Paris Hilton Sprayed With Foam

When Paris was just a girl back in rich girl high school snorting coke and getting laid and issuing racist diatribes, I bet she never could have imagined she'd grow up to being a highly paid VIP guest DJ at crazy Spanish nightclubs. Or, that's all she imagined. Not... read more

Kelly Brook Shows Of Her Cleavage In A Short Dress

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Amber Heard Is Proud To Be Bisexual

I like people who are proud of their sexuality. Gay, straight, bi, they like to violate blue belly lizards, I don't give a crap. I admire the heck out of them. I've never been proud of my sexuality. Like most dudes, I only crow every third new moon when I 'git some'.... read more

It's The Final Trailer For Cory Monteith's New Movie (VIDEO)

We probably wouldn't even be talking about this new and final trailer for McCanick if Cory Monteith wasn't in the film and didn't die from his drug use recently, but here we are yapping about it and speculating about whether or not this would have been his big breakout... read more

This Is Probably The Best Powerball Winner Ever (VIDEO)

A group of 16 co-workers in New Jersey purchased one of the winning tickets of the recent $448 million Powerball jackpot, and they're living proof of why you should probably reconsider telling your stupid co-workers to fuck off every time they want to chip in for lottery... read more

Miley Cyrus Got All Sexy For Terry Richardson

Terry Richardson is the favorite fashion photographer of many celebrities, from Kate Upton to Cara Delevingne, and he's pretty great at getting them to stand around, make funny faces and put on his nerd glasses while their clothes slowly vanish. His latest work was... read more

The Harriet Tubman Sex Tape Was a Huge Success (VIDEO)

Update: Yeah, I guess Russell Simmons didn't like this turd sticking around so much in the public eye so his lawyer contacted our lawyer, and, you know... the video is gone. But not possibly forgotten. I like Russell Simmons mostly because the big papers always refer to... read more

Paparazzi Made Kendall and Kylie Jenner Illiterate

Kendall Jenner is the latest young famous person to come out with the bold stance of hating the paparazzi. According to Kendall logic, she and her sister Kylie were forced to drop out of school because of all the photographers that would hound them both as they tried to... read more

Mila Kunis Turns 30

Everybody loves Mila Kunis. Not only does every guy want to bang her, but every girl I've ever met lists her as a girl they find hot. That's some magical power right there when you can get both genders wanting to buy you a drink. As far as I know, Mila has only had two... read more

Bethenny Frankel In A Bikini

Bethenny Frankel is all torn up over her recent divorce. They do say the death of your second two-year marriage is always the one that gets to you. Now Bethenny is doing what all great women do after failing miserably in their personal lives, she's writing a book giving... read more

Kendrick Lamar Starts a Rap Feud

Kendrick Lamar started a Twitter feud with pretty much every rapper in New York. It all started when Kendrick called out pretty much every single other rapper in his lyrics on Big Seans' Control, including the following blanket assertion: "I'm Makaveli's offspring I'm... read more

Gwyneth Paltrow Pisses Off Her Fellow Authors

Nothing says unpretentious fun like Author Night in The Hamptons. Especially when Gwyneth Paltrow shows up with her freaky-eyed Children of the Corn, her husband, Gay Beethoven, and an entourage of body guards and publicists and takes over the entire event. Gwyneth's... read more