Kendall Jenner is Our Last Hope and Shit Around the Web

  Smoking hot mom bods, Kenzie gets naked, and more! read more

Felicity Jones Scores Plum Ruth Bader Ginsburg Role

If you hear anything around the water cooler these days when discussing favorite films and TV shows, it's, when the hell is there going to be a decent Ruth Bader Ginsburg movie?  read more

Touch Your Downtown With Access to All of Mr. Skin for $4!

It's time to sit back, relax, and unzip, folks.  read more

Scott Disick Takes a Page From Kayne, Breaks Down

This is a lesson to learn for anyone taking the Kardashians lightly. They're not real celebrities. All of them are famous for doing absolutely nothing. There are forces beyond his control working in the background. Hang in there, buddy. read more

Farrah Abraham Selling Used Panties, For Charity

The amount of ways women can earn income is almost unlimited. I wouldn't be able to fetch anywhere near the asking price Farrah Abraham is asking for a personal garment that has graced genitalia.  read more

Ezekiel Elliott Seems Shafted

As a general rule, the NFL league office and The Commissioner will make the absolutely unjust and unfounded decision in nine out of ten given opportunities. They're the billionaire version of The Gang That Couldn't Shoot Straight. Fourth graders with a modicum of common... read more

Miley Cyrus, Millennial Guide

If you turn the lights out and say the word millennial three times in the mirror Miley Cyrus will appear behind you to take a "selfie for the gram." read more

Unwrap Reese's Pieces on This Week's Mr. Skin Minute (VIDEO)

Reese Witherspoon, Charlize Theron, and more! read more

Jamie Foxx Goes Public With Katie Holmes

There's only so much a wife can endure when her husband refuses to respect Oprah's furniture. Not only did Tom Cruise damage the upholstery of others, he damaged his marriage as well. This left Katie up for grabs to the next ready and willing Hollywood bachelor, Jamie... read more

Hollywood Greenlighting 'Illegals'

Hollywood proved completely impotent in swaying recent elections, but they can damn well make movies and TV shows about the enlightened life. In response to the stepped up enforcement of immigration laws, Tinsel Town is green-lighting the shit out of projects casting... read more

Jennifer Lawrence Braless in Venice and Shit Around the Web

  Crossfit babes work it out, Danica Patrick does yoga, and more! read more

Ladies of the Flies and Jenner Girls Ripping Off Mexicans on the Last Men on Earth Podcast #100

On this week's Last Men on Earth Podcast, we remind everybody that all your beloved entertainers of yesteryear are all now broke and renting rooms in Van Nuys, wonder how L'Oreal wandered into such bad tranny territory, consider the odds that we're going to pay to see the... read more