Rihanna's Billboards Censored By Dublin Residents

Leave it to the Irish to cover up the single compelling aspect to Rihanna. What's the concern? Irish men will see the naked exotic woman and diminish their desire to spill their seed into pasty chunky girls in cankle length skirts? Doubt it. So long as the drinks flow,... read more

Farrah Abraham Flashes Panties

Farrah Abraham does not want notoriety. Can she be any clearer about this? She does not want attention from any of her personal appearances, promotional events, or staged publicity moments. You can say she does, but that's just you saying it. She's not listening. She... read more

Chris Evans Plays The Badass In The Snowpiercer International Trailer (VIDEO)

Snowpiercer is the story of a post-apocalyptic America in which all of the survivors live on a gigantic train that just keeps circling the globe because everything else is covered in ice and too cold for humans. Except for Arizona, probably, because that place is always... read more

Scarlett Johansson Sexy Cellphone Pic

It was just a couple years ago that Scarlett Johansson's attorney was threatening to sue the shit out of everybody and their mother if they shared her nude cellphone pictures. Scarlett was so shaken up, she started having sex with Sean Penn. No woman should ever have to... read more

Miss USA Winners Still Naked For PETA (VIDEO)

Yesterday, we brought you the incredibly important news that four former Miss USA winners – Shanna Moakler, Susie Castillo, Shandi Finnessey and Alyssa Campanella – took off all of their clothes and covered their breasts for PETA. A braver act we hadn't seen in some... read more

Charlie Sheen Has An Interest In Farrah Abraham

Just like Meryl Streep, Julia Roberts, Madonna and all of the other hugely successful female celebrities that she aspires to be like, Farrah Abraham spent the evening judging a pole dancing competition. And that's not even the tip of the iceberg for her meteoric... read more

Amanda Bynes Wants Miley's Nose

The closer Amanda gets to no-return batshit crazy, the more fun she gets. All the decent people are asking that she get help, but those people just hate good entertainment. They would have protested the gladiator fights at the coliseum. Oh, no, one of them gets stabbed... read more

Miss USA Winners Almost Nude For PETA

If these girls truly cared about animals, they'd show us their tits. You're half in ladies? Fine. I'm skinning a mink alive tonight. [gallery ids="1416242,1416252,1416262,1416272,1416282,1416292,1416302,1416312,1416322,1416332,1416342"] read more

Lindsay Lohan Rehab Beach View Upgrade

I guess Lindsay was really good at air-hockey and smuggling in smokes, because she's earned out of the Betty Ford clinicand into some life-affirming named rehab center in Malibu to finish out her court-ordered lockdown. Which makes sense, since Malibu is the world's... read more

Nina Agdal, Ariel Meredith, And Kate Upton In Body Paint

I really thought the whole bodypaint thing was a passing fad. Like henna tattoos or Japanese baseball players. But SI is still sticking with it. And you'd have to be a real dick to complain about any reason to see Kate Upton without her clothes on. Photo Credit: Sports... read more

Kanye West Thinks He's Steve Jobs

Obnoxious egomaniac and Kardashian-breeder, Kanye West, believes that in the future people will think of him the way they do about Steve Jobs. Yeah, that Steve Jobs. It all started when a simple interview with the New York Times turned into a three day rant where Kanye... read more

2 Chainz Did Not Get Robbed At Gunpoint, Until He Did, Shit His Pants, And Ran (VIDEO)

Unfortunately your browser does not support IFrames. It's easy to root against rappers. For every one originally talented gangster, there's twenty stoned posers with stupid names and recycled sounds and a love of weapons they don't know how to handle. Last week 2 Chainz... read more