Georgia Pre-Hates Bieber

It looks like Atlanta doesn't want Justin Bieber living in their fair burgh. The residents of Atlanta's ritzy Buckhead neighborhood dropped their umbrella'd cocktails in horror when it was reported that the Canadian flea was looking at properties in the area. It seems... read more

Alec Baldwin Is a Quitter

I can't help but feel we had many more liquor fueled rants and fist-fights and 'faggot' slurs from the steely-eyed old fellow. But, no, Alec Baldwin declared he's quitting. Nobody's clear yet on what Alec is quitting exactly, but in a new heavily publicized magazine... read more

Chantel Jeffries Has Arrived

Chantel Jeffries has officially arrived. After blowing some low level rappers, athletes, and even Justin Bieber during his Xanax fueled Tokyo Drift, the young model finally made it to Tinsel Town. A lunch spot at least where she dined with new mentor, Draya Michele, that... read more

Snookie Is More Fertile Than a Rat

The Zero Population whackjobs have another strong case for sterilizing all humans as news came out that Snooki is once more pregnant with a short drunk baby. Though she's keeping her fermenting brood under wraps, it seems Snooki's acted as the fetid garden for baby daddy... read more

Candice Swanepoel Braless Photographed By Zee Nunes for Forum Winter 2014

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Britney Spears Minders Won't Let Her Use Bras

We don't know the precise details of Britney Spears' indefinite probation, what is and what isn't allowed by her father and the star chamber that controls her every waking step. Apparently bras are out. Undergarments provide a common tool for women to mule verboten items... read more

Jaimie Alexander Keeps It Tight For Thor

Of all the actors in Marvel's blockbuster Avengers films, Jaimie Alexander is probably the one who should be getting a huge boost to her career, but it seems like she's still just that hot girl that hangs out with Thor. What's the deal, nerds? Is she not hot enough for... read more

Rico Rodriguez And Nolan Gould Film Scenes Of 'Modern Family' With Topless Girls At The Beach In Sydney

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The Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Models Continue To Have The Roughest Lives

Continuing their ongoing month of celebration for the fact that they've remained relevant in the face of several decades of internet pornography, the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue models competed in a volleyball tournament against some other celebrities over the... read more

Miley Cyrus and Katy Perry Degrade Lesbians (VIDEO)

When I think of all the recently outed brave lesbians like Ellen Page and Jason Collins, I shudder to think how diminished they must feel to see pop music stars using lesbian sexuality for pure spectacle value. Phil Robertson believes the bible tells him that sodomy is... read more

Sam Worthington Was Arrested For Punching A Photographer

According to reports, actor Sam Worthington was enjoying a drink with his girlfriend at a bar in Greenwich Village yesterday evening, when a photographer named Sheng Li suddenly kicked her in the shin. While Sam already doesn't look like the kind of guy who ever enjoys... read more

Sydney Leathers Ready to Die For Love of Weiner

Could this Romeo and Juliet story really end any other way? Apparently Sydney Leathers bravado about not caring for that lovable dick-stroking scamp Anthony Weiner was just a cover for her deep and unwavering cyber sex romance. Apparently, somewhere in between getting... read more