Ariana Grande Taken Out By An Angel

December 4, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Sometimes you plan and plan, but shit just goes wrong. A fucking wing to the head when you’re trying to belt out your mall ballad for the fifteenth time this week. Lingerie models can work through this. They’ve trained... READ MORE

Jessie J Seems Talented

December 4, 2014 | Photos | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I don’t know at what point we decided you can’t be a pop star without flashing your bare ass in magazines, but that was obviously the right decision. Unless you’re the rare girl with pipes like Adele or Aretha,... READ MORE

Jared Leto As The Joker And Shit Around The Web

December 4, 2014 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Hipster pretty boy Jesus Jared Leto will be playing the Joker in the new Suicide Squad movie from DC Comics. This officially proves there is no God and adults who read comic books should be chemically castrated yesterday. Read... READ MORE

Katie Price Sanitized For Your Protection

December 3, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

That either says Fierce or Farce, the new fragrance in the Kissable line of perfumes from prodigious author, Katie Price. I can understand why people want to smell like people they deem highly accomplished. Becoming as educated, working as... READ MORE

Is Kendall Jenner Being Bullied Into Lesbian Sex? (Fuck, That’s An Awesome Title)

December 3, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The fashion industry is going to torturous lengths to pretend that Kendall Jenner is booking big gigs on modeling talent alone. I’m not even sure what the hell modeling talent is beyond being tall and slender and willing to... READ MORE

Victoria’s Secret 2014 Fashion Show British Style

December 3, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The Victoria’s Secret fashion show was a huge hit in London last night, aiding the country of England in their annual determination of which of their foppish male denizen are gay and which just seem super gay. It wasn’t... READ MORE

Taylor Swift Shall Overcome

December 3, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

It’s easy to denigrate Taylor Swift. It’s far harder to look deep into the soul of a young woman and see a maturing artist struggling to define her persona. I think. I was mostly looking at her tits. And... READ MORE