Uhh, so obviously there’s still a little giddie-up with the comments section, and you get a error message when you submit something, even though the comment has gone through and posted. Sorry about that, and I assure you that Genius Tech Guy Corey is aware of it. Hopefully it will be right by tomorrow. I probably should have mentioned this about 15 hours ago, but I can’t get mpeg video files to play on my iPod, and I’m about to go out of my fuckin mind.



update - Done. Fixed. Sexcellent.


Poor Josh Duhamel. It’s bad enough he has to go home with that shar pei every night, now he has a clear image of what it would look like if he was with a real live girl. Ignorance is bliss. But the real victim here is me, because Longoria and Marisa Miller don’t appear to be making out in those last few pictures, even though the drawings I sent them were pretty clear. Wait a second, they’re not riding a pony with flowers in their hair either. What the hell is going on! Did they even look at the pictures! Why did I even draw the pictures!



Kevin Federline tells Newsweek that all the attention and controversy around him will only serve as a base for things to get better. He says the rumors and allegations about him and his relationship with wife Britney Spears are so bad, they can’t possibly get any worse, and his new music will silence his critics once and for all.

“Sure, there’ll be initial shock and awe,” he tells (Newsweek) about his upcoming debut album, which he plans to release this spring. “But they’ve already said so much shit about me, it can’t get worse.” Though his single, ‘PopoZ

Mischa Barton is a big star, so I’m assuming she has money in the budget to buy a bra. But that should really be considered a wild guess at best, considering she showed up twice over the weekend without one. No one ever showed her how to pick out a pretty dress, so it’s possible no ever showed her how to put on a bra. How could a chick this skinny have a rack this nice? What am I, a scientist - boobs, people, look at the boobs.

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New James Bond Daniel Craig had his two front teeth knocked out in his very first fight scene while filming the remake of ‘Casino Royale’ in Prague last week. A stunt went wrong and Craig took a punch full force in the mouth. A source says:

“Daniel was filming with some minor actors when he got hit in the face. He was reeling from a heavy blow and staggered back holding his face. He put his hand to his mouth but the blood started to seep through his fingers - it was horrible.”

This entire project is becoming like a patient rejecting a transplanted liver. It’s just not happening. Keep in mind that Quentin Tarantino wanted to direct this with Pierce Brosnan as Bond. I don’t like Quentin nearly as much as Quentin likes Quentin, but at least that would have been interesting. About the only thing it had going for it was screenwriter Paul Haggis, but for some reason he’s not listed on the credits anymore. This production is like taking a samurai sword and just whacking the blade against an anvil for a few days, just fuckin it all up for no reason whatsoever. These producers are so clueless and arrogant, I’m surprised they didn’t just cast it all with puppets.