There’s no cure for a broken heart, but if there was it would probably say something about banging a busty model. Like Marc Anthony is with Venezuelan model Shannon De Lima, who is 24, one month after officially filing for divorce from Jennifer Lopez, who is 42.
Of course Shannon could never replace Lopez. Not unless she gains 50 pounds, starts wearing wigs, and throws a vase at the maid.
(image source of anthony and de lima at a fundraiser in los angeles last night for cedars-sinai hospital = getty)
If you want to know more about the plot to ‘Skyfall’, the 23rd James Bond movie, directed by the highly respected Sam Mendes, with Daniel Craig in his third outing as Bond and an outstanding cast led by Javier Bardem, Albert Finney, Judi Dench, and Ralph Fienes, the teaser trailer released today won’t help.
But if you sent some men to go kill James Bond and his companion, and they never came back, the teaser trailer released today will help. It turns out he killed them first. What on earth made you call ahead to tell Bond about it?
Normally I complain that girls don’t care enough to dress slutty at awards shows anymore, so Miley Cyrus should be commended for dressing slutty at the Billboard Awards in Vegas last night. The problem is a slutty version of Miley is still Miley. She’s like Cirque du Soleil or Tim Duncan. Awesome, yet still totally boring.
As the Hollywood Reporter said, “NBC is no stranger to monumental blunders and idiocy,” and in keeping with that tradition, on Friday they decided that Dan Harmon should no longer be running ‘Community’, despite the fact the he created it and wrote most of the episodes, and replaced him with two guys who have been writing “Happy Endings” and “Aliens in America”, which don’t even sound like real shows. It’s all part of NBC’s ongoing policy of never ever doing anything right.
Will Smith was at the Moscow premiere of ‘Men in Black 3’ today when a male reporter tried to kiss him on the lips. That went over about as well as you might think and Smith backhanded him in the face (it looks worse in the second clip), then said, “He’s lucky I didn’t sucker punch him.” Which would have been terrific. Like when Heath Herring knocked out that Japanese guy, except prissier.
Back in February, Matt Lauer asked Lindsay Lohan if she still goes to bars and parties, and because she wasn’t hooked up to a polygraph, she said “that’s not my thing anymore” and “I’ve become more of a home body and I like it.”
You’ll notice she made no mention of crawling out of some Hollywood Hills drug den at dawn (perhaps this one again) with Paris Hilton and Samantha Ronson. Which is what she really does. Like this morning for example.
(Lindsay) started her night at a Hollywood club before heading to the private Hollywood Hills party.
The three ladies joined Paris’ younger brother Barron Hilton and Brandon Davis at the Hollywood Hills mega-mansion for some late night fun that lasted until 7am this morning!
Police tell us that one of the neighbors in the residential community filed a noise complaint due to the blaring music.
Yeah I don’t care either. The sooner every single person in that story dies, the better. So here’s Australian model Tara Beaulieu, who is relevant because when Lindsay was too drunk to show up on time or do her job during her guest spot on ‘Glee’, Tara was her stand-in. Even though she’s way too firm, too tan, and too upright to look anything like Lindsay. They must film the show over in Oppositeville.
Miley Cyrus, seen here on her hotel balcony holding a dog, and then making out with the dog, and then not holding a dog and leaning over the railing (she dropped the dog, didn’t she?) tells Lifetime (via Us) that she’s comfortable being sexy, or would be if anyone actually thought that.
Miley insists she didn’t set out to become sex symbol.
“If people find that [I am], I take it as a compliment. Thank you for thinking I’m sexy!”
When she first began to dress and act more provocatively, the former child star was surprised by the immediate backlash. “People are so scared of seeing a woman being like, ‘This is who I am and you’re not going to change it,’” Cyrus explained.
Did Miley Cyrus just refer to herself as a sexy woman? And if so was she referring to some past life because in this one she’s still a bony teenager. Was this some kind of séance show?
It’s been 20 years since Jay Leno weaseled his way into hosting the Tonight Show, taking the job from David Letterman, and 2 years since he did the exact same thing to Conan O’Brien, which is why Letterman was absolutely delighted to have Conan on his show last night for the first time in 13 years.
“I’ve known Jay a long long time,” Letterman said. “We go back to the mid 70s, back in Los Angeles at the Comedy Store. Jay was always the guy — the funniest guy — he was the guy you’d go to see. He was the guy that you wished you could be more like. He was funny. He was also, uh… a bit of a brat. So then, oh you know, when this came along, I said to myself, ‘Oh yes, this is the Jay I know.’”
“Hey, mor-more like David Fretterman and Conan O’Cryin, am I right Jay!”