so are Ryan Reynolds and Sandra Bullock dating or not

By brendon January 10, 2011 @ 1:25 PM

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Sandra Bullock and Ryan Reynolds quickly tried to shoot down rumors that they were dating after spending New Years Eve together in Austin, but if they really want to kill those rumors, maybe they should stop spending romantic weekends together in secluded mountain cabins.

Sandra Bullock and Ryan Reynolds have been making top-secret getaways to her home in Jackson Hole, Wyoming, Radar has exclusively learned.
“Sandy and Ryan are just enjoying spending time together. They have known each other for years and they have a built-in familiarity.
“It’s great to see Sandy with a true smile on her face. Ryan has made at least two trips to Jackson Hole during the holidays, and her friends except more to come.”

Wwooww. “Built-in familiarity.” Sounds hot. “Oh Sandy, I cant stop thinking about how we met on a previous occasion, and your friendliness. That’s such a turn on.”

Monday morning headlines

By brendon January 10, 2011 @ 10:57 AM

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DAVID BECKHAM AND POSH SPICE – are having another kid, their fourth. Jesus, keep your pants on lady. Wait are they, Mexican? (people)

KHLOE KARDASHIAN – might be pregnant too. Later, the nurse will describe the delivery like this: “Once the portal opened, something from the other side came through, something… horrible.” (new york post)

LINDSAY LOHAN – was given a $25,000 diamond necklace by a friend, jeweler Pascal Mouawad, to celebrate her sobriety and fresh start. Her next booking photo will be the most glamorous one yet! (nydn)

LILY ALDRIDGE – wore this fantastic white bikini to shoot for Victorias Secret on St. Barts this weekend. Models in bikinis; now you can finally see what everyone has been raving about. (flynet)

Ali Landry still looks incredible in a bikini

By brendon January 07, 2011 @ 6:11 PM

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Ali Landry wore a purple and white (geaux tigers!) bikini on the beach in Malibu today, and there better have been something pretty god damn important going on for there to only be 8 pictures of it. Was there some kind of Godzilla attack or something that I don’t know about, did he roar out of the sea and stomp on Pepperdine?

(source = bauer griffin)

friday afternoon headlines

By brendon January 07, 2011 @ 5:32 PM

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ORLANDO BLOOM AND MIRANDA KERR – had a boy. And I bet that handsome bastard has already gotten more pussy than I have this year. (us)

LINDSAY LOHAN – has been handed a $135,000 Range Rover Onyx, to borrow “for an undisclosed length of time”, by a Beverly Hills dealer. The plan of course is for people to see Lindsay driving the car and then go see them and say, “I want one of those cars like the one Lindsay wrecked.” (radar)

PETRA NEMCOVA – is engaged, 6 years after her last fiance died in the 2004 Thailand tsunami. I’m sure that wasn’t her fault, but I would still go somewhere like Omaha for a honeymoon. They have a lovely zoo. (daily mail)

JANE KRAKOWSKI – is pregnant. Ewwww. Everything about this story is gross. (people)

JWOWW – says she was under anesthesia when her ex took naked pictures of her. Ahhh yes, the old twilight trick. Another good one is to make them think you’ve taken a loved one as a hostage. (hollywood life)

Jason Statham and Rosie Whitely are in Anguilla

By brendon January 07, 2011 @ 3:02 PM

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Jason Statham and his girlfriend Rosie Huntington-Whiteley were on Anguilla in the British West Indies this week, and you’ll be happy to hear she was as plain and boring and average as she always is. The good news is that these pictures use a special new technology, and if you scratch your screen right now it will smell like the ocean. It might take a few tries so just keep sniffing your screen, especially if you’re at work.

Kim Kardashian looks different

By brendon January 07, 2011 @ 1:35 PM

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I only bought these because she was in see thru tights and Splashes headline said, “Kim Kardashian shows some big lips while leaving her house”. I feel like they should have been more specific. But apparently they’re implying that she recently had some kind of injection or treatment or whatever on her face. And while it’s true she looks a little alien-y right now, I can think of worse things than Kim Kardashian with numb lips. She’ll talk less and now you can really attack that mouth.

“Hey. Hey Victoria Silvstedt… little help?”

By brendon January 07, 2011 @ 10:15 AM

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Victoria Silvstedt was in St Barts yesterday, enjoying the water in a bikini, I think while an old lady lay in the sand dying behind her. So Victoria did the polite thing and moved down the beach a little. She deserves a little dignity in her final moments. RIP old fat lady with the dyke haircut. We’re gonna miss ya.

Lindsay wants to build a fence so Sam cant spy on her

By brendon January 06, 2011 @ 6:23 PM

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When Lindsay Lohan moved from West Hollywood to Venice Beach, about a 30 minute drive in traffic, she was shocked and disappointed to learn that her ex girlfriend Sam Ronson had preemptively stalked her by moving right next door first. Ahhh, but Lindsay has once again proven she’s as clever as they come.

Lindsay Lohan wants to build a fence so new neighbor and ex-lover Sam Ronson can’t “spy or see” what’s going on inside her rehabbed actress’ beachside home.
“It will give both of them some space and privacy,” one source close to Lindsay told Radar, “and it will ensure neither of them can see or spy on each other!”

Yes. Yes a three story fence. You have to wake up pretty early in the morning to fool Lindsay Lohan. What do you think about your future plan now, Sam.