the Riddler will not be the villain in "Dark Knight Rises"

One of the best things about Christopher Nolan is that he makes his movies and lets them stand on their own. He doesn't cut 50 different commercials or give anything away in the trailers and he doesn't talk about them. The last part also kind of sucks, because it's been impossible to get any details out of him about Batman 3, so the fact that the LA Times got the name of the movie and can kill the rumor that the...read more

Charlie Sheen had cocaine, naked hooker in his closet

Monday night, while staying at a suite in the Plaza Hotel in New York City, Charlie Sheen thought his prostitute stole his wallet, so he started to freak out and break stuff. Around 2am, the NYPD arrived and found about $7,000 in damage to the room. Oh and Life & Style says they found this too... a prostitute screaming from inside the closet of the hotel room while Sheen was passed out on the bed. "She was fearing...read more

Mel Gibson will do an interview, but not with a girl.

The last few months have not been that wonderful for Mel Gibson, but through it all he's remained silent, presumably hoping he could got back to work and this would all blow over. "Why don't you get on your knees and blow over", he probably yelled. But it hasn't, and when he tried to go back to work on the Hangover 2, some members of the cast (aka, "Zach Galifianakis") refused to work with him. So now he's decided...read more

Charlie Sheen isn't in any trouble whatsoever

(NOTE: watching Hollywood celebrities who are above the law is frustrating, so this Russian model named Kate, who has an impossible boob to waist ratio, is here to brighten everyone's day.) Charlie Sheen has 8 days left on the 3 months of probation he was given after threatening to murder his wife, with one of the stipulations being, "no use of alcohol in excess, or drugs, RX drugs only in prescribed doses; no...read more

Charlie Sheen has be doing cocaine, prostitutes for weeks

Charlie Sheen has been in New York spending time with his ex-wife Denise Richards and their two children, but that doesn't mean he's gonna stop being Charlie Sheen. They have cocaine and prostitutes in New York too, and Charlie Sheen is gonna do as much as he can of each. Radar says... The prostitute who was with Charlie Sheen when he flipped out Monday night and had to be hospitalized has told people that Sheen (was)...read more

Charlie Sheen is still a violent, drunken asshole

The last time we saw Charlie Sheen, he was having sex with prostitutes in the bed he shares with his wife and threatening to saw off his wife's head, and CBS was laughing about it and giving him a huge new contract for his comedy about raising a child. Sheen never did any jail time for this, naturally, but he did have to spend 30 days in rehab, and wow did it ever work wond oh wait never mind he's still the same...read more

Jordan Bratman won't leave

Christina Aguilera was back on stage last night for the first time since announcing her divorce, performing at Justin Timberlakes annual charity concert in Las Vegas. Then it was right back home. Which in this case is a hotel room since her husband won't leave her real home. The Sun says... CHRISTINA AGUILERA has moved into a hotel — because her soon-to-be ex-husband is still living at home. And Jordan has no plans to...read more

its Playmates trying on sexy costumes

Playmates Tiffany Jordan (blonde), Nicole Narain (brunette) and Christi Shake (red head) went costume shopping this weekend, perhaps to reinvent themselves as they run from their past. Or maybe for Halloween. I didn't really read the fine print because I have a 100 degree fever today. Tell them to stop spinning around so I can whack off to one.read more

Lindsay Lohan needs a sponser to pay for rehab

Lindsay Lohan doesn't have any money because work is no fun and drugs are expensive, so it makes you wonder how she's gonna pay for 4 months in rehab at the prestigious Betty Ford Center. And apparently it makes her wonder too, because she has absolutely no idea. Popeater says... "Lindsay can't afford to pay for treatment," a friend told me. "Three months at the facility will cost her almost $50,000, which she doesn't...read more

Anne Heche is easily relaxed

Anne Heche was walking around in New York today, and, as famous and totally-not-crazy people often do, she stopped and took a nap on a bench outside a store. In her defense, the demons in her head were humming a soothing lullaby at the time, and that wooden bench does look comfy. Anyone would have a hard time keeping their eyes open in a situation like that. (source = inf daily)read more

Megan Fox. And a tiger.

Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green went to the Big Cat Encounters Ranch in Pahrump, Nevada, and played with an adult tiger and even got to feed a baby tiger with a bottle of milk. As the male, Brian will now be accepted by the tigers from this day on, and they'll welcome him back forever. Even other tigers will know it. So, if Brian is at the zoo or something, he should go give the tigers a big hug. Go on Brian, it'll...read more

Lindsay Lohan is spooky

Before going to court this morning and having the California legal system show its complete and undeniable incompetence once again, Lindsay Lohan stopped at a Starbucks in Moreno, California, and I guess they sell blankets now because she left wearing one. And then when they got in the van, the guy with the silver hair and mustache pulled it off her, like some kind of incredibly disappointing magic trick.read more

UPDATE - Lindsay is going back to rehab, NO JAIL TIME

8:08am - Lindsay Lohan was nice and early for court this morning, arriving at 8:03am for her 8:30am appearance before Judge Elden Fox for violating probation. She could be sentenced to up to one year in jail today, but that's unlikely. What is very likely is my boredom/disappointment. 8:20am - E! says Lindsay is very likely to go back to jail today. "Judge Elden Fox refused to meet with (Lohans attorney) Shawn Chapman...read more

Friday morning headlines

BRADLEY COOPER - was NOT one of the cast members who complained about Mel Gibson and got him kicked off 'Hangover 2', and only E! is giving credit/blame to anyone but Zach Galifianakis (they say it was Warner Brothers management). Nobody likes a tattle tale, Zach. (e!, tmz) CHRISTINA AGUILERA - says daily life is a struggle since deciding to get a divorce, and refuses to address any rumors of infidelity. "Out of...read more

Zach Galifianakis got Mel Gibson kicked off Hangover 2

The last time Mel Gibson gave a performance, it was theater of the mind, audio only, and his character was telling his girlfriend he was gonna kill her and bury her in his rose garden. Gibsons next role was supposed to be in 'the Hangover 2', which star Zach Galifianakis was less than happy about, according to New York Magazine. During a podcast for Comedy Death Ray, Zach said... "But a movie you're acting in, you...read more