Raymond K. HesselUser since: 12/04/2007 14:25
Number of posts: 460
Last 20 pearl of wisdom:
05/21/2013 18:28 Miley Cyrus In Revealing Black Swimsuit
You're gay if you wouldn't...
05/17/2013 07:43 Somebody's Going to Vegas (And It's Not Farrah Abraham, She Doesn't Like Us)
I know where her finger has been.
05/14/2013 18:39 The Downside of Being Harry
Yeah... no backing off on the home-boys in my book.
05/14/2013 16:39 The Downside of Being Harry
And he rose up from below to seize power and hang with Royalty
http://cdn.mos.totalfilm.com/images/o/oswald-cobblepot-630-75.jpg
04/24/2013 15:53 Farrah Abraham Takes Dad and Daughter to Porn Meeting
I absolutely still would...
04/16/2013 18:56 Candice Swanepoel Is All You Need to Sell Underwear
↑↑↑ No you didn't ↑↑↑
04/15/2013 17:11 Britney Spears Looks Like a Ham
Exactly, Ranger and Daos.
I would still most definitely hump this lump.
04/10/2013 14:06 Diddy is Plowing Kate Upton
I now have no respect for this coal smoker.
04/09/2013 18:56 Porn Star Comes Clean on Teen Mom's Sex Tape
Yeah, I'd melt some pearls on that...
04/03/2013 12:19 Jill Martin Roundballs in Miami
This chick is as 'Meh' as 'Meh' can get. She's got blonde hair and an open mouth, other than that......meh.
03/29/2013 08:18 Petra Benova Gets Bum Rushed
Scissor! Scissor!!!
03/26/2013 09:21 Candice Swanepoel Stealing Bikini Jobs from Americans!
gayporno... next time, before offering up that kind of advice, just die in a house fire instead.
03/26/2013 09:20 Candice Swanepoel Stealing Bikini Jobs from Americans!
Just typing the letters 'WSHH' I can feel my IQ lowering by at least 30 points.
03/20/2013 13:43 Kim Thinks Kanye Is Going To Cheat
dissatisfied harps on a bad writer, then uses the word "you're" incorrectly.
03/18/2013 18:36 Courtney Stodden Reminds Everyone That She Has Tits
I guarantee that if she were DTF you, that would be a pretty decent ride.
03/06/2013 14:08 It's About Time for a Kicked Up National Anthem
...just jumped the shark.
03/04/2013 17:11 Holly Madison Gets It
Holly Madison can continue to get it.
03/04/2013 17:07 Britney Spears' Ass Is Not As Exciting As It Used to Be
I guarantee one good buggering and you'd at least get a new car out of it.
03/04/2013 12:46 Usher and Bieber Ride Bikes In Their Red Booties
...any ideas?
03/04/2013 12:46 Usher and Bieber Ride Bikes In Their Red Booties
I just can't imagine any sport that Bieber would letter in...
