Kate Hudson Knows Parenting (VIDEO)

Here's a good way to fuck up a boy. Divorce his dad, make another son with another full-time touring musician, ditch that guy too, and raise your son as a single mom sharing his private moments on Chelsea Handler's insufferable new Netflix show. Meth addiction would be less ruinous.read more

Gwen Stefani Sings For Her Cock

Gwen Stefani felt compelled to create a third solo album speaking to her messy divorce and new found love. It's tantamount to speaking with her on the phone for ninety minutes about her relationship issues. That's the dream.read more

Courtney Stodden Pregnant Bikini Dance (VIDEO)

Pregnancy is turning into something very good for Courtney Stodden. She had been artistically blocked of late. You could see it in her tits. No vim.read more

Britney Spears in A Bikini (VIDEO)

Britney Spears appeal lies in her Stockholm Syndrome distant stare. Even in her staged backyard bikini videos she looks like she's performing in a female progressive ISIS hostage video with a guy in a head rag stage right holding a sickle. It wouldn't take much to convince her to take grenades into a U.S. mint to strike a blow against the imperialism of the U.S. dollar.read more

Carmella Rose in A Bikini

This model chick did what you're supposed to do when your battling a hundred other super hot bikini models for a relatively sparing amount of fame and fortune. She started doinking a pop star. Cody Simpson. I don't know who he is, but the nieces I don't have tell me he's amazing.read more

Justin Bieber Drinks Out Of Lewis Hamilton's Champagne Bottle At Monaco Grand Prix

Auto racing is a good gig if you can get it. You drive souped up cars. You fuck hot international models. Everybody gets wasted on rich people's wine. Lewis Hamilton who used to bang that Pussycat Doll won the Monaco Grand Prix. As is the tradition a magnum of champagne was opened for the champion racer. He chose to share with Justin Bieber who was on hand because that little lesbian Lucifer is everywhere.read more

Serena Williams Dominates

Serena Williams has dominated the French Open with her tennis skill of being five times bigger and stronger than her nearest competitor. An offensive lineman who can bench press two thousand pounds would be tough to get past. Why do the nose tackles keep ending up in the stands?read more

Rob Kardashian And Blac Chyna Working the Door

Nothing says pool party like a pre-diabetic unemployed scion and his pregnant stripper girlfriend. That's where you want to be spending your Memorial Day weekend.read more

Alexis Ren Tan Lines Not Much Else

A young chick with buck teeth and a hot body can write her own check. I have to keep looking up this model's age to make sure I'm not getting bunked next to Jared for the next ten years.read more

Amber Heard Bruised Face Leaving Court

Just when you thought there was nothing left to the Johnny Depp and Amber Heard out of nowhere divorce filing, along comes Amber Heard with one a bruise on the right side of her face. Heard claims that Depp threw his iPhone at her over this past weekend. It's completely unsubstantiated and Depp's representatives are denying it, but if you close your eyes you can easily imagine Johnny Depp all pissy and throwing his...read more

Somebody's Baby Is Feeling Up Hannah Ferguson

Hannah Ferguson is a proud member of the Trump Modeling Agency. Donald Trump formed the outlet in New York after realizing running a modeling agency was the only thing better than being a billionaire for making hot young women weak in the knees. It bore him many good lays and a future Slovakian model third wife wife.read more

April Love Geary in A Bikini

April Love Geary posted a whole bunch of vacation photos of her tits and ass to remind the world why she gets to have Robin Thicke in his vests laying on top of her each night. It's like a quarterback showing off his college football championship rings after being traded to the Browns. We know you were once great.read more

Alessandra Ambrosio Has a Simple Strategy

Every media mention about Alessandra Ambrosio is related to what she's wearing or how great she looks. Living in Spandex is absolutely the way to go through life if you can get away with it. You'll be out of the lingerie game in five more years, but you'll have forty million American dollars buried in a cemetery in the hills outside your native city.read more

Kim Kardashian Sues Man For Being a Publicity Whore

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are preparing a legal suit against that bodyguard from the Met Gala who was fired on the spot by West for personally conversing with his porn star wife pre-event. Steve Stanilus took his pink slip and made forthwith to the Daily Mail for a tell all interview about Kim and Kanye. That violated Paragraph 1 of his signed NDA which states in 24 point Impact Bold font, shut the fuck up you...read more

Camila Morrone in A Bikini

Models now routinely maintain eponymous websites where they deliver health and fashion and lifestyle advice based on the fact that they're in their 20's and really good looking. You could waste a ton of tuition dollars and work training hours only to discover nobody gives a shit about your professional advice. Or you could just be pretty and tell everybody about dangerous sugars hidden in fruits and the best place to...read more