Avril Lavigne And Chad Kroeger Are Perfect

I thought for sure that someone behind a Canadian version of "Punk'd" was eventually going to come forward and take credit for Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger being engaged, but almost one year after the world learned of this unholy union, Avril is more excited than ever.... read more

Rita Rusic In A Bikini

The thing about my older woman fetish is that it's getting tougher to find worthy imaginary girlfriends the older I get. When you're fifteen, every woman in your sphere is an older honey. You can violate yourself thinking of a teacher, your dental hygienist, or the mom... read more

Hayden Panettiere Might Be Engaged

While Us Weekly reported back in January that "Nashville" star Hayden Panettiere and on-and-off boyfriend and heavyweight boxing champion, Wladimir Klitschko, were engaged, it still seems to be a topic of confusion among people who care about their strange relationship.... read more

Carrie Underwood Is Still Good Looking

Remember when American Idol finalists were good looking women? I mean, after they were chubby women and gay men with frizzy hair, and before they were once again chubby women and gay men with frizzy hair, there was a pocket of good looking women who competed on American... read more

Melanie Iglesias Strips For House Music (VIDEO)

Up until now, Melanie Iglesias has been best known for appearing on the MTV 2 show "Guy Code", on which people that you've probably never heard of offer guys advice on how to behave in various situations. She has also been dating The Jersey Shore's Vinny Guadagnino on... read more

Ashton Kutcher Brags About $20 Mill; Demi Wants Her Cut

It's pretty much impossible to ridicule Ashton Kutcher without sounding like a jealous prick. He's nailing every hot actress in Hollywood, making supreme bank on a cakewalk TV show, and he doesn't seem to be twisted on drugs or booze or any extreme mental lapses from... read more

Nikki Leigh In A Bikini

Nikki Leigh is a Playboy Playmate, a moniker that stays with you for life. Sort of like herpes, except you don't want that for life, unless maybe you got it from long rounds of sexually deviant pursuits with Nikki Leigh. In which case, you've got what some would call... read more

You've Got 12 Hours Left to Win That Big Fucking Trip to Vegas

That's Suzy Favor Hamilton, the former Olympic track star who got not so right in the head and was secretly working as a high-dollar escort in Vegas. I'm not promising you'll hook up with a mentally troubled hot former Olympic athlete when you're in Vegas, but if you win... read more

LinkedIn Doesn't Love Them Hos

LinkedIn will no longer allow prostitutes to use the site to advertise their business skill set. It seems that along with boring business professionals and desperate freelancers, whores have been seeking endorsements for their harlotry on the business social networking... read more

My Lifestyle Choice: I Proactively Cut Off My Nads

After coming to the conclusion that I had the genetic predisposition for not getting laid with any frequency, I went ahead and secretly had my nutmeat removed at a downtown area Holistic Healing and Chinese Take-Out place. As a younger man, I had to witness as my own... read more

Jennifer Nicole Lee Comes Pre-Moistened

I'm sure there's a good reason why celebrity fitness instructor Jennifer Nicole Lee is pouring water over her chest. I'm sure I don't care to know why. When girls desperately seek attention, you ought just give it to them. Especially when it involves wet boobs. Just STFU... read more

Victoria's Secret Wants to Know What Is Sexy

When Victoria's Secret runs a campaign called 'What Is Sexy?' They obviously want you to circle your answer back to buying more of their underwear. But, to me, the real answer is, slave labor. Slave labor is sexy as hell. Who can forget thereports on slave like working... read more