Miley Cyrus Is Lil Kim For Halloween

Miley Cyrus revealed her Halloween costume on Instagram last night, and she went retro with her joy for showing off her titties and dressed as rapper Lil Kim from the 1999 MTV Video Music Awards. Did Miley pick this costume as a statement within a statement, as she, like... read more

Guess Jeans Picks Their First Non-White Girl

Guess has decided to name its first non-white Guess Jeans girl. Priyanka Chopra. She's Indian. I know this because they've making a big deal out of the fact that she's Indian. Considering their jeans are worn mostly by Hezbollah organizers, it seemed about time to get a... read more

Ke$ha Was Born At A House Party

Crazy slut demon Ke$ha gave Yahoo News a little insight into her life by telling the tale of her mother giving birth to her at a house party. It seems that her mother Pebe Sebert, (yes, Pebe), thought it would be a good idea to invite some friends to the house while she... read more

Georgia May Jagger Poses In Lingerie For Terry Richardson

Do you ever look at celebrity photos and think, shit, I could take photos like that? Yeah, you probably could, Pete Parker. But can you get Georgia May Jagger to strip down to her pleather panties in your apartment? That's the trick. Terry Richardson's place for a goofy... read more

Chris Brown Wants to Understand Why People Get Upset When He Hits Them

You may remember that last time Chris Brown went to anger management counseling, he learned that he can't be leaving visible marks on his bitches when he gets to feeling like a boiling teapot. But that was court appointed counseling. In the manner of the new celebrity... read more

Kanye Believes He and Kim Are More Important Than the Obamas

Kanye West is having another bout of saying shit that makes sense in his world. This time he's claiming that the Blessed He and Kim are more influential than President Obama and his wife Michelle. It all went down when the megalomaniacal semi-decent rapper sat down with... read more

Playboy Playmate Colleen Shannon Arrested For Smuggling Canadian Douchebag

Colleen Shannon was blessed with some killer looks and got herself some major league tits, but a Playboy Playmate and self-described 'world's hottest DJ' does not a scholar make. So when she went to rendezvous in upstate New York with her Canadian drug convict boyfriend... read more

Kardashians Rent Out Magic Mountain Just For Themselves (VIDEO)

Last week the reality family took over AT&T Park to formalize the procreation process between Kim and Kanye, now Magic Mountain theme park just north of Los Angeles to celebrate Kendall's 18th birthday. The place can run about 25,000 visitors on a good day. On a... read more

Dina Lohan Is Managing Ali Lohan's Music Career

Mostly underwhelming 19-year old model Ali Lohan has apparently decided that she wants to focus more on her music career now – "Ali wants her new sound to be Miley Cyrus meets Lana Del Rey" – and according to Radar, she's wisely being managed by the most competent and... read more

Corey Feldman Wants To Take Down Hollywood's Pedophiles (VIDEO)

Corey Feldman is talking to just about any media outlet that will have him right now so he can promote his new book, "Coreyography," which details, among other things, his claims that he was molested by some of the biggest names and wealthiest people still working in... read more

Paula Abdul Had Her Bat Mitzvah In Israel

Paula Abdul could barely contain her batshit excitement when she met Israel's President Shimon Peres yesterday during her visit to his country, as she was there to celebrate her Bat Mitzvah just a few decades after most other Jewish girls. The former pop star and... read more

Camille Grammer's Got Cougaring Problems

When those drunk and miserable Beverly Hills Housewives get canned by their husbands, they inevitably go and grab some young exotic looking dude to peacock around. Camille Grammer found Dimitri Charalambopoulos. And, no, I'm not fucking writing his last name ever again.... read more

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