Today Kendall Jenner Becomes a Woman, Again

Given that her mom put her on the pill at thirteen on television, and rich Saudi princes pay a premium for taboo scenes, I'm going to guess that Kendall Jenner became an official woman well before her eighteenth birthday a couple weeks ago. But today being her first boob... read more

Candice Swanpoel And Martha Hunt Are Overdressed

I like when European magazines come up with heavy artistic themes to justify their nudity. Black and white turns porn instantly into art. Back in the day, young men had to hunt for topless tribal ladies in National Geographic magazines to get their imaginations juiced.... read more

Hollywood's Attempt to Gay Up American TV Has Nothing on Japan (VIDEO)

I don't know why so many of you sent me this video. I'll take it as a compliment on my obvious manhood that you thought I could objectively evaluate a Japanese game show where a gay man is given forty minutes to blow a straight man into ejaculation. The premise itself is... read more

Jaclyn Swedberg Down to Just Panties for 138 Water

I don't know what to say at this point. Drink their non-existent water. Don't drink it. I just want to stare into the ass crack of Jaclyn Swedberg which serves as a Stargate into a parallel universe where bloggers have a ruddy complexion and are successful with the... read more

How Does George Zimmerman Get a Hot Girlfriend to Almost Shoot?

Yeah, George Zimmerman got arrested again, blah blah blah. Pointing guns, threatening to shoot, whatever. The more startling fact about Zimmerman's arrest for aggravated assault on his girlfriend is that George Zimmerman has a girlfriend. Samantha Scheibe. And she's... read more

Kim Kardashian Gets Naked for Her Baby Daddy's Music Video

Someday, when Kanye West leafs through the trampled heap of megalomania and poor decision making that ultimately shaped his life, he'll remember that time he got Kim Kardashian naked and riding on his lap atop a motorcycle in one of his shitty music videos. He'll smile... read more

Tati Neves A Once And Future Star in the Brazilian Paid Sex Industry (VIDEO)

This really is a Pretty Woman type fairytale. Tati Neves has been squatting on a lot of broke dicks, just waiting for the magical tool to lift her out of Brazilian sex worker obscurity. Along comes angry little lesbian Justin Bieber with a spray paint can in one hand,... read more

Andrea Calle Wears A Tiny Bikini To The Beach In Miami

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Brittany Murphy's Dad Knows Who Killed Her

Actress Brittany Murphy died suddenly at the age of 32 back in 2009, as she reportedly collapsed in the bathroom of her home and was declared DOA by the staff at Cedars-Sinai. It was later determined that she died of pneumonia and anemia, as well as complications from... read more

Jennifer Lawrence Disgusted By Hollywood Selling Sex

Add Jennifer Lawrence to the list of good looking girls with big bazoongas that don't want to be sex objects. Even worse than Kate Upton's 'stop dreaming about plugging me' demands, Jennifer doesn't want you aroused by any young sexy women in Hollywood: "It is a part of... read more

Tom Brady's Old Bodyguards Are Going To Prison

Back in 2009, Tom Brady and Gisele Bündchen were married in Costa Rica, where they tried to enjoy a nice, private wedding ceremony with their friends and family like all extremely wealthy couples ultimately desire. What they didn't want was a bunch of dickhead paparazzi... read more