Joanna Krupa pilgrimed to the Jordan River in modern day Israel where private escorts of the bible were routinely baptized before wasting quickly thereafter from the various waterborne STDs. Krupa chose a neon bikini beneath her white shirt to... READ MORE

There’s only one reason to post a photo of yourself breastfeeding two big ass boys simultaneously, one of whom is decidedly not even you own child. To get people to write deleterious comments about breastfeeding so you can cry ‘shaming’. Mama... READ MORE

Ben Affleck is steadily denying he nailed his nanny while she appears to be milking the rumor for all it’s worth. Women love attention. Even if it’s in the form of dubious claims that you’re a home wrecker. People... READ MORE

Kim Kardashian has been shilling some morning sickness pill in her vapid social media posts, leading the Food and Drug Administration to step in and tell her to stop doing it and also you’re spreading a new strain of... READ MORE

Failed experiment Geno Smith of the New York Jets will miss 6-10 weeks after his teammate broke his jaw in an argument stemming from a $600 plane ticket. Guys named Geno are never dependable. Teammate IK Enemkpali was immediately... READ MORE

Rita Ora is being accused of abandoning feminism because she collaborated with Chris Brown on her new single. It’s not clear that Rita Ora was a feminist in the first place, but the charge of abandoning feminism is still... READ MORE

Kim Kardashian responded to imaginary critics of her pregnant body by posting naked photos of herself. It’s reflexive. The last time her mechanic told her she needed an oil change, she fucked seven guys at three different Jiffy Lubes.... READ MORE

Donald Trump is a distasteful narcissist. He’s not a retard. Nobody makes period jokes about women on national television. Trump’s comment on CNN regarding Megyn Kelly  at the Fox News debate, You could see there was blood coming out... READ MORE

They come. They go. They take off their tops for ridiculously small amounts of money. It’s bottled water art is what it is. Charlie Riina shows off her tits to sell expensive water. (Egotastic All-Stars) Miley Cyrus in see-through... READ MORE

Christine Ouzounian, the nanny who is letting everybody think she’s been fucking Ben Affleck during his split with his wife, let the world into her inner sanctum with an Instagram photo of herself being photographed by the paparazzi and a song... READ MORE