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Katy Perry wore angel wings. Also, wtf is that?

Katy Perry wore angel wings and made out with Russell Brand (perhaps to quiet the reports that they're already in marriage counseling) on the Grammy red carpet last night, but the person I'd really like to see with angel wings is Cameron Diaz. And by that I mean I wish she were dead. After that Katy brought out her grandmother, though not strapped to her back while teaching her about the Force like you might think....read more

Rihanna looked fantastic at the Grammys

Rihanna has been famous for like 5 years now and for the life of me I still can't figure out if she's attractive or not, but she looked absolutely terrific last night at the Grammys with that sexy red hair and a dress that wasn't really a dress but more like she just got naked and stood still while they wrapped her in that stuff you put around Christmas trees. This is what your girlfriend would wear at Christmas if...read more

Lady Gaga is so edgy I cant even believe it

The 2011 Grammy Awards were last night in Los Angeles, which meant a whole new chance for Lady Gaga to remind everyone that she truly does not care about how stupid she looks. When she first started, she was interesting because she worked closely with designer Alexander McQueen, who was sort of a genius. Then he killed himself in February of 2010. After that she starting wearing things like the meat dress. Last night...read more

Lindsay would do time in jail, even with a plea deal

Just a few hours before Lindsay Lohan went on twitter last night saying she "would never steal", her attorney made it clear that it really looks like Lindsay stole and they did not want to go to trial on her felony theft charge. So she told the DA that Lindsay would accept a plea bargain if it meant she would avoid any time in jail. LOL. Deputy District Attorney Danette Meyers is INSISTING that any plea bargain for...read more

Ciara knows how to dress

The Black Eyed Peas played a show at the Music Box in Hollywood last night, a benefit concert for Will.I.Am's charity the Peapod Foundation, but the most generous person of all was Ciara for wearing this skin tight and kind of see thru catsuit. I'm sure there's some explanation for why she isn't a huge star but I'll be damned if I know what it is. This bitch is hot. Couldn't we just give Ke$has songs to her from now...read more

Lindsay says she wasnt raised to lie, cheat, or steal

I was at the store one time, behind these two guys, and one said to the other, "He swears he's making 100 grand a year at this point, and even if he's lying he's makin half that." And I thought, "no not really." That's the thing about lying. There's no rules, the sky's the limit, you can say literally anything. You can even lie about your lying, it's all up to you. Point being, Lindsay Lohan went on her twitter last...read more

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its the X-Men: First Class trailer

Once you get used to the idea of an X-Men movie set in 1962 against the Cuban Missile Crisis, and James McAvoy (Wanted) as Professor X and Michael Fassbender (Inglorious Basterds) as Magneto, this thing actually looks pretty good (little bigger 1080 copy here). It has a cool style. Like Mad Men if Don Draper could move shit with his mind.read more

though completely innocent, Lindsay wants a plea bargain

CNN spoke to Lindsay Lohans attorney today, and even though Lindsay is a sweet little angel being framed by a wicked jewelry store, she will consider a plea deal if it will keep her out of jail. "Ms. Lohan maintains her innocence, and now that I've seen the police reports, I believe the case is entirely defensible," (Lohans attorney) said. "Having said that, we will entertain a discussion concerning a plea if it means...read more

a guy in a monkey mask might win an Academy Award

Banksy, the English painter and street artist, is about as famous as someone can be without anyone actually knowing for certain who he is. He almost never appears in public, and on the rare occasion that he does, he reportedly wears a monkey mask. This years he's been nominated for and will probably win an Academy Award for directing the documentary Exit Through the Gift Shop. You're probably picking up on the problem...read more

Lindsay Lohan tried to rob that same store once before

Saying that your client is dumb as a rock isn't exactly the greatest legal strategy in the world, but that may be what Lindsay Lohans lawyers will claim, because 4 days before she stole that necklace, she "accidentally" tried to walk out of the same jewelry store with a diamond ear ring. Lindsay tried on a pair of 18 karat gold white diamond earrings ... (she) removed one earring and left the other in her ear while...read more

Vanessa Hudgens is a good model

Vanessa Hudgens is in the new issue of details, and for her photo shoot they had her take most of her clothes off and then got her wet. Hmm, ok, I guess I could be persuaded to look at these.read more

morning headlines

SCARLETT JOHANSSON - is 26, and she's "smitten" with Sean Penn, who is 50. Obviously Penn is a jackass but I hope I can still nail girls half my age when I'm 50. And that my wife won't be all cunty about it. (us) X-MEN: FIRST CLASS - will release it's first trailer today, though it probably won't be that great considering how far behind schedule this movie is. It comes out June 3rd and they're still filming. At least...read more

Lindsay Lohan gets it

Finally some pictures of Lindsay Lohan inside the courtroom as she entered a plea in her felony theft trial today. It was a good idea for her to wear that ridiculously short dress, because nothing says "respect for the court" quite like showing it that you took the time to shave.read more

This is what Lindsay Lohan is wearing in court

Lindsay Lohan arrived in court about two minutes ago, at 1:11pm pct, and this is what she's wearing. To court. In a court room. Before a judge. Keep in mind that one thing the DA plans to argue is that Lindsay has no respect for the court. There's maybe a half dozen people on earth who are this dumb. SEXY UPDATE - and, just about 45 minutes after she arrived, Lindsay is now done with court. She was remanded into...read more

Victoria Beckham really likes her husband

David and Victoria Beckham started dating in 1997 and got married in 1999, and they have three sons already with a fourth child on the way this summer, but as she made her way through the paparazzi last night after landing in New York you could see that the wallpaper on her gold iPhone is a picture of David with his shirt off. So I'm assuming things are still going pretty well with these two. And why wouldn't it be, I...read more