Kylie Jenner Surrenders Sole Writing Credit

During the nascency of social media there was some collective fan delusion that famous pop stars and personalities were penning their own Tweets and responses. The personal connection myth drove the growth, so there was some motivation to hide the two or three... read more

Amber Heard and Johnny Depp Still Battling

When a lesbian you married on a pinot noir bender demands seven million to leave quietly, you have two choices. Only one is legal. read more

Miley Cyrus Pissed About Blackface

According to anonymous sources who are probably fake, Miley Cyrus is pissed that a Miley Cyrus impersonator agreed to perform as Miley in blackface in an upcoming TV pilot. read more

Toddler Rescue Video Probably Fake (VIDEO)

Some guy named Ricky Shoff posted a Facebook video of his toddler son saving his twin brother who was pinned under a dresser, presumably while the parents were in the next room. What awful parents. Did you not hear the kid screaming or were you too busy humping? read more

Diana Gordon Finds Homeless Brother

Diana Gordon is a musician who has sold her material off to some of her less talented peers such as Beyonce and Ciara. She was recently driving near her home in LA when she noticed her brother, who'd been missing for sixteen years and presumed dead, homeless and sitting... read more

Lena Dunham Sticking With Same Material for 2017

You could imagine Lena Dunham's unattractive fat girl oppression theme isn't working because ninety-nine percent of people find her abhorrent. But Dunham knows the other one-percent are rich connected women in New York and Los Angeles who provide her magazine covers and a... read more

Lea Michele Gets Naked And Shit Around The Web

Glee star Lea Michele takes a naked selfie for your viewing pleasure. You can't hear her voice in the photo so it's nearly perfect. read more

Madison Beer Wet Swimsuit Outlaw

It's hard to justify how a seventeen year old celebrity can tour the nation's beach resorts banging the snot out of her boyfriend but you can't comment on her big tits politely until the stroke of eighteen. read more

Doutzen Kroes in A Bikini

Doutzen Kroes is the first chick to ever marry a DJ and be happy. That comes from being a skinny model who takes home five million a year whether or not your husband has a real job. read more

Kenya Moore Pulls a Gun

In the old days, three people trespassed on your property and you shot them and everybody went about their business. An old dude brought by the wooden coffins by sundown to clean up the mess. read more

Heather Locklear Rehab Refresher

Heather Locklear is returning to rehab. Technically speaking, her home is rehab and she occasionally returns to not rehab to tape occasional TV cameos and provide interviews to Japanese magazines on healthy living. read more

Superfly Officially Demented

A murder beef against pro wrestling legend Jimmy Superfly Snuka has been dropped after a judge determined Snuka too mentally incompetent to stand trial. Which seems entirely unfair to every Lil Wayne conviction ever. read more