its the ‘Django Unchained’ trailer

By brendon June 06, 2012 @ 8:17 PM

Quentin Tarantinos new movie ‘Django Unchained’, a western about a bounty hunter who needs the help of a slave, starring Leonardo DiCaprio, Christoph Waltz, and Jamie Foxx, finally has it’s first trailer.

It’s quickly explained that Waltz and Foxx team up because they need each other, but perhaps one day they’ll look back and realize the real gift wasn’t the reward at the end of their journey, but rather the journey itself, and all the fond memories they created about shooting people.

Jim Carrey has responded to Jenny McCarthy

By brendon June 06, 2012 @ 5:36 PM


To recap; Jenny McCarthy thinks Jim Carrey should still be a father-figure to her 10-year-old son Evan, even though it’s not his kid and they broke up two years ago. And if Jenny finds a new boyfriend or husband at some point, even better. I think we can all agree that, ideally, the kids bedroom will be filled with every man Jenny McCarthy has ever dated.

Shockingly, Jim Carrey disagrees, and so he released this statement.

“I will always do what I believe is in the best interest of Evan’s well being. It’s unfortunate that Evan’s privacy is not being considered.
“I love Evan very much and will miss him always.”

This may be a silly question, but why can’t she just explain the situation to her son. I know he used to have autism but Jenny cured that and now he’s fine. I don’t have the records in front of me but I assume there hasn’t be a recorded case of autism for several years.

So does her son have some new disease? Have pediatricians been sneaking into his room at night and giving him more vaccines? Dr. Tits should get back to the lab and stare at more things she has no understanding of, since that worked so well the first time.

(image source of jenny and evan, because i didnt consider his privacy either = fame/flynet)

Kate Upton says it’s a wrap, I believe her

By brendon June 06, 2012 @ 4:51 PM


I want people to know that it’s perfectly ok to question and even criticize the merit of posting things like a new Kate Upton gif and bikini pictures. Because it’s not like I can actually hear you, and I rarely check my email. So go nuts.

(image source = beach bunny)

John Travolta had a 6 year gay affair with his pilot

By brendon June 06, 2012 @ 3:58 PM


The woman who was John Travolta’s personal secretary for 16 years, from 1978 to 1994, has an interview in the new issue of the Enquirer, and let’s just get this over with as quickly as possible.

“I did everything for (Travolta), including taking care of his personal and professional schedules. Of course I knew he was gay. It never bothered me.”
She also says she was aware of Travolta’s affair with Doug Gotterba, who began working for the actor (as a private pilot) in 1981.  “That’s how I met Doug. We both worked for John at the same time. Doug is a wonderful guy and we are still good friends.”

Gotterba eventually quit because Travolta was “constantly grabbing at his genital area”, so I wonder how that company who hired Travolta to endorse their jets feels now. Their planes are so good that a sodomite can even rape the pilot in mid air. The challenge is how to phrase that in an ad and capitalize on it.

Jim Carrey “turned his back” on Jenny McCarthys son

By brendon June 06, 2012 @ 12:32 PM


Us magazine says that Jenny McCarthy is deeply hurt because Jim Carry no longer spends time with her 10-year old son, something she apparently didn’t anticipate when she and Carrey broke up two years ago.

McCarthy says Carrey has completely turned his back on McCarthy’s autistic son Evan, 10, following their 2010 split.
“I’ve tried to ask Jim numerous times to see Evan, because my son still asks (about him) almost weekly.”
“I tell Evan that someday you’ll cross paths, meet again. . . [but] it’s hard. He’s been in therapy. It’s a process, he’s working on it.”

“That seems totally reasonable,” said a guy who works at Budget car rental. “Jenny rented a Ford Mustang from us last summer, and I feel she should come by now and then and fill it with gas, and maybe put new tires on it, before we have to put it in therapy like some kind of fag.”

(image source of jenny filming a segment on ‘extra’ – wenn, fame/flynet)

Taylor Swift “humiliated” John Mayer

By brendon June 06, 2012 @ 11:01 AM


John Mayer tells Rolling Stone that he was humiliated by Taylor Swift, perhaps because she laughed when he took his pants off for the first time, a pain I know all too well, though in hindsight I wish I had read the article first before volunteering that.

Mayer says that he was “really humiliated” by Taylor Swift’s song “Dear John,” which (she) allegedly wrote about him.
“It made me feel terrible. Because I didn’t deserve it. I’m pretty good at taking accountability now, and I never did anything to deserve that. It was a really lousy thing for her to do.”
“I never got an e-mail. I never got a phone call. I was really caught off-guard.”

At that point he stopped with the personal insults. And started with the profesional ones.

“I will say as a songwriter that I think it’s kind of cheap songwriting. I know she’s the biggest thing in the world, and I’m not trying to sink anybody’s ship, but I think it’s abusing your talent to rub your hands together and go, ‘Wait till he gets a load of this!’ That’s bullshit.”

Well then John should abuse his talent too and write a song called “678-61-9134″, or whatever her social security number is, and then have lyrics like, “Taylor Swift, who lives on 612 Doheny Road in Beverly Hills…” And then he could be like Taylor again and deny that the song is about anyone in particular, and really just about relationships in general. I hear ya John, I’ve been there too, buddy.

(image source = fame/flynet)

Miley Cyrus is engaged

By brendon June 06, 2012 @ 8:28 AM


Get out your best rope belt and fanciest vittles, because Miley Cyrus is engaged to Thors brother (Liam Hemsworth, not Loki).

She’s just 19 and he’s only 22, but they’ve dated for the past 3 years and feel now is as good a time as any to fuck up their lives. Her first step will be to make sure the Country Bear Jamboree is free to play at the reception.

AnnaLynne McCord has a popsicle

By brendon June 05, 2012 @ 5:06 PM


It was a hot day at the beach in LA, so AnnaLynne McCord had a popsicle called the Big Stick, and if only there was some kind of joke to be made about her on her back getting hotter and wetter until she finally took that Big Stick in her mouth and finished it off with her tongue.

I may have to come back to this one.

(image source = pacific coast)