Donald Trump berated a lawyer who was deposing him because she needed to pump breast milk for her baby, according to the lawyer and to Trump. Elizabeth Beck eventually came down on the losing side in the case, possibly... READ MORE

Kelsey and Baylee Soles are 19 year old fraternal twin sister models from South Carolina, or what Tony Robbins refers to as motivation to become a billionaire so they’ll both get naked in your jet. He’s starting to get weird. The... READ MORE

Professional White person Gwyneth Paltrow is selling handbags on her shitty Goop website that have the names of famous dead rappers like Biggie and Tupac on them. Gwyneth is why minorities hate White people. What’s next? Fubu? (The Superficial)... READ MORE

Sylva Stoel took a job at J.C. Penney’s because she didn’t qualify for any better jobs then promptly quit because her boss told her to go home and come back wearing something not short shorts to work. Stoel dashed over to... READ MORE

The Kenyan people have a natural affinity for President Obama, so they put out the welcome wagon big time for his arrival and tour of all the great things going on in Kenya not related to the Islamic terrorism,... READ MORE

It’s hard to gauge what parts are left real on this chick. She’s a bit like Vader. More machine than man, though more woman than man still. It’s hard to explain. I’d fuck her over Caitlin Jenner if that... READ MORE

In the future, real men will claim their innocence on Facebook posts. I guess that’s now. Tom Brady went to great lengths to let somebody fashion a long rebuttal to his four game DeflateGate suspension on his social media... READ MORE

The E! production team is constantly launching new storylines for Khloe Kardashian to keep her busy and unaware of the slutty Truman Show habitat that serves as her world. The latest is Khloe as ripped beast. A gym fiend... READ MORE

Olivia Culpo was the last Miss USA winner to mean anything since Trump glued on his hair and declared he hated Mexicans and soiled all that is special. Coming off a solid year as beard for Nick Jonas, Culpo has rotated... READ MORE

Eva Longoria chastised journalists of the lifestyle section of an Australian newspaper for claiming she pretends to need glasses simply to push some designer eyewear to not necessarily Hispanic women at the 99-Cent store. If you had done your journalistic... READ MORE