In Desperate Need Of Attention, Ray J Fires Shots At Kanye West

Rapper Ray J is famous because he made a really boring sex tape with Kim Kardashian before anybody knew who she was, but while Kim went on to create a reality TV empire, Ray J is still just that dude who had sex with Kim Kardashian. Apparently that's changing, though,... read more

Miley Cyrus Cracks a Joint

Miley Cyrus is hurting with the loss of her engagement to the Hemsworth brother nobody remembers. To swallow her feelings, Miley flashed her ass crack and smoked a j in Miami. She also snuck into a 21 and over club despite being underaged. This is the difference between... read more

Halle Berry Pregnant Because Why the Fuck Not

I'm not sure Halle Berry realizes that while a number of her parts are fresh from the factory this decade, her babymaker is still a natural 46. But somehow, she and her pretty Euro boy actor and model boyfriend got a baby in there and it's going to become a kid, ... read more

Wesley Snipes Released Into The New Jack City

Nino Brown is a free man...well, sort of. You will recall that the To Wong Fu Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar star was put in jail in 2010 for not filing his tax returns. He's been remanded to The New York Community Corrections Office who will keep Blade caged up at... read more

Jessica Lowndes Who Dat Bikini

You've probably not seen that rebooted 90210 TV show. Unless you fall into the category of being pussy whipped or like staring at dudes with their shirts off or you're like my cousin Cooper who lies to his wife about hanging out at Navy bars despite never serving in the... read more

You Can Buy Michael Jackson's Medical Records Now

A 51-year old ambulance driver and former real estate agent named Brian McDaniel is trying to sell Michael Jackson's old medical records from his infamous burn accident on the set of a Pepsi commercial in 1984. Seen above in a hilarious scene from The Jacksons: An... read more

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Coco Confuses Me

I've never heard of Who Say but it's apparently a thing and it's run by Ice T's wife Coco, and she posted this picture on it. I usually like to go for girls who are short, have brunette hair, a poor self esteem,and moderately sized breast. Which is the complete opposite... read more

Holly Sonders Makes Golf a Real Sport

Apparently there's such a thing as Golf Digest magazine, and even more surprising they have a fitness issue because when you think of fit and athletic, you've got to think of golf. Well thank God for Golf Digest because Holly Sonders is their cover girl for their May... read more

Amanda Cerny And Ciara Price Have No Pants (VIDEO)

I don't know how it works, but I assume that because Amanda Cerny was Playboy's Miss October for 2011 and Ciara Price was Miss November 2011, they get to be roommates in the Playboy mansion. Maybe they even have bunk beds. And every night they help each other try on... read more

Emma Watson Steals Shit

You can't be a pedo bear favorite Hermione Granger forever I suppose. Emma Watson is past her child actress phase, past her stop calling me beautiful I'll pretend to be an angry teen dyke phase, and is all grown up playing one of the chicks from the Bling Ring. That... read more

Ryan Lochte Wants To Make A Sex Tape With Ray J

In a new interview with The Hollywood Reporter, Olympic gold medalist swimmer Ryan Lochte spills the beans on his hopes and dreams, as the star of E!'s new reality series, What Would Ryan Lochte Do?, wants everyone in America to accept him as an entertainment icon.... read more

Rihanna Bitch Slaps Michael Cera (VIDEO)

Shit flows downhill I guess. Beatings from stronger to weaker. Chris Brown whooped up on Rihanna because he's a pussy who hits women when he's angry. Rihanna hits Michael Cera because he weighs less than seven stones. At least Rihanna is getting paid for her bitch slap.... read more

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