By brendon October 12, 2010 @ 12:55 PM
Christina Aguilera met Jordan Bratman in 2002 when he was a producer on one of her albums, and they’ve basically been together ever since. They got married in 2005 and had a son in 2008, but today Us magazine says their relationship might be coming to an end.
Aguilera and Bratman have not yet decided whether to divorce, the source reveals, “they are now living apart, and they will see how that goes.”
“They were very much in love,” explains the insider. “But over the last six months, it became clear they were more like friends than husband and wife.”The source adds that Aguilera even “proposed their August trip to Italy to rekindle their relationship, but it didn’t help.”
This would be even cooler if she still looked like she did in 2005. Specifically like she did at this Halloween party. Not really sure why a doctor would handcuff a nurse, but whatever. It’s hard to say what’s different but she looked way way better back then. I bet Hitler is up in heaven, throwing up his hands, blaming it all on Bratman. “I’m not the kind of guy who says ‘I told you so’, but those, you know, THOSE people ruin everything.”
By brendon October 12, 2010 @ 12:01 PM
Yesterday it was reported that David Arquette maybe had a new girlfriend, 28-year-old bartender Jasmine Waltz, but instead of being happy for him, his wife Courteney Cox decided they should separate after 11 years of marriage.
In her defense, the rumors are true, and Arquette admitted it this morning in an interview with Howard Stern.
(Arquette said) he wasn’t living with Waltz, “but I did have sex with her one time, maybe twice… my sexual encounter made me pretty feel manly.”
Jasmine has also dated Ryan Seacrest, Jesse McCartney and Paris Hilton’s ex Doug Reinhardt. Which is scary. I assume that after you bang Paris Hilton, you pull out of her poisonous vagina and your dick looks like a cigarette that has sat in an ashtray for 30 minutes. A drooping arc of ash that disintegrates when you tap it. Uhh, no thanks. This is my favorite penis. I don’t want anything to happen to it.
(the pictures are Jasmine with McCartney in August of 09 and her alone last night in West Hollywood. source = pacific coast)
By brendon October 12, 2010 @ 9:37 AM
This week sure has been surprising, and not just because of summers unplanned pregnancies that I’m only hearing about now and need to deal with (time to move!) Yesterday there were new topless pictures of Kim Kardashian, and today there are sort of topless pics of Paris Hilton on some bikini photo shoot in Malibu.
She covers her chest for the most part (except for here) which is weird because her tits are clearly her best feature. If she’s gonna hide anything it should be that big dumb face of hers and her one and a half eyes. Someone go punch her in the stomach. That will fix this problem. Actually that will fix both of my problems in this post.
By brendon October 11, 2010 @ 6:45 PM
COURTENEY COX – is single, and has been for a few months. She split from David Arquette after 11 years of marriage because of pictures showing him hanging out with another woman. Hopefully it will be Angelina Jolie, just to watch Jennifer Aniston go all apeshit. (tmz)
MINKA KELLY – is the daughter of a single mom. Who was a stripper. While she raised Minka. If this chick doesn’t do anal, it will shatter everything I think I know about where whores come from. (star)
SPIDERMAN – will have Rhys Ifans as the villain in the reboot starring Andrew Garfield and directed by Marc Webb, though it’s not known what villain he will play. Not that anyone cares. Is this really Spiderman? RV shows have bigger stars than this piece of shit. (hollywood reporter)
SHAYNE LAMAS – is insensitive. She and her awesome tits walked the runway in a breast cancer fashion show in a bikini. They might as well have had her walk to that song, “I Know What Boys Like” for christs sake. (splash)
By brendon October 11, 2010 @ 4:37 PM
Kim Kardashian got completely naked (NSFW pictures here) except for some silver paint for, I have no idea, some magazine (update – W magazine, apparently). Does it even matter. Hopefully it’s for Halloween. This is easily the best robot costume I’ve ever seen.
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By brendon October 11, 2010 @ 3:56 PM
Alessandra Ambrosio is down in St. Barts today to shoot for Victorias Secret, and whatever it is they pay her they should double it. This girl knows how to model. Even aviator sunglasses and leopard skin prints. They dressed her up like the lead singer of CInderella and I’d still buy 10 of everything she wore.
(image source = fame)
By brendon October 11, 2010 @ 3:22 PM
Minka Kelly has been named Esquire magazines Sexiest Woman Alive for 2010, and Holy Shit are we still going through this charade? She’s awesome, she’s fantastic, but, honestly, when was the last time you bought a magazine? Might as well name her Miss Wagon Wheel. If I get bored, I’ll probably get up and go to the zoo more times than I’ll buy a magazine this year.
By brendon October 11, 2010 @ 1:57 PM
On Friday I mentioned that Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher had sort of a sex party thing with Michael Phelps (not the first time Moore and Phelps have been seen together according to the NY Post and the Enquirer), which is just one of many rumors about their alleged open marriage. But they’re putting on a united front, and this weekend they went to Israel, where Ashton will speak at a conference for Bezeq.
I have no idea what Bezeq is, btw. This Israeli telecommunications company presumably, but Ashton is an idiot. Who would hire that dummy to talk? A better guess is that Demi wanted some unclipped cock and it’s some kind of swingers retreat. This bitch knows how to party!