For those who don’t follow the Southern rap scenes as closely as I absolutely don’t, Gucci Mane is a drug addled semi-literate rapper who was most recently arrested for smashing a champagne bottle over the head of a fan. But when any dude goes online and says, oh by the way, I nailed Nicki Minaj, and Monica, Keyshia Cole, Ciara, and Fantasia, you’ve got to pay a little attention. Or, at least, try to figure out what the hell he’s actually trying to say. See if you can interpret his Twitter-bonics:
Me and waka fuckk nikki minaj dats nothing. Nikki minaj can do a trick with her mouth ask waka?
Did I put nikki n 50 dollar room then let her move in. Then help her get an apartment im a fool 4 a bubble butt but I hate assshots fake ho.
When Nikki got wind of the accusations, if they are accusations, because these could actually be compliments and I’d have no fucking way to know that, Nikki made some references to Gucci Mane needing some help with a drug habit. Gucci Mane took unusual offense.
Tell. Her intervention my dick in her throat I moved dat bitch to atl. Bitch u sleepin n d car. Bitch I pulled dat bitch off wayne bus.
I guess Nicki took offense at Gucci’s sloppy grammar and decided to end the clash with a slick verse.
Career aint goin nowhere like horses in da stable/ bitch I’m in the mansion, flossin, clickin cable
After taking that rhyme in his busted up grill, Gucci Mane changed subjects and talked about wanting to nail Rihanna and T.I’s wife and some other shit that if it doesn’t find him dead by the end of the week, will only prove that this Gucci Mane character is the last ballsy guy in rap.
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