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Tampon Shaming Is a Bloody Mess

August 11, 2015 | WTF | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Name any female body part or anatomical condition, add the word ‘shaming’ to the end of it, and you suddenly have a women’s movement in full bloom. Kiran Ghandi picked up on tampon shaming. It’s fresh. The night before... READ MORE

Nicki Minaj Bastard Child

August 11, 2015 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Nicki Minaj got drunk off malt liquor which isn’t even liquor and makes no sense much like her career and said that random rapper dude Meek Mill was her “baby father.” If you don’t use poor grammar stylistically or simply... READ MORE

Rihanna Is Doing A Thing

August 11, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Rihanna is solidifying her status as the hot chick you hook up with once and never call back yet stay up late on holidays masturbating to the memory with a soft focus lens. She’s taken to laying down naked... READ MORE

Charlotte McKinney Has Huge Tits

August 11, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Having huge tits is both a blessing and a curse. It’s apparently hard to jog. Also difficult to exercise when weird Persians are buying you clothes. You’ve been getting a lot of attention and grown completely lazy. Breasts are... READ MORE

Lea Michele Violates the Sanctity of the Hashtag

August 10, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

You just knew there’d come a day when ambiguously inspiring hashtags would become corrupted in the name of big business. Not so long ago you could trust that anyone of the ten thousand new socially or politically rousing hashtags created each... READ MORE

Hailey Outland Bikini Stripdown

August 10, 2015 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Somebody emailed me photos of this Miami model and asked me if I liked her. I believe it was some kind of grade school gay test which has since been outlawed in the new millennium. They were rigorous back... READ MORE

Tyga Buys Kylie A Car And Shit Around The Web

August 10, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Rapper Tyga, who is most famous for banging babies into semi-famous  girls, bought Kylie Jenner a $320,000 Ferrari convertible for her eighteenth birthday. It’s unclear how deep he will be into her ass before mom rushes in with news... READ MORE

Rose McGown Busty White

August 10, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

People who question how Rose McGowan can rail against the low cut wardrobe requests for her films and yet publicly employ her tits for twenty years to get ahead don’t understand the pure joy of double standards. You lament double... READ MORE

Miley Cyrus Not Gay for Stella Anymore

August 10, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Anybody who knows anything about pretend lesbianism understands the inherent fluidity of the situation. Miley Cyrus was caught by her girlfriend Stella Maxwell banging some male music producer she used to fuck back in the day for shits and... READ MORE

Caitlyn Jenner Claims No Cock

August 10, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

According to anonymous Caitlyn Jenner sources, most notably her publicist speaking with a Kleenex over the telephone mouthpiece, Caitlin Jenner is not the least bit into dudes. She’s ‘into women just as much as Bruce.’ This would be the... READ MORE

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