Am I the only one who didn’t know Blake Livelys chest was that big? They look sort of fake, but as it turns out that doesn’t matter to me in the slightest. I guess this may be old news to anyone who watches "Gossip Girl", so you'll have to forgive me because I don't. A show about beautiful rich teens having tons of sex is a topic that hits a little too close to home.
Today is boring so far, so here are pictures of Megan Fox walking through LAX. And since she’s licking her lips in one of them, I hope that when people think back to this post one day, they’ll remember as the greatest thing anyone has ever done.
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'Veggie Love': PETA's Banned Super Bowl Ad
PETA says this Super Bowl ad was banned from Sundays telecast because it was too hot to broadcast, but in all likelihood it was banned because it's retarded. It doesn’t even make any damn sense. No one at PETA has ever even met anyone who watches football, so they just put girls and guitars together and figured it made sense. It would be like if I made an ad for Russia. It would just be a bear and Stalin drinking vodka outside the Kremlin and some other shit I think I saw on TV one time.
Lindsay Lohan has clearly lost a lot of weight lately (Jessica Simpson found it), and in case you didn’t know, the entire entertainment world revolves around Lindsay Lohan, so here's your daily update on that. According to Page Six, her rep said
"Lindsay is aware that she's lost some weight due to stress, but we recently did a photo shoot and she ate two full meals."
See? Two meals. Everything is fine. Whoever keeps drumming up this non-story must be fat. Fat people are always real jealous of sexy people like Lindsay.
Evan Rachel Wood was dating Marilyn Manson when she was 19 and he was 38, and there was a rumor Ed Norton was donkey punching her (seriously) when she was 18 and he was 36, so obviously this bitch is nuts, and so of course she would date 56-year-old Mickey Rourke. Why wouldn’t she? She’s 21 now, by the way. Fox News says…
The two attended Grey Goose’s Official SAG after-party at the Shrine on Sunday evening but were spotted leaving together enroute to the later after party at the Four Seasons Hotel. According to spies, the actress went upstairs with Rourke when he suddenly grabbed her for a lip-lock in the outside area of the swanky five-star hotel.
The duo have been romantically linked since she played his daughter in "The Wrestler," although Wood always denied that they were anything more than friends.
I think it's safe to say someone in this story has some unresolved dad issues. I still believed in fairies when I was 18, this weirdo was takin it in the ass from a movie star twice her age. Although, if she wanted someone to play dad in her life, shouldn't she be buying Mickey Rourke a tie? Why is she fucking all these older guys? What sense does that make? God you bitches are all nuts.
The only thing worse than a party where girls don’t kiss is a party where ugly girls do kiss. And on top of that, they do it halfway. This is how girls are supposed to kiss, my friends. Not like Mischa Bartons boring ass, as she celebrated her 23rd birthday in Paris yesterday, and by "Paris", that better mean the casino because if that no-talent dork has enough money to hang out in France for weeks at a time I’m gonna kill myself. Wait, no. Not me. Her.
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David Beckham is so famous it’s easy to forget that he’s still one of the better soccer players in the world. With that in mind it should probably come as no surprise that he’s enjoying his time on loan to AC Milan immensely, and may want to just stay over there full time. The Daily Mail says…
Victoria Beckham showed the strain as speculation increased that husband David will turn his back on America and extend his stay in Milan.
The couple's relationship is under strain as David appears keen to stay at the Italian club, where he is on loan for three months, in order to maintain his fitness for England internationals.
But Victoria is reluctant to uproot their three sons from America to move to another non-English speaking country.
Victoria has offered a compromise of returning to London to live, should he decide to stay in Italy, but hands-on father David wants them all to live in the same city.
He will be able to leave LA Galaxy in October for nothing and the American outfit might prefer to cash in.
Beckham said: "I can't say what will happen, even if my contract says I'll be here until March."
I’m sure the Brits would love to get the Beckhams back because we seem to get all their good people and they get all of our trash like Madonna and Paltrow. It doesn’t seem quite fair. It's like knocking on someone’s door and throwing an alligator on them. I'm not positive what the fuck that means but I’m pretty sure its brilliant.
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You know what girls like? They like when you're talking to them and you shove your hand down the front of your pants. Massaging your balls while you have a conversation with a girl is a way of telling her you think she's really pretty. It's basically the biggest compliment you can give someone.
(picture source = pacific coast)