Newsweek Corrupt, Raided By Government, Circling Drain

February 6, 2018 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Fans of twelve-page publications covering news that happened a week ago are really bummed this week, as word of Newsweek’s corruption and downfall-in-the-making is spreading like wildfire across the Internet. I’ll surely miss seeing the ancient man next to me on the plane eyeing the full-page Cialis ads that make up ninety-percent of Newsweek, all […]

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Mr. Skin Podcast Ep 83: Netflix Goes Full Frontal with ‘Altered Carbon’

February 6, 2018 | celebrity | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

This week on the Mr. Skin Podcast, Netflix’s sci-fi epic Altered Carbon has hit the streaming service and brings with it an INCREDIBLE amount of new nude scenes.

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Female CEO Touts Benefits Of Potato Chips For B**ches

February 6, 2018 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Indra Nooyi is the CEO of PepsiCo – which owns brands like Lays and Cheetos – and she recently proved that she really gets the current political climate by announcing new potato chips engineered specifically for women. Strong enough for a man. Gentle enough for bitches and hos. The news got out a while ago, but is […]

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A Florida Man And Lana Del Rey, Guess How This Ends

February 6, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

“A Florida man” is surprisingly still a great headline to grab anyone’s attention. Starting a sentence with those three words always guarantees a story possibly involving cannibalistic behavior, an alligator hurled through a drive thru window, or an 18-year-old pretending to be a professional medical doctor. A failed Lana Del Rey kidnapping coming from America’s […]

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Alexis Ren Instagram Champion and Crap Around the Web

February 5, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Bachelor bikini babes, Alice Eve birthday beauty, and more!

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Kylie Jenner Just Popped One Out

February 5, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Kylie Jenner is taking all the correct steps necessary to secure her spot as a soon-to-be single mother. She exclusively dates rappers and denies ever breaking up with her baby daddy. It seems everyone but her knows that her boyfriend is too busy making beats to be worried about a newborn. Kanye was the only […]

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Marciano Calls Kate Upton Liar For Assault Allegations

February 5, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Kate Upton’s #MeToo moment is hitting a roadblock now that her alleged abuser, Guess creative director Paul Marciano, is clapping back, stating that Upton’s allegations are false and that she’s just a h8er due to getting the boot from Guess after he once deemed her as “looking terrible.” He really said that in his new […]

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Jessica Chastain Edited Out Of Movie Hahaha

February 5, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Time’s Up for Jessica Chastain’s appearance in the upcoming Canadian flick The Death and Life of John F. Donovan. The drama’s director Xavier Dolan released a lengthy and uber PC statement explaining that Chastin’s removal from Donovan post-shooting has nothing to do with her performance and everything to do with her role simply working against the overall […]

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Caption This: ‘This Is Us’ Cast Photo

February 5, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

I definitely didn’t laugh out loud after seeing this pic Chrissy Metz and the rest of the This Is Us cast visiting The Tonight Show With Jimmy Fallon following the Super Bowl. Because that would be so body shaming and not 2018. What was Chrissy Teigen’s cellulite fighting for if not this. Head to the comments to caption […]

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Jordan Peele Quit Acting After Literally Getting Shit Roles

February 5, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Being offered any role in The Emoji Movie is a great reason to quit acting. And being offered the position of poop in the same low quality film is a suitable reason to be so upset you just stick to writing and directing. Suitable if you’re high quality talent. Jordan Peele wasn’t a Robert De […]

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