Khloe Kardashian Somehow Fits

Forget this genetic forecasting nonsense, you want real scientific achievement to better the lives of women, look at the new girdle technology available to the ladies. The complex constrictive elements employed to fit Khloe Kardashian into this dress simply were not... read more

Pat Robertson Tells Woman To STFU About Her Cheating Husband (VIDEO)

I guess this is supposed to be creating shocking waves of resentment among the liberated minds around the nation. Pat Robertson essentially telling a caller that she needs to stop whining about her husband cheating a couple times here and there and focus on the good... read more

Heidi Klum Likes To Show Off Her Boobs

Sometimes I wake up in night with this recurring fear that I'm the only person in the world who gives a shit that Heidi Klum started fucking her kids' bodyguard while she was married to Seal. Okay, maybe Seal is the other guy who gives a shit. But even he's probably ten... read more

The Camel Toe Diet

The woman in this video has the most glorious cameltoe we've ever seen. I mean, it's fucking breathtaking. This chick was once a kinda-sorta-not-really fat teenager who even the rapey guys in high school wouldn't touch. That is until she discovered some super vegan raw... read more

Avril Lavigne And Chad Kroeger Are Perfect

I thought for sure that someone behind a Canadian version of "Punk'd" was eventually going to come forward and take credit for Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger being engaged, but almost one year after the world learned of this unholy union, Avril is more excited than ever.... read more

Rita Rusic In A Bikini

The thing about my older woman fetish is that it's getting tougher to find worthy imaginary girlfriends the older I get. When you're fifteen, every woman in your sphere is an older honey. You can violate yourself thinking of a teacher, your dental hygienist, or the mom... read more

Hayden Panettiere Might Be Engaged

While Us Weekly reported back in January that "Nashville" star Hayden Panettiere and on-and-off boyfriend and heavyweight boxing champion, Wladimir Klitschko, were engaged, it still seems to be a topic of confusion among people who care about their strange relationship.... read more

Carrie Underwood Is Still Good Looking

Remember when American Idol finalists were good looking women? I mean, after they were chubby women and gay men with frizzy hair, and before they were once again chubby women and gay men with frizzy hair, there was a pocket of good looking women who competed on American... read more

Melanie Iglesias Strips For House Music (VIDEO)

Up until now, Melanie Iglesias has been best known for appearing on the MTV 2 show "Guy Code", on which people that you've probably never heard of offer guys advice on how to behave in various situations. She has also been dating The Jersey Shore's Vinny Guadagnino on... read more

Ashton Kutcher Brags About $20 Mill; Demi Wants Her Cut

It's pretty much impossible to ridicule Ashton Kutcher without sounding like a jealous prick. He's nailing every hot actress in Hollywood, making supreme bank on a cakewalk TV show, and he doesn't seem to be twisted on drugs or booze or any extreme mental lapses from... read more

Nikki Leigh In A Bikini

Nikki Leigh is a Playboy Playmate, a moniker that stays with you for life. Sort of like herpes, except you don't want that for life, unless maybe you got it from long rounds of sexually deviant pursuits with Nikki Leigh. In which case, you've got what some would call... read more

You've Got 12 Hours Left to Win That Big Fucking Trip to Vegas

That's Suzy Favor Hamilton, the former Olympic track star who got not so right in the head and was secretly working as a high-dollar escort in Vegas. I'm not promising you'll hook up with a mentally troubled hot former Olympic athlete when you're in Vegas, but if you win... read more