Rihanna circled the lower part of Manhattan through the night visiting various tattoo parlors that would each in turn provide her with little bits of permanent future regret. Body art for women was invented as a way of separating... READ MORE

When Trump says rapists and unlicensed ice cream truck vendors are pouring illegally across the border I hope he’s not lumping in the loose foreign models streaming into Miami to show off their tits and vaginas. Even the most... READ MORE

Anne Hathaway has the world’s worst bukkake porn face. We know you don’t like it, but put on a smiley face. Stop thinking about the drought. If this were real cum you’d feel less guilty. Anne Hathaway is one of... READ MORE

Lamar Odom reportedly showed up unannounced at Khloe Kardashian’s gym where she eats and apparently there was a scuffle and she left. If this sounds phony it probably is and there were most likely cameras involved. Lamar needs the money,... READ MORE

Angelea Preston won season 400 of America’s Next Top Model, a show which doesn’t generate America’s next top models. She claims her crown was taken away however when it was discovered she was once a prostitute, because there’s a... READ MORE

Christina Aguilera apparently got drunk and horny and went on Instagram and took a fairly tame topless selfie, or just decided to get into this game super late and boring. Aguilera’s selfie or possibly a screenshot lifted from Eyes Wide... READ MORE

It doesn’t take much to please Matt and I. A couple shiny baubles and a slice of yesterdays pizza. That’s why we jump at the chance each week to drink near beer to get on the microphone to say... READ MORE

Chloe Lattanzi is Olivia Newton John’s daughter by her husband not the one who disappeared off of a fishing boat only to be found a decade later in Mexico playing tennis with El Chapo. Lattanzi has been forced to... READ MORE

Ben Affleck is looking different these days. Maybe it’s because he’s plowing his nanny or maybe it’s because he has a rocking pair of man tits. It’s like the nipples on the Batsuit in that shitty Batman and Robin... READ MORE

If you’ve been waiting for Katie Holmes to direct a movie about a desperate single mom, insightful tranny waitresses swapped into the traditional role of magical Negroes, and the fleecing of the working class in the subprime mortgage crisis... READ MORE