Darren Aronofsky is directing Wolverine 2

About the nicest thing anyone can say about 'X-Men Origins: Wolverine' is that it was in color and the lines to see it were short, yet somehow Hugh Jackman has lined up two of the absolute best screenwriters and directors in Hollywood to make the sequel. Deadline Hollywood says... Darren Aronofsky's deal to direct 20th Century Fox's X-Men Origins: Wolverine 2 is close enough that discussion has turned to shooting the...read more

Monday morning headlines

JESSICA SIMPSON - sang with a group of U.S. combat veterans last week in NYC for an upcoming holiday special, but her dad Joe cut it because the vets wore camouflage, and he thought they clashed with what Jessica wore. If Joe wanted Jess to look good, the vets should have dressed up as Twinkie the Kid. Fatties face would have been beaming. (popeater) CHELSEA HANDLER - went on twitter and said Nick Cannon wasn't funny,...read more

Tyler has sexy readers

Over the summer of course we were doing the $500 "sexy reader" contest thing, where hot girls who read Tyler took off most of their clothes and sent us pictures of it, but I'm pretty lazy, so that was meant to just be for the summer (but now won't be). Luckily, Ashley sent in pictures anyway, and thank god because she's amazing. She's even too hot for the name Ashley. She should legally change it so there's an...read more

Shia LaBeouf threw coffee on the paparazzi

Shia LaBeouf was having a little hissyfit yesterday, so he threw a cup of coffee on the paparazzi and then took off running. And oh how he ran! He ran and he ran and he ran some more. If he can learn how to pull some hair, and combine it with his natural skill at throwing things into the back of people, cowardice, and womanly hysterics, then he should start something called the Fight Like A Girl Championships.read more

T.J. Lavin is in a coma

T.J Lavin, the BMX star and popular commentator who has hosted ten seasons of "The Challenge" on MTV, is in a medically induced coma today after crashing during qualifying at the Dew Tour Championships last night in Las Vegas. ESPN says... (Lavin) is currently in critical condition as of Friday morning. No further details were given by the hospital. Lavin was attempting a nac nac combination over the second set...read more

more horrific Rihanna abuse pictures are for sale

As everyone knows, the picture in the headline is Rihanna on February 8, 2009, a few hours after she was riding home from the Grammys with her boyfriend Chris Brown. He got a text from a girl, they had a fight, and he... "shoved her head against the passenger window… (She) turned to face Brown and he punched her in the left eye with his right hand (and) continued to punch her in the face… The assault caused her mouth...read more

Thursday afternoon headlines

KIM KARDASHIAN - was naked in silver paint earlier this week, and some UHQ scans have finally made it online. I wonder how they got the paint so deep into her ass, because, it is all the way in there. Did someone have to stand there and hold her ass apart? It's almost like this entire concept was thought up backwards, with the starting point being, "I want to rub Kim Kardashians ass for 30 minutes. How can I trick her...read more

Is this Real Snooki or South Park Snooki

Snooki was on 'Live with Regis and Kelly' this morning, and it's no wonder she wasn't mad about 'South Park' last night. They actually might have made a few things better. "Havin a tail like dat wood be pretty cool, cause den deez gahhbage bitches could tell when I'm happy or when I aint playin or whateva. You know, so, like, if you see my tail down you bess step da fuck off me."read more

Christina Aguilera and her stupid kid got a pumpkin

Christina Aguilera used to be short and skinny with huge breasts, and even better, she dressed real slutty. She was perfect. But then she had to go have that dumb ass kid, and now she looks like... this. No wonder she's getting divorced. Her poor husband married a hot little piece of ass, now, what is she, the Hulk? Is she Bruce Banner, if she gets mad will she quadruple in size so she wears giant sweatpants? This is...read more

Michael Douglas looks... uh... better?

When we last saw Michael Douglas 9 days ago, he looked like he had just punched his way out of a grave, and there was nothing to say but AAAHHH!! But that was right after his fourth and final chemo treatment, so hopefully that was gonna be him at his worst. He actually seemed to be in a good mood yesterday - perhaps because of his snazzy new hat - and though he looked slightly better than he did last week, he's still...read more

Snooki was on South Park, has "officially made it."

You'll never see 'South Park' win an Emmy for "Best Comedy", because shows like 'Two and a Half Men' can still be edgy and hilarious without resorting to a bunch of potty language, but last nights episode about Snooki and New Jersey is all anyone is talking about today. Even Snooki, who went on her twitter just after the show and wrote... "snooki want smoosh smoosh. im going to have nightmares tonight lmao!!!...read more

Jasmine Waltz had a sexy mugshot

Jasmine Waltz, the girl who started dating David Arquette after he and Courteney Cox quietly separated about a month ago, is on the verge of being arrested for stealing my heart, by the love police, and hopefully her mugshot will be as hot as the one she took in 2000 (full size here) after being arrested in Orange County, Florida, for, "possession of less than 20 grams of cannabis." It was a misdemeanor and she pled...read more

Miley Cyrus has fairly vague boundaries

Yesterday morning, Miley Cyrus, her mom, and her 10 year old sister, stopped to pose for the paparazzi in the parking lot on the way to breakfast near their home in Toluca Lake. During that breakfast, Miley, who was dressed like some tarted up hussy in a see thru shirt with no bra, got up and walked about 200 yards to yell at some lady who was quietly filming them. Because Miley didn't want her sister filmed. The same...read more

Ashlee Simpson has short hair now, is a robot

Ashlee Simpson showed off her new super-short haircut today in New York, and also the fact that she's either a wax figure or robot now. Which actually makes her much more useful than the old Ashlee Simpson. As you can see, she can hold up to one hat, and I've been led to believe that robots can vacuum. Can this one vacuum? Either way, now we can punch Ashlee Simpson and not feel bad about it or go to jail. I think...read more

Jasmine Waltz had tons of sex with David Arquette

When David Arquette told Howard Stern yesterday that he was dating 28 year old bartender Megan Fox Jasmine Waltz and that the rumors about his impending divorce from Courteney Cox were true, he also said that he and Jasmine have already had sex. Once. Maybe twice. And for some reason people took that literally because today Jasmine would like to make it clear that she slept with another womans husband WAAYYY more than...read more