Daisy Lea Flashes the Bare Gina in Beverly Hills

There are two reasons for a woman to show her bare vagina just off Rodeo Drive. She's crowning with Jude Law's baby or she's selling bottled water. This is the Cybergirl model who's dating Rod Stewart's lounge-about son. Nobody steps out in front of others in a minidress and no panties unless Aerosmith is playing and she's working the main stage. Somebody needs to be arrested. Probably Sean Stewart. He had options.read more

Helen Mirren Applauds Kim Kardashian

Dame Helen Mirren effusively praised groundbreaking female entertainers of the past thirty years who have given the middle finger to authority. She noted Pretenders front woman Chrissie Hynde, Joan Jett, Bonnie Raitt, and Pussy Riot as invaluable members of the club of women who broke open conformity barriers. Mirren added Kim Kardashian to her list of notables despite her lack of any achievement outside of being a...read more

Metisha Schaefer in A Bikini

This German model speaks five languages fluently. Which is not nearly as helpful as learning the interrogative "more vagina?" in twenty.read more

Jennifer Nicole Lee in A Bikini

It's hard to know when it's time to step aside as a celebrity fitness instructor. Like ball players or meth addicts. It's depressing to think of what comes next. Forty is the new thirty which is still five years past the time super wealthy men will make you their trophy wife without IMDb credits or a society name.read more

Katya Henry in A Bikini

With all the negative news in the U.S. job markets you might not notice the explosion of work in the online fitness model field. It's dominating both door to door magazine sales and indentured Asian nail technician gigs. There are now thirty-seven hundred women with nice asses turning a dime as Instagram fitness models. Just in Miami.read more

Kylie Jenner's Boobs Have Legs

They don't have a school for learning how to be a sublime sex toy. Though if they did, Kylie Jenner would've dropped out of it by now. The slightly sentient plastic cobbled Jenner has been told since very little that this was her destiny. Like Skywalker. You can run from your grave fate or you can embrace it and show the entire world your big ole hunks of fuck.read more

Roxy Horner Pulls Winning Ticket in DiCaprio Cock Lottery

Akin to ripping open Wonka Bars to find the gold leaf ticket, pretty girls across the Western Hemisphere straighten out their finest frocks and polish their IUDs on the chance the next knock on the door might be Leonardo DiCaprio with his dick hanging out of his pants. Grab the brass ring, ladies.read more

Maitland Ward in A Bikini

The precise breadth of the market for women showing off in bikinis on social media remains undetermined. This chick is thirty-nine and relatively celebrity unknown but is making a strong play for aftermarket follows. The masses have accepted that anybody can be a social media sensation, but with the inherent understanding that that anybody is a nineteen year old co-ed at a Texas junior college.read more

LeAnn Rimes Bikini Makeout Party

Everybody wants to know the name of the redhead LeAnn Rimes was kissing on the beach so they can put words to their masturbation. Some guys are vocal. Single children for instance.read more

Lourdes Leon Works Time Square

It's heartwarming when the whole disparate Madonna clan re-assemble for summer in New York. The various children from various father's and forlorn biological mothers around the planet. It's like a high school reunion where everybody there came out of, or was purchased, by the same woman.read more

Kate Beckinsale Was Body Shamed First

Before social media even gave speaking truth to power an absolutely convoluted meaning, Kate Beckinsale was being called not skinny enough by Michael Bay during casting for Pearl Harbor. That shitty movie lasted longer than the actual sinister Japanese attack on the U.S. Pacific fleet. Every actress needs a body shaming story to gain password access to the giant Hollywood tampon dispenser.read more

Charlie Riina Touching

Who came up with the ground rule that a chick can't show her tits on camera, but grabbing the shit out of her implants provides sexually graphic cover. Your snatch is visible. Let's cover that up with a water bottle that appears to be plunging into your birth canal. Jesus smiles anon.read more

Kate Hudson Knows Parenting (VIDEO)

Here's a good way to fuck up a boy. Divorce his dad, make another son with another full-time touring musician, ditch that guy too, and raise your son as a single mom sharing his private moments on Chelsea Handler's insufferable new Netflix show. Meth addiction would be less ruinous.read more

Gwen Stefani Sings For Her Cock

Gwen Stefani felt compelled to create a third solo album speaking to her messy divorce and new found love. It's tantamount to speaking with her on the phone for ninety minutes about her relationship issues. That's the dream.read more

Courtney Stodden Pregnant Bikini Dance (VIDEO)

Pregnancy is turning into something very good for Courtney Stodden. She had been artistically blocked of late. You could see it in her tits. No vim.read more