Courteney Cox is friendly

Courteney Cox and Josh Hopkins spent another day on the beach in St. Barts today, along with Courteneys 6-year-old daughter and some mutual friends, but according to them this is still purely platonic. So either that means they're not a couple, or they are a couple but don't consider themselves that yet because at night they get together with their "mutual friends" and swap partners. It's probably that second one, so...

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Khloe Kardashian is the ugly and fat one

Her words, not mine. Khloe Kardashian talks about keeping her self esteem up when people tend to say pretty nasty things about her. "I'm the ugly sister. I'm the fat one. I'm the transvestite. I have had those mean things said about me at least twice a day for the last five years." "It's horrible, you know? But I can brush that stuff off." "Kim and Kourtney have said to me, ‘If we were put under the same negative...

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Miley Cyrus has the nerve to slam Rebecca Black

If you're very famous due in large part because of all the doors that were opened to you because you're dad is also very famous, you probably shouldn't criticize anyone else for the path they took to success. And yet that's what Miley Cyrus did on an Australian morning radio show when asked about Rebecca Black. The Daily Telegraph says... Catapulted to fame off the back of Disney's Hannah Montana, Cyrus slammed the...

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its the Victorias Secret Angels in bikinis

Alessandra Ambrosio, Candice Swanepoel and Adriana Lima were at the pool at the Mondrian Hotel in LA yesterday to help launch the 2011 Victorias Secret swim line. Or at least Alessandra and Candice were. Adriana looked spooky. It doesn't really seem like she's ready for the beach. It seems like she's ready to turn into a bat and fly away. (image source = bauer griffin) [gallery id="7979"]

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Kingston Rossdale is a pimp

I had already come to terms with the fact that Kingston Rossdale, the 4-year-old son of Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale, was gonna get more pussy than me, but I really did think I had more of a head start than this. Yesterday however, that handsome little bastard was at the park with his dad when some playground slut practically dropped her panties when she saw how high he could swing. He even got her number. The only...

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Courteney Cox says this is platonic

Courteney Cox and her Cougar Town costar Josh Hopkins are on a romantic carribean island today, and she's prancing around on a secluded private beach in a bikini, but to hear them tell it this is the kind of thing all co-workers do. People says... "The relationship is strictly platonic and they are away with a group of friends on vacation," the rep says. According to a Cougar Town set source, "Courteney and Josh are...

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Courteney Cox is still winning the bikini contest

Courteney Cox is down in St. Barts today, and even though we just saw her in a bikini a few weeks ago, it's still amazing that she can look this hot at 46. She's almost twice Lindsay Lohans age but she looks a thousand times better. The only thing I'd fuck Lindsay with is a bar of soap. (image source = splash news online) [gallery id="7983"]

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Sofia Vergara is a good spokeperson

Sofia Vergara and David Beckham (image not available) spent a second day filming a Pepsi commercial on Venice Beach yesterday, and if I were Pepsi I'd fire this director immediately. Then kick him in the nuts and throw his car keys in the ocean. Why even hire her to go to the beach and then hide her tits in that stupid one piece. I've been more turned on during commercials for the Rascal. (image source = pacific coast...

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Britney Spears was in Jackass 3. Sort of.

Johnny Knoxville was on Jimmy Kimmel Live last night, and revealed that Britney Spears actually filmed a scene for Jackass 3 where she was locked in a porta potty attached to bungee chords. The bit was okay but it would have been funnier with someone more hatable like Jennifer Aniston. And if it wasn't a bit. And if they would have used faulty bungee chords that snapped and shot her into outer space.

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this is not helping

Hollywood really needs to stop remaking shit from the 70‘s. First of all, you could walk on any given set at any given time and hear someone say, "hey have you seen my cocaine", but more importantly there were three channels back then. Just because a show got good ratings doesn't mean it was good. It just means the other two were worse. Case in point; Wonder Woman, the NBC remake which began filming last night in...

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Lindsay Lohan has still got it

Lindsay Lohan, who is 24 by the way, stepped out of her rental house in Venice today and, oh hey look it's the paparazzi, right on her doorstep (it's not trespassing if you invited them). It took a second for her pot-addled mind to process who they were and what was going on, but once it did, she started posing in a showcase of her different modeling looks. There was Playful Lindsay, and Introspective Lindsay, and ...

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a Batman reboot is planned after this Batman reboot

Jeff Robinov is the new president of the motion picture group at Warner Bros., and one of his immediate goals is to make sure we all get to see a new Batman franchise in a few years, one that will no doubt tell the same story as the current Batman franchise, only not as well. The LA Times says... (Robinovs) first priority: Finally getting the Justice League, DC's team featuring all its top characters, on the big...

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Jessica Simpson might elope

Though the real reason is probably so she won't have to share the cake, Jessica Simpson says that after the media frenzy around her first marriage, she may elope this time with her fame whore boyfriend Eric Johnson. She tells Us magazine... "No date has been set. We've both been married before. We're enjoying our commitment to each other. We want to take our time." "I will be part of designing my own wedding gown. We...

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Christina Aguilera has "intimate" pictures for sale

A digital storage card containing hundreds of "provocative" personal photos of Christina Aguilera, time-stamped between June and November 2010, were found in a hotel room in France and are now for sale according to Radar. Some of the highlights include... - Aguilera with two naked male strippers at a bachelorette party. - Aguilera mimicking oral sex on some guy holding a sex toy. - Fifteen pictures from Nicole...

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Mariah Carey is gross

It's still a few weeks until Mariah Carey is expected to give birth to twins, but yesterday (her 42nd birthday) she ended up in the hospital after experiencing contractions. It turned out to be nothing, so, as if pregnant women weren't disgusting looking enough, today she painted a red and blue butterfly on her monstrosity of a stomach, then posted a picture of it on her twitter. God those babies are enormous. After...

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