the LAPD raided Charlie Sheens house for guns

Finally. A story about Charlie Sheen. "It came to the attention of the LAPD that Sheen is the registered owner of firearms," the LAPD said in a statement late Thursday night, and conducted their investigation at Sheen's home "to determine if he is in possession of firearms and ammunition in violation of the [restraining order]." That being the restraining order placed on him 10 days ago by his wife Brooke Mueller, who...

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Scarlett Johansson is still dating Sean Penn

Despite the fact that she's 26 and he's 50, and that it's creepy, Scarlett Johansson really is dating Sean Penn apparently. Last week they went off to Mexico for a day, and this week they had dinner at Chateau Marmont. People says... The two greeted each other at the hotel restaurant with a hug. They were all smiles and chatted quietly for several minutes before moving from one table to a more private setting in the...

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Kirstie Alley is gonna win Dancing With The Stars

Kirstie Alley has spent the last few days practicing for Dancing With The Stars, and the results have been amazing. She looks vaguely human now and is really snapping into shape. Another few pounds and other people might even be able to sit on her half of a plane without sending it into a corkscrew. [gallery id="8039"]

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Kate Upton is a good model

Kate Upton is one of the young Sports Illustrated swimsuit models, and some out-takes of her photo shoots for the magazine have ended up online. There's even an UHQ version of the headline pic here. The full size version is so big and intimate, I feel like there's a chance I might have gotten her pregnant (fingers crossed). [gallery id="8040"]

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Charlie Sheen is suing for $100,000,000

Charlie Sheen has spent the last three months doing everything he can to force Warner Brothers and Two and a Half Men creator Chuck Lorre to fire him, and now that they have, he's suing them for $100 million plus punitive damages. Sheen, who made $1.2 million per episode, is demanding he be compensated for the 8 cancelled episodes from the current season -- and is also suing on behalf of the sitcom's crew. His...

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Christina is "fall-down wasted nearly every night."

When Christina Aguilera was arrested on March 1st for public intoxication, her friends were hoping it would be the wake up call she needed to see that her drinking had gotten out of hand. But instead of a wake up call, she got last call, 3 days later, at the very same bar she was in the night she got arrested. Us Weekly reports that on March 4, three days after a wine-drenched feast at Osteria Mozza led to her public...

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Lindsay officially rejects a plea deal, will go to trial

Lindsay Lohan arrived at 9:05 for her 8:30 court date this morning to formally reject a plea deal on her felony theft case, instead choosing to go to trial which will begin on Aprill 22nd. And then, E! says... Lindsay's probation violation case will be heard concurrently with the preliminary hearing. (Judge Stephanie) Sautner will be listening to evidence to determine whether it's sufficient enough to go to trial,...

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Chris Brown really is a jackass

Chris Brown has an interview in tomorrows New York Post, and he talks about the fallout from that time he beat Rihanna until she was almost unconscious. Long story short, he's gotten over it. Us says... Brown says he's done apologizing for the brutal Rihanna attack. "At the end of the day. If I walk around apologizing to everybody, I'm gonna look like a damn fool." In the wake of that shocking scandal, Brown says "a...

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Mel Gibson takes a plea and avoids any jail time

Just because a celebrity is on tape repeatedly threatening to beat up a woman, a woman who later claims she was beaten up, that's no reason to prosecute or send them to jail. And the Los Angeles district attorney agrees, so today they struck a deal with Mel Gibson to send him to counseling instead of prison, even though he loudly proclaimed a dozen times that he was going to murder his girlfriend. Mel had been...

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Charlie Sheen might be broke

When Charlie Sheen got on twitter, he made a big point of mentioning that he was unemployed now and that twitter is "a cash cow" for celebrities who get paid to tweet ads. Which was weird considering Two and a Half Men paid him 2 million dollars an episode. Well brace yourself for the shock of a lifetime but it turns out Charlie Sheen might not have handled his money wisely. Popeater says… Sheen is making his fight...

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Lacey Schwimmer and Romeo seem friendly

I've never heard of Lacey Schwimmer, but she was playing basketball in a bikini top with Romeo before rehearsals for Dancing With the Stars in West Hollywood yesterday, so I assume she's one of the pro dancers. I also assume he's banging her because he's black and she's a thick white girl. I didn't do an ounce of research for this one in case you couldn't tell. But after that some stuff happened, and then Kirstie...

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Nicole Trunfio is a good model

The first time I ever heard of Aussie model Nicole Trunfio or saw her ass was over there, on the couch, where the dog is now, about 20 minutes ago while looking at pictures of the 'Limitless' premiere in New York, but believe me when I tell you that you could spend the next hour staring at it and it could easily be the happiest you'll be all day. (image source = splash news online and getty) [gallery id="8045"]

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Charlie Sheen edition headlines

If you told 10 people that you were planning to go on TV with some porn stars and call yourself a warlock and say how much you love drugs and tell your boss to go fuck himself, I bet almost none of them would say, "Oh yeah that's a good idea." And yet that's what Charlie Sheen is expecting from people who work with him, specifically his Two and a Half Men co-star Jon Cryer. But Cryer hasn't, and Sheen is handling it...

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Katy Perry has blue hair now, looks hot as f**k

Katy Perry is in Paris for their Fashion Week, and earlier today at the Jean-Charles Castelbajac show she wore this sexy ass blue wig. I wish more girls would do cool punk stuff like this with their hair. It's like banging a girl in a sci-fi movie. It's the blowjob of the future, today! (image source = splash news and pacific coast and bauer griffin) [gallery id="8047"]

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"Lindsay isn't going to know what hit her."

Lindsay Lohan will be in back in court on Thursday morning for her felony theft case, and just a few days ago she was reportedly on the verge of accepting a plea agreement even though that probabaly would have sent her to jail for 18 days. Since then however, the jewelry store sold their security footage with Lindsay on it, and now she wants to reject the plea and go to trial because she thinks she can make the case...

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