August 17, 2015 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
According to RadarOnline with an accuracy rating circling Pravda, Kendall and Kylie Jenner formed a Grinchy idea to ditch the Keeping Up With the Kardashians show and start their own young tits-based empire. Somebody’s been whispering in their ear...
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August 17, 2015 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
dang @TODAYshow, just couldn't let her finish, huh? love ya @JanelleMonae! #BlackLivesMatter cc: @deray @Nettaaaaaaaa pic.twitter.com/QeGhY5lQGJ — marla york. (@theseMYtweetz) August 14, 2015 The Today Show wanted to cement their obvious kinship with the plight of Black America so...
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August 17, 2015 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
Pittsburgh Steelers veteran linebacker James Harrison snatched away his 6 and 8 year old kids’ team sports trophies because the trophies weren’t awarded for any specific achievement. Harrison’s big into the theory that kids are being ruined by meaningless awards and...
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August 17, 2015 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
When you start with the premise that being super famous and having people leer at you in your local hipster coffee house is akin to the Holocaust, Kristen Stewart has had a lot to overcome. To promote her new...
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August 17, 2015 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
President Obama shared his Spotify playlist nobody asked for after it was carefully vetted by pollsters and consultants and found to be the most broadly acceptable set of classic radio play music. Coldplay, Rolling Stones, Tempations, Justin Timberlake, and...
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August 17, 2015 |
celebrity |
matt-ralston|
I jerked off to this chick in high school. I’m now 78 years old. Pamela Anderson is the trophy wife you wish you’d divorced. And then remarried and divorced again just to cum on her numb tits while she...
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August 17, 2015 |
celebrity |
matt-ralston|
Serial cock fiend Rihanna and the NBA’s I know that dude from high school Matt Barnes reportedly went on two dates. And he didn’t pay. That means they fucked at least twice. TMZ caught up with Barnes after he...
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August 17, 2015 |
celebrity |
matt-ralston|
Nobody wants to feel victim to clickbait but when the New York Post rears its Alzheimer’s demo corpse and busts out the headline “Morgan Freeman’s Step Granddaughter Stabbed to death in Exorcism” you’d be a liar if you told...
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August 15, 2015 |
crowd favorites |
Lex Jurgen|
In a not surprising revelation, the chief beards of ISIS like to rape women. Before the beheadings and the ritualistic tire burnings. Maybe sometimes after as well if it’s a Saturday and Allah’s been very good to you. The...
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August 14, 2015 |
bikini |
Lex Jurgen|
Mexico is sending us their rapists. We’re sending them our whores. It makes sense if you studied street economics. Kris Jenner dispatched Kendall Jenner along with Hailey Baldwin and Pia Mia Perez down to Mexico to chaperone her barely...
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