03.09.2006 sharon stone is really smart





Sharon Stone arrived in Israel on Tuesday for a five-day trip sponsored by the Peres Center for Peace, founded by Shimon Peres in 1996 to improve relations with Arabs. Tuesday also being International Womens Day, Stone suggested that women should become more involved in the Middle East peace process, because women consider thoughts and feelings more than men. Stone said:

“I think (men and women) need to be a team. We were meant to be a team.”

Sharon Stone is savvy, and keenly observed that the only thing Arabs respect more than their own women is slutty white women from America, so she continued on this theme, saying she would even use her feminine charms to help get things moving:

“I would kiss just about anybody for peace in the Middle East.”

Stone then stripped to ‘Baby Got Back’, spread her legs and said that Mohammed could even lick her taint if it would help. Man, how did she learn so much about Muslim culture! I have to assume all these problems will be worked out soon. Thanks Sharon!








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03.09.2006 christina aguilera is fun





The bad news is that Christina Aguilera is so drunk in these pictures taken this week after a friends birthday party in South Kensington, she’s prolly gonna die from alcohol poisoning. The good news is that will make it a lot easier to get anal. The really good news is that she was probably down for that anyway. The really bad news is that Jordan Bratman was the only one who benefited.
















03.08.2006 natalie portman is really smart





Natalie Portman surprised students as a guest speaker at a Columbia University ‘Terrorism and Counter-Terrorism’ class on Monday, when she spoke as part of the MTV-U series ‘Stand In’. Natalie is currently out promoting ‘V for Vendetta’, in which she plays a terrorist striking out against a fictional totalitarian British government. Natalie, who has a degree in psychology from Harvard, used her big brain to dazzle the class with insights like this:

- “My immediate reaction is that torture is wrong.”

- “I don’t think it’s right to take down the Twin Towers.”

- “Censorship is bad.”

Umm, okay, I’m gonna assume these very brief quotes don’t really paint the picture, and Natalie had more to say than this. Either that, or you can get a degree from Harvard with the purchase of 8 gallons of gas. They say she also speaks 5 languages, but a buddy of mine used to say that too. He would just say he spoke some African nonsense and then just kinda mumble some stuff he heard on Star Trek or read on the quarter.




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03.08.2006 who is this sexy minx?

How arrogant and in love with yourself to you have to be to go out in a dress with a plunging neck line when your implants look like this. Does Vivica A. Fox, seen here at the Soul Train Music Awards Monday night, have a mirror. Or a friend. Did her plastic surgeon have hooks for hands? I wouldn't wear a thong if I had elephantitis, how about you do me the same courtesy. For once in your life, stop being such a pain in the ass. Your hair looks like a wig you would put on a scarecrow, and your implants look like their made from bags of ice. Don't get me wrong, I'm sure it's convenient for the semen to pool up in one spot when you lay on your side after auditioning for a role, but how about you get that taken care of before you wear a dress like this again.


Thanks to Gabby for winning a spot on the page, and in my heart. 

03.08.2006 teri hatcher is a hero?





Teri Hatcher has spoken up for the first time about being molested as a child by her uncle for three years starting at age five. Hatcher tells Vanity Fair how she eventually helped convict Richard Stone in 2002 after a 14 year old girl committed suicide following his abuse. The girl shot herself, leaving only a note saying: “Ask Dick”. Fearing Stone’s case could be thrown out of court, Teri reported his abuse, and Stone was sentenced to 12 years in jail. Deputy DA Chuck Gillingham said:

“Without Teri, this case would have been dismissed - heroic is a word that doesn’t do what she did justice.”

Well, let’s not get carried away. “Heroic” would have been if Teri stepped up before the girl killed herself. Don’t flatter yourself Teri, he wasn’t raping you because you were hot, he was raping you because he’s pure evil. Raping little kids wasn’t a 80s phase he went through, like Members Only jackets and break dancing. Which begs the question, can’t we just have this fucker ripped apart by horses and be done with it. Does anyone really think 12 years of prison and therapy is gonna change anything. I like chicks with red hair and big tits, and I promise you, all the therapy in the world isn’t gonna talk me out of that. Little kids don’t give blow jobs at 2 cause they’re some kind of prodigy, so how about we just put down the evil responsible, before the world ends up with more Teri Hatchers.







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03.08.2006 the pussycat dolls are filler





These pictures of the Pussycat Dolls falling out of their clothes and showing off their shave are only going up because handsome reader Bullock was nice enough to send them in and so that hot gay sex would stop being the headline (scroll down if you don’t know what the hell I’m talking about). Truth is, I barely even know what the Pussycat Dolls are. I know they’re famous for some reason, but I couldn’t even begin to tell you why. They’re all pretty ripped out, but if that were so great, I’d be on the dollar. Watching one of their shows is like watching a fitness pageant but with way worse music. The same people turned on or entertained by them are the same people who think putting cookies on your eyes is the height of comedy. Retards, basically.