Bikram Choudhury Tried To Enlighten A Student With His Penis

Bikram Choudhry, the founder of the Bikram Yoga Centers, is being accused of attempting downward facing doggie style with one of his students. Sarah Baughn is a professional yoga instructor and a pupil of this bendy perv. I know it's hard to believe that the guy in the... read more

The Man With The World's Largest Dick Feels For Jon Hamm

Mad Men star Jon Hamm, seen above at the Season 6 premiere with his harem, has been pretty pissed off lately that people can't seem to stop talking about his dick. It's not like he's furious that people are obsessed with his large member, but he thinks it's an invasion... read more

Chumlee Got His Girlfriend A New Pair Of Tits To Show Her He Cares

Love don't cost a thing,but fake tits can cost upwards of five grand. And that's the price you apparently have to pay if you look like Chumlee from Pawn Stars and want to sleep with someone who looks like his "girlfriend" Tanya, and that's on top of paying for a dinner... read more

Westboro Church Leader Attacked By A Fat Naked Man (Video)

On Sunday, a 30-year old adult male who calls himself Mr. Eyelidz is going to be crucified on live television, thanks to the fine folks at and KILM television in Los Angeles. Eyelidz (or Robert Garrison as his parents once called him before giving up) is a... read more

Vanessa Hudgens Bra Peek

Sometimes, when a girl shows her bra in public, she's sending a message that she's promiscuous and sexual. And in the other 99% of times, she just didn't dress properly. But it's so much more fun to imagine the one-percent. Not to say Vanessa Hudgens isn't a sexual... read more

Candice Swanepoel Does Another Hot Photoshoot (VIDEO)

I was locked in my bathroom innocently checking out Candice Swanepoel behind the scenes of yet another sexy photoshoot when I got confused by the virtual entry of a bunch of male models. Not confused in the way ten-percent of young boys get confused in middle school... read more

Petra Benova Gets Bum Rushed

What happens when you're a hot ass bikini model and you go to the beach with your friend and she's got a nicer butt than you? You cap her ass? Tip your cap? Or just hope nobody is around with a camera? Model Petra Benova clearly got fucked on the latter when she met up... read more

Amanda Bynes is Good at Hiding

Amanda Bynes, International Master of Disguise, was hiding in plain sight in New York's Time Square with an invisibility cloak over her basketball sized face while wandering aroundyesterday and I'm sure no one noticed. Oh wait yes they did... ...the What I like About You... read more

Oscar Pistorius Bounces

Cyborg probable murderer Oscar Pistorius was granted permission by a South African judge to travel overseas and compete. You'll recall that the world famous Olympian was accused of shooting his girlfriend.... four times. According to Oscar, he thought she was just a... read more

See Lily Cole's Boobs in New Yeah Yeah Yeah's Video

I dig Lily Cole. She's a redhead (a nearly sure sign that someone's down for butt sex, trust me) who likes to show her boobs. Fuck what some feminists say, women have as much right to show off their tits and be sexual as they do to wear turtlenecks and save themselves... read more

Ali Larter Has Even Tighter Jeans

Right there's the thing women will never fully understand about men. The hottest woman in the world is always the next woman we see. Doesn't matter if Sex Incarnate came through before, whatever vision of womanhood follows, is always the one we want. And, yes, awesome... read more

Maria Menounos Has Tight Genes

I wonder what it must be like to be a chick like Maria Menounos. To come out of your mama with the destiny of looking incredibly hot your entire life. She was probably the cute girl who got all the compliments back in school. Then the teen beauty queen. The adult woman... read more