Dirty Deeds Done Dirty Cheap

November 6, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Legendary AC/DC drummer Phil Rudd just got popped for paying for a hit on someone not on his Christmas card list. Apparently, that’s frowned upon in New Zealand where it’s more customary to convince the people you hate to fuck The AIDS sheep at Tucker Johns farm without any protection. Rudd was the drummer for […]

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Jay Z’s Weakness Is Vanity

November 6, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Jay Z has made a name for himself solely off telling people he is rich. Even since the days when he thought a single comma in his bank account was a lot of money and his investment portfolio contained late model pit bulls it was all he rapped or talked about. He’s now turning the […]

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Dumbass To Be Eaten By Anaconda For Your Entertainment (VIDEO)

November 6, 2014 | video | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Discovery Channel is set to air a special called Eaten Alive where host Paul Rosolie is actually swallowed whole by an anaconda while wearing a special suit he made to survive the ordeal. Rosolie is one of those naturalist conservation dudes who love and respect nature yet decide to pull ridiculous stunts and prank the […]

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Adrian Peterson Whipped Into Shape

November 6, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Adrian Peterson plead no contest to misdemeanor reckless assault for taking a thin tree branch and beating his young son about the arms, legs, and naturally the ball sac for fighting over a video game controller at his home. Peterson had been facing a potential felony charge for the offense, which could have easily meant jail […]

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Gigi Jordan Seems Like a Mediocre Mom at Best (VIDEO)

November 6, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Multi millionaire pharmaceutical exec Gigi Jordan was convicted of the lesser charge of manslaughter for killing her son and will probably only serve five years in prison, even though she admitted to poisoning his food. Jordan was found babbling incoherently next to the lifeless body of her severely autistic son with an empty bottle of […]

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Obama Casts Shade or Some Shit on Michael Jordan

November 6, 2014 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Barack Obama responded to Michael Jordan’s assertion that he is a “shitty golfer” by bringing up the fact Jordan sucks as his job of running the Charlotte Hornets. For a competitive psycho like Jordan this is equivalent to spitting on your father’s grave. Asked about Jordan’s comments Obama took a dig, and then got insecure […]

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Irina Shayk Wears Lingerie Well

November 6, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I read a little Spanish thanks to a weekend in a Mexican jail cell for a miscommunication involving three copper pennies, a burro, and a village boy named Ignacio. The print alongside Irina Shayk translates roughly to ‘if you live a thousand lifetimes, you will never get the chance to fuck me, let alone smell […]

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Nicki Minaj Sexist Shames the Media

November 6, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

When girls with big tits and asses say shit that doesn’t make much sense just nod your head knowingly. You can’t win a fight. You don’t even want one. Nicki Minaj is calling out the media for calling her out for shaking her big injected can cakes like a Manilla port hooker in her Anaconda […]

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Artie Lange Has Plenty of Bad Ideas

November 6, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Former Howard Stern drunken radio sidekick and drug addled tri-state comedian Artie Lange took to Twitter to randomly detail his Colonial era black slave whipping sex dreams regarding ESPN show host Cari Champion. Champion’s pretty fucking hot and I’m sure there are tons of guys quietly fapping to her before coffee in the morning. That’s […]

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Farrah Abraham Strikes Back And Shit Around The Web

November 6, 2014 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Farrah Abraham is making a sequel to Backdoor Teen Mom. But I thought she doesn’t do porn and that the first movie was a sex tape? Could it be that she’s full of shit? Only more backdoor will tell. Read all about the Abraham jizz for cash scenario. (TMZ) Kim Kardashian looks like a fucking […]

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