a Batman reboot is planned after this Batman reboot

Jeff Robinov is the new president of the motion picture group at Warner Bros., and one of his immediate goals is to make sure we all get to see a new Batman franchise in a few years, one that will no doubt tell the same story as the current Batman franchise, only not as well. The LA Times says... (Robinovs) first priority: Finally getting the Justice League, DC's team featuring all its top characters, on the big...

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Jessica Simpson might elope

Though the real reason is probably so she won't have to share the cake, Jessica Simpson says that after the media frenzy around her first marriage, she may elope this time with her fame whore boyfriend Eric Johnson. She tells Us magazine... "No date has been set. We've both been married before. We're enjoying our commitment to each other. We want to take our time." "I will be part of designing my own wedding gown. We...

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Christina Aguilera has "intimate" pictures for sale

A digital storage card containing hundreds of "provocative" personal photos of Christina Aguilera, time-stamped between June and November 2010, were found in a hotel room in France and are now for sale according to Radar. Some of the highlights include... - Aguilera with two naked male strippers at a bachelorette party. - Aguilera mimicking oral sex on some guy holding a sex toy. - Fifteen pictures from Nicole...

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Mariah Carey is gross

It's still a few weeks until Mariah Carey is expected to give birth to twins, but yesterday (her 42nd birthday) she ended up in the hospital after experiencing contractions. It turned out to be nothing, so, as if pregnant women weren't disgusting looking enough, today she painted a red and blue butterfly on her monstrosity of a stomach, then posted a picture of it on her twitter. God those babies are enormous. After...

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Lindsay Ellingson is very famous

Lindsay Ellingson was on Miami beach this weekend too, just like Doutzen Kroes, and just like Doutzen she's a Victorias Secret Angel, but unlike Doutzen I have no idea how. This chick is pretty average looking. I'm sure Victorias Secret takes pains to have some models be less intimidating to their customers, but Jesus Christ, let's not get carried away. (image source = inf daily) [gallery id="7991"]

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Scarlett Johansson and Sean Penn went public

Scarlett Johansson and Sean Penn have been sneaking around together for a few weeks now, going on secret and no doubt boring dates. But Jim Toth is Scarletts agent, and since he got married to Reese Witherspoon this weekend, and since guys love going to weddings with girls they just met, Scarlett brought Sean as her date. Popeater says... "Scarlett is Jim's client, but no one, including the bride, knew she would have...

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Reese Witherspoon got married

Reese Witherspoon and her agent Jim Toth got married at her ranch in Ojai Saturday night in front of about 120 guests, including fancy Hollywood stars like Sean Penn, Ryan Phillippe, Scarlett Johansson, Renee Zellweger, Robert Downy Jr., Tobey Maguire, Matthew McConaughey, Alyssa Milano, Isla Fisher and Sacha Baron Cohen. Granted these pictures only show a few of them and they're pretty blurry, so they don't prove...

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Britney Spears is a good dancer

Britney Spears gave two well-publicized "surprise" shows this weekend, one Friday night at the Palms in Vegas and one Sunday afternoon in San Francisco, which for some reason were hosted by Good Morning America as part of the promotion of her new album, "Femme Fatale".? All things considered she looked pretty good. Obviously I think she looked way hotter, especially her body, when she was a teenager, but that's really...

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JWoww is a good host

JWoww put on some tight clothes to host a party at a club in Philadelphia last night, then stood almost motionless the whole time, as if she saw the disco ball and mistook it for Predator. Someone should go check and see if she's still there. [gallery id="7996"]

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Lindsay has a foolproof plan for staying out of jail

The reason so many people felt Lindsay Lohan should have taken the plea deal in her felony theft case is because the first thing the new judge will do is have a hearing to determine if there's enough evidence to go to trail. If she concludes that there is, then Lindsay will automatically be found guilty of violating her probation. And after that... "Judge Sautner will most likely order Lindsay into custody immediately...

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Doutzen Kroes is already back in a bikini

Victorias Secret supermodel Doutzen Kroes had a baby just 8 weeks ago, but yesterday she was already back in a bikini, and a few days ago she was already back at work, on the beach in Miami in some slutty little shorts. So there you have it. Here's the proof. When women say it's hard to get back in shape after having a baby, they're liars, and need to be treated as such. They're being lazy. According to women, if you...

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Madonna is a mean old bitch

Let's recap... - when Madonna applied to adopt a little girl from the impoverished African nation of Malawi in March of 2009, the director of Malawi's Human Rights Consultative Committee called her a "child kidnapper" and a "bully", claiming she was using her money to influence the people who would make the decision. (3.31.09) - a few days later a judge denied the adoption because Madonna didn't meet the eligibility...

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Lindsay Lohan is dropping her last name

This story about Lindsay Lohan dropping the "Lohan" from her name and now only going by "Lindsay" includes, I shit you not, the following quote: "So many of the greatest people in showbiz are known by just their first name. Look at Oprah and Beyonce. Now you can add Lindsay to that list." Even if "that list" was about famous black women whose middle names start with "G", having Lindsay on it would still make more...

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Whoopi Goldberg was high when she won her Oscar

One year after Whoopi Goldberg won the Academy Award for Best Supporting Actress in 1991, she was doing voice over work for The Pagemaster, whatever the hell that is, and during some down time in the studio she revealed her secret for staying calm: getting baked as fuck. "Smoking cigarettes and pot every now and then is my, are my habits, and so I said, 'I've got to relax' so I smoked this wonderful joint that was...

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Vanessa Hudgens knows her strengths

Vanessa Hudgens walked the red carpet last night for the LA premiere of Sucker Punch, and if you're wondering if she posed for pictures while looking over her shoulder and showing off her ass, well then buckle the fuck up because yes, she did. Oh I know. I could hardly believe my eyes either. (picture source = getty images [gallery id="7999"]

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