Aaron Carter Goes Belly Up

It's a shame that we live in a country where a guy with no job can't make a living. Who's going to host a canned food drive for this stupid fucker for Thanksgiving? Is Ashton Kutcher going to stick his intellectual neck out to berate the recording industry for not... read more

Adriana Lima Poses In Lingerie on the Subway

Here's how Tokyo Numero magazine sees America. Hot Brazilian chicks in lingerie on the New York subway surrounded by serious looking black dudes. Which doesn't seem entirely accurate, but fair enough considering when I think of Tokyo I mostly think of middle-aged dudes... read more

Sofia Vergara Poses In Lingerie For The November Issue Of GQ India

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Kendall Jenner Caught Dating Harry Styles On A School Night

I'm not sure whose publicist set this doozy up, but it worked. Fresh off he nipple baring coming out party, Kendall Jenner went out with boy band prancing Harry Styles to a popular West Hollywood restaurant packed with paparazzi. Kris Jenner's black-only dating policy... read more

Ashton Kutcher Puts on His Smart Boy Glasses

There's no higher order of public debate than when a celebrity jumps on a social issue d'jour on the side of article headline populism. Ashton Kutcher may have dropped out of school to pursue male modeling, but that doesn't mean he doesn't know a thing or two about... read more

Rita Ora Talks On A Phone In A Bikini On Her Hotel Balcony In Miami

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George Zimmerman Was Set Up This Time

Despite the fact that most people would probably change their names and go into hiding for the rest of their lives if they were found not guilty of killing a black teenager, thus making millions of people want to beat their asses, George Zimmerman keeps on keeping on,... read more

Looking Good, Melissa Joan Hart

All of the animated film magic and CGI special effects in the world couldn't save former Sabrina the Teenage Witch star Melissa Joan Hart from this shockingly bad makeup malfunction at the premiere of Disney's Frozen at the El Capitan Theatre in Los Angeles last night.... read more

Justin Bieber Doesn't Give a Fuck About Us

According to his manager Scooter Braun, Justin Bieber is the first celebrity to ever completely grow up in the eye of the public like he has, and that's why we should all just chill the fuck out about him behaving like a little shithead all over the world. In a new... read more

I'm Pissed and I Want to Complain, But How?

I've been receiving a bunch of angry letters from the public figures who routinely appear covered on this site. There's no formal process for people to voice their concern over having phrases such as 'urine-soaked tranny' or 'bottomless jizz receptacle' applied to their... read more

Amy Markham Looks Sad But Her Boobs Look Happy

If I was a woman with big tits and a nice ass, I'd grin from ear to ear. All the time. Even when idiots were staring at my tits and my ass because I'd remember that's exactly why I got them in the first place. Cheer up, Amy. When you're sad, your nipples try to escape. ... read more

Anger Rehab Made Chris Brown So Angry

You'd think that violent outbursts in Anger Rehab were pretty common. Sort of like counselors discovering Courtney Love's special rehab pillow cases were made entirely out of edible Oxycodone. Just a by-product of the environment. Apparently not so according to TMZ (who... read more

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