User since: 06/25/2009 17:14
Number of posts: 8
Last 8 pearl of wisdom:
07/31/2012 10:34 Courtney Love is mad about Lana Del Reys Nirvana cover
I wrote a song about her vagina, it's called "Smells like a Red Lobster Dumpster in August" It's on my new record "Wish It Had Been A Murder/Suicide".
08/26/2011 08:37 Lady Gaga is into bondage
i hope she ties a rope around her neck.
08/17/2011 09:35 Tamara Ecclestone has a good twitter
now her twitter is full of gays kissing....i almost lost my hardon.
08/11/2011 12:48 this is why everyone hates Gwyneth Paltrow
she looks like a Ninja Turtles villain. i hope a meteor falls on her house and her legs shrivel up....
07/21/2011 08:30 Paris Hilton walked out of an interview
I hope her next interview is on Al Jezzeera.
07/13/2011 09:06 Kristen Stewart found something she's good at
How long do you think till it comes out that Jody Foster diddled her in the "Panic Room"?
11/10/2010 14:44 Ke$ha is in a bikini
OH NO IT'S A RANCOR!
07/07/2009 08:43 Prepare to yawn
Dood i would hit that shit like Chris Brown..damnit she's sexy.








