Lindsay had $10,000 stolen, is totally not lying

By brendon December 12, 2011 @ 10:29 AM

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Lindsay Lohan apparently deserves a vacation, so she was in Hawaii this weekend, but what began as a Saturday of tranquil relaxation ended up as The Midnight of Deception!

Sources tell TMZ, Linds had been at a house party in Laie, Hawaii for about two hours — NOT drinking — and accidentally left her $5,000 Chanel purse in the car.
When she came out, the purse was gone.? According to sources, the purse contained her passport (and other ID), her probation paperwork, and lots of cold hard cash. ?

Wow Lindsay sure does seem to have her passport stolen a lot. It happened in Cannes a few years ago too. Poor Lindsay. I wonder how they managed to break into her rental car. Which was a Jeep. You know, the kind with the plastic back window held on with a zipper. This crew of professional thieves must have had a torch or dynamite or something.

Lindsay stayed long after police left — driving the entire party into a frenzy for hours looking for the purse — and up until this morning, she had come up empty.
But that’s when one of her friend’s eyed a suspicious-looking local, and asked if he knew where the bag was. We’re told the local denied everything, but showed up with the bag minutes later … claiming he found it on the street somewhere. ??We’re told Lindsay was so ecstatic to have the bag back, she didn’t bother asking questions — despite the missing $10,000.??

Ahh yes. You see this kind of thing a lot. You see street criminals risk everything by stealing a purse worth $15,000, then hang around and bring it back to the owner covered with his fingerprints.

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first pictures of Michael Shannon as General Zod

By brendon December 09, 2011 @ 6:54 PM

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I’m not positive if that headline is true by the way. It’s not like I’m under oath or anything. But that’s Michael Shannon on set in Toronto today as the villain in the new Superman movie. I haven’t seen any other ones, and they don’t have any on ‘Man of Steels’ facebook fan page, and they’ve done a real good job with stuff like this. Like those pictures of Henry Cavill as Clark Kent. So if that headline is a lie, blame them. I would be the real victim, if anyone should be mad here it would be me!

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Paula Patton knows how to dress

By brendon December 09, 2011 @ 6:17 PM

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Asian girls are better than regular girls of course, so it was surprising to see that Paula Patton was replacing Maggie Q as the sexy girl agent in the ‘Mission: Impossible’ movies. Did this stranger think she could just walk into my life and turn my world upside down? It was madness. But then she wore this gold mini dress to the German premiere last night, and now all is forgiven. If you’re a hot girl, dressing like a slut can mend a lot of fences.

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‘Battleship’ has a 2nd trailer. Its not helping.

By brendon December 09, 2011 @ 5:49 PM

First of all I need to apologize for being so slow today. I’ve ben miserably sick this week. And this isn’t helping.

When we saw the first ‘Battleship’ trailer, most people were surprised to see that they put aliens in it. Because the movie is based on a game with 0 aliens in it. And nerds like me pointed out that they also put battleships in it, even though the Navy hasn’t had a battleship for like 20 years. So this movie stars 2 things that don’t exist. 3 things if you count Rihannas acting ability.

Lindsay Lohans Playboys pictures have leaked

By brendon December 09, 2011 @ 2:32 PM

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Playboy obviously wanted to keep Lindsay Lohans photo shoot locked down until the magazine went on sale in about two weeks, but obviously any plan involving Lindsay Lohan was going to get fucked up and ruined. So every picture from the magazine is now online. I can’t post it here because Playboy would sue the hell out of me, but they’re on 4chan for now, and the Interobang, and I’ll try to put new links up if these come down.

For the record, she looks awful. It might be the worst shoot I’ve ever seen in Playboy. It’s just blurry pictures of a 7 in a wig in front of a blanket. They should have made it even blurrier, and told everyone they were taking pictures of the old set Marilyn Monroe used but there was no model there, no one was in the pictures when they took them, and they think this is her ghost.

Megan Fox has a sister?

By brendon December 09, 2011 @ 2:25 PM

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Yes, apparently. Named Kristi, who is about 10 years older than Megan, and they went shopping at the Grove in LA last night. And even though she’s attractive in her own right, it must be hard to have a sibling who is an international sex symbol. I know my brother has struggled with it for years.

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Ali Larter is doing it wrong

By brendon December 08, 2011 @ 5:18 PM

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While running errands around LA yesterday, Ali Larter wore a sheer sweater and a pair of leather pants, but the pants were a little loose, and she had on a bra. It was annoying. Maybe after this she could go to Africa and pour bottles of water into the sand since she loves teasing people so much.

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Jessica Simpson cries all the time for no reason

By brendon December 08, 2011 @ 4:23 PM

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Ever since she got pregnant, Jessica Simpson admits she’s an emotional mess and craves fattening food all the time, the inference being that this is somehow different from her life before she got pregnant.

Like a lot of expectant women, mom-to-be Jessica Simpson is craving comfort foods.
“This week it’s peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, toasted. And then, I’ll put some salt on my hand like I’m taking a tequila shot and then take a bite of the sandwich.”
She also admitted her emotions are more heightened than usual. “That’s the one thing about pregnancy — I’ll cry at the drop of a hat,” she said. “Even a great souffle would make me cry.”

“Because they’re only one serving, and that really upsets me. Why don’t they make bigger ones like they do with regular cakes; it’s heartbreaking.”