‘Good Morning America’ film critic Joel Siegel walked out of a Monday night press screening of ‘Clerks II’ just 40 minutes into the movie, telling others as he left:

“Time to go! First movie I’ve walked out of in 30 fucking years!”

Siegel later told Page Six:

“It was so foul and mean and repulsive. I finally realized I could not say anything positive … I wasn’t ready for this kind of smut … I hope he doesn’t make any more movies.”

And now ‘Clerks’ writer/director Kevin Smith has fired back on his myspace. Among the “highlights”:

“You’d imagine this would bother me, and yet, I’m delighted … I mean, it’s Joel Siegel, for Christ’s sake … getting a bad review from Siegel is like a badge of honor. This is the guy who stole his mustachioed critic shtick from Gene Shalit years ago, and still refuses to give it back. This is a guy who seemingly prides himself on being “punny” - that is, he likes to add his own nyuk-nyuk wordplay into the reviews he writes/gives. For “Pirates 2″, he made us all titter with “Yo, Ho, Ho and a Bottle of Fun”. For Pixar’s latest, he made us squeal with delight when he wrote “Wheelie Good Time for ‘Cars’”.”

Ummm, so, it just kind of goes on like that for a while. And it would be a much more scathing attack, except that Joel Siegel is probably funnier than Kevin Smith these days. Im sure if Siegel had a gooey chocolate center, Smith would fuckin love him. If you hate wordplay jokes so much Kevin, than why is your second dvd called ‘An Evening with Kevin Smith 2: Evening Harder’. Why do the posters for ‘Clerks II’ that your shilling on your myspace have taglines like: “Leading The War Against Counter Terrorism”. (Get it? Because they work behind a counter. Tee-hee, tee-hee.) Kevin attacks Siegel for loving the spotlight in a blog entry just above the one where he lists all of his interviews and promotional appearances. I assumed Kevins two favorite pastimes were eating cookie dough and sitting very still, but clearly they are promoting himself and being slightly less funny than a dead Christmas puppy.



Source = Page Six


These pictures show:

A: a haunted beach house.

2: someone in a full body cast.

$: not an ounce of pigment.

Duck: Lindsay Lohan covered in more semen than normal.

The correct answer was “A: a haunted beach house”. And … oh great, now I’m scared. Thanks a lot stupid pictures.



The fact is you have 10 girls in your office right now who are all hotter than lots of the famous Hollywood stars before they undergo eight hours of hair and makeup and take 50,000 pictures for a four picture magazine layout. There is a zero percent chance you would ever look twice at Jennifer Love Hewitt in real life with no make-up unless you knew it was Jennifer Love Hewitt. You could get a hotter piece of ass by calling the phone number on a bathroom wall. This is the chick you see down by the duck pond with a loaf of bread, not in your sexual playground.



One day, Christina Aguilera and her kick ass rack will walk down the street while wearing a bra or at least a shirt that’s not see-thru. Today apparently is not that day. Which is fine with me, by the way, because either sunbeams are gently falling on her in these pictures, or I just fell in love.



Nelly Furtado says she is interested in sex with other girls and believes that people are naturally bisexual. When asked if she’s attracted to other women, Nelly says:

“Absolutely! Women are beautiful and sexy! I’m reading a book which claims that people are inherently bisexual to balance their energies. In a way that makes so much sense. As humans, we have both male and female energies … Everybody should have the freedom to experiment. Sexual experimentation is part of human history.”

Obviously sexy girls who make out with other sexy girls are the greatest heroes of all. And obviously that isn’t relevant to any of this. Does it even count as bi if you look like a dude. Like Nelly Furtado. She used to be kind of fresh-faced and cute, now she looks like she just walked out of a Mayan tomb. She’s got a good body, but what the hell is wrong with her teeth. Is she the Cracken? So wait, those can go on land now too. Aw crap! EVERYBODY RUN! NELLY FURTADO IS GONNA EAT YOU!

Source = the Sun UK.


Oprah is not gay - Oprah Winfrey said Monday that she is not gay and any rumors that she is in a sexual relationship with long time friend Gayle King are categorically untrue. Granted, I’ve never heard any of those rumors, but congratulations to Oprah for haunting me with an image even more terrifying than her having sex with a 50 year old man.



Eminem is not in trouble - The man who accused Eminem of repeatedly punching him while relieving himself in the bathroom of a strip club on 8 Mile in Detroit last Thursday has dropped the charges. The man then went back to his job as a respected neurosurgeon.



Paris Hilton is a cackling whore - Saturday, Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan were both at the same beach house in Malibu, and Paris was her typical spoiled bratty bitch self, making a huge display out of whispering and laughing “very loudly the entire time, snickering behind Lindsay’s back.” Why? Because Lindsay has a job and earned her own money, and Paris just won’t tolerate that kind of behavior.



Carmen Electra is not married - Carmen Electra and Dave Navarro are “amicably separating” after two and a half years of marriage, putting an end to months of speculation that anyone knows why Dave Navarro is famous.