Joanna Krupa In A Black Bikini Poolside In Miami

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Paris Hilton Showed Off Her Vagina For Her Birthday

Paris Hilton turns 33 years old today, so naturally she celebrated over the weekend with a huge, star-studded party that featured some of the biggest names in music, movies, TV and fashion. Except, all of their invitations must have gotten lost in the mail, because the... read more

Olivia Munn Is Awfully Perky In The Morning

Most actresses don't seem that friendly or even attractive when they're greeted at LAX for an early morning flight by fans seeking autographs and photographers with bright, obnoxious flashes, but Olivia Munn didn't really seem to mind. She also looked effortlessly good... read more

Don't Fuck With Kendall Jenner

Because she's a world famous model that comes from a family that has redefined the fashion industry for years with its amazing Sears clothing line, Kendall Jenner was one of the biggest names at London Fashion Week over the weekend. The 18-year old was the all-American... read more

Valentine's Is Fucking Horrible

There's no reason for this particular holiday. I understand that somebody gets assassinated or helps found a country or lays their life down in battle or organizes strawberry pickers so they get twenty cents an hour rather than just twelve, they get a big holiday. But... read more

Oscar Pistorius Really Misses the Girlfriend He Shot on Valentine's Day

So maybe Oscar Pistorius kind of shot his girlfriend on Valetine's morning. He says it was an accident. He has no legs, so I'm inclined to believe him. Now, one year later, and just coincidentally a couple weeks before his murder trial, Oscar Pistorious is posting... read more

Amanda Cerny in A Bikini Selling Body Snatching Water

When the alien invasion occurs, you'll feel pretty fucking stupid for being up-to-date on your cable bill. You easily could've skated. Just knowing it's coming shortly, I'd go ahead and get some less fetching girls pregnant. Why not. The inter-dimensional demon water... read more

Which Gender Do You Want to Be on Facebook?

Apparently, Facebook was forty-eight gender options short for new account creators who for the history of Facebook have been subjugated, nay, tormented, into choosing merely between male and female. Now, you can go with transgender woman, pre-op male, intersex, ambiguous... read more

Taylor Momsen Is Trying to Tell Us Something

I'm not sure how old this Taylor Momsen girl is these days. Older than she was when she played Cindy Lou Who and hopefully older than eighteen. All I know is I love her music. I haven't heard any yet, but just based on the fact she painted her naked body with the... read more

Is Bieber Heading To The ATL?

Justin Bieber is reportedly looking for houses in Atlanta, GA. The tiny tyke has been seen searching for manors in the more desirable parts of the Southern metropolis. Hotlanta has long been considered a mecca for hip hop bad boys with a love of drinking cough syrup... read more

Three Asses, Six Tits, One SI Cover

Sports Illustrated has done it this time. The once heralded leader in sports news coverage has gone and put not one, but three models on the cover of their 50th anniversary edition. When you consider the exponential work involved in Photoshopping not one, but three... read more

Drake Apologizes For Being A Whiny Bitch

Drake apologized for whining that he lost the most recent Rolling Stone cover to the late Philip Seymour Hoffman. We told you about Drake's temper tantrum over losing the music magazine cover at the last minute. Drake asked to be forgiven while continuing to whine in a... read more