Keith Olbermann had a little hissyfit about Jimmy Kimmel

By brendon April 30, 2012 @ 4:20 PM

Jimmy Kimmel was 20 minutes deep into his opening at the White House Correspondents Dinner on Saturday night when he finally got to mentioning insufferable dickhead Keith Olberman (“He has more pink slips than Marcus Bachmann.” That’s a gay joke about Michelle Bachmanns husband, if you couldn’t tell), who, of course, immediately ran to twitter and pouted about it.

“Funny that Jimmy Kimmel ripped me after his people desperately wanted me to fly to LA to be on his show this past Wednesday. #nerdprom.”
“I’m not complaining about the Kimmel jokes — I’m fair game. I’m complaining about the revenge element. It reminds me of O’Reilly #nerdprom.”

Ohh yeah, that must be it. Kimmel is out for revenge because Olberman didn’t go on his show. What a coup it would have been for Kimmel, whose ratings are 900 percent higher than Olbermans were, if he could have scored a monotone jackass giving his 50th interview about being fired over a month ago. It would have been a ratings extravaganza, and it’s eating Kimmel up inside. I just hope he doesn’t do anything rash and hurt himself.

(the Olberman jokes start here)

‘the Avengers’ made $185M this weekend, opens 4 days from now

By brendon April 30, 2012 @ 12:52 PM

If you haven’t already bought tickets to see ‘the Avengers’ next weekend, and you live on earth, you might want to because Deadline says it’s already sold $185 million in tickets overseas, while in the US it’s pre-sold more tickets than every other Marvel movie combined and is tracking for an opening weekend of at least $125 million. On top of all that it’s currently getting a 97 on rotten tomatoes and a 75 on metacritic.

In a related story, Universal announced that they’re renaming ‘Battleship’ and calling it ‘The Avengers!’ now.

Courtney Robertson and Ben Flajnik went to the pool

By brendon April 30, 2012 @ 11:49 AM

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Courtney Robertson and Ben Flajnik went to Wet Republic at the MGM in Vegas over the weekend, and it didn’t say who they were so let’s just say they’re from ‘the Bachelor’. Because whenever there’s someone that you’ve never fucking heard of in your life but is apparently famous it’s a pretty good bet they’re from ‘the Bachelor’.

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Chloe Sevigny wore this bikini

By brendon April 30, 2012 @ 11:21 AM

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Chloe Sevigny isn’t very good looking, and she doesn’t have a good body, so I think it was awfully big of me to look at her ass anyway. I’m an amazing man.

(image source of chloe on miami beach saturday = inf)

new ‘Prometheus’ trailer has more details, clanging sounds

By brendon April 30, 2012 @ 10:03 AM

Fox released a second international trailer for ‘Prometheus’ last night, and it explains much more about the story and characters than any of the previous trailers.

WHAT WE LEARNED: Charlize Theron is the icy corporate person sort of in charge of the whole thing, some aliens are cobra sized and bitey, and the great Idris Elba is not so great at a Texas accent.

WHAT WE ALREADY KNEW: I sure would like to fuck Charlize Theron.

Lindsay actually made it to Washington DC

By brendon April 30, 2012 @ 9:15 AM

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Lindsay Lohan actually did make it to Washington DC late Friday night and did attend the White House Correspondents dinner on Saturday (with her attorney as a chaperone), where she smiled and waved on the red carpet, blissfully unaware that Fox News only invited her as a joke.

Some are saying that the fact that she made it on time with (almost) none of the behavior we’re used to is proof that she’s changed. Others would point out that the only reason this is even being mentioned is because she’s lowered our expectations to the point were the simple act of making the hastily arranged back-up flight instead of getting high until dawn for the third night in a row is a glorious victory.

(image source of lindsays bloated fingers, saggy boobs and the moment she spotted the open bar = getty, splash)

Lindsay partied until 6am, missed flight to meet the President

By brendon April 27, 2012 @ 6:36 PM

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Lindsay Lohan was expected to be on a plane to Washington D.C this afternoon so she could attend the White House Correspondents’ Dinner tomorrow night, but, shockingly, she missed the flight. There’s no official explanation for why she was late, but X17 does have a theory:

Lilo was partying until 6am this morning at a home in the Hollywood Hills. This was the second night in a row that she pulled an all-nighter at that house.
No wonder she missed the flight.

She’s now expected to be on a later flight, but who knows. Actually everyone knows, and Lindasy won’t be on that flight either because she’s a complete fuckup.

Kim Kardashian stole $1.2 million from people with cancer. Sort of.

By brendon April 27, 2012 @ 6:03 PM

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When Kim Kardashian first announced that she was keeping her wedding gifts, she justified it by donating $200,000 to a charity, an amount twice what the presents were estimated to be worth.

Of course Kim was the one doing the estimating, and it turns out she gave herself a very generous discount.

Kris Humphries wants to know what happened to a $325,000 wedding gift that was given to him and Kim Kardashian, Radar is reporting.
The former couple received the extravagant gift from a very wealthy Malaysian businessman who attended their wedding … Humphries wants to know why (Kardashian) didn’t factor it in when she made a donation to charity.

They also say that Kim has used this gift “extensively”, and that the total value of the presents is actually $700,000, not $100,000. Meaning Kim slighted the charity for people with a terminal illness by $1.2 million. “They’ll just waste it on wigs or some shit,” Kim thought. “Whereas I actually need that money for more lip gloss and pants with an elastic seat.”