Vin Diesel tells Details magazine that he is still determined to do a trilogy based on the life of Hannibal Barca, the Carthaginian general who crossed the Alps on elephants and came as close as any foreign general ever did to defeating Rome. Diesels production company has set up offices in Spain, where he is retracing Hannibal’s steps, hiking into the Alps, and visiting the ruins in Cartagena and Saguntum. And if you thought you had a hard time understanding diesel in English, his plan is to film all three movies in Punic, a dead language no one has spoken for 2000 years. Diesel seems understandably nervous about what the studio would think of such an ambitious project. He says:
“You can’t say anything - you’ll ruin me! If Hollywood finds out I’m planning a trilogy I’ll be buried! It’ll be like, ‘you motherfucker!’ Whack! Whack! WHACK!”
Diesel has been talking about this for at least 5 years, and he tried to get it rolling at a time when he had a lot more heat than he does now. And he
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes reportedly have been married for eight months. They are said to have wed on a Scientology owned yacht in the Caribbean last July, about three months after they met for the first time and one month after getting engaged in Paris. They were wed by a Scientology chaplain in front of John Travolta and Kirstie Alley among others and exchanged gold rings emblazoned with triangular Scientology symbols. They supposedly only wear their rings at church functions. Holmes, who always swore she would remain a virgin until her wedding day, wore white. She is now seven months pregnant. After the ceremony, the couple walked across a tiny bridge, a Scientology symbol for the journey to “total freedom.” No one from Holmes family attended the “wedding”. A rep for the couple denies the story:
“They have not yet wed, and are continuing to move forward with their plans for the big day.”
I’m pretty sure I’d rather see fire breathing dragons get married and reproduce than Scientologists. I’ve been doing a lot of research about fire breathing dragons - and by that I mean I saw this movie one time - and they can fly and burn down your village, but at least when they take over I won’t have to walk across total freedom bridges and see Kirstie Alley with my wedding cake all over her hands and face.
Source = New York Daily News
Victoria’s Secret supermodel Adriana Lima is on the cover of the new GQ behind the headline “The World’s Most Voluptuous Virgin.” That’s right. Virgin. She says:
“Sex is for after marriage. (Men) have to respect that this is my choice. If there’s no respect, that means they don’t want me.”
Why does this feel like some fable where your deal with the devil makes all your wishes come true, but always with some cruel and ironic twist. Like when I wished to be the richest man in the world. And the devil made me rich in “happiness”. Don’t be such a smart-ass, devil. You knew what I meant.
Umm, so why does she look pregnant here?
Source = New York Post
Ted Casablanca on E! drops a bombshell today, hinting that Jessica Simpson may be pregnant. According to “super close sources” who have “never been wrong before”, he says:
“Britney preggers again? Prolly. More on that tomorrow
Damon Wayans was refused again today for a trademark on the word “nigga” by the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office. Wayans was hoping to start a clothing line called ‘Nigga’, but was denied the name because of an Act of Congress that makes it illegal to “register a word that is scandalous or that disparages a particular group.” He will once again appeal the ruling, but the chances of a different outcome are slim.
This sucks. Because if Wayans would have won, we all know that Kevin Federline would have instantly bought five of everything with Britneys money and then promptly had his ass beaten as he left the store. Damn. But even more annoying is that this AP article and every one like it dances around the word “nigger” like we all live in a Harry Potter book and there’s one magic word no one dare speak. It’s obviously vile and offensive, just like a dozen other rascist slurs, but it’s not a haunted spell. As long as you don’t preface it with “kill all the”, can we please just act like grownups. Kthx.
Source = AP
I’m not positive who David is, but it’s obviously someone pretty classy. All I know for sure is that he’s the one who wrote his phone number on Pam Andersons giant rack Monday night in London. Look for a guy in a tweed jacket, smoking a pipe, taking up for Hegel’s ‘Phenomenology’ while Pam sides with Aristotle’s Syllogism. That will probably be him.
Sluttiness like this is just another reason I would still totally have sex with Pam Anderson. The girl was my childhood fantasy. Turning down a ride on her would be like turning down a ride on the Millennium Falcon. And, you know, let’s be honest, the odds of me getting hepatitis were pretty good anyway.
update - For what it’s worth the Sun UK says it was RB artist that I’ve never heard of Ray J - the guy next to her here and brother of Brandy - that signed her rack. Which is awesome news for her new boyfriend, this handsome devil, London real estate millionaire Laurence Hallier.
