Justin Bieber won an AMA, was a little dick about it

By brendon November 19, 2012 @ 6:29 PM







When Justin Bieber won the American Music Award for Favorite Pop/Rock Male Artist last night (his first of 3 awards), he really stuck it to all the haters who said he was just a fad. Those people focused on things like the fact that his first album was triple platinum and his second album is barely platinum because there are no hit singles to push it, but Justin showed them! He got this award created by ABC for Pop/Rock Something! And if there’s one I know about pop music, it’s that it stays the same forever, and anyone who is popular today is pretty much on easy street for the rest of their life.

Christina Aguilera just keeps getting fatter

By brendon November 19, 2012 @ 4:54 PM

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It may look like Cristina Aguilera performed one of her new songs last night in LA at the American Music Awards, but all you could hear was her stomach rumbling and a series of oinking sounds. I have no idea if that was intentional or not.

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Courteney Cox still looks terrific in a bikini

By brendon November 19, 2012 @ 12:53 PM

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Courteney Cox rarely shows off her amazing rack (even more so when you consider thats she’s 48) but she did this weekend in Miami. Maybe because she was on a boat, away from all the Latin guys with their tight white pants and shirts unbuttoned like they’re a bull fighter or the Bee Gees.

Whatever it was, it would be great if she would dress slutty more often, because I like girls who are slutty.

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Kim Kardashian took pictures at the Marine Corps Ball, then left

By brendon November 16, 2012 @ 6:36 PM

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Some people were impressed when Kim Kardashian agreed to go with Sgt. Martin Gardner as his date to the 10th annual Marine Corps Ball in North Carolina last night, but those people are idiots because (unlike when Mila Kunis went) it was a completely selfish act for publicity. Kim only went to have pictures taken. According to the photo agency, these pictures were taken at 7:01, and she was gone by 9:04.

Even Justin Timberlake managed to do this right and he’s a complete douche. Not only that but Kim didn’t even tell the guy she was leaving, she just went to the bathroom and crawled out the window. If I were that guy Kanye would be getting some stubby Armenian fingers in the mail right now.

Kristen Stewart was sexy, still boring

By brendon November 15, 2012 @ 6:51 PM

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Do you have any idea how dull a girl has to be to wear an outfit that is skin tight AND see-through, and still be boring? Well you do now because Kristen Stewart did it last night at the London premiere of ‘Twilight: I Thought We Were Done With These’.

It didn’t help that she immediately went from “sexy movie star” right back to “schlumpy stoner”. I’ve never seen someone so attractive be so unsexy. Robert Pattinson is either blind or wears a strap-on.

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Taylor Swift has truly worthless dating advice in Seventeen

By brendon November 15, 2012 @ 5:24 PM

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Someone at Seventeen magazine saw Taylor Swift, who is 22 and a terrible girlfriend but acts like she’s 16 and a wonderful girlfriend, and thought she’d be a great choice to give dating advice to high school girls. It was not a great choice, and the result was predictably awful.

For example, her thoughts on what a girl should do if a guy only sees her as a friend:

“Don’t chance ruining your friendship by chasing him before he’s ready. You just have to wait for him to turn it into something more, if and when he wants to.”

Holy shit that is terrible fucking advice. Unless the reader is a fucking ghost trapped in her high school forever, screw that, just ask the guy out. In two years she’ll have moved away and have all new friends, she sure as fuck won’t be hanging out with any of her old guy friends, so just put on some slutty clothes and be aggressive.

Come to think of it that’s actually pretty good advice for girls in general.

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Channing Tatum is apparently very handsome

By brendon November 14, 2012 @ 2:07 PM

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People magazine announced today that Channing Tatum is this years Sexiest Man Alive, then later added, “no, seriously. His perpetually dumbfounded face is hot.” And if you were under the impression that Channing Tatum is kinda dumb, they included a delightful story to confirm that.

“My first thought was, ‘Y’all are messing with me,’” says Tatum, who married actress Jenna Dewan-Tatum in 2009. “I told Jenna after we’d been in the bathtub washing our dogs because they’d gotten skunked.”
“She was like, ‘What?’”
“Yeah, she calls me [the Sexiest Man Alive] now,” he adds.

Holy shit. How boring was the rest of the interview if People printed that? Even for an actor, Channing Tatum seems dumb. They could have talked to that gorilla that knows sign language and gotten better quotes.

Matthew McConaughey is doing great

By brendon November 13, 2012 @ 1:25 PM

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The good news for Anthiony Cumia is that he looks like Matthew McConaughey now. The bad news is that it’s because Matthew McConaughey looks like Ground Zero for the AIDS epidemic.

But here he is in New Orleans filming ‘The Dallas Buyers Club’, and that mustache really makes him look like a paranoid scumbag. Like like he’d tell you Jews have a dewclaw that can poison you, just like a platypus.

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