Feel free to ask me why GM has ever had one fashion show, let alone 10, as long as you realize I have no idea what the answer is gonna be. All that really matters is that the Dalmatian was at the 10th annual GM Fashion Show but her bra wasn’t. Just three years ago, if most guys saw this picture, the day would have ended and their penis would have grip marks on it like the handlebars on a ten year olds bike, but now she’s so bony and freckled, that last picture is almost more trouble than it’s worth. You try to focus on her boob but everything else is just so distracting. Like trying to bang a hooker in the car while a cop is tapping on the window with a flashlight. Dude, can you give me 5 minutes, I already paid.
Sorry about the quality on the money shot here. I promise I’m looking for higher res and I’ll update as soon as I can.
UNSEXY NEW UPDATE - Unfortunately, the money shot here had to be removed. Lindsay Lohans attorney didn’t find it nearly as entertaining as the rest if us.
Sorry about that.
The reason people say a picture is worth a thousand words is because of pictures like this.
Jessica Simpson tells Entertainment Tonight that she is very happy and adjusting well to life as a single girl. She is bothered by endless speculation about her personal life, but is thankful to be busy in Santa Fe filming ‘Employee of the Month’, and even though she is on the cover of ‘W’ magazine hitting newsstands March 17, she says the constant glare of media attention can be a strain. She even admits to some extreme measures to avoid the paparazzi:
“I hid in my mother’s trunk, to get out of the house and to go shopping in peace.”
Jessica just bought a new 3 million dollar home in Beverly Hills and is using this period in her life to “cleanse”, meaning she has sworn off alcohol and caffeine and spends most downtime just being goofy with longtime friends.
“We’re learning how to belly dance through DVDs — we’re doing all kinds of fun things to keep us entertained. I love life. I’m very blessed with where I’m at.”
No one is more in love with Jessica than I am, but god damn she’s vapid. I’m a little worried I won’t be able to tell when the roffies kick in. I may double up just in case. My plan is to pound her vagina like I’m playing wack-a-mole, and I’m gonna need her to focus.
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Daniel Craig has often been criticized as too fey to play James Bond. Since filming began on the remake of ‘Casino Royale’, stories have surfaced saying he couldn’t drive the famous Aston Martin because he didn’t know how to drive a stick and he had two teeth knocked out in the films very first stunt sequence. Now comes tale that Craig has been bested by the most ruthless villain of all - the sun. James Bond has a sunburn. And its killing him.
“It’s driving him mad. He constantly wants to scratch. It’s worst when he does a costume change. He is in agony. Daniel has been moaning to his assistants that he’s got (a sunburn). He is extremely wary of being outside now.”
This is pretty much a microcosm of most actors. They look hunky and tough after 20 hours of choreographed fight footage cut down to 30 seconds, but they’re mostly completely useless. Daniel Craig is James Bond like a dalmatian is a fireman.
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Paris Hilton is so confident in her acting ability that she has put Oscar winner Charlize Theron on notice that the two may soon be in contention for the same roles. Hilton says that one person once told her she had a similar style, and therefore a heated battle for the same dramatic character work is sure to follow. Says Paris:
“My acting coach told me I have a similar style of acting to her so we may end up vying for the same parts.”
The bad news is that Hollywood is filled with brainless lemmings who constantly confuse notoriety with popularity, so this pointless whore will absolutely get more roles handed to her. The good news is that she’s never shown any range of human emotion, and has as much chance of being a good actress as I do of being a outer space pirate who plays pro football. Pro space football.
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