It seems like you can’t go through a checkout line and not see some tabloid saying that ‘Greys Anatomy’ star Ellen Pompeo is dangerously thin. And then some tard will think they’re funny by making that concentration camp joke. Which seems to indicate that stalags are pretty damn sexy. If chicks in concentration camps look like Ellen does here in the Italian Vanity Fair, sign me the hell up. They may march us into the ovens tomorrow baby, but that doesn’t mean we can’t party tonight.



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update - Umm, okay, so these pictures were taken today at the 23rd Annual William Paley Film Festival. And maybe she really is a tad under weight. Because, either the government rebuilt me during my nap with x-ray eyes, or I can see every vein in this bitches body.



Word lately is that Joaquin Phoenix was seen having dinner with Eva Mendes, sparking rumours they are dating. Despite Mendes having a long time boyfriend, the couple had dinner at La Esquina in New York on Monday night. According to BANG Showbiz:

The pair were “absolutely adorable together” and after eating reportedly went on to exclusive nightclub Butter. (They) then spent the rest of night dancing with each other and allegedly “held hands”.

There’s not a thing about this that makes a lick of sense. You know Hollywood is a mans world when someone as visually disturbing as Joaquin Phoenix can get his hands on Eva Mendes. In the real world, the closest guys like Phoenix get to a girl like Mendes is when they cut the eyes out of her pictures.



I’m not sure what it’s going to take to convince some people that Clay Aiken is gay. Does he have to send his proctologist flowers with a note saying call me, or is it enough that the National Enquirer went to press yesterday with web cam pictures and a transcript of Aiken soliciting sex from a 22 year old male schoolteacher in Boston on the gay chat site Manhunt.net (note - god dam you gays love the double meanings). This comes on the heels of John Paulus making very similar claims about meeting Aiken on the same website. Here is just some of the text that is claimed to have been from December 5, 2005, one day before a Clay Aiken concert in Boston:

Aiken: are you interested in me at all? Source: ummmmmmm
Source: isn’t every gay man in America? Aiken: i dunno
Aiken: im only asking you now Source: that seems a bit self explanatory Source: otherwise I wouldn’t be chatting Source: hehe Source: you’re gorgeous Aiken: ME?!?!?



Source: you’ve never posed shirtless????? Aiken: just need to be a little careful Aiken: no Source: really? Source: howcome? Aiken: no one wants to see this Aiken: its boring and white Source: and sexy and smooth and lickable

Just last week, nine former fans of Aiken proceeded with a lawsuit against Clays record label, alleging they were tricked by marketing and promotional campaigns that pretended Aiken was heterosexual. The group says that Aiken and the label:

“engaged in collusion to prevent public disclosures they believed might be harmful to their product

‘One Tree Hill’ star Sophia Bush filed for divorce from husband Chad Michael Murray on September 27th, but just yesterday petitioned the court to annul her five-month marriage. In papers released by the Los Angeles Superior Court, Bush lists “fraud” as the grounds for seeking an annulment. There was no explanation of the alleged fraud, but a friend of Sophias told People in November:

“Sophia went into the marriage believing in the sanctity of marriage, and Chad simply did not share that vision.”

It’s always disappointing when you hear what they mean by “fraud”. It’s never anything good, like Murray is a hermaphrodite or in al Qaeda. Or like my cover as an international playboy, when in actuality I

A soon-to-be-published book by a former editor at Hustler magazine claims that Jane Fonda had a three way with Ted Turner and another woman on tape in the early 1990

“Swag Bags” have become a staple of awards show in the past few years, and no one does it better than the Academy Awards. The gift bag given to all presenters on the show is worth more than 134,000 dollars this year. The free stuff handed to millionaires like Jamie Foxx, George Clooney, Jessica Alba, Jennifer Aniston (wtf?) and Hillary Swank include a $33,000 four-night stay at Hawaii’s Halekulani Resort with a 24-hour-a-day butler, a 600 dollar Krups espresso machine, Firefly mobile phones and tons of other stuff they could buy with the change in their couch. Also included in the bag is the decency to not lecture the rest of us during the show about politics and morality while wearing their free diamond encrusted Bulgari watch. Naw, I