By brendon February 21, 2012 @ 5:43 PM
‘Teen Mom 2’ star Leah Messer says she was brutally attacked by 3 strangers, all women, outside of a movie theater in West Virginia this weekend. The women have yet to be identified or properly thanked.
19-year-old Leah (says) she had just left the theater with her fiance Sunday night when an older woman began following her and calling her names … Leah insists she tried to tell the woman to leave her alone when 2 other girls appeared out of nowhere and (began to punch her in the face).
?Sources say Leah’s fiance and a security guard managed to pull the three women off.
Leah should look at the bright side of this. She was desperate to be famous and now she is. All she has to do is leave off the second part of that thought, which “…for being a white trash retard who everyone hates.”
By brendon February 21, 2012 @ 4:11 PM
Megan Fox is back in Hawaii today, and back in a bikini, which is even better, because she looks fantastic. The only bad news is that she seems reluctant to go in the water. There’s a word for girls who are physically perfect, scared of water, and who have sex with Brian Austin Greene for 8 years, and that word is “android”.
(image source = GSI media)
By brendon February 21, 2012 @ 3:30 PM
‘Arrested Development’ and ’Mr. Show’ star David Cross tells the March issue of Playboy that he did a small amount of cocaine at the 2009 White House Correspondents’ Dinner. In other words, in the same room as President Barack Obama and the Secret Service.
“It was a tiny granule of coke that I put on my wrist and said, ‘Watch this. I need a witness.’ And then I ducked under the table and did it,” Cross said. “It wasn’t like I got high. The jolt was similar to licking an empty espresso cup.”
“It was just about being able to say that I did it, that I did cocaine in the same room as the president,” he said. “I’m not proud of it, nor am I ashamed of it.”
He’s told this story before and I’m surprised more people haven’t heard it, because it really is no big deal, and you have to expect this kind of thing when you elect Democrats.
By brendon February 21, 2012 @ 2:45 PM
Rihanna, who is apparently rich and doesn’t hold a grudge, is not only speaking to Chris Brown but working with him again too.
On Monday the former couple (who are rumored to be seeing each other in secret) threw us for a loop when they both released remixes featuring each others vocals.
We knew that Brown was the “shocking” addition to “Birthday Cake” that producers promised, but we were more than surprised to hear Rihanna singing on Brown’s remix for “Turn Up The Music.”
Some might think Rihanna is dumb to forgive Brown after beating her until she was almost unconscious, but he did that way back in 2009, when shoving girls faces into car windows was all the rage. Everyone was doing it back then.
(image source of rihanna yesterday in london = bauer griffin)
By brendon February 20, 2012 @ 3:55 PM
UFC ring girl and Playboy covergirl Arianny Celeste was on the beach in Miami this weekend, and you might think that guy with her is some MMA badass, but he’s not. He’s just a normal guy. Which I wish I would have known before I curled up on the ground crying and begging for him not to hurt me.
(image source = splash)
By brendon February 20, 2012 @ 1:59 PM
As previously implied by the headline, Chris Brown and the Rihanna are talking again, at least on twitter. Chris sent a tweet to Rihanna early this morning saying Happy Birthday, which she thanked him for and then retweeted. He of course calls her by her real name “Robyn” because he knows her in real life. And thanks to him so does her ambulance driver for the same reason.
By brendon February 20, 2012 @ 12:19 PM
Whitney Houstons funeral on Saturday was one of the fanciest and most touching funerals a junkie who overdosed in a hotel bathtub has ever had, and once it was over, her teenage daughter stepped away to collect herself and reflect on the days events. And also to get high.
The Daily Beast says…
Just hours after watching an emotionally charged tribute to her doting mother, Whitney Houston, Bobbi Kristina Houston Brown decided she needed some time alone. So while friends and family convened at a local eatery in Newark, N.J., to remember the 48-year-old musical legend, Bobbi Kristina simply disappeared.
Wow. The daughter of Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown is good at sneaking away to do drugs. Who woulda guessed.
Even before the funeral was held Saturday, the family had serious discussions about Bobbi Kristina entering into rehab as soon as her mother was laid to rest, according to multiple sources familiar with the conversations. They say she spent the night after her mother’s death using drugs to dull the pain.
Of course she did. Because she was raised by two selfish fuck-ups and never had any decent parenting. They probably should have just pushed her onto Whitneys coffin at the last second and saved everyone a second trip.
By brendon February 17, 2012 @ 7:36 PM
Mel Gibson won’t actually be at Whitney Houstons funereal in New Jersey tomorrow, but he was apparently invited by her family, because as Us weekly says…
Gibson once attempted to help Houston with her own substance abuse problems, a source confirms.
TMZ was first to report the story, adding that Houston’s family was “extremely appreciative” of the time he spent trying to help several years ago.
And not only that but it could have made her family feel better to point at Gibson and whisper to each other, “At least when Whitney was high she never started screaming about the Jews.”