SomeoneluvsU
User since: 09/11/2007 15:16
Number of posts: 4229




Last 20 pearl of wisdom:

05/04/2013 22:47 Guess What Gwyneth Paltrow Never Ever Says to Her Husband?
Did LEX misspell homely?

05/02/2013 17:23 Do You Know My Name? Yep, It's Guilty
(but only after she gets rid of that Magnum PI moustache)

05/02/2013 17:20 Do You Know My Name? Yep, It's Guilty
Guilty!!! Sentenced to 80 hours of community service nudity.....

05/02/2013 10:37 Kristen Stewart Is The Best-Dressed Woman
Fashions by Goodwill

05/02/2013 10:34 Chris Kelly Of Kris Kross Dead At 34
Did Chris Kross over?

05/02/2013 10:09 Amanda Bynes Enters the Naked Stage of Crazy
A few more months and those tits are going to be banging her knees

05/01/2013 16:01 Beyonce Dabs with Red Toilet Paper
I think it's so you can't tell when Jay-Z's on the rag.....

05/01/2013 15:57 Ground Turkey Is Full Of Shit
So ground turkey and politicians have a lot in common?

05/01/2013 15:13 Miley Cyrus Is All Grown Up
Wedgies in ratty Fruit of the Loom briefs... Oh so sexy, she's edgy...

05/01/2013 14:45 The Pornographic Diary Of Anne Frank
Wow... Both Anne Frank and Bieber were fixated on their lady bits....

05/01/2013 13:46 Jennifer Aniston Bested by Angelina Once More
Who is Randy?

04/30/2013 14:12 Anne Vyalitsyna Is In GQ Mexico
Why have tits if you don't intend to show them...... And yes, I'm looking at you Taylor

04/30/2013 14:07 Anne Vyalitsyna Is In GQ Mexico
You're crazy... You're gay... Feel better now?

04/26/2013 16:05 Gwyneth Paltrow Has A 70's Bush
I smell tuna

04/26/2013 13:30 Vida Guerra In A Bikini On The Beach In Miami
In the event of a water landing... Those tits can be used as a floatation device

04/26/2013 13:28 Kendall Jenner Don't Need No School
wow.... 17.... I hope she's been planning for the sex tape.... after all it's a family tradition...

04/26/2013 11:42 Khloe Kardashian Fired; Jennifer Love Hewitt Hired
The X-Factor?? Sounds made up.....

04/26/2013 11:38 Mariah Carey Teased Her 'New Beginning' (VIDEO)
She messed with the Zohan

04/26/2013 11:32 Amanda Bynes Has A Cool New Haircut
Drake might not have murdered her vagina..... But she hara-kiri-ed her career....

04/22/2013 19:29 Amanda Bynes Hides in Plain Sight
If she still plans to sue everyone..... I'd volunteer to check into her briefs....