August 10, 2015 |
celebrity |
matt-ralston|
Kim Kardashian is pregnant with another person whose life expectancy is 37. You can only be a shitty moron once removed. Plus they’re developing new pills. Apparently when you get pregnant your tits get really big and swollen which...
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August 10, 2015 |
Uncategorized |
matt-ralston|
Gisele Bundchen wore a burqa to disguise herself while getting new tits in Paris, which was a dead giveaway because her exposed ankles said Brazilian whore all the way. She also got her eyes done and most likely mused...
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August 10, 2015 |
celebrity |
matt-ralston|
Vogue Williams is an Irish model meaning her voice will kind of make you go soft in the heat of passion. She has appeared on Dancing with the Stars and it’s unclear if she’s a dancer or a star...
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August 7, 2015 |
WTF |
Lex Jurgen|
Under the category of slogans not to use for your college football program while four players are under indictment for raping an unconscious co-ed at a party, file We Don’t Need Your Permission. Perhaps doubly so when you are...
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August 7, 2015 |
bikini |
Lex Jurgen|
Michelle Rodriguez pulled anchor on her lesbian love boat and set a course for adventure off the coast of Italy. It’s like when the Barbary pirates arrived and hung their flag in the harbor. Shore folk were equal parts...
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August 7, 2015 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
It says a lot about our society that this chick and Channing Tatum have to show off their tits to get work in this town. Even more so that we ultimately reward the one with the disturbingly inset eyes....
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August 7, 2015 |
crap around the web |
editor|
Expert on everything Gwyneth Paltrow is appearing before congress to talk about GMOs. Because, you know, having starred in Shakespeare in Love makes you a fucking scientist. Can congress have people arrested for being fucking stupid? Read all about...
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August 7, 2015 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
It’s impossible to look serious when your nipples are exposed. At some point Ted Cruz will selfie himself topless shooting an MK-19 at ISIS mannequins and pretending his clavicle isn’t disintegrating. Which only proves my point. This chick seems...
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August 7, 2015 |
celebrity |
matt-ralston|
Daniel Watts has two credits to her name, Django Unchained and fucking her powdery boyfriend in public. After all of Ventura Blvd saw them boning in a salvage title Benz, Watts tried to pull the race card which didn’t work...
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August 7, 2015 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
Mariah Carey laid down seductively along Hollywood Boulevard as seismologists at Cal Tech traced their pencils over the peak lines and declared a 4.3. Carey deserved her star. Even before they started passing them out to every chick who...
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