Charlotte McKinney Is Simply Trying Harder

Somewhere on this chick's wall is a three year plan to completely take out Kate Upton. We're in year two. Upton exposed her vulnerable flank when she declared she didn't wish to be viewed as a sex object and didn't provide any reasonable alternative. Also, Verlander cum was dripping down her cheek during her announcement. Visuals are key in politics.read more

Calvin Klein Still Likes Them Young

Calvin Klein's is under attack for exploiting rape culture porn memes to sell jeans and underwear. The Calvin Klein marketing obsession with underaged girls dates back to a young Brooke Shields suggesting double-entendres about her jeans and the men who would like to cover her in jizz. Forty years later Klein's got a chick flashing her panties upskirt as part of the I in My Calvin's Campaign. She "flashes" in hers. If...read more

Bella Thorne Braless

Once you've decided to be young and famous and get the expensive kind of fake tits, a bra just seems tacky. Would a middle-aged divorce man cruise past nightclubs in his Porsche with a car cover draped over his steed? Don't touch the paint ladies. That's führer blau.read more

LeBron's Instagram Chick Rachel Bush in A Blue Thong

It's not a burden being the Instagram chick LeBron tried to meet up with behind his wife's back, it's a mark of unique distinction. Like being Miss America or a heterosexual female golfer. Social media model isn't a real thing. Social media model LeBron contacted to discuss how his cock might help your future career is.read more

Kristen Stewart Stepping Up

Lesbian gossip mills churn moist and reticent. Kristen Stewart was spotted hanging out with this Victoria's Secret model Stella Maxwell late night which has led people to speculate they were fucking. That's gender equality. If a dude were hanging around with a blond lingerie model at an after-party, you'd suspect they were fucking.read more

Cleo Live Seems Healthy

If social media stars are branding themselves as real pop media icons, why not adult webcam stars? The numbers on mainstream social media seem tremendous until you get into the analytics on adult peer to peer premium services. The Internet is porn. LiveJasmin is what Facebook hopes to grow up to be. That's science.read more

Tanya Burr Has Bikini Ass Confidence

Tanya Burr is the YouTube and Instagram shit in England. Her fashion and lifestyle channels consume the attention of every single British chick not sporting an overbite and singing sad songs in a pub. Burr offers up gems of advice you can't find anywhere else, save for every single women's magazine ever published.read more

Stina Sanders in A Bikini

Stina Sanders was rising in her modeling career until she agreed to perform a social experiment where she only posted untouched, no makeup, no tits photos to her Instagram account. Sort of like that social experiment where you step in front of oncoming traffic to see if a shattered clavicle and compound complex tibia fracture hurts like a motherfuckerread more

Oceana Strachan Has Grown Up

Oceana Strachan was the subject of some cultural angst when she was signed to a modeling agency at fourteen and was bitching about how she already felt too old. The agencies were targeting middle schools to get their girls into the big money Euro circuit where they like their women like they like their coffee, flat and pre-menstrual.read more

Natasha Oakley and Devin Brugman in Black Bikinis

These two chicks sell swimwear online. They visit popular beaches in matching bikinis waiting for cued up hunky boyfriends to run over and kiss them ferociously as men disturbingly do in porn when she still has your cum on her lips. This country has moved to a digital entrepreneurial economy.read more

Dani Thorne in A Bikini

Not every Von Erich could wrestle.Not every Thorne sister looks like Bella. What becomes of the beta versions of your stage kids? You literally told them who needs an education when you can get a degree in rich and famous.read more

Kristen Stewart Lesbian Lean Out

Kristen Stewart dumped her burly French DJ girlfriend after wrapping a film n Paris. Soko had to suspect she was merely an out of town work fling. You're three knuckles deep and she's insisting you can only reach her via telegram. How many times did she change the subject when you asked her to go in on a full carton of cigarettes?read more

Blac Chyna Debuts Her Cash Baby at Drag Convention

Your drag queen convention is firing on all cylinders when Amber Rose and Blac Chyna seamlessly blend into your crowd. For Chyna, Dragcon was the chance to highlight the Kardashian baby growing in her stripper uterus. You never know what will happen when you insist the sullen son of a wealthy family pour his cum into your reproductive hole while you hang inverted in gravity boots.read more

Bella Hadid Tit Trumps Her Sister Gigi

Call your older sister and agree to dress down for your dinner out in Manhattan. The fake Lyme disease has sharpened your mind like a steel trap. Take her moves and turn them against her. She's dating that dude from One Direction. You get yourself into the Weeknd.read more

Jennifer Lopez Ain't Your Mama (VIDEO)

Women's rights sells. Sex also. You really have merge the two to ride the commercial wave. People who breathlessly await shitty packaged pop music videos collectively gasped in their Twitter feeds to the stunning yet supremely tired visuals in Lopez' Ain't Your Mama release. If gender equality means legitimizing lazy street slang, you have to feel a slight tug to start marching behind it.read more