Following her husband smashing his cellphone with a sledgehammer and then smirking about it while playing the victim, Gisele pretended to do yoga with her “Soul sister” on Instagram. The problem with fulling lesbianing out is you have to be... READ MORE

Dr Giggles aka Walter Palmer killed Cecil the Lion two days after fucking up his bow shot and stalking the corpse while it bled out after Cecil was promised a sweepstakes prize if he just tiptoed past the fence. TMZ, known for... READ MORE

Fat thin guy or possibly thin fat guy Jared Fogle apparently fucked a Subway employee with whom he openly shared the fact that he’d fucked a sixteen year old hooker. Before you assume this sandwich artist is a keeper realize... READ MORE

Heidi Klum is still looking pretty hot in spite of having had like 5 million kids and being in her late forties. You wish your girl looked this good now much less in middle age. Here she is sunbathing... READ MORE

Ronda Rousey didn’t want to be too thin when she posed for the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue because we all know how that’s frowned upon. Instead she wanted a little more junk in the trunk and claims she gained... READ MORE

New York Jets’ defensive end Sheldon Richardson is suspended the first four games of next season for smoking weed. No word on when they’ll start testing owners and coaches or if a bro should be allowed to enjoy a... READ MORE

Morrissey claims a TSA agent at the San Francisco International Airport grabbed his dick while frisking him, although it’s unclear why he had a boner or specifically requested Chad. He proceeded to write a blog about the ordeal while mascara... READ MORE

We all know Woody Allen is kinda creepy, what with his banging his stepdaughter Soon Yi when she was a teenager. But in an NPR interview he reveals just how much of a sex pest he is. It sounds... READ MORE

Hillary Clinton had a department store on Fifth Avenue closed down so she could get a $600 haircut, or as she calls it, relating to the middle class. Bergdorf Goodman is apparently not a flamboyant composer of dramatic show... READ MORE

On this week’s podcast we were left wondering how awkward it is to go to a Cosby sexual assault victim reunion, how this nation needs to protect its sex workers, and the sadistic passion of dentists. Things more important... READ MORE