Heaven sent late 40-something Ravens cheerleader Molly Shattuck was finally sentenced for the horrible non-crime of blowing a fifteen year old boy who went to her son’s school. Nothing worse than when a big titted blond mom picks your name... READ MORE

Kylie Jenner was recently offered ten million dollars to make a sex tape with Tyga for Vivid. Porn expert Larry Flynt claims Kylie Jenner’s ass is worth a million dollars tops. That’s what he’s offered her to take a naked... READ MORE

Backdoor Teen Mom Farrah Abraham took off her clothes to show off the new Luis Vuitton purse she either bought or stole at the mall. Theft would explain why she was naked. Think harder. Since appearing on camera with... READ MORE

Kendall Jenner tried to spell out the name of a new ADHD drug in the sand to earn herself a $30K bonus but ended up drawing a picture of Khloe’s vagina with a giant three headed black baby pushing... READ MORE

A special child porn police force of the future raided the home of Gene Simmons where they grabbed up computers and other electronic devices which may or may not include Shannon Tweed’s vibrator because I’d take that too. Police... READ MORE

Women with big milky breasts can do no wrong. I want to punch people in the offal organs who mock her looks because I hear her voice in my head telling me to do so. If that voice ever... READ MORE

Kate Hudson is busy promoting her Fabletics brand of activewear for women who like post photos at the gym after misting their foreheads with a spray bottle. Hudson posted this one to Instagram along with her friend Angi Greene.... READ MORE

LA County Sheriff’s investigators are recommending Caitlyn Jenner be charged with misdemeanor vehicular manslaughter, which is regular old vehicular manslaughter but for rich white people with good attorneys so you get little if any jail time. Driving around town... READ MORE

Emily Ratajkowski proclaimed she isn’t really into fitness as she posed with a bucket of margaritas. That’s called rubbing it in your faces ladies. Tits and attitude, the poor man’s Double Whammy: “I don’t have a trainer, and I don’t really... READ MORE

90’s hottie Carmen Electra is coming out with her own line of personal lube. You can fire up those old Baywatch tapes and slather your wiener in her petroleum jellies and have a grand old time. Hide the selfie stick now.... READ MORE