Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis went to a Thai massage parlor in LA last night, and while waiting for Mila to finish up, Ashton dug through her purse, took out her phone and started scrolling through it. Maybe for some harmless reason, maybe because he’s jealous and was spying on her. One thing for sure is that Mila Kunis looks like hell after massages. What did they do, throw her in the dryer?
Leonardo DiCaprios most recent ex Erin Heatherton is down in St Barts today modeling bikinis for Victorias Secret. At first they had dressed her in gingham bathrobe with some cats eye glasses, but this worked out much better.
But at least it ends with a big CGI train wreck, because it’s always exciting when the heros in a movie are saved by pure random chance. It’s a lot like this .gif from ‘Fools Gold’, starring Matthew McConaughey and Kate Hudson. Now that’s a good movie! It’s funny but it’s also exciting and sexy with a good message. Ben was hunting for treasure the whole time, but it turns out the real treasure was his love for Tess.
Up until today, most people have assumed that (the great) Benedict Cumberbatch was playing either Kahn or Gary Mitchell in ‘Star Trek: Into Darkness’. That was before Paramount released this picture labeling Zachary Quinto as Spock, Chris Pine as Kirk, and Benedict Cumberbatch as… John Harrison. This guy:
“In ‘Space Seed,’ Harrison was nearly suffocated to death on the Enterprise bridge by unfrozen superman Khan.”
You know I am paying to see this movie, right? I’d kinda like to something about it. Do I even get a real Star Trek ticket when I buy one or would that ruin the surprise? Is there a theater behind the door I’m sent to or does it just lock me out in the alley?
Remember earlier this year, when Lindsay Lohan rented an astoundingly expensive house in Beverly Hills, even though it was pretty obvious to the entire world that she’d never be able to pay that rent?
Well she can’t pay the rent.
We’re told Lindsay signed the lease on the home back in February … when her career was on the upswing and the money seemed to be rolling in.
But according to our sources, when Lindsay’s finances took a turn for the worse, Lindsay began doing whatever she could to make rent each month, often hitting up friends for money.
“Ok Lindsay, so you want to borrow 10 grand, and you have no means of paying it back, and you’ll avoid me and lie for the next six months, and when you go to the bathroom in a minute you’ll steal one of my watches and then tell the cops I’m a crazy liar? Well that sounds good, I accept your terms, we have a deal.”
‘Oblivion’ is set on earth 60 years after a cataclysmic attack, and if we had Wall-E technology it was destroyed because now Tom Cruise has to do that job. He and some girl are all that’s left, and she warns Tom Cruise not to take any chances. He immediately takes some dangerous chances, and some wolf thing tricks him and handcuffs him to a chair. Ahh, or was it Morgan Freeman, who I guess just sat in the dark waiting for Cruise to wake up so he could dramatically light his cigar?
NOTE: it was more than likely Freeman and all those people who weren’t supposed to be there.
Despite being at least 10 pounds too fat for it, Miley Cyrus wore whatever the hell this is over the weekend in Hollywood at the Borgore’s ‘Christmas Creampies’ concert. So if you arrived after running a search for “miley cyrus creampie”, that’s why. I don’t know what the hell you had planned, but this is as good as it’s gonna get.