Jessica_Fangirl
User since: 11/02/2007 15:16
Number of posts: 211

Last 20 pearl of wisdom:

02/20/2009 08:06 patrick swayze isnt doing so good

I love you all.

02/20/2009 06:41 patrick swayze isnt doing so good

All joking aside, this is a real man. He's a badass and I hope when my sorry ass manages to get into heaven I find him up there looking all Orry Maine and hot, smoking a pack of Marlboro's and riding

02/19/2009 14:59 hayden and her tv dad, part 2

Holy Statutory Batman! So is Quinto next? Because apparently if you aren't boffing the Cheerleader you are the gay one on Heroes.

02/17/2009 07:24 finally, a slavery theme park

Spike Lee your soundbite is a calling... And your name is motherfucking Toby.

02/17/2009 06:59 hayden whatshername is single

Thank you god. Milo is a nice guy and any girl who would let a dude cut her steak for her needs to be beaten.

02/13/2009 06:48 kill it!

Ever see the movie Slither? Barn Chick...yep...totally.

02/12/2009 09:09 terrence howard defends chris brown

You'd better watch out cause he's a War Machine...oh wait, no he's not. Cause he's a fucking loony that stalks his ex's and thinks that it's okay to beat up girls till they black out.

02/04/2009 09:26 wtf! - update (!)

What's going to be hillarious is when the steroids start making his head HUGE he'll look like the reverse of that hunter dude from Beetlejuice.

01/28/2009 06:24 i apologize

Oh GOD...she looks bottomless too. Did that thing crawl out of her vagina since we all know its the entrance to hell?

01/27/2009 07:53 the beckhams may leave LA

I'm trying to figure out Victoria's appeal?

01/23/2009 06:16 shia, wtf are you doing

So The Beef is the Unknown Comic?

01/22/2009 11:28 they do WHAT?

Thank you Fox, for once again raffirming my belief that you are all a bunch of ignorant sexually repressed fucktards that do Freudian slips every chance you can.

01/22/2009 06:50 menace in a bunny hat

Does anyone have a red rider gun? Cause we need to shoot her fucking eye out.

01/16/2009 07:34 marmaduke and huckleberry grylls

But...but...he still ate the foul smelling liquid cause it was IN the fucking snake. I've learned...don't mess the the brits, they will fuck you up and then calmly drink a cup of tea while eating you

01/13/2009 10:26 andrew dice clay is doing great

Wow, Ford Fairlane as in BIG AS.

12/22/2008 13:21 PRESIDENT HUNK

I'd buy that for a dollar...hell a 1.50.

12/16/2008 09:25 BRENDAN FRASER HAS STILL GOT IT

He used to be cute. What the hell happened?

12/02/2008 09:03 PARIS FOUND THAT BRA AGAIN

"Little bitty titties?"

"Little bitty titties!"

"In a push up bra?"

"In a push up bra."

Everybody sing!