Laura Csortan Faking Them Bones

January 15, 2015 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Hot Australian model Laura Csortan has been posting Instagram photos which she has apparently altered to make herself look slimmer. This seems superfluous because she’s naturally a size negative anorexic point zero five. Csortan has been called out by... READ MORE

Scrub Everything You Own

January 15, 2015 | NSFW | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Her name is Beshine. She owns the world’s largest fake tits. Or so she claims. I suppose if she’s lying we’ll find out soon enough. There can’t be that many contenders hiding in the woodworks. Each of her tits... READ MORE

Taylor Swift Pays the Bills (VIDEO)

January 15, 2015 | video | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Nothing really compares to the pure joy of watching a chick way too old to be a Taylor Swift fan crying because Taylor sent her $1900 to pay off her student loans. Right off the bat, if you’re burdened... READ MORE

Hailey Clauson in A Bikini

January 15, 2015 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Everything about this chick strikes me as authentic. I bet she made these bikinis. Or at least reviewed certificates ensuring prevailing child labor laws were enforced. Look at that damn pout. She very well might have an epic pH imbalance... READ MORE

Chloe Goins Bra Ready to Convict Bill Cosby

January 15, 2015 | Photos | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Chloe Goins insists Bill Cosby CosRaped her at a party at the Playboy Mansion in 2008. Technically she claims she was drugged and woke up in a room with her tits wet with his saliva and Cosby sucking on... READ MORE

Naya Rivera Revels In Stink And Shit Around The Web

January 15, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Hot Latina Naya Rivera claims that daily bathing is just White people shit. She told the menopausal bobble heads at The View that “ethnics” like her only bathe every few days. That seems pretty nasty. If she had said I... READ MORE

Kendra Wilkinson Seems Caring

January 14, 2015 | Photos | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Kendra Wilkinson passed a woman in a mall parking lot begging for spare change and she one upped her by zipping into Ralph’s and snagging the supplicant a $200 gift card. Kendra made the woman promise that she’d never... READ MORE

Lena Dunham Marbles Coming Up

January 14, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Maybe we are the Great Satan. How else do you explain this shit? I’d go boom in a Belgian Sbarro outlet to make this go away. I’m offended on behalf of all the gods, including Vishtag, the Aramaic god... READ MORE

Lady Gaga Starts The New Year By Photoshopping Herself a New Body

January 14, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

2014 was the year of Lady Gaga pretending she didn’t give a rat’s ass she was getting chunky. 2015 is the year she takes it all back with Bikram yoga and Photoshop. She posted a photo to Instagram touting... READ MORE

Charlie Hebdo Post-Terrorist Edition

January 14, 2015 | crowd favorites | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The post-massacre edition of Charlie Hebdo came out today. It’s Muhammad again being all ironic. Some small number of Western media sources are daring to show the cover and getting lit up on Islamic militant chat boards. Most are... READ MORE