is Ke$ha still repulsive? Let's find out!

You know she is, brother! She's still down in Australia, and yesterday went swimming at Bondi Beach. Thankfully she didn't wear a bikini again. I'd rather see the clouds part and angels announce the End of Days than her giant square ass in a thong. (source = pacific coast)read more

Jessica Simpson is not getting a pre-nup

I think we all know that Jessica Simpsons marriage to Eric Johnson is gonna last about as long as the first piece of wedding cake they give her, so it would be dumb to not get a prenup and put her 100 million dollar fortune at risk. And since Jessica Simpson is dumb, that's what she's gonna do. Popeater says... "Nick (Lachey) walked away with over $10 million of her money when they divorced, because they had no...read more

Scarlett Johansson is the, ahem, "GQ Babe of the Year"

Scarlett Johansson has been named the 2010 GQ Babe of the Year, and what better way to show what a hot - oh dear god - "babe" she is than by having her pose in a one piece swimsuit with a rope belt in front of a gray background. Jesus Christ, does GQ know what year it is. Is this issue for all the Doughboys as they head off to Europe to fight the Kaiser? TAKE HER GOD DAMN CLOTHES OFF!read more

BREAKING NEWS: SNL did something entertaining

The Unstoppable parody on SNL this weekend would have been good for the way Scarlett Johansson says "Chrysler Build Ing" if nothing else, but it became the kind of thing you'll watch 20 times when it added Jay Pharoahs unbelievable Denzel Washington impression. This is easily the most I've ever re-wound video of a black guy on late night TV that wasn't shot on a security camera. Racism, LOL! (source = filmdrunk)read more

Mel Gibson admits he slapped Oksana Whateverhernameis

Mel Gibson's ex girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva made headlines back in July when she claimed that, during one of their many fights, he punched her, knocking out two of her teeth. In his defense, Gibson told investigators that his dinner was over 10 minutes late. No not really. He says he never punched her, he slapped her, and only because she was hysterical and endangering their baby. According to his declaration, dated...read more

Jessica Simpson is engaged

Just one week after her ex-husband Nick Lachey got engaged to longtime girlfriend Vanessa Mannillo, Jessica Simpson got engaged to boyfriend Eric Johnson. What a coincidence! Us.com says... On Saturday, Simpson flashed a sizable ring on her left hand during an appearance at Dillard's at Oak Park Mall in Kansas City. The Texas native began dating the former NFL player in May while he was estranged from his first wife,...read more

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Katy Perry launches her perfume 'Purr'

Katy Perry was at Selfridges in London today for the launch of her new perfume in a kitty shaped bottle named Purr. Wait, hold on one second! My girlfriend can smell like an alley cat? Are we allowed to buy more than one! (image source = wenn)read more

Joe Diffie was drunk at Subway

Country music superstar Joe Diffie was drunk to the point of falling down Sunday afternoon at a Subway in Burbank, and HOLY SHIT he looks terrible. He looks so skinny. And black. When you think about Subway restaurants, you probably don't think, "Great place to go when you're super drunk" ... unless you're the ex-leader of the '90s R&B group Jodeci. TMZ has learned Donald DeGrate Jr. was arrested at a Subway in...read more

Friday headlines

BATTLE OF LOS ANGELES - has reportedly exceeded studio expectations in a huge way, and now it finally has a full trailer. Here is a cap of what I guess is the monster or alien or whatever. But you know what the real monster is, my friends? Prejudice. (apple) LINDSAY LOHAN - is so serious about drug rehab that she's refusing to take painkillers after having teeth removed this week, according to a "source". As has been...read more

Lindsay Lohan is going back to work early

I think we can all agree that sending someone to jail simply because they committed a series of crimes is uncalled for, so it makes perfect sense that Lindsay Lohan has never paid any kind of price for her 5 year crime spree. Instead she goes shopping all day near the Betty Ford clinic. Except for when she's doing photo shoots. TMZ has learned ... Lindsay Lohan will be a working girl once more ... she's doing a big...read more

two of the Gosselin kids have been expelled from school

Wait, so, the Gosselin kids are acting out? Similar to what kids would do if they'd never had any decent parenting? Oh, gosh. No way. According to reports from In Touch, Collin and Alexis have been expelled from their Pennsylvania private school and are now being homeschooled. "They've fought with their peers, called them nasty names and made fun of other kids," a source close to the family told the magazine. "The...read more

Afternoon headlines

JESSICA SIMPSON - says that, despite reports to the contrary, she's "extremely, extremely happy" about Nick Lacheys engagement to Vanessa Minnillo. When asked for a comment, Jessica said, "I assume there will be cake at the wedding, is that correct?" When asked for a more specific comment, she said, "The cake goes in my tummy." (us.com) TRAVIS PASTRANA - who has 16 XGames gold medals, 2 motocross championships and the...read more

Victorias Secret must not like Adriana Lima

Last night at the Victorias Secret fashion show, Adriana Lima wore lingerie that looked like a baseball with a football field cape. Awesome, right? Uh, I don't know how to break this to you ladies, but if thinking about football and baseball gets your man in the mood for sex, you're in a relationship with a homosexual.read more

Portia DeGeneres might lez up Dancing with the Stars

There are 30 different adaptations of Dancing With The Stars around the world, and last week the Israeli version was the first to feature a same-sex couple when they paired up Gili Shem Tov, a gay TV sportscaster, and Dorit Milman, a not gay professional dancer. And yes those are girls (video). The next country to do it might be the US of motherfuckin A bitches, and even though it's a dumb idea, we're gonna have an...read more

Hatsune Miku is a huge star in Japan, a 3D hologram

Hatsune Miku is a big star in Japan who sells lots of records but who is mostly famous for her live shows. Which is more impressive than you might initially think because she's a fucking hologram. Singularity Hub says... Hatsune Miku is a rising star in Japan and abroad, singing catchy J-pop that matches her blue-green hair. She's also a virtual avatar created by Crypton Media using Yamaha's Vocaloid voice...read more