Miley Cyrus Naked on a Wrecking Ball

If you start getting into the deeper meaning of Miley Cyrus music, you could really get lost in the convoluted allegories and complex subtext. Like, in her last music video, Can't Stop, Miley couldn't stop partying with subjugated minorities. But what I think it really... read more

Serena Williams Dominates

Serena Williams dominated yet another tennis tournament, winning the U.S. Open then crushing her vanquished opponent's thorax between her big toe and her little piggy that stayed home. Flush with adrenaline, Serena leapt from center court in Queens to Manahttan where she... read more

Iowa To Let Blind People Carry Guns. AMERICA!

That's right. The great state of Iowa is not only going to allow the legally blind to purchase guns, but also to carry them around in public. In most states in our great nation the ability to see is a prerequisite for legal gun ownership. It does sort of make sense.... read more

Khloe and Kendall Take Over Kylie's Twitter Feed, OM Fucking G

Look out when Khloe gets to hiding from her grown up problems by hanging out with her high school dropout sisters on social media, because things are going to get grade school wacky. Some people are labeling this incident as Khloe and Kendall 'hacking' into sister... read more

Kelly Osbourne Hires Fat Naked Scary Painted Woman To Make Her Look Pretty

The day you stop fighting the tide and start to go with the flow is the day you're officially grown up. Kelly Osbourne has been hanging out with hot actresses and models her entire young adult life trying to fit in and all it's got her are substance abuse, mysterious... read more

Let It Go, Britney Spears

Britney Spears posted the above image from the set of her new music video to Instagram yesterday, and I guess we can't really fault the former teen pop queen for trying to remain relevant, but it's time for her to let it go. She doesn't look bad by any means, but ... read more

Miley Cyrus Performed On German TV With A Twerking Little Person (VIDEO)

For as much shit as we give Miley Cyrus for being a massive douchebag, completely oblivious to the fact that the majority of us are laughing at her and her legion of mouth-breathing fans, her recent appearance on the German TV show Schlag den Raab was pretty awesome.... read more

Justin Bieber's Mustache Is a Game Changer

Justin Bieber publicly debuted his mustache this weekend in New York . I think we can all agree that there's nothing more manly on a girl than a mustache. When you throw in Justin's wicked masculine temper, his sexually unsure inspired body art, and his muscular physique... read more

Minka Kelly Is Still Perfect

I don't know if Minka Kelly is a neo-Nazi or if she has horrendous IBS and shits her pants every six seconds or if she's simply the worst human being on the face of the planet, but the fact that she isn't a bigger actress than she is simply astounds me. Jessica Alba is... read more

Young Kate Upton Poses For James Weber Photoshoot (UPDATED)

Kate Upton is cursed with being super hot. Men are never going to treat her like the scientist that she isn't. They're simply going to want to pay her lots of money to see her looking sexy. As far as curses go, it's something worse than having a bum uncle but not nearly... read more

Irina Shayk In The 2014 Würth Calendar

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Khloe Kardashian Pretends Well

Somebody gave Khloe Kardashian the solid advice to come out of hiding and go back to doing what she did before Lamar ditched her for crack and whores. So Khloe went back onto social media to post some photos of herself looking carefree and saying inane things that makes... read more