Amy Schumer Stuns In Bikini

Amy Schumer took to Instagram to shed a light on unrealistic body expectations with a hilarious picture for National Bikini Day. Is what the media is saying. I say what is Rob Ford doing in a bikini. read more

Mom Defends Getting Fucked While Breastfeeding Baby

White trash and liberated social media prostitutes can agree on the importance of multitasking while breastfeeding. Appalachian teen mom hill people have a rotating carousel of cousins suckling on their meth-laced curdled tit milk. Without double tasking, they'd have no... read more

Lena Dunham Bloody Panties and Canine Lies

Everything that happens in Lena Dunham's life is documented, shared, and made available for privileged white women to send party platters to express their sympathy. The girls kidnapped and raped along their desperate trek for a jug of ebola infested water in Ghana have no... read more

Drinking and Fucking Continued After Corinne Olympios Left Bachelor in Paradise

Amanda Stanton is one of the interchangeable skinny blond party girls not named Corinne Olympios competing on the Bachelor in Paradise reality show. After Olympios' "opened an investigation" into whether Bachelor DeMario Jackson had raped her in a filmed hot tub scene,... read more

Brandi Glanville Defends Stinky Pussy Comment in Deposition

Nobody took Joanna Krupa's defamation suit against Real Housewives cast mate Brandi Glanville seriously. Krupa sued over Glanville's public comments about Krupa's stinky pussy. Rather absurd. And likely not something the judge will allow to be tested in court like O.J.'s... read more

Rataj-Titty Discrimination and Corrine Olympios Rape Not Rape on the Last Men on Earth Podcast #92

On this week's Last Men on Earth podcast, myself and my chiefly pickled sidekick dive into Emily Ratajkowski's insistence that her perfect titties are a roadblock to success, start the ticking clock on Rob Kardashian's upcoming girlish suicide, discuss how raising your... read more

Andrew Garfield The Rachel Dolezal Of Dicks

The answer to the question "What would a child between Shia LaBeouf, Miles Teller, and an actual douche look like?" Andrew Garfield, proudly comes out as a fake gay man in a new interview. Just because you get off to the idea of fucking yourself doesn't make you gay. read more

Emily Ratajkowski Boobs Prevent Her From Getting Work

Emily Ratajkowski bravely comes forward in the new issue of Harper's Bazaar Australia to discuss her struggles with being too sexy and having big tits. As the popular quote of domestic abuse Pinterest boards goes: "Behind my smile, there's a story you will never... read more

Damon Wayans Jr. Backpedals Like a Mofo

The standard operating procedure of your D-list celebrity virtue troll is to post something intentionally provocative, when pressed ask how nobody noticed it was an obvious joke, and conclude by pulling the post and insist you made your point.  read more

Rob Kardashian Cuckold Without a Country

The story of Rob Kardashian is a tale so unbearably emasculating, every man can feel a little kick in the balls. You don't have to like the guy, you shouldn't, but pour some Axe Body spray out for a same gender homie. read more