Michael Douglas chimes in about Hollywood marriages in this months GQ, and seems confused that some could take their vows and families so lightly.
“You learn to respect something of value and nurture it and treat it well. I mean, don’t ask me what happened with Renee Zellweger [and Kenny Chesney]. I don’t know how you get married for four months. And Julia [Roberts] with Lyle [Lovett]. There must be some incredible things you find out one night. I mean, I don’t know … I don’t know about Brad Pitt … leaving that beautiful woman [Jennifer Aniston] to go hold orphans for Angelina [Jolie]. I mean how long is that going to last?”
How long is that going to last is a good question. Will Brad and Angelina build a solid foundation, like Douglas did when he divorced his first wife and married Catherine Zeta Jones 5 months later? Will Brad respect something of value and treat it well, or leave his wife and daughter to start a new family with a younger model. Like Douglas. It’s hard to say. The only thing really clear is that Hollywood is filled with self-righteous morons who don’t think before they talk. Honestly, these people are empty shells. It’s like talking to a caveman. Anyone with a hint of charisma could have these lemmings killing a goat at the base of a volcano in a week.
Douglas and Jones in St. Barts last week. Man, what a sexy temptress this fella is!
Source = New York Daily News
Lindsay Lohan says she’s not nearly the little hussy she’s portrayed as in the media, and is really much more interested in monogamy than random sex.
“Sleeping around is not something that interests me, but the act of love is an amazing thing. It’s groovy. You’ve gotta have some fun and let those emotions out.”
She doesn’t exactly deny quick relationships with Chad Michael Murray, Jared Leto, Jonathan Rhys-Myers, Colin Farrell, Joaquin Phoenix and Benicio del Toro among others, but says that’s more because she’s still just 19, and not above the average teenage crush. “Yes Lindsay, that’s great”, you’re probably saying, “but when can I see your tits.”
“I’m okay with being topless in front of people, but I’m not sure if I’d want to do it onscreen. If it’s a role that’s going to win me an Oscar, it would be different.”
I am oddly curious to know how many people Lohan has slept with. And if there have been any girls down there yet. I’d like to give her a lie detector. I don’t have a lie detector or know how to use a lie detector, but I don’t think that will be a problem. She’s no genius. I’ll just get a Styrofoam cooler and paint it gray, then glue some glitter and buttons to it. Then I’ll put a colander on her head and wrap each of her tits in tin foil. That last one is really just more of a treat for me though, it has little to do with the science involved.
Source = New York Daily News
Sharon Stone says she wanted her full-frontal nude scenes in the upcoming ‘Basic Instinct 2′ to be jarring for the audience when they see it in context.
“I thought that when I ultimately did do the nude scene it should be done in a startling way that would be disturbing and threatening. By the time the film is released, I will be 48 and I wanted to do the nudity in a way that’s quite brazen. I wanted her to be very masculine, like a man in a steam room, and I wanted the audience to have a moment where they realize she’s naked and then realize she’s a fortysomething woman and naked.”
People rarely have any idea what the hell Sharon Stone is talking about, and today will be no exception. Seeing her naked in the Basic Instinct sequel will be the exact opposite of surprising, and no one is gonna start doing the math unless she holds up her license like they do in those Bring ‘Em Young porns I’ve downloaded way less than 500 times. Way less than that. Jeezum, what a tramp. Wait, did I say “tramp”, I meant to say “deeply religious”. “When cameras are around.”
Sharon yesterday in the Old City of Jerusalem in the pictures above, and very very naked in the Basic Instinct 2 trailer here.
Jessica Simpson will follow in the footsteps of her idol Angelina Jolie and go to Washington D.C. later this month to lobby members of Congress on behalf of Operation Smile, a charity that surgically repairs cleft palates for impoverished children around the world. A source says:
“She’s in the phase of her life now where she wants to use her celebrity for good. She’s flying in on her own dime. This is her Angelina moment.”
I’m not sure how getting a bunch of congressmen to masturbate is gonna help kids with cleft palates, but it is better than my plan, which was to point at them.
These pictures aren’t new, but she looks hot here. Isn’t she great? Oh, I know, I think she’s great too. Short chicks are so hot. But, all you haters can tee off on this one if you want.
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Nicole Richie almost never gets mentioned on this page. Because, you know, why in the hell would she. She doesn’t do anything. I don’t do posts on my paperboy either. She is currently filming the new version of ‘the Simple Life’, which nobody watched on Fox, and now nobody will watch on E! And she’s still peddling her book, which, based on that massive stack behind her, didn’t sell a single copy. Here she is at a signing at Kitson, which isn’t even a bookstore. They sell purses and bracelets and crap. I was gonna go to this signing, but it thought it would be more fun to watch my grandparents 69 each other, so I did that instead. By the way, if you’re a Nicole Richie fan, if you just love her, those mutants at the end there are your peers. Congratulations.
