Gwyneth Paltrow Introduces Her Readers to Great Sex

December 19, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Gwyneth Paltrow seems like the perfect woman to be instructing other women on the glory of sexual exploration. I wouldn’t read to much into her henpecking Gay Beethoven until he fled in the middle of the night with his travel... READ MORE

Joanna Krupa Has It Good

December 19, 2014 | Photos | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I bet this former working woman never gets mistaken for a valet when she leaves restaurants. That’s an Obama burden she will never know. Hot blond women will never have to bite on a coin after being mistaken for... READ MORE

Reese Witherspoon Topless Acting As Craft

December 19, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I’m going to guess this scene is about two seconds of the move Wild. It’s about a woman who overcomes personal tragedy by showing off her tits and sucking some dude’s finger. I’m mostly gleaning that from the photos.... READ MORE

Mariah Carey Is A Thankless Job

December 19, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Mariah Carey’s former personal assistant is suing her. Ysler Oliver said she was not paid for working overtime. Personal assistant is a weird job. You’re basically standing in for the unsuccessful sibling who maybe turned down the care-taking gig.... READ MORE

Lingerie Still Trashy, Possibly Contaminated

December 19, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Four years ago Jeff Rossen did an Investigative Report which revealed stores who sell lingerie often re-sell returned items, because it was Sweeps or he’s a pervert or both. Something about a dude bringing hidden cameras into a Victoria’s... READ MORE

I Always Knew Less People Gave A Shit

December 19, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Instagram notified a bunch of celebrities their accounts were being Purged, meaning some of their bogus followers were being deleted. Kim Kardashian lost 1.3 million pretend fans in a few hours, Rihanna 1.2, and Katy Perry 300,000 because her... READ MORE

Floyd Mayweather Victimized But Not in Any Fun Way

December 19, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Floyd Mayweather was in Saks acting like an asshole and some lady called the police on him for pissing in a bathroom that was supposedly blocked off for a private event. The cops didn’t care because the malls are... READ MORE

Somebody Stand Up to North Korea? Anybody? Wolverines?

December 19, 2014 | WTF | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

There have been low points for this country before. I’m not 238 years old, I don’t remember them all. Humdingers like the Civil War didn’t affect me personally. This North Korea ass-raping of the American film industry is a... READ MORE

Colleen Shannon in a Bikini

December 19, 2014 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Jail time looks good on Colleen Shannon. Damn, that ass. I can only imagine how coveted she was in the Sapphic showers of the women’s penitentiary. Two packs of smokes and a case of the pre-expired tampons just to... READ MORE

Alessandra Ambrosio Arm Bra (VIDEO)

December 19, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

If you’re not getting an invite to be in this Love Magazine Christmas not quite nude melange, you ought start figuring out how to get frigid magazine editors to anoint you the next Lena Dunham. Every girl with a... READ MORE