Chris Brown Ruined New Year's From Rehab

The staff at Malibu Anger Rehab allows in-patients a half-hour on the villa's front lawn each day to recreate as they please. Most end up gnawing viciously on the grass and cursing out their whore-bitch of a mother cunt, Chris Brown let his girlfriend chew on his tongue... read more

Farrah Abraham Fakes A Relationship...Again

Farrah Abraham faked another relationship to get on the VH1 reality show Couple's Therapy. It seems that the porn bottom loving mom convinced a dude named Brian Dawe to lie to VH1 and say they were a couple even though they had just met. The reality show has... read more

Britney Spears Walks Her Boyfriend On A Leash Onstage

All the real men are lining up to be the submissive Britney walks on a leash across the stage in her fabulously fat tour de force signature show in Las Vegas. Opening night it was Mario Lopez, because Mario will do anything for a buck and an ounce of attention. New... read more

Bethenny Frankel In A Bikini

If you're not a stay at home menopausing mom, there's a good chance you have no idea who Bethenny Frankel is. You may never have seen her talk show, unless you've ever seen a daytime talk show in your life, in which case, you've already seen her dribble. She cuts a fine... read more

Shia LaBeouf Says He's Sorry For Stealing... In the Sky

You ever noticed how people who feel no remorse for doing shitty things tend to go way overboard in apologies? Like abusive boyfriends breaking down in tears with flowers in their hands and poetry in their hearts to mend a few cuts and bruises. Shia LaBeouf took to the... read more

Katie Holmes in a Bikini Top Monitoring Suri

Being Suri's caretaker can be no simple task. Like the drastically underpaid job of Mrs. Blaylock ensuring that Damien is not hindered in his devilish prophecy. Somebody needs to cater to her every whim and want lest she unleash a freak hailstorm in Miami or cause soccer... read more

Kate Mara In Her Bra For The February 2014 Issue Of GQ UK Magazine

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Ellie Goulding Poses Braless In The February 2014 Issue Of Marie Claire UK Magazine

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Miley Cyrus Ruined Ryan Seacrest's New Year

If you missed Dick Clark's New Year's Rockin' Eve on ABC on Tuesday night, you're pretty fucking lucky, because Ryan Seacrest's shitshow of celebrities pretending like they give a crap about normal people was pretty terrible. However, the best part of it was probably... read more

Maci Bookout In A Blue Bikini Top On The Beach In Miami

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Paris Hilton Pressed Play On Her Laptop For New Year's Eve

Because people are stupid, Paris Hilton was greeted by a bunch of her fans when she arrived at the Hyde Bellagio on Tuesday night to continue to pretend that she's a DJ for a New Year's Eve party. It's absolutely amazing that Paris is reportedly one of the highest paid... read more

Kardashian Baby Raises the Whorecrux for New Year's

Kardashian hustler training begins early for the girls. The feel of precious stones in the palm of the hand during the infant years, the ability to determine the true pre-tax income of a suitor from just the taste of his bodily fluids, and, naturally, vomiting to keep... read more