Alleged Fake Lupus Looks Good On Selena Gomez In New Bikini Pics

August 16, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Fake lupus to cover for a blown out meth kidney allegedly looks good on Selena Gomez, who posted a bunch of bikini pics while on a motorboat. I admit that previously I didn't get the new look that Gomez... READ MORE

Asia Argento Is Not Interested In Helping Out Depressed Men

July 19, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Picture yourself being intimate with your significant other on a regular basis and having no idea that they were infatuated with committing suicide. I know during the obligatory cigarette session after sex with Asia Argento, Anthony Bourdain had let... READ MORE

Kate Moss Lost Innocence At Age 14

February 12, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Kate Moss was one of the hottest women around during her heyday. Most females don’t know what it takes to get how far she’s gotten over the course of her career. Fortunately for the women out there aspiring to... READ MORE

Blac Chyna Seems Remorseful

February 2, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Fresh off her felony arrest for drunk and disorderly and ecstasy possession in the Austin airport, Blac Chyna hit the laser tattoo removal center to etch out the rapper Future’s name in bold face font on her hand she got... READ MORE

Candice Swanepoel in Lingerie

June 15, 2015 | pictures | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I like when people are good at shit then shut the fuck up. LeBron is amazing at the round ball but can’t keep his trap shut. Top earning actresses have to bleed stigmata over the plight of women in... READ MORE

Behati Prinsloo Remains Pretty Hot

January 15, 2015 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

In between wishing Adam Levine to drown in the tiniest of urine puddles, there’s some begrudging respect for being in a band and using it to bone tons of hot women. That’s execution to a solid plan. I flipped... READ MORE

Give Me Back My Damn Bikini Top, You Venezuelean Whore

February 13, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I might be reading into this. And I might be confusing Venezuela with Brazil. I think all of South America was like one piece in Risk. But there’s still nothing finer than seeing two girls with with big fake... READ MORE

Rony Seikaly’s Girlfriend Knows How to Change Her Top

December 21, 2013 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

When Brazilian girls come of age (I think that’s about nine depending on your state) the family of the good looking ones pack her a bean cake and four Brazilian coins and put her on the next ship to... READ MORE

Sydney Leathers Made Another Sex Tape

August 22, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I thought she already made a sex tape, but I guess this is the real real sex tape released today. It certainly looks like sex. As opposed to sexting, which is to sex as watching Food TV is to... READ MORE