SsnakeOilUser since: 06/26/2009 16:06
Number of posts: 2558
Last 20 pearl of wisdom:
12/29/2011 16:01 Kelly Clarkson is in trouble for supporting Ron Paul
I'm voting for Ru Paul.
12/19/2011 13:24 Scarlett Johansson is a good influence
You say "Russian prostitute" like it's a bad thing.
11/22/2011 16:38 Kris Humphries called Kim Kardashian fat
You know, if you turn that ass upside down it looks like a heart.
A giant, cellulite-encrusted heart.
11/22/2011 14:33 Jessica Simpson doesn't give a f**k anymore
Rok, I keep telling my wife, "There's nothing like a Thanksgiving goose", but she's just not interested.
11/22/2011 14:05 Jessica Simpson doesn't give a f**k anymore
She looks good. Kind of a poor-man's Rosie O'Donnell.
10/31/2011 15:31 Liz Hurley really sucks at Halloween
How do we even know that's her? Could be Goldie Hawn.
10/31/2011 14:29 Kelly Ripa went as happily married Kim Kardashian
Umm... 3?
She probably thought it was you. You guys look exactly alike, right?
10/31/2011 13:55 Kelly Ripa went as happily married Kim Kardashian
Do they still have milkmen in the Midwest?
10/31/2011 13:51 Kelly Ripa went as happily married Kim Kardashian
Ripa can fit both her boobs and an ass cheek in one of Kim's bra cups.
10/19/2011 16:34 Justin Bieber is cheating on Selena Gomez
http://news.discovery.com/tech/rainbow-poo-110426.html
Dr. Poop? Comments?
10/10/2011 14:00 Christina Aguilera has still got it
No WiFi in the crapper?
10/10/2011 13:41 Christina Aguilera has still got it
Yeah, she's retaining water -- Lake Erie.
*rim shot*
10/10/2011 13:21 Christina Aguilera has still got it
Yeah, after this post Brendin is 0-5 today, too.
10/10/2011 13:02 Christina Aguilera has still got it
Hey Rok. How 'bout those Tigers?
10/10/2011 12:53 Christina Aguilera has still got it
The Colts are old, fat and ugly?
10/10/2011 12:27 Christina Aguilera has still got it
Brilliant marketing move, really.
10/10/2011 12:27 Christina Aguilera has still got it
That video was shot in 1997 in anticipation of the song.
10/10/2011 12:21 Christina Aguilera has still got it
Looks like Cyndi Lauper's older sister.
Not sure if we really needed 30 pictures, though.
09/27/2011 16:56 Rihanna was topless
Looks like I stumbled on the National Geographic site.
09/22/2011 16:43 Cameron Diaz got dumped again
Thought I'd check in. I didn't want anyone to think I'd been hit by a garbage truck or something.
Pepper, if it says "Elmer's" on the side it's probably not your penis.
