her impending marriage to her Israeli businessman fiance who definitely yells into his bluetooth while in line at Whole Foods and is reasonably pushy with waiters. This is acupuncture. Doing it to your face seems on the... READ MORE

Video surfaced of Cris Carter giving a mentor speech to incoming NFL rookies in 2014 including some solid advice on making sure you have somebody tagged in your posse who will take the fall for you if you ever... READ MORE