Vanessa Hudgens Needs Some Christmas Joy

Not every celebrity is feeling the holiday spirit like the gentle angel that is Chris Brown, as Vanessa Hudgens looked like she'd received a lump of coal in her stocking while she was out jogging in Hollywood yesterday. Is she sad because she's kind of unremarkable... read more

Justine Sacco Case Provides Solid Handwringing

The Internet is simultaneously perfect for both vile comments and for people who insist on having their outrage over those comments acknowledged. When IAC PR Chief Justin Sacco's racist tweet about The AIDS hit the Internet last Friday, it only took minutes before she... read more

Tom Cruise Likes to Abandon Things

Tom Cruise had been suing Life & Style magazine for $50 million for claiming he abandoned Suri after his divorce from Katie Holmes. The magazine had based their accusation on the fact that Tom disappeared for some number of months after the divorce, while Tom claimed... read more

Duck Dynasty Backlash Backlash at Cracker Barrel

When people laud democracy and diversity and tolerance and such, what they really mean is, this shit is great when people agree with me. When they don't, time to cut that Kumbaya crap out and start a boycott or sign an online pledge. Corporate America is largely a bunch... read more

I Just Quit Pam Anderson

Pam Anderson cut off her big blonde hair and reduced the size of her tits in order to complete her list of removing any reason for the world to care about her. I think she is still smuggling vagina bombs for PETA into university laboratories, but unless you like to watch... read more

Barron Hilton Lets His Beatdown Go Unpunished

According to Barron Hilton, he got his ass unfairly kicked at Lindsay Lohan's Miami house party while Lindsay watched and snickered. The entire Hilton family came to Barron's defense, because what sort of coke-fueled douchebag heir doesn't tell the truth when it comes to... read more

Miranda Kerr Owns Nice Bras

You can take away a woman's husband, take away her employer, but you can never take away her nipples. I think Obama said something like that in one his original Hope and Change speeches. He's right too. Because no matter what Miranda Kerr loses, or, you know, spits away... read more

Tila Tequila's Sex Tape Is Odd (VIDEO)

Tila Tequila's upcoming sex tape looks to be really fucking strange. In this clip, (which has the nudity blacked out to make it completely worthless), Tila assumes the identity of an English chick named Ashley. She even puts on a bad Cockney accent reminiscent of Dick... read more

Sydney Leathers Gets Her Lips Snipped

Sydney Leathers decided to chop up her meat curtains on camera. This is precisely why we need some kind of Logan's Run Carrousel to smoke these fame trolls at the ten to twelve minute mark of fame. I want those crystals in the palm blinking red before Dr. Neal Handel... read more

Elisabetta Gregoraci In a Bikini in Kenya

This is that Italian model chick who married the rich old fat guy and now travels the world having a good time in her bikini. Yeah, I know, which one. Elisabetta Gregoraci likes to take her vacations in Kenya because she loves the trill of East African Islamic terrorism.... read more

Miley Cyrus Touches Herself Like a Curious Boy (VIDEO)

Supreme Court Justice Potter Stewart famously said about porn, 'I know it when I see it'. And he only had some dirty black and white hair pulling magazines for his foundation. I'm guessing that in 2013 I see more porn on a daily basis than ole Potter saw in his lifetime.... read more

Chris Brown Is All Better Now

When the majority of people in America and maybe even around the world think that you're a colossal asshole, it's generally going to take a lot of PR spin and goodwill to change those minds. But now that Chris Brown has been ordered by a judge to work on his anger... read more