Tati Neves Is Queen Whore of Brazil

Tati Neves is now the top dawg prostitute in Brazil. Girls in the sex trade throughout the country can only dream of ever achieving such lofty goals. I don't care if you're a port tramp in Recife or a more traditional Rio underground bukkake film star, the odds of you... read more

Carolina Fontaneti Poses In Lingerie For Miz Couture

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Brooke Mueller's Brother Now Has the Twin Social Science Experiments

Brooke Mueller's brother was awarded custody of Brooke's future serial murdering twins after Charlie Sheen's ex-wife Denise Richards claimed Max and Bob were too freaky and violent to care for in her home. Brooke Mueller and Charlie Sheen are currently battling to see... read more

Liberty Ross Takes Off Her Top and Spills Her Guts

Nothing says I want to get this whole cheating and divorce scandal behind me like doing a tell all piece for Vanity Fair a year and a half after the story broke, and a year after nobody cares anymore. I don't think there's actually a way to spin the tale of losing your... read more

Here's Another Reminder That Kendall Jenner Is Wealthier Than You

Now that she's 18 years old, Kendall Jenner is truly free to do whatever it is that she pleases, especially with all of that talent that she possesses. What talent is that? The ability to stand still and look attractive, of course. And if you count posting photos to... read more

Kate Upton Rumored To Star In Entourage Movie

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Tati Neves Claims She Had Sex With Justin Bieber

In the days after she posted a video of a sleeping Justin Bieber to YouTube, and once people on the internet quickly discovered who she is, model and possible escort Tati Neves quickly made a TV appearance to explain to the world that she never had sex with Justin. But... read more

Shanina Shaik Models Lingerie For Victoria's Secret

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Your Chance to Touch Kelly Clarkson Has Passed

Microsoft was worried nobody would give a shit about their new Vancouver mall store opening, so they offered up free tickets to a private Kelly Clarkson concert to anybody who showed up. The first 100 people in line won golden tickets to shake hands with Kelly herself... read more

Jenna Jameson Is Doing Porn Again For Her Kids

On Sunday night, OWN will air the show "Oprah: Where Are They Now?" so Oprah Winfrey can ask Tori Spelling, Sully Sullenberger and Jenna Jameson about how boring their lives have been since Oprah last interviewed them. Jenna will probably talk about her book and maybe... read more

America, Fuck Yeah

The first news article I read this Veterans Day morning declared Hillary Clinton the heavy favorite to be the next President of the United States. I don't find joy in partisan politics. It's like fighting with your girlfriend. There's no actual measure of victory and no... read more

138 Water Now Has a Body Snatcher Bus

The completely fictitious bottled water company 138 Water upped the ante on their cult like deception by hiring skanky girls to ride around L.A. over the weekend in a signature party bus. The nightlife loving crazies who chose to climb up into the semi-truck were treated... read more